American TV series Detective's Daily Life

In front of a house.

Reporters gathered.

Tim and Shelly were excited with a cute little girl in their arms. When they saw Chuck arriving, they thanked him profusely.

"Detective Chuck, congratulations on solving another case so quickly and saving an innocent little girl. I heard there is another little boy. What do you want to say about Max Henson?"

A provocative reporter seized the opportunity and handed the microphone to Chuck.

Chuck originally didn't answer the reporters' questions very much. After making sure that Jamie was fine, he was about to leave with Chandler. When he heard this question, he turned around and looked over.

"Jamie has been found, alive and safe.

But Max Henson said with certainty to everyone that Shelly killed his daughter with her own hands!

Why?

Can't you see such an obvious answer?

Clearly Max Henson was lying!

Max Henson fans, he is taking advantage of your trust and lying brazenly!

Do you know why I know it?

Because that's who he is!

And this time, the people who act as his Fool No. 1 and Fool No. 2, and whose IQs are trampled on by him, are all of you.

Unless you are a real fool, you can already see this.

Isn't it a bad feeling to be treated as a fool?

But I really have no say in this, so I’ll let my assistant talk to you next. "

With that said, he pulled Chandler over and left directly.

"I?"

Chandler was pulled over unprepared, and shouted at Chuck's back with a confused look on his face: "Are you kidding me? Do I look like a fool?"

His expression was so raw that all the reporters burst into laughter.

When Chandler heard the laughter, he turned around, shrugged and laughed at himself habitually: "Okay, it seems I forgot. To him, I am indeed a fool. Believe me, no one can compare to me." Now that you understand this better, do you know why I am so sure?”

"Why?"

The reporters who stirred up trouble before were eager to get more gossip news, so they actively praised it.

"Because he paid specifically for it!"

This is not the first time that Chandler has stood in the spotlight. After asking Chuck to help him plan his future as a comedy leader, he went to the bar to wait for the junior talk show show to start his own experience as a stand-up comedian. .

So even though I'm still a little nervous at this moment, I'm still able to express myself freely like a typhoon.

"Yes!

You heard it right!

Detective Chuck specially created an assistant position for me, allowing me to work part-time.

The salary is not low.

I was worried at first, thinking he was attracted to me?

Do not misunderstand!

I'm not gay!

It’s just that everyone who has met me says I have that kind of temperament!

Can you believe it? "

"believe!"

This time, everyone shouted in unison, and then burst into laughter again.

"All right."

Chandler shrugged and mocked himself helplessly: "It seems that you are just the majority of people, and the truth is indeed only in the hands of a few people.

Chuck is one of those few.

He saw through it at first sight, but I wasn't!

Just when I have some self-doubts after being influenced by all of you, tell me with certainty.

I told him at that time, who are you?

Why should I overturn everyone's opinion of me?

Then a female colleague of mine enthusiastically introduced me to a date in the office coffee room...well, a man!

I wanted to drag this female colleague to Chuck and tell him, look, look!

The eyes of the masses are sharp!

How can you really say no just because you say no and I say no?

But I didn't do that!

Do you know why?

Because the real gay colleague who was introduced to me by a female colleague directly announced that I was not on their gay radar.

Oops!

I was fired!

I was immediately plunged into self-doubt.

Am I?

Then I discovered the key issue. They had gay radar, so they told me for sure that I was not.

And Chuck told me very definitely that I was not.

Rounding things off... I felt that I had discovered a great secret. For a moment, I was too lazy to care whether I was the problem. With the confidence and sense of superiority that I had seen through the truth, I went to find Chuck.

I just looked at him with a half-smile and said that I had discovered a big secret.

He said you found it.

I said yes, and then expressed my speculation and asked him if he liked me? He also said that he was sorry, although the salary was very high, but I did not sell my body as an artist!

He said you are indeed very talented and worth the price.

I don't like the way he looks at me, like he's looking at a fool.

How is that possible!

I have seen through the truth.

Then he asked me, who is the math teacher?

Before I could recall it hard, he told me not to think about it, saying that I should accuse not only the math teacher, but also the entire American happy education.

If my math hadn't been taught by a physical education teacher, or if the entire education system hadn't been so happy, I should have discovered the real truth.

I didn't feel good, he looked at me like I was a fool.

But I was indeed curious about what the so-called real truth he said was, so I still suppressed my discomfort and asked what the real truth was?

He said, is there a possibility that it's not about gayness at all, but simply that I think you're funny? Are you willing to spend money to have fun?

I said impossible! Absolutely impossible!

No one can be that boring!

He said I’m rich!

I said, oh, that makes sense, not weird.

He said you understand now?

I said, of course I understand, I'm not a fool! The life of rich people is so simple and boring, what they need is a fun-loving person like me.

