American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon

What to do?

Looking at the vast expanse of red mist before them, the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. was now completely overrun!

Not to mention Coulson, even Nick Fury couldn't remain calm.

He instinctively sought the opinion of a professional, but was pleasantly surprised to find that there wasn't a trace of tension on Li Ang's face.

As expected of an exorcism expert, his composure was truly admirable... Huh?

"Mr. Li, what are you doing...?"

Almost unable to believe his eyes, Nick Fury's face darkened as he saw Li Ang's right hand stuffed into his pants, vigorously stroking.

Coulson, standing to the side, couldn't bear to watch any longer and advised.

"Master Li Ang, with the enemy at hand, such actions are simply too unrefined!"

Even Deadpool was imitating him, unable to understand his thought process.

Tony pondered, but after thinking for a long time, he still couldn't figure it out.

"What nonsense are you thinking?"

These guys had clearly misunderstood, Li Ang pulled out his hand and wiped it on Coulson's sleeve.

"It's obvious you guys are ignorant!

In the folk legends of the Eastern Kingdom, this is called a 'ghost wall'.

The solution is very simple, as long as we use virgin boy urine, we can easily break through the obstacle in front of us!"

Really?

Master Li Ang, I know about ghost walls, but it's definitely not the same thing as this red mist!

Diligently wiping his sleeve, Coulson indicated that he wasn't buying it.

Casting a contemptuous glance at Coulson as if he were illiterate, Li Ang raised his hand and asked everyone.

"Those who are virgins, take a step forward."

Swish.

Everyone collectively took a step back, the action so synchronized, as if they had rehearsed it beforehand with perfect understanding.

Then, everyone unanimously looked at Coulson.

"......"

【Emotional value from Phil Coulson +1288】

Feeling extremely awkward, Coulson was too busy wiping his sleeve and didn't expect these guys to be so insidious, quickly taking a step back when he saw Li Ang looking at him.

"Coulson, could it be that... you're still a virgin?" Touching his chin, Li Ang looked at him strangely.

"No, no, I'm not, I'm not..."

Coulson waved his hands, quickly explaining, shaking his head left and right only to realize that the bastards on both sides had quietly taken a small step back, immediately highlighting him.

Coulson was furious, enough already!

"......"

Everyone looked at each other, now, without a virgin, what to do?

Coulson hesitated for a moment, expectantly saying.

"Master Li Ang, could it be that you are a virgin?"

"That's a good question, but how could someone as handsome, dashing, suave, and jade-like as me, with looks surpassing Pan An... be associated with virginity?"

Pushing up his sunglasses, Li Ang shamelessly praised himself, causing everyone to break out in cold sweat.

"Coulson, although I live in a mental hospital, don't slander me!"

"......"

Since there was no virgin, they couldn't just stand here staring blankly, right?

Tony measured the height of the red mist and suggested.

"Why don't we try flying over it?"

"No need, that's too dangerous, I have a brilliant plan!"

As expected of Master Li Ang, he had so many ideas, Coulson looked at Li Ang admiringly, only to see him gesticulating with his hands, outlining a plan.

"The so-called virgin boy urine, what's needed is purity and abundant yang energy.

Although none of us here are virgins, don't be afraid, as long as we combine the urine of the five of us, and then refine it through my process, I believe we can definitely blast a path through!"

Saying this, afraid that everyone wouldn't understand, Li Ang even took out his flying hat, explaining its principle on the spot.

"Its principle is very simple, just like this flying hat, it looks inconspicuous, but as long as you have the word 'fly' in your heart.

Then we can create miracles!"

"In other words, if we believe in our hearts that we are virgins, then we are virgins?"

As a below-average student, Deadpool was rarely quick-witted, immediately applying what he learned.

Giving him an approving look, Li Ang slapped his face and retorted.

"How is that possible, brother?

I already said, none of us here are virgins.

The only way is to mix my urine with everyone's to achieve the effect of virgin boy urine..."

He then rattled off a bunch of professional jargon that no one understood, Deadpool indicating that this guy was definitely talking nonsense, but he couldn't produce evidence.

Tony Stark was very cautious, he asked Jarvis to search online for information about ghost walls and virgin boy urine, and surprisingly, this stuff was everywhere on the Eastern Kingdom's internet, and it was described in great detail.

