Chapter 0048: National Military Attention! Immediately disguise the official account as an ordinary farmer!!!
“So… The comrades of the border guards used more efficient [agricultural mecha] to farm and grow vegetables… Isn’t that a very reasonable thing?
”
When Chu Yun said this.
Calm and unhurried.
It is as natural as saying again, “Peel bananas first”, the wind is light, as if common sense.
It’s like…
Instead, he asked General Mike in surprise: “Isn’t it common sense to use mecha to cultivate land?” Won’t put won’t be! No, you don’t even know this common sense!
”
This playful attitude!
Let the green tendons on General Mack’s head close to bursting!
But it triggered a burst of praise from Longguo netizens in the online live broadcast room!!!
Everyone issued a barrage in support of Director Chu Yun: “Hahaha! What Director Chu Yun said was really reasonable! I really am…
I’m really convinced! yes…”
A regiment of border guards, the soldiers and civilians in it combined, nearly a million people! Don’t these people usually eat or drink, don’t they have to stay? Large legions like this…
It is normal to purchase some equipment on the network~
“That’s right, that’s right… Burst……
You really don’t have to be nervous! In fact, Director Chu Yun really didn’t lie to you… In the army of the Dragon Kingdom, in fact, it is really normal to farm your own land, raise pigs, and cook, so that you can save the expenses of the army, and come to grow your own vegetables, eat them yourself, and rest assured!
Hahahahaha… General Mike must not have thought of it… Our Dragon Kingdom army has been a tradition of self-sufficiency since ancient times!
”
“Director Chu Yun is right… The people of the Dragon Kingdom are farming maniacs in their bones! Not to mention that my dad always likes to carve out a piece of land wherever he goes…
Even if I’ve never farmed… In online games, I always like to play with fields! Even in order to collect vegetables regularly…
There is also a special alarm clock! Hahaha… Please call me Cyber Farmer!
”
“That’s right… Everyone in the Dragon Kingdom is a master who likes to farm! Not to mention growing vegetables with mecha in the army…
You need to know! We grow vegetables in the Dragon Kingdom to outer space… Plant it inside our space station!
I still remember… After the study of the lunar soil brought back by Chang’e-2, it was said that the lunar soil could not grow crops, and many people were sad and ruined at that time haha! ”
“Look at General Mack’s expression… That’s really the funniest expression I’ve ever seen today! He definitely didn’t expect it…
This time, Director Chu Yun didn’t make up at all! Directly calmly said a fact… That’s right, haha, doesn’t the army need to eat?
Doesn’t the army need to farm? Then the result is obvious… Where do you need to farm…
Where do you need [Rice Planting Agricultural Mecha] (manual dog head)”
Just like what netizens see.
This time……
General Mike was really angry!
He would have done it all… Chu Yun will be all kinds of whimsical and nonsense preparations again…
And has been attentively prepared to find flaws in the answer.
But!
He never expected it!
This time, Chu Yun didn’t go around the corner at all, and he didn’t look for a reason…
Just go straight up – “Military land also needs to be farmed!” Isn’t it normal to use agricultural mech species? ”
This……
At this moment, he had nothing to say at all! I thought I could disrupt Chu Yun’s rhythm… But I didn’t expect to disrupt my rhythm!
Time……
The panicked General Mike was a little incoherent: “What is this!? This…… Is it normal for the army to grow vegetables? Is your military life in the Dragon Kingdom so rich? ”
“But… Fak!
That’s not the point at all, okay? MR Chu Yun!!! You wouldn’t think we’d believe what you said, would you?
You wouldn’t really think… We will believe what you said [the border guards buy mecha and go back… Just to grow vegetables!?
”
Facing the panicked General Mack.
Chu Yun didn’t have any panic.
Instead, he took out his phone unhurriedly… Slowly said: “Just like I said before… The Dragon Kingdom and the American Country are different…
It is not as good as the natural plains of the United States, and it has unique cultivation conditions. So…… Our legions on the periphery… Of course, you have to grow your own vegetables to ensure self-sufficiency…××.”
