Ancestral local tyrant system

As Yenching University and Qingbei University released news one after another, other schools were not to be outdone. Almost all 211 and 985 universities across the country sent out invitations to Fang Jueyu.

But this is not over yet. In addition to those famous schools, other schools have also come to enjoy a wave of enthusiasm. After all, it will soon be the new year’s college entrance examination, and it is about to start robbing students, just taking advantage of this time to give their own school Play a wave of advertising.

It seems that inviting Fang Jueyu has become a trend and fashion in colleges and universities across the country. If you don't invite him, you will not be able to keep up with the trend.

As for Jiangnan University, he directly responded domineeringly with a message that Fang Jueyu is an outstanding student they cultivated independently. Even if he is named, he must be named under the name of Jiangnan University. Let other schools take their numbers and queue up to the back!

As the party concerned, Fang Jueyu saw this farce-like snatching battle, and he could only laugh at it. How could he suddenly become the favorite of universities across the country?

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At the same time, in the office building of the Weibo head office, a group of staff members are also eating today’s melons. Compared with those in the entertainment industry, the things in the academic circle seem to be more interesting and more imposing. It's magnificent.

Although an entertainment star is very popular and has a large number of fans to maintain its popularity, how many celebrities can a university cultivate and how much indirect influence do those celebrities have?The influence of any school cannot be ignored.

All of a sudden, hundreds of universities posted such news. Could it not surprise the public?

"Hahaha, since Dean Fang became famous, our company's profitability seems to be getting better and better."

"Yes, the recent advertising section is very full. This year's revenue is estimated to be at least 30% higher than last year."

"You said that we should add some titles to Dean Fang? I think the title of Dean of Shuguang Mental Hospital is no longer worthy of him."

"What do you want to write? Fang Jueyu Shuguang Mental Hospital, president of the World Network Information Security Competition ranking first, the world's richest man, my country's famous biologists, medical scientists, mathematicians, astronomers, physicists... .."

"Hahaha, it's too long, too long. Weibo authentication is just a little bit. If you write all of it, the space is not enough!"

"Hahaha, I also think, I think it's time for us to change the section settings of the homepage. If Dean Fang is not satisfied that day, what should I do if we buy it?"

"That's not very good. According to his method, if we become employees under him, our income will increase by at least a few percent!"

"Yes, yes! What you said makes sense hahaha!"

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"Hey! Stop talking nonsense, come and see, there is something exciting again!" When the employees were chatting happily, the staff in charge of the Weibo certification audit began to shout.

"What's wrong? Is there another melon to eat?"

"Go and take a look!"

"Look! Since just now, several well-known foreign universities have registered our Weibo accounts!"

"Really?" Everyone gathered around curiously. Almost all Huaxia universities have their own official Weibo. They are very clear, but Weibo is almost only popular and popular in China. In foreign countries, it is still The popularity of these things on Facebook YouTube is relatively high.

"Look, ten minutes after the hot search on the official statement of Yenching University, Cambridge University, University of California, Yale University, Oxford University, Massachusetts Institute of Technology have all registered official Weibo accounts."

"Ding!" At this moment, another university application was ejected.

"Damn, even Harvard has come out to apply for official certification, what is it for?"

"I see, they came to our China to grab people!"

"Fuck, is Dean Fang so popular now? Universities all over the world have come to grab people? The top schools in the world have all jumped out. Is this going to be a battle of 100 schools?"

"No! Dean Fang must not be poached by other schools. We can't just watch him go to MIT and Harvard to become a professor. Such talents must stay in China."

"What can I do? We are a group of part-time workers. All the procedures and certificates are complete. Can we still not give them certification?"

"Hey, that's what I said!"

"Cut, what are you afraid of? Do you think someone like Dean Fang dug away?" An employee laughed, "What is missing for someone like Dean Fang?"

Everyone was stunned. That's right. Those schools who came to dig people were nothing more than how much money they were given and what policies they were given to treat them, but are these things attractive to Jueyu?Not at all!It's better to promise him a few beauties.

With that said, everyone immediately put down their guard, as long as Fang Jueyu wants to stay in China, there is no condition that can make him shake.

Judging from his previous performance and his assistance to CN during the exchange rate war, it can also be seen that he is a patriotic person. How could such a person be poached by such conditions?

Soon, all the school certifications were passed, and the old employees handed over the rest of the work to some new employees and interns, and then sat down in front of a computer with a chair.

Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Dear Mr. Fang Jueyu, our school sincerely invites you to be a guest professor and is willing to solve the nationality problem for you. We will guarantee to grant you the title of academician of the American National Academy of Sciences within two years, and it will be equipped with high-end residences and vehicles. I hope you will consider carefully. waiting for your reply!@.

"It's starting!" The employees shouted excitedly.

Originally, it was only Chinese college gods fighting, and now even foreign schools have joined in. For a while, this battle of grabbing people has become more and more chaotic.

Yale University, Stanford University, Oxford University, etc. have also issued invitations one after another. The conditions offered are more generous. It seems that they know that Fang Jueyu is not interested in money, so they did not withdraw money at all. All the conditions are in policy.

"Leave Harvard has nothing to say!" There are many lists for the rankings of world universities. In some lists, Harvard University is not ranked first, but for Chinese people, Harvard University is definitely the most familiar one. , How sincere are they?

Finally, under the much-anticipated waiting, Harvard University finally issued an official message, but their style of painting is completely different from other schools.

Harvard University official: Mr. Fang Jueyu, please, come to Harvard as a professor!@.

"Hahaha! Talent! This official Weibo was made by a netizen who turned into a spy and went to Harvard University, right?"

"Too humble, hahaha, this tone is like a brother!"

"Hey, you are a world-class institution of higher learning, can you be a bit stubborn hahaha!"

I don't know if I know the hobbies of Huaxia people. The effect of this announcement is surprisingly good, and it was actually topped by hot searches!

The UC president looked at the news and nodded in satisfaction: "Well, it's a talent. Help me find out whose idea this is, and send him an offer. If you like, I will come directly to the advertising department as the director tomorrow! "

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