An Immortal From Heaven Who Got Banished Into The Mortal World

Chapter 4: Jeep burst 911’s anus

“Fourth brother, are you still feeling ill?” When the three of them heard what Guo Huai said, all of them immediately opened wide their eyes. Those words just now, was it even something that a youngster who dine, wine, whore, gamble and smoke would say?

“Hallucination, this must be a hallucination.” Wang Sheng shook his head, “How about giving Doctor Liu a call? Did he gave fourth brother some hallucinogen or perhaps gave hypnosis treatment to fourth brother. I heard it in the past, those treatment can allow the patient’s body to take a turn for the better for a short period of time.

“My brothers, what I am saying is the truth.” Guo Huai looked at his three brothers and said lightly. “After going through the narrow escape from death this time, I suddenly felt that there could be much more joy in life, for example like going to school and picking up girls.”

“Fourth brother’s illness is really not light. Third brother, make a call, tell that doctor with the surname Liu that if he dared to use hypnotherapy or any hallucinogen on fourth brother, he can prepare to go visit a coffin shop before coming here.” Jia Yuan said ruthlessly.

“My dear brothers, how can you guys not believe me when I’m speaking the truth. I really want to attend school, if not, wouldn’t I disappoint second brother for helping me get the acceptance notification letter.” Guo Huai said loudly, “How about the few of us brothers have a bet on just how long I would be able to attend school for. But also don’t bet too big, just ten million will do. Just nice that I am short of money recently. I mean after all, going to school also requires me to spend money right.”

“Fuck, fourth brother, you are not being serious right.” Wang Sheng said with his eyes open wide, “Bet, I will bet with you! I still don’t believe that a five poison youngster would be able to stay in the kind of place like school for a month, and moreover it is even the city’s famous good school. I don’t believe that that old man Li would let you stay for a month.” (Five poison is referring to dining, whining, whoring, gambling and smoking.)

“I also bet ten million too. If you have no money, I remember that your family’s grandfather have quite a few decent calligraphy and painting, just give me one of them will do when you lose.” Jia Yuan said while smiling.

“I’m not betting. No matter which one of you win or lose, just pass me five million will do, take it as the fee for being the judge.” Li Yao said while smiling.

“Alright, brother Yao, you just prepare to collect the money.” Jia Yuan said loudly, “Fourth brother, don’t say that the few of us brothers take advantage of you! Today brother I bring you to Wucheng’s World to have fun for a bit, so that you won’t get kicked out on the first day you go to school, haha.” After finish talking, the four people rode on Li Yao’s military use Jeep to Wucheng City’s biggest and most luxurious nightclub, Wucheng’s World.

“Bang!” The Jeep stopped as it crashed into a Porsche 911. There wasn’t any problem with the Jeep, which seemed to only have a bit of paint on its front side scraped off. However, as for the Porsche 911, its butt was already mushed beyond recognition.

“Fuck, this is really unlucky. For my Jeep to burst open a Porsche’s anus, my Jeep is so pitiful.” Li Yao got off of the Jeep and took a look at his Jeep as he said heart painfully.

“Fool, are you courting death?! Also, the few other guys inside the Jeep, come out. Don’t tell me you still want to leave after knocking into my car.” A youngster who has his hair dyed into 7 different colors walked out from the Porsche 911 while embracing a little delinquent girl shouted loudly towards Li Yao and the 3 other guys in the Jeep.

“I have strike it rich this time! I can let those people who knocked into brother Ghost’s car compensate for the money of a Porsche 911 and buy a new one for brother Ghost. Then for this Porsche 911, I just have to spend a few tens of thousands and it would be mine already.”  Guo Huai took a look at the youngster and immediately knew what the youngster was thinking about already.

“Brother Ghost? I know who it is already. Hehe, the mortal world is much interesting indeed, there wouldn’t be this kind of interesting things while being an immortal.” Guo Huai searched for brother Ghost’s information in his mind and immediately knew what kind of character brother Ghost was.

“Fourth brother, you are familiar with this place. Who is brother Ghost? Have you heard of him before?” Li Yao stroked on his Jeep as he spoke to Guo Huai without lifting his head up.

“Who cares who he is and what he does. Let’s go and quickly have a drink. After tomorrow, little brother I won’t be able to fool around with you brothers anymore. Since I am a student starting tomorrow, haha.” Guo Huai and the others got off the car and pulled onto Li Yao, walking straightforwardly into Wucheng’s World, not even looking at the little gangster and the little delinquent girl.

“Brother Ghost, your car got knocked. Yeah, I am currently outside of Wucheng’s World, the person who knocked into your car have entered into Wucheng’s World. They have a total of 4 people. I understand. Brother Ghost you can be reassured, before you come, they will definitely not be able to run away.” The little gangster who has a rainbow-colored head talked to the phone while nodding his head.

“Brother Huai, you have come! It’s been some days since I last seen you. I heard that you suffered from some injuries quite a while ago, there isn’t any big hinder anymore is there,” The four people just entered into Wucheng’s World and a middle aged man who wore a big gold necklace walked towards them with a smiling face.

