American TV series World Rescue
Chapter 138 War Machine
California.
Pasadena.
The Wolowitz family.
The groom's single night was particularly popular because of Lu Ziqiao's presence, and the bride's side was also affected by Lu Ziqiao's influence, and became a little different and weird...
The story starts a few days ago, because Halle and Zhang Wei's wedding is coming soon, and everyone is actively preparing gifts.
One night in the bar downstairs of the TBBT apartment, Lu Ziqiao was hunting. Penny suddenly walked in with a gift box. Seeing Lu Ziqiao, she walked over with a proud look on her face: "How about the gift I prepared for Harley?"
"what?"
Lu Ziqiao asked curiously.
"First of all, let me make it clear that this gift is very sexy and hot. Can you bear it?"
Penny smiled pretending to be mysterious.
"come on!"
Lu Ziqiao said disdainfully: "Brother, what haven't you seen before? I can bear ten times this stimulation, of course there is no problem!"
"Okay, look."
Penny looked around and saw that no one was paying attention. She took out a small red sling from the gift box and said with an ambiguous smile: "It's a transparent one~"
"Wow!"
Lu Ziqiao smiled exaggeratedly at first, and then mocked: "Are you kidding me? Is this what you think of sexy and hot? Do you know what era is most suitable for this? 1850! Do you know what era it is now? 2040! It's all! It’s almost 200 years ago, and no matter how sexy and hot she was back then, she’s turned into ashes now!”
"That's not true, is it?"
Petunia said a little frustrated and unwillingly: "It's not as exaggerated as you said!"
"It's so exaggerated! This is her bachelor's night party. All her friends will be there, drinking and partying. You should give her a gift that is too bold!"
Lu Ziqiao was afraid that the world would not be in chaos.
"Then what do you think I should give her?"
Penny sincerely asks for advice.
"Well, let me think about it."
Lu Ziqiao pondered: "In this case, I know there is a store on Eighth Avenue that sells... Well, how should I put it... By the way, according to Iron Man's classic quote when he slapped Congress in the face, this is just a high-tech prosthesis. Think about it Look, when you give Harley such a cool gift, it will be so sensational and fun, after all, everyone wants to be Iron Man!"
"Hahaha."
Penny couldn't hold back her laughter anymore. She patted Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder and said with a smile, "You really are there! High-tech prosthetic limbs! Everyone wants to be Iron Man! Hahaha!"
Lu Ziqiao's idea was very bold and absurd, but she couldn't bear to believe that this was the West, and Petunia was very playful. She acted immediately when she was tempted. After leaving the bar, she went to the specialty store on Eighth Avenue and carefully selected a steel Xia’s high-tech prosthetic leg is packed and tied with a bow.
Tonight, she enthusiastically held this carefully prepared gift and walked into the Wolowitz house while holding back her laughter. She couldn't wait to see Harley's expression when she saw this gift. It must be very interesting...
As soon as she opened the door, she was stunned!
What came into view were not handsome men and beautiful women in dissolute bodies, but white-haired old women, with a few middle-aged women in between.
"Oh, Penny!"
When Harley saw Penny, she quickly gave her a warm hug: "I'm so glad you can come. Come here, I want to introduce you to everyone."
As he spoke, Penny, who was almost stiff, walked over and introduced her: "This is my grandmother Royce, and this is my aunt Florence."
"My dear, I'm so happy to see you!"
The two of them greeted Petunia warmly, and Petunia could only respond with a stiff smile.
"They're planning a party tonight!"
Harley introduced.
"Wow! It's a little different from what I imagined, but it's very warm!"
Penny smiled awkwardly.
At this time, several children ran away from Petunia, making Petunia look even more embarrassed. She hugged the gift box tightly with her arms and wished she could destroy the body on the spot, but she could only force a smile and said: "Here There are actually children, it’s so, so heartwarming..."
"These are my cousins."
Harry shrugged and said, "You also know that my mother's side is a big family. I have a lot of little cousins, and most of them are still playing in the backyard!"
"hehe."
Penny sent away the two elders with a smile, and then said urgently to Harry: "I forgot something somewhere else, so I have to go back first..."
"Don't be busy! I'll introduce you again."
