American comics: My Deadpool becomes stronger when he speaks

Before he could react, a voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

The male doctor suddenly took off his mask and looked at Mu Bai.

He looked like Ed Skrein, the villain Ajax in the movie Deadpool 1.

Mu Bai had seen the movie Deadpool and was familiar with Ajax.

He just wondered why he was here.

"You are the first person who speaks humorously. You usually meet people who yell or beg for mercy."

"To be honest, I have more jokes."

"I can tell you that I don't like humorous people."

"I just need you to provide value, otherwise you will end up like Reese, or even worse."

【Ajax is not going to let you go, but they also see your sense of humor】

【Virus resistance +5 (Current virus resistance: 5)]

(When virus resistance reaches 100, you will gain superpowers)

"Angel, come in."

As soon as the voice fell, a female version of Dwayne Johnson walked in from the door.

She was carrying a tall blond man on her shoulders.

"Is the room full?" The woman chewed gum and looked around the room.

Just one look scared Mu Bai so much that he dared not speak.

He was afraid that the female Johnson would fall in love with him.

"Put it on Reese's bed." Ajax said.

The female Johnson glared at the dead body.

She strode towards Reese's bed.

She threw the body away with one hand. No matter how thin Reese was, he was still 60 or 70 kilograms.

But the woman threw it away like a can.

The sudden scene made Mu Bai no longer think that he was tricked by his colleagues.

Instead, he was really in hell.

"Angel, did you bring this pretty boy here?"

The woman called Angel followed Ajax's words and took a closer look at Mu Bai.

"I don't know him, he looks like an Asian"

"That's weird, I found him tied to the bed when I came in"

"It could be someone else's doing."

The angel didn't care, chewing gum non-stop.

He casually threw the man on his shoulders onto the bed.

Mu Bai took a deliberate glance.

When he saw the blond man, he almost cried out in surprise.

Because the blond man looked a lot like Ryan Reynolds (the actor who played Deadpool).

I can't say it's 100%, but it's 90% similar.

"Excuse me, are you guys filming a movie?"

Mu Bai looked at the male doctor with a question mark on his face.

He also remembered the strong woman named Angel.

It was the Dust Angel who gave Colossus a blast in Deadpool 1.

"Filming a movie?"The angel laughed disdainfully,"This kid just woke up, right?"

"There will be a time when he wakes up"

"But not now."

The male doctor Ajax smiled sideways.

Then he ignored the two of them and left the ward one after the other.

After the door closed, the room fell into darkness again.

"We are not filming a movie. Could it be that I have traveled through time?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Mu Bai shook his head violently.

"I don't believe it unless I hear"

【bite....】

【You are aware of your situation】

【Everything you say will be judged, and high-quality speeches will trigger rewards】

【Rewards are randomly distributed】

【Gain poop holding resistance +5 (current poop holding resistance: 5)

(When poop holding resistance reaches 50, you will gain supernatural powers)

"Damn, this can also be added"

"But I felt my swollen anus feel much better in an instant"

"It really added some resistance."

Realizing that he had really traveled through time,

Mu Bai could only admit defeat.

But fortunately, he could gain different kinds of superpowers by speaking.

At this time, Wade on the bed next to him also woke up.

He covered his dizzy head and opened his eyes to look around.

When he found himself tied to a bed, a scream rang out in the room.

"What's going on?"

"I'm just here to see a doctor, you don't have to tie me to the bed."

"Hey, untie it for me."

"Where are you guys!!"

"...."

Mu Bai, who was standing by, was somewhat confused.

"Are you imitating me, or do all the people who wake up speak the same language?"

【While complaining, he also caught Wade's attention.】

【Gain poop resistance +5 (current poop resistance: 10)】

"Can't you give me something useful?"

Mu Bai roared at the air.

In order to get the reward,

Mu Bai would consider every word he said.

"Who are you?"

Wade looked at Mu Bai curiously and found that he was also tied to the bed.

"I don't know where it is, but I've been here for more than a month. This place is like a mental hospital that tortures people."

【This passage pays tribute to the late Reese】

【Gain Undeath Resistance +10 (Current Undeath Resistance: 10)

(Gain supernatural powers when Undeath Resistance reaches 100)

"Mental hospital?"

Wade frowned.

He had already regarded Mu Bai in front of him as a mental patient.

"Hey, is there anyone there?"

Wade shouted and struggled.

The bed kept creaking.

"Don't shout, this place is not what you think."

Mu Bai wanted to talk to Wade.

But Wade just wanted to call other people.

He didn't want to waste extra time on a patient who was also tied to the bed.

"Why did you tie me up?"

"Let me go now."

"Hey, I know the reason you came here is to treat cancer, right?"

Mu Bai was glad that he had watched the movie Deadpool 10 times. He also knew clearly why Wade appeared.

And what the male doctor and the angel would do next.

"Damn it! Apart from the Asian guy next to him, there is no one else alive?"

"Vanessa, you're here for her."

【A word awakens the dreamer】

【Wade's emotions have calmed down.】

【Undeath resistance +10 (current undeath resistance: 20)】

【Trigger Critical Hit】

【Healing ability +5 (Current healing ability: 5)]