American TV series Detective's Daily Life

The next day.

A remote warehouse.

"This payment vehicle was hijacked three days ago and was discovered only now. The robbers left most of the traceable cash behind and only took away 13 million in bearer bonds."

Detective Amy Santiago introduced the situation at the scene to Chuck: "Two escort drivers were shot."

"It's too awful!"

Detective Shenfan said with a funny expression.

"come on!"

Detective Amy Santiago couldn't bear to see him like this, and complained angrily: "I asked you to go to the dentist, why don't you go? Who are you showing this to?"

"I'm not pretending!"

Detective Shenfan endured the pain and joked: "It's not that I'm afraid of the dentist looking at my teeth. I'm just sad that Chandler is leaving. He's my best buddy."

"You dare to go back to the police station and say this in front of Charles, and I will obey you!"

Detective Amy Santiago sneered: "Let's see how long you can endure it!"

"They resisted."

Chuck looked around.

"right!"

Detective Amy Santiago sighed: "There is blood everywhere. Maybe some of the robbers were injured. I have asked someone to contact the hospital. If any suspicious person comes to seek treatment, let us know immediately."

"Um."

Chuck nodded.

"How did the robbers hijack the payment vehicle?"

Detective Amy Santiago said in confusion: "The cars being paid out are all bulletproof, just like the robbers are rampant car thieves in Los Angeles, and they can't do anything about it."

"It's not a flying car, it's a heavy truck!"

Chuck pointed to the tire tracks on the ground: "The large 18-wheel heavy truck opened its compartment and blocked the front of the payment vehicle. A high-powered vehicle was used from behind to force the roof of the payment vehicle onto the large truck and pull one car over."

"Then how do you force the driver out of the bulletproof car?"

Detective Amy Santiago was stunned.

"The drill used smoke to force the driver out."

Chuck walked behind the payment vehicle and pointed at a small hole in the bulletproof glass as a reminder.

"Sure enough, only a thousand days can make a thief, and there is no thousand days to guard against a thief."

Detective Amy Santiago looked at the small holes drilled in the bulletproof glass and complained speechlessly: "These robbers really did their homework beforehand."

"Hmm!"

When Detective Shenfan heard about the drilling, he covered his mouth and felt even more pain.

Seeing this, Chuck directly simulated the sound of a dentist's electric drill.

"No!"

Detective Shenfeng suddenly felt even more uncomfortable.

"Deserve it!"

Detective Amy Santiago laughed and cursed.

"It's a pity that the car company did not do a good job in training at all."

Chuck withdrew his magical powers, shook his head and said: "If you don't equip the driver with a gun, it means you didn't intend for the driver to resist, but in the end the driver still resisted. It seems that young people are not afraid of tigers when they are born, and the old driver was also killed." Shot dead.”

"Perhaps the robbers were not prepared to let them go in the first place. The young driver reacted quickly and directly resisted and was killed?"

Detective Amy Santiago questioned.

"The probability is there, but not high."

Chuck said expressionlessly: "In order to continue committing crimes in the future and win the support of public opinion, robbers generally will not shoot drivers who do not resist. After all, drivers are also workers, and the money for escorting goods does not belong to them.

If the driver is shot every time, a criminal homicide will trigger a more intense police investigation.

Secondly, if you do this too much, the driver will no longer be able to surrender and let them rob you. The resistance will definitely increase, which will directly increase the difficulty and danger of their robberies.

Look at the speedster robbers in California. Every time they surround a large truck with several modified sports cars, they then block the sports car in front and shoot directly into the passenger seat with a gun. Then they climb over and anesthetize them directly. The gun stuns the truck driver without damaging the driver's life.

It did not trigger a high-intensity investigation in the first place.

On the contrary, many people who know about this think that such speeding robbers are cool, and they are grand robbers who steal from the rich and give to the poor. "

"Hell rob the rich and give to the poor!"

Detective Amy Santiago sneered: "Robbers are robbers! The capitalists will not lose anything when they rob, and they will have insurance claims, but the driver of the truck will be in misery, and he will probably lose his job, and he will directly lose his job while driving. A robbery like that would most likely result in a car crash and death. It’s not like this has never happened before. There’s no bullshit Robin Hood plot here!”

