American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"impossible."

The annoying detective's smile faltered, and he followed Chandler's exaggerated movements and looked at the ringing mobile phone on his waist. He still did not forget to be funny: "If this is a call from the IRS, I will ask to join online immediately, and then go there as a A tax policeman!"

"You think so!"

Detective Amy Santiago scoffed.

The treatment of the IRS tax policemen is much better than that of the NYPD. Detective Shenfan's words are just like an ordinary person saying that Peking University is not bad and he will go to Peking University if he can't get into one.

"Jake Peralta."

Detective Shenfan picked up the phone, connected it gracefully, and announced his name. Under the gaze of everyone, he hummed a few times and hung up the phone. He opened his hands and said with an exaggerated smile: "Look. Are we there? It’s not the IRS!”

"This unscientific!"

Chandler looked at Chuck: "That's not humorous!"

"Whose phone number?"

Chuck ignored Chandler and just looked at the troubled detective.

"Yeah, whose phone number is it?"

Chandler reacted and stared at the troubled detective.

"You don't know..."

The annoyed detective wanted to hesitate, but under everyone's half-smiling gaze, he had no choice but to curl his lips: "It's the landlord. He said that the lease of my house has expired and he wants me to move out."

Speaking of this, he could no longer pretend to be chic and complained: "That's the rental house my grandma left for me. It holds all the memories of my childhood. I can't let it go, I want to buy it!"

"Ha ha."

Detective Amy Santiago suddenly laughed: "Only you? Are you still buying a house? You are in ruins. Who else will give you a loan? A criminal?"

"If you mean that the darker the organization, the more likely it is to lend to me, then there is hope for me to go to the bank this time."

After the frustrated police detective released his emotions for a while, he regained his playful smile.

“It’s so interesting, you Jews seem to love ancestral rentals.”

Chandler joked: "Chuck is the best accountant, maybe you can ask him to help you."

Monica's rental house was also inherited from her grandmother. Because the place is large and the location is good, the rent base is very cheap even if the annual increase is limited since Monica's grandmother, so she has been pretending to be her grandmother and continues to live there.

"Yeah?"

The annoyed detective glanced at Chuck.

"You can't afford me."

Chuck said bluntly.

"Please, have you seen my handsome luxury car?"

The detective was immediately unhappy because he was rich.

"You only have that broken car."

Detective Amy Santiago immediately poked the tire: "It was because of that junk car that you got yourself into debt."

"Maybe I can sell my butt..."

Chandler was subconsciously funny, but as soon as he said it, he saw everyone looking at him strangely, and he immediately realized that there was an ambiguity in this sentence, so he could only bite the bullet and finish the sentence: "This way the debt on the butt is gone. "

"Dude, what a great idea."

The frustrated detective patted Chandler on the shoulder and asked seriously: "Do you have money?"

"..."

Chandler's mouth twitched and he was speechless.

It's not that he doesn't have any wisecracks anymore, but it's not appropriate to make wisecracks that might cause ambiguity in front of a beautiful police detective who has a crush on him.

"How about it?"

The annoyed detective looked at Chuck: "Can I afford you?"

"cannot."

Chuck shook his head: "If it's before you pay for the car... you still can't afford me."

"..."

The annoyed detective was speechless.

"When will I tell you to move out?"

Chandler really liked annoying detectives, so he stopped teasing and asked seriously.

"Within a week."

The annoyed detective shrugged.

"Within a week?"

Chandler complained: "Things like this usually require months of notice."

"Do you think he will read the notification letter?"

Chuck said.

"How do you know I'm not watching?"

Detective Shenfan was unconvinced and said: "I read them all together. For the letters, I specially set aside the bathtub to put the letters. Now they are all full."

"Are you sure you didn't want to take a shower?"

Chuck asked.

"Geez."

Detective Amy Santiago immediately covered her nose in disgust: "No wonder you always smell weird."

"I took a shower..."

The annoyed detective was speechless.

Everyone joked and laughed for a while and then left.

"Chandler, are there any activities tonight?"

Detective Amy Santiago stopped Chandler who was following Chuck out: "If not, let's get together in the evening. I know a very good restaurant."

"Just us?"

Chandler was stunned for a moment, then raised his hands half way, swaying his body, and nodded with a smile on his lips: "o~k~!"

"Then it's settled."

Detective Amy Santiago smiled and walked away.

"Did you see it?"

Chandler watched the beautiful police detective leave, jumped up and said excitedly to Chuck.

"without."

Chuck shook his head.

"OMG! This is the most perfect moment of my life!"

Chandler immediately panicked and looked around to see if there were witnesses or cameras. He must have evidence for the scene just now!

Chuck ignored him and continued walking out.

