American TV series World Rescue
Chapter 122 Sending propositions
California.
Pasadena.
The Wolowitz family.
"This is true. From the time Penny was 14 to the time she married Leonard, she experienced a total of about 210 men. The error is plus or minus 10!"
Sheldon nodded in agreement.
"Hi!"
Penny shouted dissatisfied.
"What's wrong? This is a compliment!"
Sheldon has finally made some progress over the years.
"All right."
Penny thought for a moment and nodded in agreement.
Women, especially older women, are very open-minded about this aspect. These memories really verify her charm back then. It used to be ironic, but now it sounds like it reminds her of her past glory.
"Leonard, you are a lucky man!"
Sheldon turned to look at Leonard, who had been staring at him, and said seriously.
"Thank you!!!"
Leonard gritted his teeth.
Men, no matter what age they are, are still quite concerned about this aspect. It is definitely not a compliment to have a beloved wife who has friends all over the world.
"You are welcome."
Sheldon accepted the compliment as usual and automatically bounced back any negative emotions in it.
"Ahem, actually I have a lot of stories before~"
Amy leaned into Sheldon's ear to give herself a bonus.
Even though they are almost sixty, because they practiced boy kung fu when they were young, they practiced it until they were thirty-five years old. Later, because Sheldon is an abstinent male god, the two of them have the spirit of four couples. The best among them, they also age the slowest.
After Penny and Leonard had already entered the state of a sage and old married couple, where "young people don't know how precious things are, and old people come with nothing but sighs", Amy was still coveting Sheldon, and used different ways to coax Sheldon every day.
"Really? Why didn't I know?"
Sheldon said in surprise.
"Well."
Amy was a little confused. She had subconsciously wanted to seize the opportunity just now, but now she was asked seriously by Sheldon, and she was speechless. But after all, she was a genius Nobel Prize winner. With a roll of her eyes, she had an explanation.
"Of course it's true. Have you forgotten the scientific experiment we mentioned when we first started dating? You also said that it didn't matter at that time!"
Amy and Sheldon met entirely thanks to Howard and Rajesh.
When Leonard was in the midst of a relationship breakup with Penny, Rajesh and Howard suddenly had a whim. What could be more interesting than finding a partner for the robot Sheldon?
The two got going, and Howard immediately used Sheldon's information to apply on all the dating websites and was automatically matched with the other half.
Based on Sheldon's conditions and requirements, they originally thought that there would be no match at all, and they even thought about whether it would directly cause a logical error in the dating website and cause it to collapse.
Just as they were happily joking together, a notification that the match was successful suddenly popped up on the computer, which shocked the two of them.
It turns out that there really is a strange woman in this world who is suitable for Sheldon in every aspect...
What are you waiting for?
They can't wait to see what weird colors the two strange flowers will produce!
Of course Sheldon refused, but after Rajesh threatened to hide dirty socks in Sheldon's apartment and not tell him whether it was true or not, Sheldon could only curse the two of them while reluctantly agreeing even though he didn't want to. Go on a blind date.
On the day of the blind date, Rajesh and Howard were much more excited than Sheldon himself. Seeing Amy sitting there, they urged Sheldon to hurry over.
Sheldon walked over with contempt and disdain, and before Amy could speak, he told Amy the truth, but he didn't expect Amy to be like a robot, treating this matter as a task that she didn't want to do but had to do.
This time, Sheldon was immediately shocked!
Sheldon gave up the idea of leaving immediately and sat across from Amy and started chatting with her.
Although dating websites are unreliable, it depends on who is using them!
When ordinary people fill in information, they naturally go through various beautifications, adding in some advantages and disadvantages, so most of them are exposed to the light.
But Sheldon's information was filled in by Howard and Rajesh based on Sheldon's real information, and Amy's information was real enough. In this way, the matching algorithm of the blind date website was quite scientific.
Sheldon and Amy really fell in love at first sight. Of course, there was no other love-at-first-sight romance between them, and they even walked directly to the hotel. Instead, they chatted about various things in a serious manner.
Amy is also a scientist and a neurobiologist. What she enjoys most is controlling monkeys and making them smoke and drink.