“Brother Dragon, have you missed little brother me? Quickly arrange a big private room for us four brothers. As for arranging what kind of ladies, you should be clear of that right, quickly go.” Guo Huai said with a bad smile on his face. “Fuck heaven, this is what I call living life.”

“Nine Dragon Room have always been preserved for you guys. I will arrange the ladies to your room in a while, 3 ladies for each of you, brother I am thoughtful enough right.” Black Dragon, Wucheng’s World’s boss. It is rumored that he is a character who is able to eat both black and white. To be able to open this kind of entertainment in Wucheng, not a single average person would dare to offend him.

“Fuck, I will put this Black Dragon in order sooner or later.” Just after sitting at Nine Dragon Room, Guo Huai scolded loudly.

“Fourth brother, Black Dragon that person is still okay, he is quite polite when meeting us. What history do you have with him?” Li Yao asked with a smile.

“It’s nothing. Just that I am not comfortable looking at that big gold dog necklace that he wears on his neck.” Guo Huai said with a smile, “Let’s drink first.” How would Li Yao and the others be able to understand? At that moment when they were having a chat with Black Dragon, Guo Huai’s mind reading technique fell onto Black Dragon and immediately knew what Black Dragon was thinking in his mind, “Wucheng’s four pest, fuck sake, never giving money every time they come. Later on I will arrange a few of those ladies who have diseases on them and let all of you catch onto the diseases.”

“Pfff! What kind of wine is this, this is just too unpleasant to drink.” Guo Huai picked up a wine cup and gulped it down in one mouth, then afterwards immediately spitting it out. Unpleasant to drink? How would it not be unpleasant to drink? For heaven’s number 1 wine brewing expert to drink this kind of wine, how would he be able to even taste out the kind of taste he wants.

“Fourth brother, this is the Château Lafite Rothschild that you like the most, what is the matter? After taking a turn around the gates of hell, did your taste buds stopped working properly?” Jia Yuan took a big mouthful of the wine, “It’s not bad, it is real Château Lafite Rothschild. Black Dragon that brat wouldn’t dare to use some fake wine to fool us.”

“You all drink first, I’m going out to make some wine that can be drink.” While saying, Guo Huai walked out of the room without turning his head back at all.

“Sor-sorry sir.” Just after walking out of the room, a shadow immediately bumped into Guo Huai’s body.

“It’s all right, don’t delay young master’s time, quickly go.” Guo Huai extended his hand and pushed the shadow away. He still have to find a quiet place to take out the bit of wine that he have stored on him to drink.

“Guo Huai, it’s you?” A sweet sound rang out beside Guo Huai’s ear. Beautiful woman, an absolutely beautiful woman, with a height of 1.65m, a slim waist, a short dress which reveals that national treasure grade beautiful legs, and the exquisite facial features matching with the perfect body, god is truly biased, everything that a woman can think of, this girl has it at all.

“Youyou, what are you doing here.” Guo Huai immediately recognized this top grade beautiful woman before his eyes. Wucheng No.9 Middle School’s school beauties, his own class’s classmate right before the car incident, the beautiful woman that he did not take down, Youyou. (In the novel, the girl name is 尤悠悠, which is You Youyou. But You Youyou seems awkward, so I just change it to Youyou.”

“Guo Huai, I beg you, please help me, Tu Ba is looking for me, help me please.” As if she had just found her savior, Youyou pulled onto Guo Huai’s hand and said to him.

“Best case scenario is if I can make this scoundrel fight with Tu Ba, then I can take the chance to escape. I am really just too unlucky today.” Guo Huai looked at Youyou and immediately knew this beautiful woman’s thoughts. “To actually think of scheming young master me.”

“Tu Ba is not any good person, but it seems like I am also not any good thing in Youyou classmate’s eyes right. To ask me to help you, aren’t you afraid of young master me taking advantage of you?” While speaking, Guo Huai’s finger was already placed on Youyou’s chin and lifting her chin up.

“Guo Huai, no matter what, we are still classmate right. Just help me this time, Tu Ba is here already.” The corner of Youyou’s eyes saw that a big person with the height of approximately 2m that brought along 3-4 person was talking towards them.

“Come in with me first, I certainly cannot defeat that big person over there.” While talking, Guo Huai pulled Youyou into Nine Dragon Room.

“Fourth brother, you are strong oh! Where did you get this girl from, truly top quality! Let Black Dragon come in, where is the ladies that he said to bring us, I still have not even see a shadow at all.” Jia Yuan said loudly.

“Second brother, settle the problem at hand in a while first instead.” Guo Huai said with a bad smile.

“Bang!”  Nine Dragon Room’s door got kicked open. “Guo Huai, we have always been each minding our own business. Those few days that you have not come to Wucheng’s World, I have never touched your woman at all, so how come you are snatching my woman today?”

“Young master Yao, your Jeep got lighted up by someone.” Black Dragon walk into Nine Dragon Room with a face of helplessness and only after finish speaking then did he realized that the amount of people in Nine Dragon Room today is truly not little.