American comics: Starting from the Dimensional Demon

Everyone's expression was strange, and Natasha chuckled, while Coulson just stood there with his mouth open, on the verge of tears.

Listening to the demon's curses, Tony occasionally checked on Happy's condition, and only when he saw that his emotions had calmed down and he was no longer trembling, did he ask Constantine:

"Constantine, now that the demon is sealed inside him, how can we get the demon out?"

Taking a puff of his cigarette, Constantine held up three fingers.

"There are three ways."

"Tell me."

"The first way is to beat him up badly, while cursing and hitting him.

When the demon's spirit is fragile and unable to bear the humiliation, it will actively run out of his body, and we will have succeeded."

"Uh... how should we curse?"

Tony was a little embarrassed, he really... had never cursed a demon before!

Knowing he couldn't do it, Constantine gave him a鄙视 look.

"Come on, watch my mouth, and repeat after me... Barbatos, I f*** your mother!!"

Happy's stomach trembled violently, and the demon's angry curses could be faintly heard.

"......"

【From Tony Stark's emotional value +333】

This is too difficult.

Not to mention whether the demon will come out on its own?

Tony said he couldn't bring himself to hit his good friend Happy.

"No, no, let's change it."

He shook his head and refused.

With an expression of 'I knew it would be like this,' Constantine took out a pair of nail clippers.

"The second method is a cesarean section.

Giving birth, you know?"

He gesticulated with the nail clippers, demonstrating the process of a cesarean section, looking very professional.

While acting, he also explained.

"It's the same principle, we use a knife to cut open his belly, and then take the demon out."

Holding up the nail clippers in his hand, Constantine looked confident.

"Believe me, after seeing my superb demonstration just now, you should already have a lot of confidence in me.

Don't worry, leave Happy to me, at most he will lose his fertility, but he won't die......"

【From Tony Stark's emotional value +367】

Ah, this......

Looking at the shiny nail clippers in the other person's hand, Tony asked himself, he couldn't do such a wicked thing.

For the sake of his good friend Happy's future happiness, Tony "cruelly" rejected Constantine's expectant gaze.

"...Okay, the last method.

Is to find someone to go mouth-to-mouth and forcefully suck the demon out of his stomach."

Constantine looked disappointed, put away the nail clippers, and answered weakly.

"However, this has certain requirements for the individual's physical fitness.

During the process of inhaling, you must pay attention to the other person's condition at all times, the inhalation must remain focused, the rhythm must be constant, and you must not lose your composure."

Seeing Tony's 'what the f***' expression, Constantine kindly reminded him.

"Using this method, the physical and mental damage to Happy is the least.

As your good friend, why don't you just wrong yourself, grit your teeth, go mouth-to-mouth, and persevere for a while!"

【From Tony Stark's emotional value +417】

Constantine... I suspect you have ulterior motives!

Tony looked resentful, but had no evidence.

Looking at Happy's thick lips, he didn't know what he was thinking, and subconsciously gagged, his face extremely awkward.

"No, no... this is too difficult!"

Tony wanted to refuse, and looked expectantly at Constantine.

Constantine quickly took two steps back and waved his hand in refusal.

He walked to the side, using his hand to smear blood on the ground to draw a magic circle, and explained with a wicked smile.

"I need to pay attention to your dynamics at all times, and I also need to send the final sealed demon back to hell, so it can only be you guys."

Seeing that the other party's reasons were sufficient, Tony turned to Natasha and Pepper.

【From Natasha Romanoff's emotional value +417】

【From Pepper Potts' emotional value +441】

The two ladies shook their heads repeatedly, like they had taken ecstasy pills, and refused loudly.

Finally, everyone's eyes turned in unison.

【From Phil Coulson's emotional value +473】

"......Me?"

Coulson looked dazed.

"Although it's not artificial respiration, it requires a certain degree of professionalism.

As a professional agent, presumably this kind of thing will not be difficult for you!"

Tony's eyes lit up, and he immediately dragged the unwilling Coulson over with all his might.

Coulson's face was dark, he hesitated, and didn't know what PY deal he had made with Tony.

He stomped his foot, gritted his teeth, and with an expression of generous sacrifice, he kissed Happy's full lips.

Oh~No~

【From Natasha Romanoff's emotional value +473】

【From Tony Stark's emotional value +527】

【From Pepper Potts' emotional value +466】

As the sound of sucking continued to ring out, the atmosphere in the room became more and more strange.

Everyone couldn't bear to look directly, and under Agent Coulson's diligent efforts, at the cost of his swollen lips, he finally managed to suck the demon out of Happy's body.

Constantine seized the opportunity, grabbed the demon, and sent the other party back to hell through the magic circle that had already been drawn.

Boom!!

Only the demon's unwilling roar was left in the air.

"I swear, I will definitely take you to hell - Phil Coulson!!"

"......" Coulson.

Happy twitched all over, and didn't know what sweet dream he was having, and involuntarily licked his thick lips.

Coulson quickly stood up and walked to the side, wiping his mouth hard with a tissue.

"Mr. Constantine, the demon has been sent to hell by you, so what about the vengeful spirit?"

Looking at the other person's mouth with amusement, Constantine shrugged: "It's gone."

"Gone? Then how can we find it?"

"Why go looking for it?" Constantine asked in confusion.

Eh?

Everyone was puzzled.

"No matter how its power is expressed, it is essentially still a vengeful spirit, and in terms of rank, it cannot be compared with creatures like demons.

In the previous conflict with that demon, it suffered no small amount of damage and hid.

I think it will not be able to recover without forty or fifty years of recovery."

So that's how it is.

Everyone nodded repeatedly.

"Mr. Constantine, I now formally invite you to join our S.H.I.E.L.D., we have......"

"I refuse."

Before Coulson could finish speaking, Constantine chose to refuse.

"Mr. Constantine, I think the cooperation between us is quite pleasant, would you like to consider it again.

Our S.H.I.E.L.D. belongs to the United Nations, the salary and benefits are the best in the industry, and there are subsidies for each action, there are......"

Coulson spoke eloquently, and wanted to work hard and introduce himself, trying to pull the other party into his organization.

This was also the order given by Director Nick Fury after learning about Constantine's situation.

In fact, after finding Tony, Coulson had already told Director Fury about the situation here in advance.

However, Constantine's attitude was very resolute.

"Hehe, I have dealt with guys like you a lot, sorry... I really can't trust you!"