To a certain extent, Sheldon, although he always despises Penny for being a blond monkey, is actually as unsociable as a monkey when getting along with others.
Therefore, although Amy is not as intelligent as Sheldon, the two of them get along very happily. How much of Amy's research mentality is a matter of opinion...
You know, after that, Amy and Penny got to know each other well. Amy always regarded herself as Penny's best friend. When Penny was sad, she rushed over immediately and started begging to let her go without a word of comfort. Wearing experimental equipment on Penny, she wanted to know how Penny's sad brain waves were formed.
Later, Sheldon and Sheldon secretly tested Penny and Leonard in the same way that a gorilla tests IQ.
Afterwards, the two chatted about everything, which really dumbfounded Howard and the others, and even gave Sheldon and Amy the nickname "Shemmy".
But for such a 'hot' love, due to the problem of scientific contempt chain, Sheldon and Amy both believed that their respective subjects were the most powerful. They couldn't agree on it, so they both agreed to return to their original positions, that is, they didn't know each other. status.
After the breakup, Sheldon collapsed uncharacteristically, and Amy was interested in Sheldon's status because of the invitation of Sheldon's mother. She came to see Sheldon's status, and the two finally got back together.
In this way, Amy's mentality in the early stages of love can be seen.
After the two communicated 'intimately' through text messages for several months, they both talked about how they were going to have a baby. Finally, Penny found out. Penny was very excited. Sheldon was still a 'child' and actually fell in love. ?
Nothing to say!
Big steak, special steak!
After discovering that Sheldon only met Amy on the first date, such a passionate relationship was maintained entirely by text messages, and they didn't even meet for a second time!
Penny was stunned, thinking Sheldon hadn't read the physical health books they bought specially for Sheldon and didn't understand what was going on between men and women.
But Sheldon is a know-it-all in terms of knowledge, even if this knowledge is useless and messy about physical health, and Sheldon heard his twin sister learn about it when he was a child. Before Leonard and Penny were in love, it was just before he Next door, he knew all too well that he had heard too many useless exclamations calling on God.
It’s not that he doesn’t understand, he just doesn’t have the feeling!
Penny was a little embarrassed when Sheldon revealed her and Leonard's secrets in public, but she was still very enthusiastic about Sheldon and Amy dating again.
Sheldon originally didn't want to, but at Penny's insistence, he also wanted to get acquainted with the mother of his future son again. After all, according to Penny, the telecommunications company's advertisement that text messages can perfectly communicate is simply false...
Penny took Sheldon and contacted Amy. The three of them had dinner together. The air was so quiet that it was embarrassing. Penny could only take the initiative to speak and guide the two robots to talk.
Sheldon and Amy have no concept of what should and shouldn't be said, and Sheldon chuckles when Penny mentions that she's had some relationships.
Although Penny knew why Sheldon was laughing, she didn't know that Sheldon would say that. She asked casually, and Sheldon used mathematical methods to analyze in detail what Penny's statement of "having been in love" meant. What a concept!
From the age of 14 to the age of 22, she played baseball with nearly 200 men, including dozens of home runs.
Amy is a neurobiologist and is very interested in human self-understanding, so she asked straightforwardly: "In the eyes of the world, even in the West, she can be regarded as a slut, so in your own eyes, you Is she a slut?”
Penny naturally denied it, but after denying it, her tone became less firm. She could only shout to the waiter for wine. There was not enough wine to make her drunk. She couldn't stay in such an occasion for a second!
Sheldon and Amy also let her go, because after bringing up this topic, the two scientists were also interested, so Sheldon asked Amy about her experience in this area.
Of course Amy was not one of them, but the rigor of scientists made her ask whether participating in scientific experiments counted.
As neurobiologists, there are many experiments in their circle to study how the human body works, and many times their scientists themselves act as guinea pigs.
Amy participated in nearly 200 experiments using electrical stimulation to simulate indescribable...
According to Amy, if it were a monkey and allowed to control the button by itself, it would press it until it dies. This would be so happy that it dies...
Sheldon finally admitted that this kind of behavior was an indescribable number of times. Now that Amy mentioned it again, he could only shrug: "Okay."