“It doesn’t matter if you believe it or not, it just so happens that I have a video taken on my phone when I went to the military district some time ago… Show you the land planted by our soldiers, which is no worse than that planted by professional farmers! ”
Say it.
Chu Yun pressed a few buttons to project the mobile phone screen onto the big screen.
Sure enough, they were all random shots.
But……
What appears in the video are all grain fields planned by the army, and countless soldiers are shuttling among them, busy…
Some are responsible for sowing seedlings, some are responsible for picking, some are responsible for watering…
It looks like it’s an agricultural skills race! But……
This short video has also confirmed what Chu Yun said, the army of the Dragon Kingdom does indeed have its own fields, and even pig farms! Farming is not unusual!
However……
That’s not what General Mike wants to say at all!!! His angry beard is straight!
Pulling his throat, he yelled, “WTF!!! Chu Yun!!! Are you kidding me? ”
[I’m not suspecting that your army will grow vegetables… It’s a matter of doubting that you will use mechs to grow vegetables!!! 】
“Mecha! Mecha!!! The point is whether the mecha is good!!! Who cares if you farm or not!!! ”
Poof——
Poofhahaha!!!
General Mack’s hysterical reaction… It directly provoked the laughter at the United Nations Conference!!!
The effect of this show… It’s hilarious!
Director Chu Yun pretended to be confused this wave… It really teased General Mack!
Especially when General Mike roared out “Mecha!” Mecha!!! The point is whether the mecha is good! ”
Time……
These representatives of various countries present here really couldn’t hold back: “Hahahaha… It’s really going to make me laugh to death today! I really don’t know if Director Chu Yun did it intentionally or on purpose…
Unexpectedly, he directly showed General Mike a video of army soldiers planting vegetables on the big screen! Hahahahaha… I feel like this is deliberately playing the fool!
Director Chu Yun is so smart, doesn’t he know that Mike cares about the problem of that mecha? ”
“There is an old saying in the Dragon Kingdom… It’s called rare confusion! I didn’t understand before…
Now I understand! Pretend to be confused when necessary… It’s much better than being sober!
Today……
I have to admire the wisdom of the people of the Dragon Kingdom… The crystallization of their 5,000-year-old cultural precipitation… It’s really not comparable to a country like ours that has no historical heritage!
Dragon Kingdom culture… Profound!!! ”
“It’s really… One sentence can turn the tide of the war!!! Originally……
I’ve always been worried, worried that Director Chu Yun really can’t find a reason this time, and can’t make it up… But I didn’t expect that I was too young! Director Chu Yun just used the fact that a fact exists…
Just avoid the use of this mecha! Even took back the initiative! ”
“Hahahaha… Brilliant!
This trick is really clever! Anyway, Director Chu Yun has already taken out the video real hammer – the army of the Dragon Kingdom, especially the border guards… It really needs to be farmed!
So……
Since there is such a need… In order to improve planting efficiency, increase harvest… Isn’t it reasonable to buy a [Rice Transplanting Agricultural Mecha]?
Totally reasonable! ”
“Kill me… Director Chu Yun’s wave has already killed General Mike, who has just come back to life… He has managed to steer this matter into an unprovable territory.
Well, on the premise that it is impossible to prove how exactly the purchased armor will be used… All the accusations made by the United States are invalid! ”
Everyone was impressed by Chu Yun’s wisdom!
It is worthy of being the head of defense of the Dragon Kingdom for so many years… There’s something in my belly!
In the face of General Mack’s hysterical question…
Chu Yun said another word that made Mike break his defense.
“Oh, I’m sorry Mr. Mack, I didn’t understand your appeal. I thought…… You wanted to see the life of our Dragon Kingdom army farming, but you didn’t expect that all you wanted to see was a video of this agricultural mecha used to farm.
