Ancestor, Watch Over Me

Chapter 335: We honor our ancestors with our left hand and throw our ancestors with our right hand

In the yard, the noon wind brought coolness.

Liu Tao made a rich family banquet, warmly entertaining the Yellow-haired Dog Monster and Xiao Jin.

Then, looking at the face of the yellow-haired dog monster, he released the black tiger and let it have a big meal. He ate ten whole roasted cows, and said it was so cool and enjoyable.

The yellow-haired dog was very happy to eat. Liu Tao kept adding wine to it. When he was drunk, he began to talk about some things with his ancestors.

Liu Tao and others listened upright and kept asking questions.

The monster yellow-haired dog answers every question, and at the same time gave advice on the practice of Liu Tao and others.

"You are moving to the mountain realm right now, and you are about to break through to the heavenly realm. You must figure out what kind of celestial and earthly law to condense."

The yellow-haired dog monster said, Liu Tao and the others were shocked and hurriedly bowed their hands for advice.

The yellow-haired dog took a sip of wine and then ate a chicken butt. The big **** under the roof shivered and shrank into a ball.

The yellow-haired dog said in a drunk manner: "Seven God Cultivation Realms, Fish Leap Realm, Dragon Transformation Realm, Bitter Sea Realm, Nine Extreme Realm, Fetter Realm, Mountain Removal Realm, Heaven Realm, Heaven Realm is the last realm of the seven God cultivation realms."

"When you have cultivated to this state, you basically have the power of a god, of course, it's just an analogy."

"So, the heavenly realm is very important, and the core is condensing what kind of dharma."

"Some people’s physiognomy is a sword, some people’s physiology is a flower, and some people’s physiology is a grass, a mountain, an ancient beast, and people’s physiology is a starry sky...the physiognomy is closely related to their own practice. Strong law means strong strength."

Speaking of this, I found that there was no alcohol, and suddenly shouted.

Liu Liuhai was about to get up to move the wine, Cucumber's three-inch eyes rolled and said: "I'm going to move the wine, I'm going to move the wine, you adults continue to talk."

With that, a spring jumped, collapsed, and instantly went to the wine cellar.

The wine in the wine cellar is a hundred-year-old daughter Hong, packed in big wooden barrels with a height of three meters.

Cucumber lifted the sealed lid, then smiled slyly, and dropped a drop of liquid medicine into the wine.

"The diarrhea medicine is matched with the daughter red, the taste is more beautiful."

Then, it got under the barrel, lifted the barrel, and moved quickly.

It is short and only three inches long, so it looks like a wine barrel running from a distance.

It put the wine barrel to the mouth of the monster.

The yellow-haired dog headed into the wine barrel and was bored!

Then he lifted his head and sighed in comfort, shaking his drunken head, and continued to Liu Tao and the others: "You are practicing martial arts, and you are practicing physical power. In the future, you have to think about what kind of method you will condense. Clearly, this determines your future path."

"The road of martial art has long been cut off, and the road of spiritual path is the mainstream of the universe today. By then...you...you...hiccup!"

It collapsed, snored, and became completely drunk.

Cucumber's three-inch eyes flashed with joy, and lurking behind the monster, an invisible pocket was transformed by magic, and it was placed on the monster's ass.

Then he listened carefully on the belly of the eared yellow-haired dog monster. It was a long time before he heard the cooing sound, and suddenly said to himself with surprise on his face: "This dog is really extraordinary, living in Yin and Yang, neither dead nor alive. It takes so long for the diarrhea medicine to react. It seems that I can definitely produce the best aniseed, and I can definitely grow the best melon!"

It squatted behind the monster, eyes widened, staring at the monster's ass, looking very expectant.

At this moment.

Xiao Jin also fell drunk. He was small and had big hands. He was standing on the table when eating. When he was drunk, he fell on a plate.

The black tiger had a surprisingly large amount of food. It was not enough to eat ten roasted whole cows, and ten roasted whole lambs were enough to be full. After a few barrels of wine, he was dimly drunk. He saw a piece of meat on the plate, golden. Yes, so a paw hooked up and lost his mouth.

Xiao Cucumber saw it and exclaimed: "That's Xiaojin, Big Black Tiger, you have eaten it wrong!"

As soon as the voice fell, the black tiger's mouth crackled and the current rushed, it screamed, and Xiaojin spit out again.

Xiaojin's body is very strong, intact, turned over, and went back to sleep, sometimes whispering "Baba, Baba..."

It also looks for Baba in the dream.

Seeing this, the cucumber rolled it up and hung it on the pavilion to let the sun drench its alcohol.

Liu Tao and the others got up and left, talking in another pavilion about the cultivation of the Heavenly Realm that the Yellow Dog Monster mentioned earlier.

