Am I A God?

Zhao Yao sighed: “Do you think that I let YuanYuan replace Elizabeth with his WeChat, is he trying to lie to him?”

Elizabeth said in the heart: “Is it not?”

Every day, Zhao Yao’s YuanYuan was shocked: “Do you want to cheat in addition to cheating money?”

Seeing the expressions of the two cats, Zhao Yao seems to have guessed what they thought, and disappointed: “You are too disappointing. Have you forgotten what the purpose of the anchor is?”

Elizabeth whispered: “Become famous?”

YuanYuan followed: “Make money?”

“Wrong!” Zhao Yao said: “Being the anchor is a profession that sells dreams. Let Mocha, a house cat, feel that there is a beautiful opposite sex playing with him, let Fishball, a poor cat, come into contact with life that has never been touched. Let YuanYuan like you, you can also communicate with your goddess.

Let the lonely souls meet in the sea of ​​the network, warm each other and rely on each other. This is the true meaning of the anchor. ”

Zhao Yao pointed to the screen and said: “Elizabeth, you are a dream of the cat of your cat master. After the computer screen, he may be just a ugly and fat, dead cat with nothing but money. Live broadcast, let him have the opportunity to communicate with you, WeChat, is to complete his dream of becoming a friend with the goddess.

The key is the dream itself. As for the back of the screen, are you still YuanYuan, heavy? ”

YuanYuan wondered: “Not heavy?”

Zhao Yao stepped on YuanYuan’s body: “Is it heavy?”

YuanYuan quickly shook his head: “Not important.”

“So you are not lying to him, but the dream of helping him communicate with the goddess.”

YuanYuan secretly said: “Scum”

Elizabeth was shocked: “Animals.”

Zhao Yao continued: “YuanYuan, you deleted all your photos in WeChat, uploaded photos of Elizabeth, and you will accompany him to chat later, let him brush Elizabeth for the rocket, or you can directly send red envelopes. For you, you and Elizabeth can be half-pointed.”

YuanYuan immediately changed her face and said with a serious face: “I understand, we don’t create dreams, we are just dreamers of porters, and we do middlemen to earn the difference.”

Elizabeth operated the computer and said with great interest: “YuanYuan, hurry, I will send you your WeChat first.”

Zhao Yao satisfactorily watched the cooperation between YuanYuan and Elizabeth, which made the popularity of the live broadcast room go up again.

Today’s live broadcast is not bad. Zhao Yao didn’t brush the rocket anymore. Instead, he took the YuanYuan who operated WeChat and once again turned into a headless knight and came to the cat mint field.

When I saw him coming from Japan, Cannon, who had been farming all the time, was excited: “Zhao Yao, you are finally here! The guy who killed the cat actually grabbed our catnip. If I used to, I must Scratch his claws.”

“It’s OK.” Zhao Yao touched the excited Cannon, who immediately fell to the ground and picked it up comfortably. Zhao Yao then asked, “How? Is the goods ready today?”

“It’s all packed, and Bridget has to ship the goods in person today.”

So Zhao Yao found Bridget and saw that Bridget was at the moment. Although it looked like a palm-sized one, it seemed to be a tiger inspecting the territory. The catnips around a large box walked around to see who. It’s like watching a thief.

After seeing Zhao Yao, she relaxed a little: “Zhao Yao, this time I am going with you, I must catch the killing knife.”

Zhao Yao comforts Bridget without going. After all, Bridget protects the urinary nature of catnip, and the ultra-ability of the stomach bag. He is worried that Bridget will not give the other party a chance to grab the catnip.

Therefore, under the dissuasion of Zhao Yao, Bridget gave up his intention to go, and Zhao Yao chose the red envelope and Fishball.

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The black wind is high, and the playground on a campus after 12 o’clock is empty, and it seems lonely.

More than a dozen wild super cats came to the runway on the edge of the playground cautiously. The leader of the head was the fat orange cat that looks like Mocha.

“Mao.” A cat stood by the fat version of Mocha and said: “The cat scorpion that doesn’t seem to have come yet.” No one, Zhao Yao is another title on Jianghai Cat Road, most of which sell cats. The mint cat calls him that.

Seeing that my brother didn’t respond, Mahua once again said: “I have heard that several transactions have been robbed recently. The guy who robs the goods calls himself a headless knight. Will it be a ghostless guy who plays black and black.”

“Black what to eat black and black.” Fat Mao said: “We are all serious business cats, doing business is also legitimate, selling catnips and not breaking the law, what is black eating? Is the legal citizen was robbed.”

The cat said: “But we didn’t pay taxes. The last time the government’s super-power cat came to us to collect taxes, saying that we are all operating illegally and we have to pay a fine.”

As soon as I heard this, Mao Mao wouldn’t let it out: “What kind of tax is it? Our super cat will never pay taxes!”

“I want to pay taxes? I would rather die!”

“it is good!”

“well said!”

“Don’t pay taxes!”

After hearing these words, the younger brothers behind them raised their claws and shouted. It can be seen that in the Jianghai area at the moment, how severe the tax evasion of super-cats is.

As the emerging intelligent life on the earth, these legal blind cats are born with genes that do not love taxation. Cats and cats are ashamed of paying taxes, and tax evasion is proud, causing serious condemnation and strong concern at the upper levels.

For this reason, they have specially organized a group of super-charo tax collection teams, which are specially used to collect taxes from Jianghai’s super-cats. If you want to see the furry in front of you, it belongs to the blacklist on the tax collection team and belongs to the object of serious marking.

Just as the hairs and the men shouted slogans, the red envelope and the Fishball had already reached the other side of the playground and slowly walked over to the hairs.

The two sides confirmed their eyes. Fishball put down a bag of catnips in his mouth and asked, “When the goods arrive, what about the money?”

The furs pushed the hand down a suitcase and opened the box, revealing a pile of coins and scattered paper money: “The money is here, I want to inspect the goods!”

Fishball nodded, the fur looked to the cat next to him, the cat walked up, the cat’s paw swung over the bag, and a little catnip powder was licked onto the paw, gently smelling it, and the face was comfortable. expression.

He nodded to Mao Mao and said: “No problem, the boss is genuine.”

Fishball said: “Do not worry, our Bridget catnips are always the purest.”

“In business, there are so many brothers who follow me to eat, I have to be careful.” Mao Mao stunned his head toward the younger brother behind him, and the younger brothers pushed the money to the front of the Fishball.

Just as Fishball had to take over the money, suddenly all the alarms sounded in all directions, and a beam of light rose up.

“There is a note!” Mao Mao looked at Fishball and said: “Fishball! Are you yin me?!”

A squeak came: “The cat is dirty! You are suspected of operating without a license, tax evasion and tax evasion! You have been surrounded, and you will not give up resistance, you will be shackled!”

Fishball slammed his claws and grabbed his own catnip. He shouted: “There are too many strips. Today the transaction is cancelled, everyone rushes out!”