"Harley!! Let's talk about Harley!"
Rajesh interrupted dissatisfiedly, very dissatisfied with everyone's tendency to fall into the memories of the past!
"Yes, yes, we are talking about Harry now, don't mention those things that turned out to be rotten millet in the past!"
Howard quickly agreed.
Bernadette rolled her eyes at Howard, knowing his mentality well.
Not mentioning Howard's previous shameful behavior of "sponsoring poor girls to go to college", Howard also didn't want to mention Bernadette's tall and handsome ex-boyfriends.
This was a shadow in his heart. When he first met Bernadette's university professor and ex-boyfriend, he compared the figures of the two adults and children. Howard, who had always been very interested, suddenly lost interest.
Because in his opinion, how could a millet plus a rifle satisfy Bernadette, who had studied missiles? There was even a fight with Bernadette over this.
With his figure, he always bought clothes in children's clothing stores, and even sometimes borrowed Bernadette's clothes. No matter who Bernadette's boyfriend was, to him, they were all tall and handsome. This was not a pleasant memory. …
"Maybe Harley likes women. After all, she is Howard's daughter. Howard and Rajesh, uh..."
Leonard joked, but when everyone looked at him, especially the angry looks of Howard and Bernadette, he suddenly stopped laughing.
"Well, I was just joking, joking..."
"Oh, are you kidding? You are such a funny person. One day when Angelo falls in love with a man, we will talk about whether this joke is funny or not!"
Bernadette growled.
If it had been anyone else, she might have been angry, but she was definitely not this angry. After all, in the West, lace is becoming more and more recognized. Like black lives matter, they are both correct values and cannot be stopped or discriminated against!
But when this person is her precious daughter, especially when her precious daughter is not good at dating and has a hint of masculinity that even her father does not have, she can't bear to hear others say that, even if it is a joke!
The values that Hollywood constantly promotes cannot stand up to scrutiny at all, so they can only fool outsiders. They live next to Hollywood, and they are all rational scientists. Naturally, they don’t believe a word of it!
I want her to agree unreservedly that her daughter has taken a detour, which is ridiculous!
"It can not be?"
Penny had the highest emotional intelligence and keenly grasped Bernadette's mentality. She opened her eyes wide and spoke cautiously.
"what happened?"
Howard also reacted and looked at Bernadette in shock: "Bernie?!"
"All right."
When Bernadette saw everyone's eyes glaring, with expressions that made it impossible to avoid gossip, Bernadette could only frown and said, "I can't tell, but I have a vague feeling that something is wrong with Harry."
"What's wrong?"
Howard asked anxiously: "Is it her and Shahida?"
Back then, he and Rajesh were always misunderstood. When they first met Leonard's mother, the famous neuropsychologist Beverly, the other party thought they were a couple. No matter how they explained it, it was useless.
Whether they were fake or not, they were looked at with various colored eyes. Once Harley was real, he couldn't imagine what Harley's future life would be like!
"Don't worry! Halli and Shahida are not as exaggerated as you and Rajesh were!"
Bernadette blushed at Howard, who was usually lazy and didn't care about anything, but now looked like a father: "I just think that she is so old and has never had a serious relationship. There is something wrong. In fact, it is normal when you think about it. After all, you are her father and Rajesh is her godfather!”
"So that's it."
"That's true!"
"It makes sense!"
Upon hearing this, everyone immediately nodded in agreement, leaving Howard and Rajesh speechless for a while.
Is it all their fault? Aren't they a little closer?
"If there is nothing indescribable and I ask you to choose between Bernadette and Rajesh, who would you choose?"
Sheldon suddenly stabbed him.
"..."
Howard gritted his teeth and stared at Sheldon, wanting to kill him. At this time, he actually gave him a gift.
"Bernadette! Of course I choose Bernadette!"
But under Bernadette's meaningful gaze, Howard could only suppress his hatred first and speak out the standard answer loudly, even if Rajesh showed a sad look.
In fact, there is nothing indescribable. How can a woman have more fun playing games with her gay friends? But only a fool would answer like that. He still wants his dog life.
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