"The heavenly realm needs to condense the law, what is the right time for us to condense?!" Liu Dahai asked.

Liu Wuhai drew the dry tobacco pot from his waist, lightly lit a pan of smoke, and smiled: "How about condensing a dry tobacco pot?!"

He has a soft spot for dry tobacco pot.

When I was five years old, I started to learn to smoke dry tobacco. I always feel that when adults smoke dry tobacco, their posture is so handsome and very temperamental.

Therefore, he learned to smoke dry tobacco early, and he often hangs a dry tobacco pouch and a dry tobacco pot around his waist.

Liu Dahai heard Liu Wuhai's words and was not satisfied, and shook his head: "The dry smoke pot is not for me, it's not aggressive enough."

Liu Sanhai smiled and said, "If you want to be domineering, you might as well condense the law into a sword or a knife!"

"In that case, I might as well condense into the ancestor's blood snake gun look, even more domineering!" Liu Dahai replied.

As soon as these words fell, Liu Liuhai's eyes lit up and he was surprised: "I have a great idea!"

"What idea?"

"Say Liu Hai!"

Liu Tao and the others all leaned over and looked at Liu Liuhai with a look of expectation.

Among the few people, Liu Liuhai had the most ideas.

Although most of the time, it's a ghost idea.

Liu Liuhai picked up the teacup, took a sip of the tea, and said, "If we want to condense the law, we must condense the strongest people who can't lose the ancestors. Do you agree with this view?"

"Agree!" Several people replied in unison.

Liu Liuhai continued: "Then, here comes the question, what kind of physiognomy we condense is the strongest!"

Everyone couldn't answer, and kept watching Liu Liuhai.

Liu Liuhai lowered his head and looked at the teacup, and found that the teacup was empty, Liu Wuhai hurriedly poured a cup of tea.

Liu Liuhai ate it in one mouthful and asked, "I will give you a riddle!"

"There is one thing that can be hard or soft. We will use all of them. If we don't have it, our life will be no fun. If we don't have it, we will cut off our children and grandchildren... Guess the answer, the answer is The most suitable thing for us to condense."

Liu Liuhai looked around at everyone.

Liu Erhai chuckled, and replied: "This is still a guess, isn't it that?!"

"Which?!" Liu Liuhai didn't understand.

Liu Erhai snapped his fingers, and a strong wind pierced Liu Liuhai's trousers, squeezing his eyes, "You understand?! That's it!"

Everyone woke up and laughed.

When the wind blew, Liu Liuhai felt cold, and suddenly he clapped his palms fiercely with anger, and cursed: "The dirty people will want to go there."

"Have you ever seen someone condense the Fa-xiang into that thing?!"

Liu Erhai blushed with shame.

Yuelao has been working for a long time, and he thinks too deeply about family planning. He always thinks about that. He is so tired!

At this time, Liu Liuhai saw Liu Tianhe muttering, so his eyes lit up and asked: "Tianhe, do you have other answers."

Liu Tianhe replied: "This thing can be hard or soft. We will use all of them. If we don't have it, our life will be no fun. If we don't have it, we will cut off our children and grandchildren... I guess, you say The remains of the ancestors!"

"Snapped!"

Liu Liuhai snapped his fingers excitedly, stood up, and said loudly, "Right!"

"The body of the ancestor, isn’t it hard or soft? All of us will use it. If we don’t have the body of the ancestor, will we die soon? Wouldn’t the Liu family perish soon? Is it to cut off children and grandchildren?!"

After hearing this, everyone suddenly realized.

Then his eyes lit up and he said excitedly: "Liu Hai, do you mean that we condense the heaven and earth into the ancestors?!"

"Yes, that's what it means!"

Liu Liuhai said loudly.

Everyone rubbed their hands excitedly, thinking that Liu Liuhai's idea was perfect.

"No matter how sharp a sword is, it can't cut the skin of the ancestor, no matter how tough the mountain is, it will still be wiped out with a light smash from the ancestor, no matter how big the universe is ~ www.ltnovel.com~ we throw the ancestor out, everything All belong to nothingness, so the strongest is the ancestor."

"The idea is clear!"

"Our Dharma, just like our ancestors to condense!"

It was such a happy decision!

In the pavilion, Liu Tao and others laughed and laughed, very festive.

Because they finally found the direction of cultivation.

The road to invincibility is here!

"No matter what other people's avenue is, we, Liu Jiaerlang, only practice two Dao!" Liu Tao concluded, "One is the way of filial piety, and the other is the way of ancestors!"

"We honour our ancestors with our left hand, and throw with our right hand... uh... we learn from our ancestors, with both ends developed, two-pronged approach, the world is invincible!"

  

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