All The People: Light System Support? Have You Ever Been Kicked By The Light!
Chapter 69 The first time I practiced breathing, I actually practiced a fart...
On the high platform, Yan Weijun sat upright, breathing in mysterious rhythms.
The students in the audience also sat down and practiced breathing like cats and tigers.
Some students obviously have a long understanding of the breathing valve, and they have a sense of breath within a minute of entering the meditation.
And some classmates come into contact with the breathing method for the first time, even if they scratch their ears and cheeks, they will not be able to do it.
"Huh~ This breathing method looks so tedious to practice!"
Su Xing watched for a few minutes and then deserted, not because he couldn't understand.
But it's too embarrassing to maintain a certain posture and not move.
After practicing for a while, Su Xing simply touched the fish and watched how the students around him practiced.
I saw Yu Xiaopang's face flushed with excitement, and he said with shortness of breath:
"Holy shit, I feel it, I feel an energy gathering in my abdomen... Huh? Why is this energy running down again?"
"Pfft~"
Su Xing was stunned, what the hell is that yellow gas visible to the naked eye?
Su Xing quickly covered his nose and took two steps back.
"What's wrong with Yu Xiaopang, are you putting a biochemical bomb here?"
Yu Xiaopang blushed at Su Xing's ridicule, and said in a muffled voice:
"Su Xing, keep your voice down! You can smell "Nine Eight Zero" by yourself... Now it's alright, everyone knows that it's the first time I practiced the breathing method and got a fart..."
For the first time, practicing a fart?
"Pfft hahahaha! Yu Xiaopang, you are going to die of laughing at me!"
Lin Bao'er obviously heard the conversation between the two, and couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Quiet, everyone is practicing breathing! Only you are laughing and whispering, your skin is itchy, right?! 99
Yan Weijun on the high platform reminded with a bad expression after hearing the conversation of the three.
When the instructor was angry, the three of them quickly shut up and continued to practice.
Su Xing also hurriedly closed his eyes and pretended,
A few minutes later, Su Xing, who couldn't hold back, opened his eyes again to observe the students around him.
"Hey, Wang Yuyan is practicing so fast~"
Su Xing said in surprise.
I saw Wang Yuyan sitting cross-legged, holding two meditation stones in her hand, and the air temperature around her seemed to have dropped a few degrees between her breaths and breaths.
Wang Yuyan's proficiency obviously belongs to the breathing method, and she entered the door early.
So this can explain why when she was at the bronze level, she rose to level 15 in a week...
Su Xing then looked at the other classmates around him. Children from rich families like Lin Baoer, Qian Sicong, and Qiu Qiu had obviously practiced breathing techniques in high school, so they would be a lot faster than their peers.
"Hey, after all this, Yu Xiaopang and I are children of poor families..."
Su Xing sighed, and then muttered:
"Fortunately, the young master has a plug-in, so he doesn't need to practice breathing..."
While speaking, Su Xing stretched out his legs, looked at the instructor Yan Weijun above the high platform, and slowly moved back with his butt.
After a while, Su Xing successfully moved himself to the last row of students, and then sneakily took out his mobile phone...
"Hey hey, take advantage of this time, why don't you play a game of sheep..."
Meanwhile, Su Xing's system is working.
[Ding, it is detected that the surrounding students are cultivating hard, and the host is playing games lazily, triggering a thousand times the crit, rewarding a thousand points of salted fish...]
【Ding……】
Soon, two hours passed.
The students around are still trying to get used to the breathing method,
Although some students who have not practiced the breathing method, but the students with excellent talent have gradually entered a better state and have a glimpse of the way.
"Oh, this breathing method is really not practiced by humans! I couldn't move for more than two hours after sitting...
"Those who knew it thought it was cultivating, and those who didn't knew it thought it was Monk Tang sitting in meditation..."
Su Xing complained wildly.
He can't stand sitting on this hard floor for two hours, let alone the other students?
I do not know how long it has been,
Su Xing desperately looked at the little game in his hand and said bitterly:
"So the phone is out of power...how can I not get through it? Is there a bug in this game?
Su Xing suspects that the only bug in this game is that it cannot be cleared.
However, when Su Xing remembered scratching his cheeks, he did not know that Yan Weijun, who was on the high platform, had already walked down to inspect.
Yan Weijun looked at a boy with glasses in the front row, nodded slightly and said:
"Well, not bad! This kid obviously hasn't practiced breathing techniques, he can complete a breathing cycle in just two hours, he has perseverance!
You must know that in the early stage of practicing breathing, you not only need to stay still, but also endure the gas of various attributes that stimulate the internal organs.
Just like a fire-type mage, when you practice breathing in the early stage, your internal organs will feel aching pain.
As for the ice-attribute mages, it will be rushed to a biting chill...
Yan Weijun swayed quietly, trying not to disturb the students who were cultivating.
