An Incompetent Explorer Who Failed to Make His High School Debut but Mastered Being a Human Being

Episode 266: Japan's secret weapon(Third Party Perspective)

"Report!! A hole appeared in Harvard Mountain!!"

"Again!? What the hell is going on!!"

 On that day, a certain room in America was in an uproar.

 As was natural. A large hole suddenly appeared in a mountain near Los Angeles, and the topography changed drastically. Luckily, there were no people climbing the mountain due to the flood of monsters, and there were no casualties.

 However, they don't know why such a thing is happening at the moment. Is it an invasion from another country, an invasion by an unknown intelligent life form, or a vicious monster that has come out of a dungeon. There are various speculations such as those, and it's a commotion like scattering spiderlings.

"Incoming call!! SSS-rank explorer, Kaiser-shi, got involved with a Japanese tourist in Destinyland and got into trouble!!"(TN:'Shi' honorific is almost never used outside of the internet, it's a super formal honorific, most similar to sir.)

 A young man who seems to be an underling rushes into the room and brings completely irrelevant information to the leader who is in charge of the place.

"That guy again!! Just because he's strong, he does whatever he wants. Right now, no country has nuclear weapons, and peace is maintained because monsters give no leeway, what would you do if something happened to a Japanese tourist, seriously. If you pay a lot of money, you can cover it up, but it's about time to turn a blind eye to that guy's bad habits with women ... That's fine. That's an issue that can be dealt with later. If you have time to report such nonsense, hurry up and find the cause of this mysterious incident like everyone else!!"

 The leader swears at the report from the young man, remembering Kaiser's misdeeds.

 There is no one in the upper echelons of America who does not know about Kaiser's bad habits with women. He's been repeating the same thing over and over again. Each time, he forces a large amount of money on the other party to keep them silent, but Kaiser's misdeeds are unremarkable.

 However, since he is the strongest explorer in America, even the upper echelons can't say anything strongly. But even so, solving the problem at hand is more important to the leader now than that.

 Therefore, he instructs the reporting man to do the same work as the other members.

"Umm ... Before that, about Kaiser-shi, according to the story, he was instantly defeated by a Japanese tourist on the other side. There was a story at the time that he split the sky and carved a mountain."

"What!? That Kaiser lost!?"

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 The man who came to report hesitates as he continues his report, and the leader shouts out in surprise.

 He's still America's strongest explorer. His personality is shit, but he's certainly a strong man. He won't lose to a casual opponent.

"Is it possible that it's a false alarm?"

"There are many people who have observed it in Destinyland. It's probably true."

"Really ..."

 When he asks the man who came to confirm the report, he is told it's extremely unlikely that the report is false.

 In other words, a Japanese who is stronger than the SSS-rank came to the United States at some point, and they may be subjected to acts of aggression.

 It may be Japan's secret weapon. From the point of view of national defense, it cannot be left unchecked.

"If you say that he cut the sky and punched a hole in the mountain, then there is also the possibility that he can beat that Kaiser. However, since it was just an oral explanation from a while ago, is there any information such as photos and videos?"

 The man who came to report has only reported his testimony without providing any data or evidence for some time. Normally, even if there weren't many people filming the situation, there should always be a few.

 He questions the lack of that data.

"That's ... when one of those Japanese people used magic, the surrounding mobile phones and cameras were also broken, and there is no such data at all."

"Hee. They went that far. However, that's proof that they're doing something wrong if they say they don't want to be photographed with a smartphone or the like. Immediately go to secure those Japanese people. The testimony alone is a little weak, but if the people themselves admit their guilt, it will be fine. What happened to those Japanese people?"

 The leader is annoyed at the reply of the man who reported. However, he quickly changes his mind and decides to catch the suspicious Japanese and make them confess, and asks where they are.

"Apparently, after leaving Destinyland, they headed for the city of Las Vegas."

"I see. You guys should listen carefully, too!! A Japanese group that seems to be the suspect in this case has surfaced. Go secure them now. Everyone get ready now!!"

""Yes.""

 The leader, who knew where they were, immediately gives his support, and his subordinates, with the exception of one, reply and try to move immediately.

"Umm ~ , how will you secure a weapon-like opponent that even Kaiser-shi can't defeat?"

 However, the man who came to report fearfully raises his hand and asks about countermeasures against the enemy, a brutal weapon capable of punching holes in the mountains and splitting the sky.(TN:And aliens.)

""...""

 Silence reigns as everyone present keeps their mouths shut.

"A, anyway, the existence of the country is in danger right now!! We are the people who are in charge of this country's national defense!! I'll ask the neighboring military to secure them right away!!"

""Y, yes, sir!!""

 When the leader breaks the silence and forcibly motivates them, everyone hurriedly replies and heads for Las Vegas.