An Incompetent Explorer Who Failed to Make His High School Debut but Mastered Being a Human Being

Episode 099 True LassBoss!!(TN:Last Boss in Engrish)

 I collapse in front of the treasure chest.

"Well, Onii-chan. I'm sure it's a great jersey."

"Hmm."

 Nanami and Shia stroke my back as I crouch on all fours. But it has the opposite effect, their concern is painful.

 Hmm ... Should I wear it for the time being ...

 I decide to try on the jersey. The jersey is dark blue and has a design like a school-designated jersey with two white lines.

 I'm still wearing a well-known sports maker's jersey, so it's not bad in terms of design, but compared to school-designated jerseys, it's more likely to stand out as an explorer.

 Since it was a big deal, I registered and stored it on the Exchange Ring and changed my clothes.

"Apart from how it looks, it's light and easy to move in, as if I weren't wearing it."

"As expected, amazing magic must have been bestowed!!"

"Maybe."

 I move my body lightly and mutter, in response to Nanami's encouragement.

 I nodded at Nanami and tried to move in combat mode.

 My body moves better than usual, and connected actions are extremely easy to perform. And above all, it doesn't tear even if I equip it. I don't know because I've never equipped Dungeon's armor, but the jersey I always wear and this jersey are fine.(TN:How about all the crap you exploded at the store, huh? Maybe it's not from dungeons ...)

"Fuuu."

 When I moved my body briefly and then returned down to Nanami and the others, a shocked expression floated on Nanami's face.

"What's wrong?"

"Is Onii-chan ... human?"

"Of course. What are you talking about?"

 Nanami is stunned and saying something I don't understand, but what is it?

"No, that's right ... Onee-chan?"

"Probably?"

 Shia, who had the talk turn her way, replied while tilting her head.

 No, just affirm it normally.

"Haa ... whatever, no matter what happens, Onii-chan is my Onii-chan."

"Of course?"

 I don't know what she's been saying from a while ago, but if she's convinced, it's okay.

"Hmm."

 After defeating the boss, the jersey was tested out, while talking, Shia takes out her smartphone, and shows it to me.

 The characters displayed there are 22:00.

"It's bad. I was careless. If we don't go home quickly, my Mom will get angry. Let's hurry and get on the return magic circle."

"Yeees!!" "Hmm."

 We immediately enter the return magic circle and exit the dungeon. From there, Nanami and Shia, who were probably tired, were put on Luck's back and we rushed home.

 Everyone switches clothes in front of the house and enters the house.

-Gogogogogogogogooo

 In front of us was a Prajna, that emitted an aura that made me hear such an onomatopoeia.

"What time do you think it is!!"

""Hiii!!""

 Nanami and I scream together.

 Shia was also surprised and stiffened in place.

"Well ... the camp was planned until today!! Where have you been walking around!!"

""I'm sorry!!""

 Nanami and I bow to our mother in tears.

 When my Mom gets angry, she gets angry like a raging flame.

"Especially Fuhito!! You are an older brother, and you are the one who brought the guest. Please manage your time well!!"

"Y, yes, I'm sorry!!"

 My mother directs her anger at me as if she had noticed that I was complaining in my mind.

 Don't make excuses here.

 Yes, my intuition whispers to me. I gracefully bowed my head at a right angle and apologized to my mother. Then my Mom's sermon continued for a while. Shia was rigid from beginning to end.

"Hmm ... anyway, what did you do about dinner?"

"We haven't eaten yet ..."

 I don't know how long she was preaching at us, but when we were finally released, we remembered that we were so absorbed in our adventure that we didn't eat.

 At that moment, a chorus of hungry bellies rang out as our bodies react.

"It can't be helped ... wash your hands right away and come to the living room. I'll prepare it."

"All right."

 As we were embarrassed to look at each other, my mother instructed us to go to the living room and went into the living room.

 After we washed our hands and headed to the living room, a family clay pot was rumbling on the table in the center. The pot contains beef-like meat, shirataki noodles, tofu, green onions, and shiitake mushrooms, and the dark brown soup is boiling.

 This means ...

""SU・KI・YA・KI!?""

 Sukiyaki is one of the dishes we eat at special times.

 I came home this time, and I brought Shia, so my mother probably prepared it because of that.

"Looks delicious."

 Shia also seems to like sukiyaki, and her ahoge was bouncing with tremendous force.

"I prepared it with great pains, but you all didn't come back, really ..."

 Mom grumbles when we see the sukiyaki and our expressions change.

""I am truly very sorry!!""

"It's okay. Eat up quickly. Shia-chan should sit here too."

"Hmm."

 When Nanami and I bowed deeply, my mother with an exasperated face urged us to enjoy the sukiyaki.

 Perhaps because she was using the Black Minotaur Meat that we had picked up in the dungeon and handed over, but we had another helping one after the other due to its deliciousness.