American Comics: I'm Superman And My Wife Is Wanda!
Chapter 37 Mr. Deadpool, How Are You Thinking?
The stripper was in a hurry and wanted to call the security guard over to deal with it. At this moment, Deadpool suddenly stretched out his finger and put it in front of his mask, making a shh gesture.
He looked at the stripper, and because he was wearing a mask, he didn't know what the expression in her eyes meant.
I only heard him say: "From the moment I saw you, I was sure that you will be my life partner, so don't be shy, let's collide with the spark of love!"
"This, sir..." The stripper looked a little embarrassed.
"You are more passive? It doesn't matter, I like to be active and dominant, whether it's on the ground or in bed, you understand, right?" Deadpool said meanly.
The stripper wanted to say no, but felt Deadpool's muscles hidden under his battle suit.
Not to mention, in terms of appearance, although Deadpool is disfigured, his figure is not strong enough. After wearing the mask, it also adds a sense of mystery that women like most.
And he's cheap, very cheap, which probably corresponds to what Huaxia often said, men are not bad and women don't love them.
This is why Deadpool can play almost all the female characters in the comics, and also has a group of base love CP with the friendly Spider-man.
As for the stripper in front of him, Deadpool has been chasing him for a full week. Since that incident in New York, he has ordered this stripper every day.
The atmosphere and everything are rendered in place, Deadpool almost took off the lower half of the mask, and came to have a passionate kiss with this sexy stripper!
"It seems that I came at the wrong time?" At this time, a figure slowly walked from the door of the bar.
Deadpool turned his head and saw that it was Liu Feng.
Deadpool hunched over, expressing helplessness with exaggerated movements, then patted the stripper's butt, and said, "Sorry baby, wait a minute."
Liu Feng was well aware of Deadpool's personality like this, so he crossed his arms and said, "I don't like her, I'm looking for you."
"Isn't it? Don't mess with my baby, but you have a crush on me?"
Twenty minutes later.
Liu Feng, who was pinching the time in mid-air, slightly possessed himself, descending from the sky at the speed of sound, slowed down when he was about to step on the ice, and finally fell slowly.
The corners of his mouth turned upward, looking at Deadpool who had been held in the same position for more than ten minutes.
At this moment, Deadpool's body has been trembling slightly.
The sound of teeth chattering with teeth can be heard through the visor, and during this period, the vulgar words coming out of Deadpool's mouth can be vaguely heard.
Liu Feng crossed his arms and asked, "Mr. Deadpool, how are you thinking?"
"you are vicious……"
Deadpool, who was trembling all over, reluctantly spit out this response from his mouth: "I...promise you...to...surrender..."
Liu Feng narrowed his eyes and asked as if he was stalling for time: "Really?"
"real……!"
Deadpool couldn't help but said: "Brother...you don't...take me away...my dick is going to be a popsicle...!"
After confirming that Deadpool didn't play tricks again, Superman Liu Feng took two steps forward and picked him up.
One took off in place, and the sonic boom shattered the ice.
Deadpool, who was taken to the sky flight by Superman Liu Feng, is no different from before he came.
Feel the climate slowly transition from extremely cold to hot summer.
When he regained consciousness, he had arrived at a bar in New York City.
Sitting on the chair, it seemed that he had just had a weird dream.
But sitting across from him was a familiar person.
Taking a closer look, the person in front of him is Liu Feng, an ordinary police officer who changed into a bat at some point in time.
As mentioned earlier, Liu Feng wears glasses every time he switches to Superman form.
And the characteristic of his Superman glasses is that they can be perfectly switched to another look.
So Deadpool didn't know that Liu Feng and Superman were the same person.
But he knew this guy had told him too that he was guilty.
The words of the two people are almost the same, and you can tell with your toes that they know each other.
"Is the body already self-healing? Drinking alcohol?"
Liu Feng didn't look at Deadpool, picked up the wine glass unhurriedly, drank the beer, and pushed it to another glass next to Deadpool.
Deadpool half-closed his eyes, not scruples.
Picking up the beer and taking a sip, he said after drinking, "You are so cruel, you actually know such a guy!"
I still don’t forget to open Huang Hun: “Although I like hard ones, I don’t like hard ones that can’t even be pierced by bullets! It’s so embarrassing for my Deadpool! I’m an s attribute!”
"It's not me hitting you if he hits you, I'm still very civilized." Liu Feng laughed.
"That must be you who called him over to beat me!" Deadpool gave Liu Feng a blank look.
Liu Feng shrugged, and replied: "You are too arrogant, I should teach you a lesson."
Deadpool wanted to refute, but couldn't find any reason.
Yes, he himself knows this very well.
Deadpool gave up on the explanation of this sentence, and found the next topic: "I just returned to normal. If you buy me a drink at this time, you are not afraid that I will run away?"
Deadpool looked left and right, like watching a ghost, trying to find the figure of Superman.
Liu Feng looked at Deadpool with raised lips, and said, "My super friend can cross the entire Pacific Ocean in just two minutes, but where can you go in two minutes? Outside New York City?"
"Okay, okay, I'm completely lost." Deadpool slumped on the chair hopelessly, like a dried salted fish.
"Surrender is surrender. Anyway, I can't die. Shooting is a waste of bullets. At most, you just fine me some money or something?" He asked.
"No fine." Liu Feng took a sip of his wine and shook his head, "I want to lock you up."
Hearing this, Deadpool jumped up and cursed: "Damn, you are too disgusting!"
"I knew I couldn't die, so I wanted to lock me up!" Deadpool was powerless and furious, so he could only try to ask: "How long? Half a month? One year? Two years? Five years?!"
Liu Feng raised two fingers and replied, "Twenty years."
"Twenty years???" Deadpool slapped the table directly: "You've been poured with mercury into your fucking brain!"
"I'm only in my thirties this year. I've been in prison for twenty years. Even if I don't look old, I'm old in mind!"
Liu Feng shook his wine glass and explained: "Originally, in terms of your murder, I only sentenced you to ten years, but if you disrespected me, another ten years will be added."
He looked at Deadpool with the corner of his mouth raised, and said, "Warning, you don't respect me very much now."
"Brother!" Deadpool, who had no integrity, lay down directly and hugged Liu Feng's thigh, tears seemed to be overflowing the mask.
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