"Because truck drivers and their cargo are always hijacked, truck drivers lose their jobs. When this happens too often, the Truck Drivers Association directly organizes and shoots directly at the truck drivers on that stretch of road where accidents often happen."

Chuck nodded: "As long as the publicity is right, the most vicious ones are the truck drivers who shoot them violently when they see them coming, and they are thieves who are also good at stealing.

And as long as no one dies, or even no publicity is needed at all, most people have a Robin Hood plot in their hearts. This is the DNA that is engraved in their bones and wants to move! "

"Then how should we check now?"

Detective Amy Santiago asked.

"Check the heavy truck!"

Chuck said: "This kind of 18-wheel heavy truck is valuable in itself, and it cannot be used by just any ruthless robber. It is indeed wonderful to use this method to rob, but at the same time, it is ingenious and invisibly raises the price." reached the threshold.

Heavy-duty trucks all have their own GPS trip recorders. You can go to the Trucking Association to find the heavy-duty trucks that appeared in New York three days ago and whose itinerary overlapped with the payment vehicle, or the GPS trip recorder was cleared in an 'accident'. Heavy duty truck.

It's easy to find some information. "

"yes!"

Detective Amy Santiago slapped herself on the forehead.

This 18-wheel heavy-duty truck is worth more than a million. It is not a second-hand car that can be bought for a few thousand yuan, nor is it a small car that can be stolen with just a pry. It is not something that ordinary thieves can use.

Since the number is small, it is easy to identify which 18-wheel heavy truck did this, and then it will be easy to follow the clues.

"I can't do it anymore. Even if it's reversed position, I have to go to the dentist."

The annoyed detective covered his mouth, saying that he couldn't bear it anymore, and then ran away.

That night, Detective Amy Santiago found clues, led a raid on the robber's den, killed a robber who tried to resist, and captured a veteran.

"Chuck, this bastard is a bad cop!"

Detective Amy Santiago was mortified when she called Chuck.

She wished she could beat him to death on the spot.

But a veteran is a veteran. Seeing the strong firepower of the police, he surrendered in the most standard manner. With his white skin and shouting "I am a policeman", Detective Amy Santiago and other police officers could not help but On fire.

"Not surprisingly."

Chuck disagreed.

Do you really think that the city-wide gangster culture in Gotham is a pure fantasy?

"Can you come over here and see if what this guy said is true?"

Detective Amy Santiago requested: "He said he didn't want to kill anyone during the robbery, and he also tried to dissuade him. The person who shot was the last robber who had no information. The 13 million bearer bond was also on that robber. It was not too late. point!"

"good!"

Chuck agreed to go.

NYPD 99th Precinct.

"Jack, how's your tooth doing? Does it still hurt?"

As soon as Chuck passed by, he saw Detective Charles Boyle with a concerned look on his face. He looked more distressed than the person involved. Coupled with his aged face, it was even more difficult to find. Look directly.

"Isn't it just a tooth extraction?"

Female police detective Rosa said expressionlessly: "As for whether you still have this expression now?"

"It's not because of the tooth extraction, but because of a strange thing."

The annoyed police detective said with a tangled expression.

"damn it!"

The annoying detective's good friend, Detective Charles Boyle, was immediately furious: "That dentist molested you?! Jack, how many times have I told you, I should go with you, you are so handsome, Not to mention women, not even men can resist your charm, let alone you being anesthetized and unable to move... Oh my God! I want to kill that dentist!"

"No inappropriate touching or molestation!"

The annoying detective complained speechlessly: "I'm not Joey Tribbione! I know what inappropriate touching and molestation are!"

When Chandler needed a new suit made, Joey enthusiastically recommended their royal tailor.

As a result, when Chandler went there and measured the clothes, he discovered that the royal tailor's hands were irregular, a bit like the hand held in the boss's trouser pocket just after being released from prison.

I told Joey after I got back.

As a result, Joey was very angry and refused to believe it. After the two had an argument, Joey discovered that taking measurements like that was inappropriate touching and molestation. This royal tailor had been measuring and making clothes for him and his father for decades. …

"But you were anesthetized and didn't even know."

Good friend Charles still looked at Detective Shennuo worriedly: "Besides this, what else do you have to worry about?"

"It's much more exaggerated than this!"

Detective Shenfan complained: "When I was lying there, after being anesthetized, I woke up for a while, and then I saw the dentist Barry and the female nurse fighting there!"