Nick Fury was very cunning, silently recording Li Ang's words, deciding to go back and study them when he had time.

Coulson didn't understand, only feeling deeply shocked.

Now that they had a solution, it would be easy.

The four stood on the left and right sides according to Li Ang's instructions, Coulson and Nick Fury on the left, Deadpool and Tony on the right, everyone looking strange, brewing for a while, adjusting the angle through Jarvis's precise calculations, and striking a pose.

At Li Ang's cry of "Pee!", everyone immediately grabbed their **, releasing it along a specific trajectory.

"Hahaha... Don't worry, as long as we combine the power of the five of us, we will definitely be able to blast a path through!"

Seeing four white and yellow streams of water spurt out, Li Ang laughed heartily, releasing the pent-up urine with satisfaction.

A thick stream of water spurted out, enveloping their streams in the shocked gazes of the four, and then hitting the red mist not far away in a scientifically impossible manner.

At that moment, the world was silent.

Everyone widened their eyes, staring blankly at this scene.

One second, two seconds, three seconds......

Crack—

The red mist in front of them suddenly trembled, splitting to the sides like Moses parting the sea, creating a straight path!

This path was about two meters wide, leading straight to the door of the S.H.I.E.L.D. building.

【Emotional value from Phil Coulson +1333】

【Emotional value from Nick Fury +1334】

【Emotional value from Tony Stark +1387】

【Emotional value from Wade Wilson +1388】

"Yeah~ Nice!"

Waving his fist, Li Ang shouted good.

Then he quickly pulled up his pants, called out to everyone, and charged forward first.

"What are you all doing? Stop standing there, hurry up!"

Ahead, the S.H.I.E.L.D. building was clearly visible!

Thus, everyone pulled up their pants, exerting all their strength, their faces flushed red, and sprinted forward on the road filled with the stench of urine!

Thump thump thump......

The five had just arrived at the entrance of the building.

Boom—!

The S.H.I.E.L.D. building trembled violently, a thick beam of red light shot upwards from the bottom floor, instantly piercing through layers of floors, shooting straight into the clouds in the sky!

The resulting shockwave spread outwards, the huge airflow pulling the five people's bodies backwards violently.

Whoosh!

Captain America, covered in smoke, rolled out of the door with Natasha in his arms.

As soon as he came out, he raised his eyes and shouted hoarsely.

"Be careful, something's coming out!"

The next moment, the red mist on the ground rolled upwards, patches of mist flying into the sky, they flew into the clouds, dyeing all the clouds above New York red, like a blood-red ocean.

The people of New York heard the commotion and walked out of the buildings, they stared blankly, their vision filled with red, a bright red.

No one knew what was happening, but they felt inexplicably panicked, as if the end of the world was coming, their hearts beating violently.

Boom—

A thick bolt of lightning flashed in the clouds, illuminating everyone's faces.

Then, in their shocked gazes, the red clouds suddenly began to... rotate!

Rumble!

!

The vortex was extremely large, accompanied by drum-like thunder, thick red lightning densely erupting in the clouds.

Whoosh—

A huge wind pressed down from the sky, violently colliding with the crowd below.

The crowd instantly fell into chaos, the wind speed was surprisingly high, unreasonably pulling at people's bodies, people frantically tried to grab something fixed, but were swept up by the wind, screaming in terror into the sky.

"Mom! Mom—"

"No, I don't want to die!"

"God, have you abandoned me?!"

"I have money! I have money ah ah ah ah!!"

"Save me! Save me!!"

"......"

When eight million people flew into the sky together, what a shock it was!

The dense crowd was like black ants, being rolled towards the crimson sky, the sky was full of figures, the sky was full of cries!

The red vortex, with dense lightning, covered the 1214.4 square kilometers of New York City like a罩子!

This was not the gospel of God, but the death of the devil!

"Hahahahahaha!!

!!"

Accompanied by a burst of wild laughter, the red inverted pyramid, with a terrifying and unparalleled sense of oppression, slowly pressed down from the huge vortex!

Boom—

And under the tip of the inverted pyramid, a warrior with disheveled hair, emitting a strong red light, flew high in the sky, he raised his hands and looked down at the city, in the chaotic wind, his crimson pupils were full of madness.

He spoke, a twisted and evil voice, echoing over the entire city of New York!

"Offer—death—to the great Sith!"