"Hey, this female student is also very talented. It seems that she has a strong tolerance for pain..."
"Not bad, it seems that there is a lot of talent in this group of students!
Yan Weijun's eyes were full of approval, but he was stunned when he turned his gaze to Yu Xiaopang.
I saw Yu Xiaopang's fat face flushed red, sweating anxiously all over his body, but he didn't even take a breath.
"Hey, it's a pity for this little fat man, although his talent is good, but his talent is stupid, he hasn't been able to breathe for so long...
Yan Weijun shook his head and continued to walk forward.
Finally, he couldn't hold back when he saw Su Xing, who was sneaking around with his phone in the last row.
I saw him standing not far from Su Xing and trembling with anger.
"Nie Barrier, it's really a child who can't be taught!"
"Obviously you have such a good talent and career, but you don't practice well, priest of the light system! How many people's dream career is this?"
"And this kid's teacher... Zhao Muxi, the youngest potential professor at Jiangnan Vocational University is his teacher, but this kid is still not good enough?"
Thinking of this, Yan Weijun prepared to go forward and give Su Xing some color to see,
But then I thought about it:
"No, with this kid's slick tongue, he will definitely find an excuse... Why don't I reprimand him again tomorrow when I randomly check the results of my practice?"
Thinking of this, Yan Weijun couldn't help but nodded secretly,
"Yes, only by making him suffer a big loss in front of all the students can this kid have a long memory..."9
"Well... by the way, I want to avenge this kid who cheated on my watermelon money!
Yan Weijun thought happily, then pretended not to see Su Xing to Su Xing, and went around in circles to check the progress of other students' cultivation......
On the other side, Su Xing looked at the phone in his hand with despair, and immediately deleted the mini-game, saying fiercely:
"What rubbish anti-intellectual game, stop playing!"
After saying that, Su Xing cocked his chin and sat dozing off.
[Ding, it is detected that the host is lazy, salted fish points +1...+1...+1...]
Soon, a day's practice (fishing) time passed...
Time comes to night.
Su Xing was lying on the bed in the dormitory playing with his mobile phone, when Yu Xiaopang in the bottom bunk suddenly said:
"Awake, I feel like I'm a waste!
Su Xing was stunned for a moment, and then habitually complained:
"Be confident... get rid of the feeling!
Yu Xiaopang:???
"No, I'm serious! I tried my best to practice the breathing method for a day today, but I didn't succeed, and I still felt a burning pain in my internal organs! 99
Su Xing decided to console Yu Xiaopang, so he said:
"What's the matter, I didn't succeed either..."
Yu Xiaopang was stunned, and asked doubtfully, "Isn't it possible? You are so talented, but you haven't succeeded in practicing breathing?
Su Xing heard a hint of schadenfreude in Yu Xiaopang's tone,
But the kind-hearted Su Xing decided to console his good brother.
"Yeah, I've never been good at learning, you know it! In high school, which of the courses like "Wicked Beast Illustration Teaching" and "Detailed Explanation of Professional Classification" do you think I can score higher than 60?"
After hearing Su Xing say this, Yu Xiaopang nodded in satisfaction and said:
"Also, you are really not good at studying... With you at the bottom, I feel more at ease..."
Su Xing: 66..."
The air was quiet for a while, and Yu Xiaopang suddenly said:
"Ah Xing, you said that if everyone else has learned the breathing method, and we haven't learned it, will our cultivation speed be slowed down by others? 35
Su Xing pondered for a while and said:
"No, no matter how fast you speed up your breathing technique, you won't be able to pass the next dungeon! So the fastest way to train is to go to the dungeon to fight monsters and upgrade!" 5.6
Su Xing's words are not false,
Because the breathing method accelerates the speed of cultivation is also relative.
For example, if you practice with meditation stones at the silver level for a month, you may be able to upgrade to one level, but if you master the breathing method, this time may be shortened to 20 days or even half a month.
But at the same time, if you are willing to work hard to download the dungeon, you may be able to upgrade to two or three levels...
Therefore, the greatest significance of the cultivation method is to make up for the shortcomings of the daily practice speed.
But who is a serious professional who doesn't want to upgrade the dungeon every day?
Oh yes, except for Su Xing, he is not a serious person.
Soon, under the comfort of Su Xing, Xiaopang Yu finally fell asleep and snored.
"hu~hu~"
Su Xing's mouth twitched, thinking that Yu Xiaopang should find a method called "Snoring Breathing Method", he must be very talented in this area...
As the night approached, Su Xing, who was about to fall asleep, suddenly heard a voice in his mind.
[Ding, it is detected that the host is fishing, and the reward is 1 point of salted fish... There are currently 50,000 points of salted fish! 】
Good guy, Su Xing, who was just about to fall asleep, lost his sleepiness in an instant, and said with anticipation:
"System, exchange for the first level of the "Great Sun Breathing Technique"!"
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