He said bingo (Correct answer!)

I said, where do you want me to go?

By the way, let me introduce myself, my name is Chandler Bing! (chandler·bing)

He was silent and then said he would give me more money.

I'm very happy, but still a little strange why?

He said you deserve more.

After I went back in the evening, I told all my good friends about the good news.

The good friends looked confused and hesitated to speak.

I asked, what's wrong?

No one wanted to say anything, only congratulations.

Then my roommate Joey, who has always been slow to react, said belatedly that he knew. Could it be that Chuck overestimated your IQ, and now that he has discovered that you are stupider than he thought, he has the conscience to give you more money? ?

I was unhappy at the time and made a stern rebuttal. How could a boring rich person who could just say I’m rich have a conscience?

Joey admitted his mistake with conviction.

But when I went to bed at night, I was lying on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep. I had a vague feeling that although what Joey said was not entirely correct, it seemed to make sense.

A few days later, when I saw Chuck, I finally asked him, are you treating me like a fool and watching a show?

Chuck was silent and said he wanted his money back!

I said why?

Chuck said, as a smart person like you, you must understand why.

I said I didn’t know, and I couldn’t withdraw even if I wanted to. These days, I have been living according to the salary you gave me after the raise. If you cut my salary, wouldn’t my quality of life suffer?

He said, not only will it not happen, but it will get better and better.

I asked, how?

He said, you can try to be a radio host. I have already chosen the name of the program for you. It will be called Smart Chandler! The classic slogan is bingo! Like that Mad Max morning show!

I said that's not possible! Absolutely not!

He asked, why? Even Max Henson unscrupulously eats steamed buns with human blood, and what’s even more ruthless is that he makes and eats them himself. So many people love to watch them and he makes so much money. You use your intelligence and wisdom to please the public, but why can't you succeed?

I said, I swore I would never be like Max Henson again!

He said, there seems to be a story in it?

I said, of course, but I'm telling you, you can't tell anyone.

He said, well, I will never tell anyone.

So I told him that when I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, the mess between my parents made me very sensitive, and I could only protect myself by attacking others with ridicule and poisonous tongues.

At that time, I had a female classmate, Susie, and we participated in a play together in the drama club.

One time when she was performing on stage, I lifted up her skirt in front of everyone. As a result, she was nicknamed "Underwear Susie" until she left the place when she was eighteen years old.

I didn't feel anything at that time.

It wasn’t until many years later that I became more mature and realized that it’s okay to be venomous, but it’s best to treat yourself rather than others all the time, otherwise such people will have no friends and end up alone.

Mr. Harker downstairs is a typical example. When I was looking through his inheritance, I discovered that we are so similar.

So trust me!

I know!

But what really made me fully understand the serious consequences of speaking harshly to others was when I met Susie again.

Oh, God!

She has grown into the most beautiful girl!

It's so beautiful I can't believe it!

That’s right!

I didn't even recognize her at first!

It was she who took the initiative to greet me.

What makes me even more unbelievable is that when we broke up, she directly showed her cards to me and asked how many times she had to touch my arm before I would take the initiative to ask her out.

Only then did I know what she meant.

Not surprisingly, of course I agreed. The date started very well, especially when she asked me to wear her panties and have sex with her in the bathroom of a high-end restaurant. I thought she was the best girlfriend in the world. .

However, when I followed her in and, at her request, took off all my clothes and only wore hers, she ran away holding my clothes and told the truth.

She had been brooding about what happened in the fourth grade of elementary school for more than ten years. Now she finally created an opportunity to take revenge and asked me to come back and tell her twenty years later whether she still remembered this incident.

I actually knew the answer when I removed the toilet door panel to cover half of my body and left the high-end restaurant with everyone watching.

Not to mention twenty years, I will never forget it even in my lifetime!

I fully understand how deeply hurt Susie was by her consciously protective tongue.

Think about it, I was just an ignorant child at that time, and I left such severe psychological trauma on Susie.

However, Max Henson knew the consequences of his vicious words towards others, yet he so viciously accused a mother who loved her daughter of murdering her daughter with her own hands, inciting countless uninformed fans to besiege this family that had endured great grief. , forcing this young mother who lost her beloved daughter to collapse and commit suicide.

If Detective Chuck hadn't taken the case in time and found Jamie, how long would this young mother have been able to survive Max Henson's vicious attack?

A month?

Or half a year? One year?

And if that kind of irreparable tragedy really happened, Max Henson would probably turn it into a wanton joke again.

As for the day he actually rescued Jamie, the truth came out, and Max Henson could only say he was sorry.

Others asked him why he was so sure to attack Jamie's mother.

With his words, freedom of speech ended. After that, he left behind the Jamie family whose family was ruined because of his words, and continued to pick the next victim to ridicule with vicious tongues, making a lot of money from his bloody mouth.

