Am I A God?

Inside the cat city of Jianghai.

Another beautiful morning.

Mocha happily stretched out a lazy waist, slowly opening his eyes and a smile on his lips.

“Zhao Yao is not there, it is a happy and happy day.” Mocha rolled gently on Zhao Yao’s bed and slowly climbed up.

However, during the process of climbing, I touched my stomach and frowned slightly: “It seems like I ate too much yesterday.”

The cat on the side asked with a smile: “Joe, you are awake.”

At this moment, Mocha, after Zhao Yao, Ares, and Elizabeth went to the United States, has become a well-deserved power cat.

It is evident that a cat can occupy Zhao Yao’s bed alone and sleep at 12 in the morning.

“Yeah.” Mocha nodded in a hurry and then yawned and asked: “Cat old, what are you doing today?”

“Oh, this is the case.” The cat used to take out a small notebook and looked at the small book carefully. “This afternoon, you made a round of golf with North Elvis. You agreed to eat with Miss Ice Cream at night. Finally, Going back to Cat Le City is today’s summary meeting.”

“Wait.” Mocha wondered: “Who is the ice cream? I want to eat with him?”

“Ice cake is the net red female cat on Weibo. You met her when you went to see the cat show last time, and said that she is very beautiful.”

“Hey, I think about it.” Mocha flashed a look of anticipation: “Not bad, the summary meeting at night will not open, I will continue to date with her after dinner!”

The cat is helpless: “I don’t want to open it? It hasn’t been opened for a few days. When Zhao Yao was there…”

“Well?” Mocha heard the cat’s old words and glanced at him and said, “Do you take Zhao Yao to press me? Do you think that the current cat city, I can’t do the Lord?”

“Don’t dare not dare.” The cat immediately bowed his head and said: “The old slave was wrong.”

“Oh.” Mocha snorted with a sigh of relief: “I have let you go this time. Don’t let me know Zhao Yao, do you know this time?”

The cat sighed and sighed out, shook his head, and said in his heart: “I can’t think of the best efforts, and I can’t manage the Cat City for a week. Mocha is beginning to play and enjoy, and it’s really faint.”

……

Inside the golf course.

Mocha sat in the stroller and blinked a little uncomfortablely: “Sunshine is so big, it’s too hot.”

In the other side of the stroller, the Northern Elvis has drilled a head and said: “What are you doing? Umbrella, fan.”

Immediately, the super cat began to blow the cold wind, and used the power to prop up the parasol.

Mocha nodded. “This is almost the same.”

North Elvis said with a smile: “Mocha, what happened to the last time? The cat food of Cat Lecheng is purchased from me. I promise to give you a cost price. The quality of things is me. There is absolutely no problem in personally checking the customs.”

Mocha frowned and said: “Old North, you are a little sincere.”

Northern Elvis then went on to say: “Ah? It’s really a cost price, and our cat foods are all pure natural meat, without any carbohydrates.”

Mocha licked his cat’s claws at him.

North Elvis looked at him blankly: “Ah?”

“Hey.” Mocha looked uncomfortable and looked at the other person with disdain. “If you still come out to do business, kickbacks, what is my rebate? How much?”

North Elvis has no choice but to say: “Mocha, we run this small business, the price for you has been so low…”

“I care so much for you?” Mocha said wildly: “In short, there is no business without kickbacks, I don’t know?” He snorted, and he said with disdain: “This rule requires me to mention. It’s really ignorant.”

The northern cat king nodded nodded, but there was a burst of anger in his heart: “This kid… Since Zhao Yao has gone, YuanYuan has become more and more arrogant after being stupid.”

After determining the amount of the rebate, Mocha’s face was filled with a smile, and then he laughed: “This is right, I… I…”

I saw Mocha’s body twitching, and suddenly fell to the ground with pain in his face, and he saw that the Northern Elvis was nervous.

“Mocha?”

“Mocha, what’s wrong with you?”

“Send him to the hospital!”

……

In the hospital, Mocha woke up slowly, twisted his head and found himself lying in the hospital bed.

“Meow!”

“anyone there?”

“Come on!”

Mocha’s ears shook a little and found that someone was coming over. As he was about to yell, a series of conversations poured into his ears.

North Elvis said with a mobile phone: “Doctor! Mocha is nothing?”

“Well, his body is very healthy, not very strange. He seems…it seems to be pregnant.”

“Ah?” Northern Cat King said: “What joke are you doing? He is only a male cat!”

“I know.” The doctor said with some doubts: “But the result of the B-ultrasound is indeed the case. His fainting should be the reason why the heart was oppressed…”

As the doctor said, he flipped the information on his hand and said the next moment: “Hey? How did the report just disappear?”

Northern Cat Wang looked suspicious: “I said that you are wrong.”

On the other side of the corridor, Mocha, who stopped at a time, leaned against the corner, and his B-super report was in front of him.

“I… I turned out to be…” Mocha collapsed: “Pregnant?”

But after a while, a trace of twilight has already flooded his face.

“No, this child must not be born, or I will be defeated!”

……

In the underground cat street, a orange cat wearing a mask swayed over. He looked left and right, confirming that no cat had noticed him and sneaked into an underground clinic.

The cat nurse at the front desk looked at him and asked, “What disease?”

Mocha said: “I want to have abortion.”

“Ah?” The cat nurse heard Mocha’s masculine voice and looked at Mocha with a look at me. “You want to have a baby?”

Mocha immediately responded. In the heart sound, he suppressed the voice and said in a more feminine tone: “Yes, I have abortion.”

The cat nurse shook his head: “You little girls, one by one, all of them are playing all day, and they are all destroyed. The last bad luck is all of you.”

Mocha’s forehead’s blue veins jumped and jumped: ‘This dead cat is so good. ‘

The cat nurse took a form to him and said, “Come, register yourself, and then call your name and go in.”

After registering the form, Mocha with a mask sat in the cardboard box on the side, the more you want to get angry: “Damn… Why is it that I want to get pregnant! It’s too unfair!”

After a while, a white cat extended his head from the clinic and shouted: “Elizabeth? Elizabeth is not here?”

Zhao Yao wearing a mask immediately raised his cat’s claw and went up: “I am me!”