American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon
#147 - I'll kill you for 4000...A-choo!
Deadpool was amused, finding the old man interesting. He wanted to throw more sunflower seeds but realized he was out. He looked at Li Ang and Tony, noticing they were silently watching him.
The three exchanged glances. Li Ang rummaged through his empty pockets, annoyed.
"Hey, that old man is really something, if he wanted to eat them he could've just asked. Why steal my sunflower seeds?"
The onlookers rolled their eyes. Was now the time to be worrying about sunflower seeds?
This was about New York!
This blue house, no one knew what kind of building it was. Coulson pushed the back door, but it wouldn't budge. The only blue wooden door at the front had a crack.
Shield in hand, Steve was the first to reach the door, calling to the others before pushing it open.
Whoosh.
Standing on a deserted street, Steve looked around. The ground was shattered, buildings collapsed, vehicles crushed... The city was like a corpse, filled with ruins.
In the distance, a massive red inverted pyramid connected the sky and the earth. Countless figures densely surrounded the pyramid, floating in the sky, chanting spells that stirred the surrounding red mist into waves.
"This is... New York?"
Before, they were being chased frantically by those infected, with no time to observe what was happening. Now, seeing this, it was hard to believe. One second it was a bustling metropolis, the next, a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Steve took several deep breaths to barely suppress his anger.
Boom!
A burst of flames erupted from his right fist. Steve looked back and saw the blue wooden door embedded in the outer wall of a broken building, looking very out of place.
He took a few steps forward, opened the door, and called inside.
"Come out, the infected are gone. It's safe here."
As soon as he finished speaking, the others filed out, then stared blankly, unable to accept that this was... New York?
【Emotional value from Nick Fury + 1441】
【Emotional value from Phil Coulson + 1447】
【Emotional value from Natasha Romanoff + 1449】
【Emotional value from Tony Stark + 1443】
Deadpool stayed behind, peering out from behind the wooden door like a curious long-necked duck.
"Guys, what if I pry this wooden door off? Could we keep this magical house?"
Oh? Good idea!
Li Ang raised his thumb, about to praise him, when he saw a foot heavily kick Deadpool in the butt, sending him flying out.
With a *splat*, Deadpool landed face-first on the ground, sliding a meter, his butt sticking up in a very awkward position.
【Emotional value from Wade Wilson + 1413】
"Sh*t!"
When he turned around, there was no door on the wall, only a blank surface.
"That son of a b*tch must be jealous of my good looks! Next time I see him...!"
Rubbing his butt, Deadpool grumbled as he stood up. He was the one trying to steal someone else's property, yet he spoke as if the old man was jealous of his face.
Tony twitched his mouth, not wanting to deal with this idiot, and started formulating a plan with the others.
Fifteen minutes later, Deadpool gave an OK sign.
Whoosh!
High in the sky, Nobunaga, with his hands raised in a sacrificial pose, was fanatically chanting spells in the center of the densely packed crowd.
An arm suddenly draped over his shoulder, instantly bringing him back to the ground.
"!"
By the time Nobunaga reacted in surprise, Deadpool was already hugging him like an octopus.
"It's you again! You rats from the gutter, why can't you just die quietly?"
His face flushed red, and his body erupted with psionic energy. Nobunaga tried to throw Deadpool off, but the other clung to him desperately.
"Damn it, let go of me..."
Violently shaking his body, he barely managed to draw his sword and stab it into Deadpool, only for the blade to be caught by the other's sternum, unable to break free.
"F*ck! What are you doing? Come and get him!"
Desperately, even using his mouth, Deadpool shouted to the surroundings.
"Coming, coming~ What's the rush?"
Nobunaga's heart sank as he saw Li Ang running over with two cartons of eggs, splattering them all over his face.
These eggs were not simple. When they landed on Nobunaga's face, they violently clashed with the Sith energy in his body, causing his head to snap back and him to enter a brief daze.
Tony seized the opportunity, stepping forward and pressing down on his body, using the weight of his armor to pin him to the ground.
Bang!
His head slammed hard against the ground, and Nobunaga instantly regained his senses. He violently poured psionic energy into the broken katana, and a red blade flashed upwards, slicing Deadpool in half, but the blade was stopped by a shield.
Steve forcefully pressed down on his sword-wielding arm, burning his hand with crimson flames.
"Ahhh! You despicable gurgle gurgle..."
Just as he opened his mouth to curse, he was force-fed a large mouthful of black dog blood. Coulson and Natasha, one on each side, brutally shoved two bottles of black dog blood into his mouth.
As the black dog blood spread through his body, Nobunaga trembled, his eyes rolled back, and popping sounds echoed from within...
Seeing this, the others quickly urged Nick Fury to come over. Nick Fury did not hesitate and immediately took the Horse Talisman and stuck it on Nobunaga's forehead.
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
Nobunaga was motionless.
Could it be... that the talisman was working?
Just as a hint of speculation arose in their hearts, a powerful red light erupted from Nobunaga's body.
Bang--!
The Sith's power instantly erupted, the resulting shockwave spreading in a circle and blasting everyone away.
The ground caved in, forming a circular pit, and a red light flashed in the drifting dust.
Swish!
"I definitely underestimated you before..."
His right hand clutching Li Ang's neck, his left hand holding a talisman, Nobunaga exuded a strong killing intent.
The red light within his body spread in all directions, radiating a hundred meters, instantly pressing down on everyone, making it difficult for them to breathe.
"I will kill you one by one, and will not let you guys hinder the descent of the great Sith..."
Smack!
A glass bottle suddenly smashed into Nobunaga's face, interrupting his words.
Grabbing the fallen glass bottle, Nobunaga blinked in confusion and looked at Li Ang, puzzled.
"A useless glass bottle? What are you doing?"
"F*ck! Man-Kei, are you messing with me?"
This bottle is designed to be... so sturdy?!
His eyes wide, Li Ang kicked his legs and不停拍打着信长不停拍打着信长's arm.
The people around wanted to rush over, but were suppressed by the red light in Nobunaga's body, making it difficult to move.
He glanced around disdainfully, then looked at the bottle, and sneered as if he had suddenly thought of something fun.
"You seem to regard this thing as a reliance?
But I want to tell you that I, who am favored by the great Sith, am now invincible!"
As he spoke, he casually swung a chop to the rear, and a two-story building exploded.
Boom!
"See? This is my power!"
Crack!
Without hesitation, he crushed the glass bottle, as if crushing everyone's hope. Staring at Li Ang's eyes, Nobunaga's sarcasm was still on his face, but he inexplicably sneezed.
"Achoo!"
The next second.
The white light of the Horse Talisman on his left hand flashed, and the red light on his body was instantly dispelled. He opened his mouth in disbelief, wanting to say something to Li Ang, but he had no chance. His eyes rolled upwards, and he fell to the ground with a thud.
"The way to activate the Horse Talisman is actually by sneezing? Man-Kei, your 'Taking Your Life 4000' is really... Achoo!"
With a strange expression, Li Ang dusted himself off and stood up from the ground. Nobunaga didn't do anything wrong, it was just that his luck... wasn't very good.
After all, who would have thought that the so-called secret weapon was actually pepper powder magnified more than 1000 times?
Step.
"Achoo!"
Just after walking out of the portal, the Ancient One sneezed without any grace. At that moment, her impression of the person in front of her... was terrible!
Glaring, carrying the blood-stained axe on his shoulder, Li Ang gave a puzzled look: "Where did this... monk come from?"
Ancient One: "......"
【Emotional value from Supreme Mage Ancient One + 3001】
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