Harley didn't notice anything unusual about Petunia, so she grabbed Petunia who was about to run away, and continued to introduce her to Petunia: "Penny, this is my youngest aunt Janis, we have the best relationship!"
"I'm so glad I finally get to see you today."
Aunt Janis greeted warmly.
"Me too. I've heard about you for a long time. Harley has always said that you are her dearest aunt!"
Penny smiled awkwardly.
"Don't say that."
Aunt Janis waved her hand reservedly and laughed softly: "Don't let Harley's other aunts hear this."
"Understood, understood."
Penny nodded.
"Let me help you get your gift!"
Aunt Janis took the continuation from Penny's hand with a little force, looked at the size, shook it slightly, listened to the movement inside, and asked curiously: "Let me guess what gift this is? Well, Give me a hint, mini or not?”
"Well."
Penny's face froze and she said humbly, "Not miniscule, especially for Harley!"
"Haha, I understand, I understand. Harley's parents are very petite. She is their daughter. Compared with ordinary people, she looks a little petite. As a result, everything is too big for her."
Aunt Janis showed a clear look: "But this is not without its benefits. At least for the groom, it can save a lot of money to buy a diamond ring, right?"
"Yes, yes, you are saying that it is God's blessing that the groom can marry Harley!"
Petunia smiled, her eyes occasionally glancing at the gift box in Aunt Janice's hand.
"Look at me! Nagging again!"
Aunt Janice also noticed Penny's gaze and smiled: "What did you say just now? Guess the gift? Yes, let me think about it. It's not a mini? Isn't it a mini food processor?"
"no."
Penny shook her head.
"Then give me some more suggestions. What color is it?"
Aunt Janis asked with a smile on her face.
"Well."
When Penny heard this, her face turned yellow and she said weakly: "Black, black..."
"black?"
Aunt Janice frowned and thought for a while, but still had no clue. She shook her head and smiled: "It seems I won't know what this is until the gift is opened?"
"hehe."
Penny watched with embarrassment and joy as Aunt Janis placed the gift among the many gifts.
"Penny, come here, let me introduce to you that this is my cousin Margaret."
As Petunia stared at her gift, Halle pulled up a young girl.
"Wow, finally someone our age!"
Petunia burst into tears, but before she could laugh at herself about her gift, Harry's words completely dispelled her thoughts and made her understand that it doesn't mean that the same age means the same thinking.
"Should I call you Cousin Margaret, or Sister Margaret?"
Harley said a little uncertainly.
"I won't officially become a nun until next month, and I don't want to rush the big shot above!"
Margaret pointed upward humorously: "So now it's better to call me cousin."
"Wow! Sister! God! Even he is watching here, so good! So good!"
Penny started to laugh awkwardly again.
After a while, everyone gathered around the bride, Harley. While Penny was panicking, Harley began to open the gifts one by one.
"A whisk, thank you, Aunt Sylvia!"
Harley opened the first gift, played with it, and thanked: "It's cordless. I like it very much! Your gifts are all so creative~"
"At least my gifts don't use wires..."
Petunia, who was standing at the outermost corner, smiled self-deprecatingly. She looked at her gift in annoyance, and then stared at Harry, and made a wish: "Harry, it would be great if you could listen to my heart now."
"What's up?"
Harley looked over, her eyes flickering, as if she was speaking.
"God, did you hear that?"
Penny thought dumbfounded.
"Yes."
Harley gave another knowing and conversational look: "Sorry the party was a bit boring, what's wrong with you?"
"Don't open my gift."
Penny looked at the gifts on the table, shook her head, and shouted in her heart: "Did you see what I did? I looked at the gifts first, then looked back at you, and then shook my head, saying no, you don't want the gift! Got it? ?"
"Completely understand."
Harley smiled and nodded, and then whispered to Aunt Janis beside her.
"call."
Petunia breathed a long sigh of relief, walked to the kitchen, and poured a glass of champagne. Just when she was about to drink it, Aunt Janice came over, took out a long bar from the bag and handed it to Petunia: "Here you go, Harley said You just need it these days."
"You're welcome."
Faced with Harley's smile, Petunia was extremely discouraged. The bullshit communication between the two minds, the conversation between eyes, was basically a conversation between a blind man and a mute, all relying on deception!
