Almighty Manor

Jia Lake, by the lake, the old man frowned and looked under the lake.

Beside, the young man was telling his experience in shock.

"Just now something tangled my feet, like a snake ... I'm so strong, I can't fight it!"

"You see, you see!" Said the old lady, "I said, this is the **** of the lake!"

"Things like snakes must be the mount of Lord Shanshen, Xiaolong!"

"Don't talk nonsense ... that's feudal superstition ..." Old Man Jia whispered subconsciously, but apparently had some lack of confidence.

The same thing happened twice in a row, and even the old man felt a bit strange.

If it was a lake god, how could that be?

If not Lake God, what is it?

Is it ...

"Is the legendary monster?" Said an old man next to him. "Like the Loch Ness monster?"

"What nonsense, it must be the lake god!"

The old man was immediately reprimanded by the old lady.

"If it was a water monster, this young man would have been eaten." Said the old lady. "After all, the lake **** is a **** and he is kind-hearted, but he just taught him something ..."

It just makes sense and is so logical that the old man Jia can't refute.

The young man was pointed by the old lady's finger and shivered beside him.

Damn, who did I provoke? Don't I just put in water? Why did you drag me down ...

Damn, I'll never get near the water again ...

The young man was taught a lesson, and his body was wet and gone.

The old lady worshipped the lake with a godly expression, whispered in her mouth, wondering what she was praying for.

The old man's head faintly heard words such as "forever youth" and "skin becomes better", and could not help rolling his eyes.

Just like you, do you want to stay young forever?

Don't say no, even a lake **** can't do it.

A group of people continued to patrol the lake again. After a while, they suddenly heard a call for help: "Help, monster! Monster!"

The old man Jia wanted to roll his eyes.

Again!

This lake **** is really too busy.

He lifted his feet and wanted to run, think about it, forget it, anyway, can't die ... anyway.

Sure enough, when I reached the shore, I saw a man leaping on the water: "Help ... help ... I can't swim ..."

He can't swim, but old man Jia can. When they were young, they did not bully people in the water.

When looking calmly next to him, the old man found that the underwater thing did not seem to be malicious.

Looking from above, it seems like there is a hand dragging him underneath, dragging him into the water, drinking a few sips of water, holding him up, letting him catch his breath, and before he finishes, he is dragged again Went to the lake.

Don't ask this time, old man Jia saw a fishing net next to it, and there were some fish jumping in the net.

Old man Jia ran over, picked fish out of the fishing net, and threw it into the lake, facing the lake: "Okay, the fish is back to you, let him go!"

The lake was still for a while, and then the things in the lake dragged him revenge several times before letting him go.

But the problem is, this guy can't swim. After being let go, he grumbles and sinks.

"Hey, you sent him back!"

Things in the lake did not respond.

"If he dies inside, the water will smell!"

With a bang, the people in the water were thrown directly onto the shore, and they fell awkwardly.

The old man gaped.

What in the water can really understand people?

"The lake **** is compassionate, the lake **** is manifested ..." The old woman whispered while recording.

Then he snorted, sending it to the group he didn't know, and yelling at his phone with his throat, "Look at it, look at it, Jiahu's lake **** is manifested!"

The old man Jia looked at the people next to him, one was counted as one, all were making videos.

I go, you people, one more than one secret, only when playing in the circle of friends, like a modern elderly!

"You guys ... hi! Just spread the feudal superstitions there!" Old Man Jia shook his head, "I dare say that this thing may be a monster, maybe a big fish, a water snake, but it is definitely not a lake god!"

The group wandered for a few more minutes before seeing another elderly patrol squad.

After seeing each other, they can't wait to cry: "We just encountered a weird thing ..."

"Wait a minute, have you encountered strange things?"

"No, don't you guys ..."

"I also made a video!"

"I did it too, look at it!"

A group of modern seniors, holding each other's cell phones, stared at presbyopia and looked up seriously.

After watching it, the old lady looked like a victory general and held two mobile phones to the old man Jia: "Look, look!"

"This was taken by Mr. Li, just five minutes ago." The old lady said, "Just when the lake **** appeared. If it was a monster, it would not be possible to appear in two places at the same time."

"Even if it is a lake god, it is impossible to appear in two places at the same time. Isn't the lake **** dragon?" Said old man Jia.

"Maybe it's a two-headed hawk?" Said the old lady.

The old man Jia had nothing to say.

After the two teams briefly crossed, they patrolled again.

After walking for a few minutes, a group of people saw a young man smoking a cigarette by the lake. After smoking, he threw the cigarette **** into the lake.

"You!" The old woman rushed up angrily: "Pick up the cigarette butts."

"Which eye do you see me smoking!" The boy spit out the last cigarette in his mouth and rolled his eyes. "Can you prove it?"

"If you don't pick it up, just wait for the bad luck."

"Hey, curse me? How can you treat me?" The boy was impatient.

Suddenly, the young man felt something wrong.

A group of elderly people looked at him as if waiting for a good show.

This look made him uncomfortable.

"Jean, I'm leaving!" The boy wanted to leave, and suddenly a black shadow came out of the water, and he slammed him into the water.

"I'll tell you, you guys, you're out of luck." The old lady did ideological work for the guy on the shore.

The old man Jia added a hand.

After another half an hour, they met another team and exchanged information.

Mom egg ~ www.readwn.com ~ Where is this two-headed owl? This is clearly a hydra!

The old lady has a theory again: "You think, that's the **** of the lake, god, it can definitely appear in different places at the same time!"

The old man Jia was powerless to refute.

In the afternoon, dozens of strange things happened.

And all the people who have either accidentally thrown garbage into the lake or did something else badly.

All of a sudden, the Internet exploded.

In terms of compulsion, another problem arose.

"How to evaluate the Jiahu Lake God Appreciation Event?"

"Where is the lake **** in this world? Wait, I remember the landlord lived nearby, it is hard to say, hard to say."

"Whenever there is something strange, look for the owner!"

Well, I have experience.