American TV series World Rescue

California.

Pasadena.

One month later.

TBBT Apartments.

Bar downstairs.

"I'm back~!"

Lu Ziqiao opened her hands and made a gesture like the return of the king, but unfortunately no one responded.

"Hey, where is the person?"

In the past, everyone was used to gathering in the apartment upstairs, but since his appearance, everyone's habits have been changed abruptly. Although they don't hang out in the bar every day, they always gather here three or four nights a week to discuss profound topics. social topics.

Who would have thought that after he went on a business trip for a month, no one would be there when he came back. Sure enough, he is the protagonist of this world, and the world revolves around him. Without him as the backbone, everyone would fall apart.

Thinking of this, Lu Ziqiao shook his head proudly and narcissistically, then picked up his mobile phone and dialed Penny's number, asking everyone to come down to welcome his return as the king. After speaking, he hung up the phone without waiting for Penny to speak.

A king must have a king's bearing. Long-winded and procrastinating is not the style of a king at all. Simple and clear orders are!

But something that made him unhappy happened again. After half an hour, Penny walked in, followed by Arthur.

"What's going on? Why are you two alone? Where is my welcome queue?"

Lu Ziqiao shouted dissatisfied.

"Be content!"

Penny complained: "You still welcome the queue? Who do you think you are?"

"I am who I am, a different kind of fireworks!"

Lu Ziqiao smiled and said, "Where are Owen and the others?"

"You really don't know, are you pretending not to know?"

Petunia gave Lu Ziqiao a strange look.

"What happened? I was on a business trip before, I really don't know!"

Lu Ziqiao asked.

"Are you on a business trip?"

Arthur asked curiously: "I've wanted to ask for a long time, Zi Qiao, what do you do?"

"Please."

Lu Ziqiao gave Arthur a look like 'We've known each other for so long and you don't even know what my job is, why don't you just go and think about it'.

"I'm sorry, Zi Qiao..."

Arthur suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"Don't let him fool you!"

Petunia broke the story and said: "Don't talk about you, it's me. Even he himself doesn't know what his job is!"

"What? How is that possible!"

Arthur was stunned.

"He learned all this from Uncle Barney!"

Petunia complained: "So if you go on a business trip for a month or something, just listen to it, don't believe it, maybe he went to pick up girls somewhere else! With his kind of virtue, I am not surprised that he picks up girls across the country."

"Then he always has to work to make money, right?"

Arthur said doubtfully: "And I think Zi Qiao's clothing level and consumption are very high. The average middle class can't afford it. I used to guess that Zi Qiao is a high-paid executive of a large company.

But he has too much free time, more than us scientists engaged in theoretical research, and I deny it myself. After thinking about it, only the second generation of rich people have money and leisure. Is Zi Qiao really the second generation of rich people? "

"Bullshit rich second generation!"

Lu Ziqiao, who had always been carefree and carefree, suddenly cursed. Seeing both Penny and Arthur looking at him in surprise, Lu Ziqiao immediately returned to normal and said with a concealed smile: "Although I have met a mute fortune teller before who said that I have a young master. But I am really not a rich second generation!"

"A mute fortune teller?"

Arthur looked confused.

"That's not the point."

Lu Ziqiao smiled and said: "The point is that I am not a rich second generation at all, but a self-made freelancer who makes pretty good money."

"Oh, freelancer..."

Arthur was stunned.

“Bullshit freelancers!”

Petunia said angrily: "If you have the ability, just keep writing. How can a freelancer make so much money and have so much freedom? I'll give it a try, so I can save myself from having to work as a waiter to pursue my dreams in the entertainment industry!"

"snort!"

Lu Ziqiao joked: "That's because you don't have the ability! What can't you do if you have the ability? What can't you make money?"

"Yes, you have the ability! Then you should talk about it! Don't always beat around the bush!"

Penny sneered.

"I have done scientific experiments and invented Qiao Shi Sheng Gong Pills, which not only contributed to the harmony and happiness of mankind, but also made a lot of money through it, completing the accumulation of my first pot of gold!"

Lu Ziqiao said nonsense seriously: "You don't need me to say anything next, right? Everyone knows that in this world where capital is king, as long as you save enough for the first pot of gold, the next step is a capital game where money begets money.