"Both of them must be coveting Jack's beauty and fighting over who can screw you first!"

Good gay friend Charles said with certainty in his eyes: "Oh my God! Jack, you are not clean anymore!"

"Let's fight a strong man together!"

Detective Shenfan complained: "Kill him in front of me!"

"Then why don't you arrest them?"

Detective Amy Santiago came over and heard it, and immediately mocked angrily: "Do you mean you didn't wear handcuffs?"

"I'm not sure."

Detective Shenfan laughed at himself: "That's why I'm so troubled!"

"After anesthesia, it is normal to have various hallucinations."

Female police detective Rosa analyzed: "You must have investigated too many cases, and you were worried that someone would do something bad to you after anesthesia, such as giving you a 'dental examination' or something like that, so you imagined it."

"Have you watched it since you woke up?"

Detective Amy Santiago asked, "Are there any signs of a fight or a killing?"

"No."

The annoyed detective shook his head: "But I should have been anesthetized for half an hour, but it was delayed to 2 hours. There must be something wrong with it!"

"OMG!"

Good friend Charles shouted: "Half an hour is not enough, but it has been extended to two hours...Jack, are you sure you don't feel any strangeness in your body? Now that the anesthetic has not been completely eliminated, you may feel it later... …”

After saying that, he reached out and started to touch Detective Shenfan's body everywhere, and asked Detective Shenfan with his eyes if he had any strange feeling that he didn't realize he had suddenly hit him.

"I really didn't!"

The annoyed detective slapped off his good friend's Anlushan Claw, and then saw his good friend suddenly approaching, taking a deep breath into his mouth, and then muttering, "It's okay, it's okay, there's nothing like that" This smell made his face turn dark.

Rosa, the always cold-faced female police detective, couldn't help but smile when she saw this scene.

Detective Amy Santiago looked disgusted and covered her mouth, looking a little nauseated.

"Chuck, tell me if I'm hallucinating?"

The annoyed detective pushed his good friend away and looked at Chuck.

"Did you see that strong man's face?"

Chuck asked.

"Impressed!"

The troubled detective began to describe.

Chuck went straight to the quick sketch he described and asked, "Is that him?"

"It should be him!"

Detective Shenfan was a little unsure.

"Let me see!"

Detective Amy Santiago came over to take a look, and was suddenly surprised and said: "OMG!"

"What's wrong?"

Good gay friend Charles said nervously: "He is not a rapist and you recognized him, right?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless about his behavior of blaming the annoying police detective for everything and worrying that his best friend would lose his virginity.

"no!"

Detective Amy Santiago yelled, "This is the last robber who didn't get caught!"

"What?"

Everyone was surprised.

"I knew it!"

Detective Shenfan laughed: "You are gifted like me. Even if you are anesthetized, you still have detective intuition and can detect problems around you."

"Are dentists and nurses also robbers?"

Detective Amy Santiago was stunned.

"Dentists charge so much, they are just robbers!"

Female police detective Rosa complained expressionlessly: "Tear off the mask and directly participate in the robbery. There is nothing surprising!"

"Just go and take a look and you'll find out."

Chuck said, starting to call.

"Who are you calling?"

Detective Amy Santiago wondered.

"Rachel!"

Chuck said bluntly: "If I'm not wrong, dentist Barry is in big trouble this time. Rachel must not want to miss this scene."

"Didn't we agree that we would still be friends after the breakup?"

Detective Shenfan teased.

"A bad friend is also a friend!"

Chuck reminded that after the call was connected, when Rachel found out, she shouted to God repeatedly, and then yelled: "I'll come over right now, wait for me!"

"Not urgent!"

Chuck said seriously: "Don't grab the taxi, lest you fail to see your ex-fiancé's joke and become the joke yourself first."

"..."

On the other end of the phone, Rachel was speechless, her steps slowed down, and she said, "Then you must wait for me!"

At first, she always thought she was the most authentic New York girl, but when she escaped from marriage, cut off her father's credit card, and worked to earn money to support herself, she realized that the real New York girl was not her at all.

After she reached out to stop a taxi and was robbed, she said something unconvinced, and then was brutally beaten by a real New York girl. Her face was swollen and almost disfigured.

What a painful realization!

If you want to see jokes about jerk ex-fiancés, compared to this one, you have to go down a little bit, it’s not that important.