American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"400 megabytes of directory links...you are keeping every father with a daughter up at night."

Patrick Jane smiled bitterly.

"I read it and learned it, but I couldn't sleep at night."

Chuck said expressionlessly: "If you don't learn, you will be heartbroken and unable to sleep at night. It's your choice!"

"I wish you to have more daughters in the future!"

Patrick Jane sent a heartfelt message to Chuck.

"I do not care!"

Chuck said bluntly: "400 megabytes of directory links is enough for you to learn it for a lifetime. For me, I don't need to learn it at all."

"..."

Patrick Jane was speechless.

He almost forgot that this absolute defense plan for his wife and daughter was tailor-made for him by the man in front of him. Based on his understanding of Chuck, the friendship between them was not enough for Chuck to spend too much effort, and it was mostly done casually. Out.

The 'peerless martial arts' that made him and all the fathers in the world who loved their daughters collapse was just a bankrupt beggar's version of Chuck's gift of 'magical powers'.

"Your blessing is not suitable for me, but it is suitable for those prodigal sons who still have some conscience."

Chuck glanced at him: "When you meet one day, you can bless them like this and keep them to become demons."

In "Looking for Mom", Barney Stinson, a stroke tramp, played for half his life, and finally gave birth to a daughter by accident, and ended up becoming his daughter's slave. When he went to the bar again and saw a girl dressed coolly, he scolded her in the tone of an old father. They, tell them to go home quickly, stop wandering around outside, and wear more clothes, so as to surprise all their friends who know him as a person.

A certain copycat version of Lu Xiaobu. After having his daughter Xiaobu, he was extremely anxious and could not sleep at night. He was deeply afraid that his daughter would meet a man like him in the future, so his bedside enlightenment was taught by his old father how to identify scumbags.

These daughter slaves are extremely anxious because they are afraid that their daughters will meet a libertine like themselves. If they read this 400-megabyte catalog link’s absolute defense plan for wives and daughters, they will be afraid and desperate. It's over.

Patrick Jane didn't want to talk to Chuck anymore, so she quickly picked up the walkie-talkie and called her little cotton-padded jacket in the car behind her, asking her to laugh and scream to appease her anxious old father.

It's a pity that his little cotton-padded jacket is not considerate at all, and is very perfunctory. He insists on talking to Uncle Chuck.

The distance from Austin to Galvester is less than 300 kilometers. In the original time and space, little Sheldon's parents or grandmother often drove little Sheldon to the University of Texas at Austin in Austin.

Arrived very quickly.

Two cars drove into the door of Little Sheldon's house one after the other.

The first person to come out was Little Sheldon's father with his big belly and the Lone Star beer in his hand. He was sitting on the sofa drinking and watching TV shows. When he saw Chuck and the others arriving from the window, he had to get up to greet them.

"Chuck, thanks for sending Sheldon back."

Little Sheldon's father had a serious expression on his face and forced a smile on Chuck's face.

"Where's mom?"

The first thing little Sheldon said when he saw his father was not to call someone, but to be surprised that he didn't see his mother.

"Your mother is at your grandma's house."

Little Sheldon's father George couldn't keep the smile on his face. Seeing that not only Chuck but also Chuck's friends were there, he couldn't help but add something.

"Your brother's daughter is over there too."

"ok!"

When little Sheldon heard this, he immediately turned around and walked to his grandmother's house opposite.

"Chuck, Peggy, you are here!"

At this time, Missy came out of the house with a bleak expression, and barely smiled at Chuck and Peggy.

"What a beautiful girl!"

Charlotte's mother, Angela, sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere here and quickly began to heat up the air: "You must be the twin sister Missy Sheldon mentioned!"

"I'm Missy."

Missy looked at their family of three.

"I'm Angela, this is my husband Patrick, my daughter Charlotte, and we're good friends with Chuck."

Charlotte's mother, Angela, introduced herself with a smile: "We happened to be traveling to Texas, and when we heard Chuck coming, we went to the airport to pick them up. I took the liberty of coming with him, so I'm sorry to bother you."

"do not bother!"

Little Sheldon's father George quickly forced a smile: "Chuck's good friends are our family's good friends. We are always welcome, please come in!"

