Am I God

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Mobile phone synchronous reading

Matcha hung up the phone and buried his head in his stomach, the more he thought about it, the more troubled he became. ┏Ⅹ④③⑨⑨┛

He didn't sleep last night, and today is another busy day. After thinking about it, Matcha fell asleep again unconsciously.

With a loud roar, Matcha opened her eyes in a daze.

"Matcha!"

"Matcha what are you doing!"

"Wake up!"

Matcha opened his eyes suddenly, and saw a fat and short one who was patting himself with cat paws: "Your son is pooping everywhere again, go and clean up!"

Matcha followed the position where the other party turned his head, and saw a small orange cat lying on the ground, with a puddle of pulpy yellow beside him.

Just after wiping the stains on the floor, I heard the cat shout again: "Matcha! Your son can't **** out, you give him a lick!"

Matcha said angrily, "Why do you want me to lick him?"

"Sometimes the kitten can't pee and pee, and the big cat needs to lick him and stimulate him. Don't you know that? How did you become a father?"

Matcha walked up with a sullen face.

"Matcha, no milk! Buy some milk for your son!"

"Remember that he needs to drink milk every once in a while, and you have to remember to feed."

"Tomorrow is the time to get vaccinated, don't forget to take him to get vaccinated."

"Matcha! Get up, your son..."

Matcha only felt that countless people and countless things were floating in front of him. When he looked in the mirror again, his eyes were bloodshot and his face was haggard.

The cat fur all over his body was greasy and greasy, as if he had licked it every few days and nights.

The meat pads are no longer pink and tender, instead they are dirty and full of ashes.

The cheeks are sunken, the eyes are dull, and even the stomach has lost weight.

"How did I become like this? My appearance has decreased by at least 50 points." Matcha murmured.

At this moment, the sound of popping sounded, and a short-legged orange cat flew to the top of his head and circled back and forth, shouting happily: "It's really fate, I didn't expect us to meet again so soon! Are you happy lately?"

Matcha frowned and looked at the Doomsday in the sky, and said angrily, "Who are you? You look so bad."

"Hahahaha." Doomsday laughed: "I am a super cat who gave a surprise to the world and fought for peace on earth and equality between males and females."

"Huh?" Matcha frowned and looked at Doomsday. She was in a daze in the dream, but some subconscious minds and memories were still there.

I watched Doomsday for a while, and suddenly my eyes widened: "It's you! It's your dead cat who gave me the kitten last time! Does it have something to do with you when I'm pregnant?" Matcha rushed up with a snort, and instantly scuffled with Doomsday.

Two orange cats, one big and one small, rolled back and forth on the ground, and Doomsday exclaimed, "What are you doing!"

"Why are you asking me?" Matcha roared, "You killed me!" Let's just say it, and bite into the other's ear.

what! Doomsday screamed and kicked the matcha continuously with his hind legs: "I know you were a little unhappy at first, but you will definitely thank me in the future! I brought you the best gift in the world!"

"The best gift in the world?" Hearing this, the matcha became very popular: "Do you know how hard my life is? And the most important thing is that Laozi is meowing a male cat! You let me How does a male cat have kittens?!"

After saying that, the matcha bitten hard at Doomsday's cat ear.

"Ah! It's going to fall! It's going to fall!" Doomsday exclaimed: "You don't know what to do! In this case, I will let you quickly understand my good intentions!"

The next moment, the sky and the earth swirled, and Matcha's eyes went dark, and she had already woken up in the office.

"Huh? I was dreaming?"

Just when he wanted to recall the content of the dream, Matcha felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He looked down and found that his stomach had suddenly grown a lot bigger.

"Depend on!"

"This feeling?!" Matcha exclaimed, "Why do I feel like I'm about to give birth?"

Matcha was so anxious that it seemed to be on fire for a moment: "What should I do? What should I do?"

At this moment, Mao Lao walked into the office: "Mr. Qiao, we're going to have a meeting... We..." He raised his head, looked at the empty desk, and wondered, "Not in the office? I just saw him here. ?"

When the matcha tea on the other side was already on, it stopped outside Maole City and said, "No, not in Maole City..."

"Have to find a place that no cat knows..."

"correct!"

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At the same time, with the disappearance of the White House in the United States, major forces in the world were also shocked by the power of this superpower.

Jiang Hai, half an hour after Lao He disappeared in the White House, he took a plane and went to the north to participate in a very high-level secret meeting.

Looking at the big leaders who were both familiar and somewhat unfamiliar, Lao He couldn't help swallowing nervously.

During the whole meeting, he had very few opportunities to speak. Basically, he would ask him a few questions during the discussion at the upper level, but it also let him know a lot of information that he didn't know before.

"The White House incident has been confirmed by Zhao Yao."

"Someone from the United States has sent a message. The Pentagon is very dissatisfied with this incident. The next international situation..."

"Zhao Yao's ability still exceeds our estimates. Does the Super Energy Countermeasures Department have any conclusions?"

"Unknown superpower, all existing means cannot be observed, cannot be organized, cannot defend, cannot counterattack..."

Hearing four impossibility in a row, everyone present frowned deeply.

"The previous Zhao Yao also showed similar abilities, but he never had such amazing destructive power."

A big leader looked at Lao He and asked, "Xiao He, Zhao Yao's work has always been your responsibility. Do you know what superpower this is?"

Lao He stood up nervously and said: "Although we have been in contact with him for a long time, this kid is very cautious and has been using illusions and invisibility to hide his superpowers~www.readwn.com~ So we are not sure. ."

An old man said: "It doesn't matter, you can say it with confidence. Make bold assumptions and verify carefully. This is our style."

Lao He nodded, thought for a moment and said, "Zhao Yao did use similar abilities before, because it was very fast every time, so we used to speculate that it was the ability to teleport, but after several actual battles, it seems that this ability It's far from being as simple as teleportation."

"He can do a lot of movements at a speed that we can't observe at a certain distance in an instant."

"The only thing I can think of with similar abilities is the time acceleration of our troops, but he is faster than that, even so fast that the high-speed cameras can't capture any pictures, and even the shadows can't capture a little changing trajectory."

"There's only one ability I can think of to do that."

Everyone looked over and asked curiously, "What ability?"

"Super power faster than light." Lao He said solemnly: "The time is suspended, and it is more than one minute."