"what are you doing?"
Penny thought about it, but she still couldn't bear the embarrassment of opening her gifts in public. She walked over to pick up her gifts and was about to leave, but was stopped by Sister Margaret who was in charge of the gifts.
"Well."
Penny was suddenly speechless and could only stammer: "I just rearranged the gifts. They look a little shaky."
"don’t worry."
Sister Margaret smiled and said, "I'll keep an eye on it."
"Great, I have you."
Petunia forced a smile and said, "You will definitely become a damn good nun in the future!"
"..."
Sister Margaret was stunned, looked at Penny, showed an awkward but polite smile, and sat back down.
She was a future nun and she couldn't be so close to someone who spoke so rudely.
"How to do how to do?"
Penny stared at her gift and screamed in her heart. Suddenly her eyes lit up, and when no one was paying attention, she quickly changed the name tag on her gift with another gift with the same packaging.
A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist!
"Thank you so much, cousin Margaret. I can't believe you carved this cross yourself. You are so talented."
The opening of gifts was still going on, this time it was Margaret's. Harry's compliment made her very satisfied. Then she chose Petunia's gift among the many gifts and handed it to Harry.
"Next, this is..."
Harry took it, opened the name card and looked at it: "A gift from Grandma Louis!"
"Ah~"
Penny, who was holding a bottle of champagne and trying to get herself drunk, heard this and whispered, turning around, unable to bear to look directly.
"Honey, wait."
Grandma Louise stood up, clapped her hands and smiled: "Before I open it, I have something to say. My dear, this hand-operated gadget has been passed down in our family for generations. I have used it, your great-grandmother used it, and your great-grandmother used it." Never used this, but she has something similar.”
"puff!"
When Penny heard this, she squirted and realized that although she didn't know what Grandma Louise had given her, the strange thing was that Grandma Louise's description matched the high-tech Iron Man prosthetic leg she had dropped...
"anyway."
Grandma Louise's words continued: "They are all wooden products. I think before that, people could only rely on their own hands to solve them."
"Please pass me the drink."
Aunt Janice turned back to Penny and asked for a drink.
"No!"
Penny hugged the champagne tightly and shook her head repeatedly. She could only get through this weird and embarrassing night by getting herself drunk. No one could drink her wine.
"When I was a little girl."
Grandma Louis talked more and more excitedly: "My mother taught me and my sister how to use it. We often competed to see who could do it faster. The whole family gathered together to watch. It is still so exciting to think about it now! "
Penny no longer dared to drink. She stared at Grandma Louise who was chatting away with her mouth open. As the only person who knew the truth, Penny said that she had to think wrong. This was too ambiguous like TNN...
"When I was newly married, thanks to it I was less lonely and unbearable during those long nights when your grandfather was abroad."
Grandma Louis smiled and said: "Speaking of your grandfather, although I don't think he would admit it to anyone, but every once in a while, he would take it out and he also liked it very much!"
Penny covered her mouth tightly, afraid that she would scream out, how could there be such a strikingly similar description. If she hadn't been drunk enough, she would have suspected that Iron Man's high-tech prosthetic limbs were given by Grandma Louise...
"Open it and take a look, my dear!"
Grandma Louis finally finished speaking, patted Harley's hand and said with a smile: "May it bring you the same joy it brings to me and our entire family."
"Oh, thank you Grandma Louis~"
Harley was quite moved and opened it happily. But when she tore off the wrapping paper, opened the lid of the box, and saw the gift inside, her face suddenly froze. She looked at Grandma Louis who was smiling at her, and then He lowered his head and looked at the black Iron Man high-tech prosthetic arm. Oh, it should be said to be James's war machine. After a while, he said tangledly: "Grandma, this gift of yours, wow..."
"Take it out, honey, and I'll teach you how to use it!"
Grandma Louis smiled grandly.
"Yes, Harley, take it out and let's take a look!"
“Grandma Louis must have given you good things!”
The crowd cheered.
"Take it out."
Grandma Louise encouraged.
The gift she gave was an antique sewing machine, but she didn't know that Penny secretly used James' war machine to steal the bag. However, her description completely matched James' war machine...
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