At this moment, little Sheldon's cry was heard from little Sheldon's grandmother's house across the street, and little Sheldon's mother Mary's distressed and comforting voice came from the house.

"come on!"

Missy, who heard the noise here, turned around frantically. She was no longer in the mood to chat with Chuck and Peggy, and just slammed the door and went into the house.

"Missy!"

Little Sheldon's father George scolded him, but his daughter Missy went straight into her room, and soon the sound of heavy metal started to sound.

"Feel sorry."

Little Sheldon's father George is so embarrassed.

Chuck finally came to the house once and brought his friends with him, but all he saw was that his family was covered in feathers. It was so rude and embarrassing.

Fortunately, he doesn't have to face this alone.

The door to Little Sheldon's grandmother's house across the street was pushed open, and Little Sheldon's mother Mary came over angrily and asked Chuck in a bad tone: "Is what Shelly said true?"

"Yes."

Chuck didn't doubt that Young Sheldon would add fuel to the fire, nor was he worried about it.

"you!"

Seeing that Chuck was so calm, Mary, Little Sheldon's mother, was a little overwhelmed, especially since she and Chuck had vaguely reached a verbal agreement before that Chuck would be responsible for helping Little Sheldon grow up, so she couldn't say anything more. , so she could only look at Peggy.

"Peggy, what do you think?"

"I?"

Peggy smiled: "I think Sheldon is very good now, better than before. Without the love of his family, he is growing faster and faster. Otherwise, he would not be able to get the genius award at this age. Library Mrs. Po, I think you should pay more attention to your daughter when you have time."

"Missy?"

Little Sheldon's mother Mary was stunned: "What's wrong with Missy?"

"If you ask me, that's the problem."

Peggy laughed.

"What happened to Missy?"

Little Sheldon's mother Missy suddenly felt a little ashamed that she had forgotten her daughter Missy again, and could only stare at her husband.

"you ask me?"

Little Sheldon's father George suddenly became angry: "I am at home with her all the time, but what she needs more is her mother!"

"..."

Little Sheldon's mother, Mary, was speechless. She looked at the Charlotte family awkwardly, smiled apologetically, and then hurried into the house to talk to Missy.

"well!"

Little Sheldon's father sighed heavily, then took a sip of beer and motioned to Patrick Jane: "Want a bottle?"

"I had already given up drinking because I needed to be sober all the time."

Patrick Jane smiled and said: "But now I suddenly want to have a drink with you. Fortunately, today is the right day."

After saying this, he glanced at Chuck.

Ever since Chuck rescued his wife and daughter, he was slapped three times by his wife and completely woke up. He fell to the ground from the floating state. In order to protect his wife and daughter, from that moment on, He followed Chuck's example of not drinking, keeping a clear head, and facing possible threats at any time.

But today, after Chuck said something to him and sent him a 400-MB catalog of "peerless martial arts" that would make him learn and worry for the rest of his life, he suddenly felt like drinking again.

And with Chuck here today, he could completely relax.

Otherwise, after Chuck left, he didn't know how long it would take to completely relax his nerves.

What's even better is that he has a companion to drink with today. This companion also has a daughter, and he seems to have conflicts with her. He believes that he will learn a lot of experiences and lessons from talking after drinking.

“How can you come to Texas and not drink Lone Star beer!”

Little Sheldon's father, George, always drinks a lot, and he has been very annoyed recently. Now when a guest like this comes to the door and needs his company, he would like to stuff a dozen Lone Star beers each and forget everything in the drink.

Everyone followed into Little Sheldon's home.

Little Sheldon's mother, Mary, had forced her way into Missy's boudoir and turned off the headache-inducing heavy metal noise.

"Mom is more suitable for this kind of job."

When Little Sheldon's father, George, saw this scene, he raised his beer and said something self-deprecating.

In fact, he knew that his daughter was unhappy, but he was not good at communicating with her, and in this situation, he could only stand outside the room and stare.

After all, his daughter is getting older, so he can't just push the door open, he has to avoid it.

"Understood, understood."

Patrick Jane raised his beer, nodded and smiled.

Then everyone heard the voices of mother and daughter coming from Missy's boudoir getting louder and louder, until they were yelling at each other.

"Mom, what's wrong with this sister?"