Chandler looked around and found nothing, so he could only follow out in frustration, chasing Chuck and asking: "She was so loud, there's no way you didn't hear her. You were kidding me, Yes or no?"

"yes."

Chuck nodded.

"yes!!!"

Chandler jumped up and waved his hands and shouted: "You must tell everyone this news. I, Chandler Bing, was proactively dated by a beautiful police detective. Today is simply the best day of my life. If I had known this, I would have I followed you out to handle the case, it was so exciting and interesting!"

"as long as you are happy."

Chuck said calmly.

He drove Chandler back and drove directly back to New Jersey without going upstairs.

Chandler jumped up.

"So happy?"

When Monica and Rachel saw him coming back in such an attitude, they came over to visit and joked.

"Happier than you can imagine."

Chandler said as he picked up his toothbrush and started brushing his teeth.

"Say it quickly, say it quickly!"

Rachel's face was full of gossip.

"OMG!"

Monica exclaimed: "Don't tell me you took my Chuck."

"Hahaha."

When Rachel heard Monica tell the joke she used to tease Monica at the beginning, she couldn't hold back anymore and burst into laughter.

Brushing teeth has become a special meme for Chuck and Monica.

"Ha ha."

While brushing his teeth, Chandler faked a smile through the mirror at Monica, who was holding back a smile: "Very humorous."

"Are you only allowed to tease me about brushing my teeth all day long, but I'm not allowed to tease you?"

Monica smiled.

"Okay, I don't care."

Chandler continued to brush his teeth and squirmed, feeling very high: "Today is my most perfect day."

"You know we saw the photo of you holding up the wall and vomiting, right?"

Monica poked.

"..."

Chandler hesitated and complained: "Of course you have seen it. I have already said that Chuck is cold on the outside, but very charming and humorous on the inside. I am surprised that he doesn't send it to you."

After saying that, he shrugged indifferently: "But this still can't change my opinion. The most exciting record of taking the subway to Brooklyn and coming back alive in the middle of the night can be swept into the trash can. Today is the most exciting moment in my life." Stimulating the best day ever.”

"as long as you are happy."

Monica suppressed a laugh.

"..."

Chandler smiled. Listening to these unusually familiar words, a hint of haze flashed through his heart. Just when he was about to ask, Monica had already pulled Rachel away. He didn't figure out what was going on, so he was temporarily lost. opened.

Now the world is big and the date is the biggest.

He couldn't leave any bad impression on the beautiful police detective. After swiping again and again to make sure that the previous vomiting no longer affected him, he took out a piece of chewing gum, put it in his mouth, and smiled at himself in the mirror: "Your green arrow is your green arrow~"

Um.

It's not that Chandler is also a time traveler, but that he has always liked humor and jokes. He once wanted to develop into the advertising industry, but he didn't have the courage to step out of his comfort zone, so he usually only recorded his own jokes for his own entertainment.

It was an advertising skit he had in mind for Arrow.

He has already imagined that he and the beautiful police detective met by chance in the supermarket, and then everything was so smooth and natural, and finally they met for the first time at the checkout counter. This kind of innocence and beauty between men and women, if Green Arrow chewing gum is used as a carrier , then it will definitely be a great promotional advertisement.

Now finally a heroine has been brought in.

late at night.

Chuck's cell phone rang. He took it over to look at it and chose to answer it. Chandler's sad and angry cry was immediately heard from the other side: "You know that, right?"

"yes."

Chuck admitted it directly without even asking what he knew.

"Amy regards me as her gay best friend."

Chandler took the initiative and broke out: "Why didn't you tell me?!"

"do not you know?"

Chuck asked back: "Otherwise, what else can I think of you?"

"Her Green Arrow, of course!"

Chandler was so angry that he said all the pronouns he imagined in the advertising slogan.

"It's your Green Arrow."

Chuck said bluntly.

"..."

Chandler was dumbfounded.

How did Chuck know this?

He really has the ability to read minds, does he know everything?

"All right."

Chandler immediately calmed down and smiled wryly at himself: "I should have thought of this a long time ago. Besides this reason, what else could be the reason for her being so proactive and enthusiastic? I'm not you!"

He complained and complained, then hung up the phone.

"Okay, you continue."

Chuck put down his phone and said to the computer screen.

"Was he your friend just now? How funny."

On the computer screen, Alex, a blonde beauty with an intellectual and melancholic temperament, had a smile on her lips, and her ice-blue eyes were filled with joy and a hint of weird kindness: "You should communicate more with such interesting friends."

"Know."

Chuck was not surprised and nodded calmly.

New Hampshire.

The underground chamber of the shelter.

A girl in white focused her eyes on a monitor. She looked at Alex and saw that she tilted her head slightly and also tilted her head. Her eyes were empty and her face was expressionless.