Almighty Manor

"Our park is not closed with crickets. You can see from the video that crickets are moving outside the cage." On the television, Director Ke was being interviewed.

"As for why 毦 笪 appeared in the park, we currently suspect that 毦 笪 this bear monkey should be fond of playing mobile phones, so from the mountains, followed the people from the show group."

On television, the reporter couldn't help but increase the amount.

There were bear children in ancient times, and bear monkeys today!

This bear monkey really breaks the heart!

"For human beings, tens of kilometers of primitive mountain forests are very difficult to walk, but for crickets, it may only be a few hours."

"Instead, it is a human city, which is very strange and dangerous to them. Cars, electricity, etc. are all their enemies."

"We see that there is another wine-making monkey by his side, probably his elder brother. These two monkeys may be anywhere in the city, or they have already returned to the magic mountain."

"At present we don't know if they will appear again. Here, we call on the general public to not hurt him if he finds a puppet outside, but also try not to feed him. We don't know about winemaking monkeys yet. Habits and food habits, our human food may not be suitable for monkeys. "

"If I really ask you for food, my recommended food is fruits with low sugar content, such as apples and pears. You can also provide them with some water."

Then the reporter asked a question that made Director Ke very headache.

"What if he doesn't ask for food, but asks for a cell phone?"

"Ah ... this ..." Ke Yuan held his head. "Since I am a juvenile wine monkey, I can only suggest that you try not to let me play with your cell phone, even if you let him play. Let him play for too long ... "

"Also please pay attention, if there are traces of small animal life, or you find them, please inform us as much as possible, we will cooperate with Dr. Shi and send them back to Magic Mountain."

"We heard that the forestry department also organized volunteers to find their whereabouts throughout the process, hoping to find them ..."

"Finally, we would like to emphasize one more thing. We don't recommend playing with mobile phones. Please try not to do so!"

After the news was broadcast, the next day, the entire virtual city almost launched a raid.

Online commented that I particularly like to play games, so even the number of landings of several popular games have increased.

Many people turn on their phones and increase the volume, but do n’t play, just to attract stingy attention.

Of course, because the first time I appeared was in Monkey Mountain in Wufeng Park, on this day on Wednesday, the flow of people surged again. Everyone came out of Hushan and turned on the mobile phone in Monkey Mountain to start playing games and lure him I'm here.

In fact, everyone was not disappointed. At more than four in the afternoon, when the park was about to close, I appeared again!

"Again!"

"Here, here!"

Everyone was in a commotion, holding their phones to shoot wildly.

There was an instant news on the Internet that Wu appeared again in Wufeng Park.

My uncle appeared, and after playing for about half an hour, another monkey appeared and called him away.

Immediately afterwards, Chief Yuan Ke was interviewed again.

"At present, it seems that I haven't entered the human city. He really just came to play games ..."

"As for the reason why it appeared in Wufeng, probably because the environment here is better, and there are many monkeys, the pressure of cricket is relatively small."

"We always feel that our Wufeng Zoo is about to become an Internet cafe, because there are too many people connected to the wifi in our park, and we have upgraded the equipment twice."

"I don't know if I will come tomorrow, but we have already contacted Dr. Shi. We will set up the Institute of Brew Monkeys with Dr. Shi. If I come again, we intend to try to contact him again.

"But we really don't recommend everyone to come and play mobile phones in the park ..."

As a result, more people came to the park to play mobile phones.

On the third day, I really appeared again.

This time, 毦 笪 appeared at noon.

After casually looking for someone to play the game for a while, he left a half-empty pure water bottle.

"what is this?"

"Monkey urine?"

"A monkey, why have to pee in a bottle! Wait ... this isn't it ..."

After getting the bottle, the man unscrewed the bottle cap, and a fragrant aroma was released instantly.

The tourists couldn't help taking a sip.

It's so fragrant!

"This is monkey wine!"

"Oh my god, it's monkey wine!"

"I will pay for it!"

"Do not sell, do not sell, I do not sell! Help! Robbery!"

The scene was chaotic. If it was not for the security of the park to intervene in time, I am afraid that a robbery would not really happen.

This interview was made by Shi Haifei.

"After our appraisal, the bottle is indeed monkey wine. It should be that the uncle picked up a bottle from the park and brought it back to the monkey wine forest. By the way, he loaded some monkey wine to drink on the road." Shi Haifei glared at the screen Then, he said, "Even so, we don't recommend tourists to bring bottles to the park, let alone give them bottles ..."

Then it was Saturday ...

On this day, Wufeng Park ushered in the highest peak of human traffic in history. After visiting Hushan, everyone went to Monkey Mountain to sit and waited with their mobile phones.

Everyone has several bottles in their hands, one bigger than one!

He appeared again, this time he took a cola bottle, and it really contained a little monkey wine.

Today, I always lose when playing games, because there are too many people in the park, the network is particularly congested, and frequent offline calls.

He was screaming frequently, like a tantrum child, and humming when he left.

"Don't go, take my bottle!"

"This bottle, my bottle!"

"My glass bottle!"

"It's still stainless steel!"

"My mug is!"

I turned and watched so many people holding bottles, took one of them, and turned away.

Someone said quietly, "He took your bottle, and will he return it to you?"

Suddenly cold.

Who knows who will be given tomorrow!

The next day ... more tourists came in ~ www.readwn.com ~ They waited for a day.

I did not come, but news came.

Appeared in Monkey Mountain in Jiahu Park.

Another director Yuan Ke came out for an interview: "We discussed with Dr. Shi ... the reason why I didn't appear in Wufeng again was because the network here was too bad. Of people have fallen recently, so the quality of the network is much better ... "

After hearing this interview, tourists almost scolded their mothers.

Damn, this monkey is so picky?

At the same time, there was a breaking news on the Internet.

The monkey wine, which was previously packed in a pure water bottle, was photographed by a local boss at a price of several hundred thousand!

The news spread, and everyone was even more crazy.

Still so?