As long as money is enough, I have no intention of becoming the richest man in the world. I spend whatever I earn, so you think I have both money and leisure! Any question? "

"Wow! Ziqiao, you really impress me!"

Penny looked admiring, and then changed her tone: "Then can you tell us what kind of scientific experiment, and what exactly is the Qiao Shi Sheng Gong Pill, and how did you invent it based on your IQ? We are here There is a serious genius scientist, let him see if he can replicate your successful process!"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao hesitated and said perfunctorily: "Don't listen to the chicken soup for the soul of those successful people, they are all lies! Everyone's success is unique and cannot be copied! My first pot of gold is not suitable for you, so , please stop thinking about this and tell us what happened to Owen and the others, right?"

"Humph! I knew you were talking nonsense!"

Penny looked like she was grabbing your sore foot.

Lu Ziqiao was thoughtful, but rarely refuted, and kept asking: "Tell me quickly! What happened?"

"It seems you really don't know."

Penny sighed: "This is a long story..."

"Then let's make a long story short!"

Lu Ziqiao urged.

"But I'm a little thirsty..."

Penny pretended.

"Tonight is mine, you can drink whatever you want, waiter! Serve the wine!"

Lu Ziqiao said grandly.

"Good wine! I want vodka, the 96-proof kind! No ice, thank you!"

Penny said bluntly.

"Hiss, 96-proof vodka, are you drinking or drinking alcohol? If you want to die, don't drag me to death with you!"

Lu Ziqiao took a breath of cold air.

"What's this? All fighting clans drink like this!"

Penny smiled nonchalantly and said, "Are you still listening to the story?"

"Listen! Speak quickly!"

Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.

"It all started when Harry came back from his honeymoon a month ago!"

Penny took the waiter's drink, took a big sip, and after she exclaimed that she was happy, she began to say: "We didn't see the tough bridesmaid named Rose at that time, so we asked Harry out of curiosity. Who knew what Harry said? They split up..."

"Breaked up? So soon?"

Lu Ziqiao was a little surprised, then nodded and said, "That's great! I'm starting to appreciate Harley!"

"Aren't you curious why they were separated?"

Arthur complained.

"Need a reason?"

Lu Ziqiao shrugged.

"Don't you need it?"

Arthur was speechless.

"do you need?"

Lu Ziqiao looked at Arthur with sincere eyes.

"Well, for you, it seems that there is really no need..."

Arthur murmured.

"now it's right!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Arthur on the shoulder: "My philosophy of life is that friends are friends, and mutual help is based on mutual benefit. Don't involve personal feelings, so I never ask about the personal situation of the lady who spends the night with me. The next day When I wake up, it’s a brand new day and a brand new person! I don’t even remember the other person’s name or appearance!”

"Isn't this too exaggerated?"

Arthur complained: "You think you are Iron Man! Even if he is Iron Man, he still remembers some ladies he spent the night with!"

"of course there are exceptions!"

Lu Ziqiao said seriously: "For those ladies with special capital, how could I forget that I always refer to them by their unforgettable characteristics, such as being extremely evil! For example, being ferocious and cruel! For example, speaking like a lotus flower! The other side's culture is profound and profound, so There are many more!”

"puff!"

Penny was uneducated and didn't understand the connotation yet, but Arthur, who grew up with Owen and was proficient in the language of the other side, spit out a mouthful of beer.

"Aha! It seems you still have some wisdom."

Lu Ziqiao pointed at Arthur and winked.

"What did he mean?"

Although Penny didn't understand, it didn't stop her from guessing and looking at Arthur.

"Nothing, nothing."

Arthur waved his hands repeatedly, not wanting to explain this to Penny.

"Penny, please stop asking! This is a topic between men. You women, oh, no, it's not that women like Harley don't understand!"

Lu Ziqiao teased.

"Virtue!"

Penny rolled her eyes at the two of them and didn't bother to ask any more questions. She took a sip of wine and continued: "Of course we have to ask the reason. Harry and you both say that feelings come and go quickly. What else can you say about multiplication..."

"Come here with pleasure, return with all pleasure!"

Arthur reminded.

"Yes, yes! That's it!"

Petunia smiled and said: "In short, she has no feelings for that Rose. Rose will go back to where she came from!"

"Do you have Rose's phone number?"

Lu Ziqiao's eyes shone brightly and said: "I remember in the photo, this Qiangzi is very beautiful, and she is also, hehehe..."