How could I possibly be another Max Henson!

Chuck said, don't get excited, I didn't ask you to be Max Henson! What I ask you to do is to use your intelligence to entertain the audience. If I have to compare it to Max Henson, I want you to be Max Henson and his Fool No. 1 and Fool No. 2. Fit.

I was overjoyed to grasp the key point. Do you mean that Max Henson is actually gay?

Chuck asked, what are you so excited about? You already have that kind of temperament, but now your expression is easily misunderstood, you know?

I said, no one would misunderstand, I just wanted to break the news to Susie.

Chuck asked, what does this have to do with Suzy?

I said, hey, didn’t I tell you? Suzy is Max Henson's girlfriend, but I doubt she has any idea what he's like! In every sense of the word!

Whether Suzy believes it or not, I do! It's better to tell her that Max Henson is gay than to tell her that Max Henson is a vicious devil.

After all, she was injured like that by me in my little devil state back then!

She can't possibly have Stockholm Syndrome because of me and fall in love with such a devil, right?

Chuck was silent for a moment and said, so you cheated on Max Henson?

I looked at him in great surprise. I have said so much, and you only focus on this?

Chuck shook his head and said of course not, I'm just curious about the details of your reunion with Suzy.

I asked, what about?

Chuck said, such as the details of XX.

I said, you think I’m stupid!

Chuck nodded and said that you are indeed smart and it is time to officially launch your own talk show.

I'm very angry. Have you listened to me? I, Chandler Bing, will never be a scumbag like Max Henson even if I die of poverty or starvation!

Chuck asked, what about this $100,000 reward for Jamie?

I said, great! Without the $100,000, we would not have been able to find Jamie so quickly and save her family!

Chuck asked, imagine if you had countless $100,000, how many Jamies could you save?

I said, my math was taught by my physical education teacher, you said so! So you better tell me!

Chuck said, great! You will be able to answer! Let me tell you, it’s all about entertainment for the public. Instead of using this money for scumbags like Max Henson to make a lot of money and then persecute other victims, it would be better for you to contribute to saving countless Jamies.

I was stunned and thought, Oh no! Heart-pounding feeling! But I just said that even if you are poor and starve to death, you will not take this road. What should you do?

I'm not Max Henson. I can't just slap myself in the face when I say something!

So I said, even if I wanted to work hard to save countless Jamies, and I would also like to entertain the public, but I can't do it! I really can’t do Max Henson!

Chuck said, you don't have to do that, you just have to be yourself! There is no need to viciously attack others and leave them with lifelong incurable injuries and psychological shadows! You can just turn the fire on yourself!

My eyes lit up, I know this! What I am best at now is laughing at myself!

Chuck said that the only drawback is that this show may not last long. After all, Max Henson can continue to viciously attack anyone and there are endless sources of venom, but you don't have this advantage.

I laughed immediately and said that Chuck, you are a super math genius, but I didn’t expect that math was just like that.

Although I am only one person, my life has only been over twenty years.

But my past twenty years or so have been filled with jokes every moment, one joke per minute, 100 jokes per hour, 10,000 jokes per day, 100 million per year, and 10 billion per ten years! That’s 1 trillion in twenty years!

Max Henson is viciously attacking the whole world, but he doesn’t have as rich a library of jokes as I do, believe it or not!

Chuck said, I believe that in this case, after your talk show is successful, you make enough money, and you use the money to save countless Jamies, you can consider running for the leadership.

I was stunned, me? Commander-in-Chief? No way?

Chuck said, why not? You have truly saved countless Jamies. By then they will all be able to vote, and anyone with eyes can see your contribution!

Of course, the most important thing is who to choose? Why not choose someone who can entertain you? And no one knows how to entertain people better than you! "

Chandler was able to play freely in front of him. As time went by, especially after every word was spoken, there was almost a burst of laughter, and the whole room burst into laughter at every turn, giving him more and more confidence and full firepower. , used his talents unscrupulously and amused everyone.

After a long time, when it was finally over, Chandler walked up to Chuck with some worry and asked, "How was my performance?"

"very good."

Chuck nodded: "You can make your official debut. I will help you contact the TV station. Maybe after this report is fermented, you can make your debut without my help at all."

"That way, you can attract a lot of Max Henson fans, right?"

Chandler joked: "The decrease in fans will greatly weaken his influence, making the public opinion atmosphere for prosecuting him more favorable to us, right?"

"Bingo!"

Chuck quoted Chandler's casual joke.

"Bingo!"

Chandler twitched the corners of his mouth, but soon laughed.

If the path to leadership he asked Chuck to help him plan before was just a conceptual illusion, now he has truly found the joy of finding the direction of his life!

Chandler·bing, go! go! go!