Charlotte, who was beside Chuck, heard this movement and looked at her mother in surprise.

She has always been her parents' treasure and enjoys all the pampering at home. She has never seen such a scene.

"nothing."

Charlotte's mother, Angela, could only deal with her daughter.

The door was opened, and Missy walked out with tears on her face. She looked at Chuck and then at Peggy: "I can't stay in this house anymore. Please take me away!"

"Missy, what are you talking about?"

Little Sheldon's father, George, couldn't drink Lone Star beer anymore. He looked at his daughter in shock as he spoke astonishingly.

"what did I say?"

Missy burst into tears and said: "Have I ever existed in this family? Sheldon said before that if he was in his mother's belly, if he worked harder, he could absorb my twin sister and become a mole for him. , I hated this sentence before, but now I think that result is not the worst!"

"Missy!"

Little Sheldon's mother Mary followed out and was completely stunned when she heard this.

She thought her daughter was losing her temper during puberty, and they had been busy recently, so they had indeed neglected her daughter, but she never expected that Missy would say such things.

"am I wrong?"

Missy cried: "Growing up, you only have eyes for Sheldon, even though I am the youngest and the only daughter!

But you all revolve around Sheldon and don't even care about me.

How many times have I been forgotten by you?

Well, finally, after Sheldon went to college and left the family, little George also worked on his own, lived in a garage, and had children. I am the only child in the family, right?

But after school, you forgot me at school again and didn't pick me up. I waited for more than three hours and finally had to walk home.

There was a Billy next to me who was chattering to me about how Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia were also step-brothers and step-sisters, kissing and so on. "

"GEORGE!!!"

When little Sheldon's mother heard this, she immediately glared at her husband.

Little Sheldon's father, George, was originally a little guilty, but when he saw his wife like this, he became angry: "What are you doing? I rushed to the hospital because my grandson was about to be born, so I forgot about Missy, you..." What’s the reason for mom? We had lunch with a young pastor and the conversation was so congenial that she even forgot about her own daughter?”

"I think it's time for us to leave."

Charlotte's mother, Angela, stood up with a wry smile.

It is really inappropriate for them to watch this kind of family conflict.

"Need not."

Chuck said expressionlessly: "You just stay and learn from it. These are lessons learned so that Charlotte will not be like Missy in the future."

"..."

Little Sheldon's parents suddenly lost their voices, filled with anger that could no longer be expressed.

"Look! Look!"

Missy smiled sadly: "In the past, you all revolved around Sheldon. Sheldon has only been away for a short time. Each of you has your own life. You have never had my place from the beginning to the end. No matter how angry I am, I can't let my mother." You go home and take care of me.

But as soon as Sheldon got home, you rushed over from the opposite door for him. Tell me, is there really any difference between the mole in Sheldon's mouth and me?

Perhaps the only difference is that I will suffer pain, but the mole will not!

It seems that Sheldon really had great compassion when he said this!

He is indeed a super genius, seeing everything.

It’s full of love for me!

At least more than you did to me! "

"Missy..."

Little Sheldon's mother was so ashamed and distressed that she burst into tears.

And little Sheldon's father was equally ashamed.

He actually had the opportunity to comfort his daughter, but there were many things that he couldn't talk to her about.

My daughter knows everything, but she said, 'Why did you and Billy's mother stay in the chicken shed for hours and didn't come out? ’ already left him speechless, and adding ‘we have time to talk about mom and the pastor’ made him completely overwhelmed.

He really couldn't talk to his daughter about this.

So I could only use my father's dignity to tell her not to think or say too much, and it was over.

He really didn't know that his daughter Missy had so many negative emotions accumulated in her heart.

"He didn't see it."

Chuck suddenly said: "But he kept using various methods to advance this future. In his mother's belly, he failed.

After birth, when he became conscious and awakened his talent, he has been consciously completing the alternative plan of "absorbing you into a mole".

Now it seems that he is doing well.

You have no sense of presence at home, even if he is not here.

He turned defeat into victory. "

"Chuck!"

Charlotte's mother, Angela, quickly signaled Chuck not to add a nuclear bomb to the fire.

"I'm just stating the facts."

Chuck said expressionlessly: "If you don't believe it, you can call Sheldon over and ask him what animal he calls himself!"