American TV series Detective's Daily Life

Chapter 85: Poor words are annoying

on tv.

"He said he was very sorry for the pain he had caused you and your mother."

Patrick Jane, dressed very photogenic, stood in front of the camera with a microphone, facing a female audience member in the audience, practicing his "spiritual magic" with empty eyes, and channeling the female audience member's dead father. Dialogue', paraphrasing the words of the undead father.

"He asked you to forgive him. Can you do that, Jenny?"

Faced with "the psychic master's magical powers", Jenny, the female audience member in the audience, had already burst into tears, covered her mouth and could only nod her head repeatedly.

"He needs to hear it from your own mouth."

‘Psychic Master’ Patrick Jane was still not satisfied and pointed at the female audience member to ask her to speak out.

"Dad, I forgive you."

The female audience members couldn't stand it anymore and cried out.

"He was smiling, with tears in his laughter, and he said God bless you."

‘Master Psychic’ Patrick Jane continues to describe the state of the dead.

I don’t know whether the undead laughed or not, but the female audience members went from crying to crying and laughing.

CBI Headquarters.

“A nice emotional release.”

Gideon nodded in approval.

"It's indeed fake."

Agent Lisbon was eating ham and secretly complained when he heard the BAU professionals comment like this.

In the past, she also knew that Patrick Jane's channeling was fake, but many times what the other party could do was completely beyond her imagination. Even if she knew that the other party was fake, sometimes she had to secretly doubt whether it was wrong. Is it her?

"You mean this is fake?"

The expressionless Asian Agent Zhou was a little confused.

Compared with the female boss who is half-doubtful and most of them don't believe it, he is half-doubtful and most of them believe it due to cultural reasons.

"Of course it's false. There is no such thing as psychics in the world."

Reed responded: "It's just a math problem."

"Math question?"

Agent Lisbon asked curiously.

"right."

Reed explained: "You know about wire fraud, right?"

Agent Lisbon and Agent Zhou both nodded. Even people like them are inevitably bombarded with text messages sent by telecommunications scams from time to time.

"Those scam text messages are very fake at first glance, and anyone with a little discernment can see through them at a glance."

Reed continued: "However, a large number of people are still successfully defrauded every year. The reason is that the world is so big and the population is so large. Although the proportion of people who cannot see through this kind of fraudulent information is very small, and the chance of successful fraud is also very low. , but multiplied by a population of hundreds of millions or billions, the final result is not small at all.

Fraudulent text messages that seem to be so fake that they are mentally retarded are actually screening targets, and those that can be seen through are simply not within the scope of their fraud targets.

If you look at these TV viewers, they are basically all women..."

"Do you discriminate against women?"

JJ Youyou punched next to him.

"……No ah."

Reed was a little confused, but he still tried to explain: "I mean they are more accurately identified as housewives. They are trapped at home. The only people they have the most contact with every day are family members and neighbors. Their lives and thoughts also revolve around them. It is easy to get along with them. The society is out of touch, and their own thinking and prevention of fraud are weaker. In addition, women are more emotional, so they are more likely to be deceived."

After saying this, I couldn't help but glance at JJ.

But he saw that JJ had already turned away and focused on the TV.

"This troublemaker really likes to lie to women."

Detective Lisbon looked at the auditorium, which was almost entirely filled with female spectators. The only few male spectators looked like they had stayed at home for a long time, and cursed secretly.

on tv.

Facing the magical psychic skills of psychic master Patrick Jane, the other female spectators in the audience all looked at him in shock and admiration.

"he's gone."

The psychic master's expression changed, his eyes instantly focused from a vacant state, and as he lowered his arms that had been raised forward, he seemed to have returned to reality from the psychic state.

"It's amazing, it's amazing, it's amazing."

The female host took the lead in applauding and praising, welcoming Patrick Jane's return.

"She was shocked~"

The male host joked, and then said: "Patrick."

Patrick Jane picked up the coffee cup on the table and signaled that he wanted to take a sip first. The female host knew this very well and waved her hand to stop the male host: "Let him fix it. After all, he has just come out of the spirit world." return."

"Of course, please come back to the human world."

The male host was very cooperative, but his words were full of ridicule. Obviously, unlike the female host who catered to the female audience's perspective, he catered to the more rational male audience who saw this as fun.

"I'm back."

Patrick Jane takes a sip and smiles brightly at the camera.

"So, Patrick, I understand that you are also a detective? Psychic detective?"

The male host followed the script and started asking: "Is this true?"

"I do try my best to help the police."

Patrick Jane replied humbly.

"Wow, super-sense detective."

The female host exclaimed: "This name sounds very cool when I hear it."

"not bad."

Patrick Jane waved his hand gently, and then said with a smile: "Detectives are no longer as mysterious as in novels, movies, and TV shows. Now anyone can be a detective, including novelists, forensic scientists, hackers, mental patients, and even accountants." They all started to act like detectives to solve cases..."

At this point, he shrugged and joked: "Except for the detective himself, of course."

"Hahaha."

The host and the audience immediately smiled knowingly and happily.

This is a complaint about the police's notoriously poor detection rate.

CBI Headquarters.

Seeing Patrick Jane using this to make fun of him, the real police detective, Agent Lisbon, immediately became sullen.

This talkative bastard!

How dare you make fun of them, the police detectives who really protect the people.

You must have a good talk with the boss later, whether their CBI can't solve the case without this bastard. If you still have some dignity, you must not ask this person who looks down on them to assist in the investigation.

“Why do you have to rely on guessing when you can talk directly to the victim?”

The female host complimented: "A psychic master as a super-sensory detective is definitely much better than those novel detectives, hacker detectives, and accounting detectives."

"This is what you said, not me~"

Patrick Jane shrugged, speaking modestly, but his face was full of a 'you tell the truth' expression.

CBI Headquarters.

Seeing this, Reed said dissatisfiedly: "The real core abilities of all detectives are observation and deduction. Chuck's observation and deduction are the most powerful. If the only thing he is not as good as this super-sense detective is, It’s all about acting.”

"Acting is also an ability."

Gideon squinted at Patrick Jane, who was talking and laughing freely on the TV: "When hard power is insufficient, you often have to rely on acting skills to make up for the shortcomings, and then you have the chance to turn a mouse into a cat."

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