"No way?"

Arthur was stunned: "She, she is a lesbian!"

"Innocent!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Arthur on the shoulder and looked at Arthur as if he were a mentally retarded child: "So what about lace? Appearance is justice! And you don't understand her benefits at all, young man~"

"What's the benefit?"

Arthur humbly asked for advice.

"I'll tell you later."

Seeing Petunia looking at him with disdain, Lu Ziqiao said perfunctorily and looked at Petunia with a smile: "Go on."

"Ha! This is the man!"

Penny sneered: "I asked why Zhang Wei is still acting like that. Now it seems that you have already told Zhang Wei this so-called benefit, right?"

"We are all good brothers. We share blessings and hardships together!"

Lu Ziqiao did not deny it, but then thought of something and his eyes lit up: "What does Zhang Wei look like?"

"Haley came out publicly, and he also recovered. Once he heard that Hallie and Rose had broken up, he became delusional again."

Penny complained: "At first I thought Zhang Wei was absolutely infatuated, but now that I think about it, maybe that's not the case at all, but that he wants to do something wrong!"

"Good boy! I saw him right!"

Lu Ziqiao clapped her hands in admiration and said: "Yes, he! It's not in vain that I taught Lu's Spring and Autumn Period to him! Grasp a world tree, what forest doesn't have it? Then what?"

"Then? Of course not!"

Penny laughed and said, "Do you think Harley coming out as gay is a joke? Are you still thinking of buying one and getting one free, or even buying one and getting one non-stop? What a waste! Of course Harley rejected Zhang Wei!"

"Oh, what a pity!"

Lu Ziqiao sighed and said with a sad face: "I originally wanted to observe more and learn from successful experiences!"

"Harry is worthy of Zhang Wei!"

Arthur said enviously.

"Huh? What's going on?"

Lu Ziqiao was shocked.

"In order to compensate Zhang Wei, Ha Li personally helped Zhang Wei pick up girls."

Arthur was possessed by lemon essence and said sourly: "God, Zhang Wei is so lucky, and Harley is so strong!"

"What did you say? Harley is working as a wingman for Zhang Wei?"

Lu Ziqiao glared.

"That's true."

Petunia couldn't help but twitch her mouth when she thought of that scene.

"Wow, they really do exist. They can't be husband and wife as wingmen..."

Lu Ziqiao was a little lost.

"That's it!"

Arthur said with envy: "And Harley is too good at being a wingman! Don't talk about ordinary people, it's you, Zi Qiao, I don't mean anything against you, but I can say with certainty that in front of Harley, you are all It’s rubbish! I really wish Harley could take care of me..."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao's mouth twitched.

This is the first time since he has mastered martial arts that he has been called trash in the professional field of picking up girls. This is simply unbearable!

"That's because you haven't seen my true ability... What did she do that makes you admire so much? Tell me!"

"Zhang Wei refused at first..."

Arthur curled his lips and said: "But then I just couldn't stop! When facing ordinary women, Harley likes to use what you use most often, which is to pat the woman behind the shoulder, and then ask, do you know Zhang Wei? Before the woman turns around, he Stand down and push Zhang Wei over."

"This is very ordinary!"

Lu Ziqiao said unconcernedly.

"And then there's women who seem open to it."

Arthur continued: "Harley would whisper to them, saying that she and Zhang Wei were going to get married, but because Zhang Wei was too strong...she really couldn't bear to break up on his own initiative..."

"puff!"

Lu Ziqiao spit out a mouthful of wine: "She really does this! Is this okay? Even if she is powerful, she can only use this trick! I'm not as good as her!"

"anything else!"

Arthur smiled and said: "When encountering someone who is not interested in Zhang Wei at all, Harley uses provocation. She walks over and deliberately says that the quality of the boys in the bar tonight is really poor. The only one who can barely catch his eye is the melancholy one beside the bar. The handsome guy is Zhang Wei.

Although the woman was not interested, her possessive nature would automatically include Zhang Wei in her hunting range. She said that Zhang Wei had been peeking at her. Hallie pretended to be furious and provocatively said that she would invite him later. , and Zhang Wei would never refuse her invitation, and then the woman was completely fooled and took the initiative to cut her off..."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao was dumbfounded. He was stunned for a while and then murmured: "Mmp! I'm in big trouble now. I've met my opponent..."