”
“I’m afraid… I can’t satisfy you anymore. ”
Director Chu Yun spread his hands and said with a smile: “Because… That mech is still in Lin Xian’s agricultural machinery factory… It has not yet been delivered to our border military district, naturally we will not be able to use this mecha to plant seedlings and plow the land for you…
”
“I’ll remember it, though. When I return home… I will make a special trip to the border military district.
When the time comes… I will definitely record this mech prototype planting seedlings in the field to show you! After you go back…
Just keep an eye on your email. ”
Hahahahaha!!! Hahahahaha!!! Hahahahahaha!!!
Chu Yun’s humorous words caused the audience to laugh wildly.
Continuously teased, humiliated!
General Mack’s face had turned green at this time!!!
It’s a shame…
The people of the Dragon Kingdom are really too cunning!!!
I didn’t expect to get such solid evidence… But they still fooled it!!!
But.
General Mike squinted his eyes and looked at the picture broadcast on the big screen behind him.
Lin Xian was communicating with the barrage in the live broadcast room.
But General Mike remembered what Lin Xian had just said… Just Lin Xian’s promise!
After selling this prototype… He will also put on the shelves 1,000 pre-sale places for [Rice Transplanting Agricultural Mecha – Mass Production Machine].
Pre-sale this kind of thing…
It is very common in all walks of life.
In fact, the delivery time is a little late… Everything else is no different from normal shopping.
So……
General Mike narrowed his eyes and clenched his fists… I thought, “These 1,000 pre-sale places… I believe that the other legions of the Dragon Kingdom military…
It will definitely be crazy too! ”
“After all… I understand things too well in the army, all branches of the armed forces, all military districts are competitive! Other military districts saw that the border guards grabbed the prototype…
The heart must have died in a hurry! Just waiting to grab the mass production machine that will be pre-sold later…”
“So… Hehe
Mike smiled darkly.
He had already envisioned it…
When Lin Xian puts on the shelves of [Rice Transplanting Agricultural Mecha – Mass Production Machine], there will definitely be many, many military accounts of the Dragon Kingdom snapping up!
These can be viewed in the purchase history! So…… He could then question Chu Yun
Border defense military mecha farming, self-sufficiency is understandable.
After all, the garrison environment of the border troops is really worse… There is no suitable arable land… Therefore, it is barely clear to use [rice transplanting type agricultural mecha – mass production machine] to farm…
But!!!
Other normal military branches will not still use mecha to farm, right!? In addition to the border guards
The other military branches of the Dragon Kingdom are stationed in the plains!
Just when Lin Xian released the mecha… The representative of the Dragon Kingdom also admitted. It is said that this mech is not made for the plain area, but for the mountainous and hilly area!
Other words……
The Dragon Kingdom side has already admitted
Planting agricultural mechs are not suitable for agricultural activities in plain areas! Therefore……
Under this premise!
[If you are in the list of 1,000 mass production machines pre-sold to buy… Other Dragon Kingdom military institutions have appeared! Such as the army, the rocket army, the field brigade, and so on…
That would be equivalent to what the Dragon Kingdom said contradicted itself! Myself
Punch yourself in the face! 】
So……
General Mike straightened up again! Keep an eye on the big screen! He just waited for that moment…
When the major military regions of the Dragon Kingdom began to frantically buy [Rice Planting Agricultural Mecha – Mass Production Machine]…
It is that the Dragon Kingdom fell into the trap, and he was the eagle of Millikian… When they are strangled!!!
Chu Yun’s side.
Naturally, the same problem as Mike came to mind.
Just……
The [real-name purchase] of the border guards of the Dragon Kingdom has already pitted itself in a wave…
Would he allow this to happen a second time!? Would he have fallen twice in the same place!?
It is necessary to prepare in advance and warn the wooden pimples of those military districts in advance! thereupon
He quickly called his secretary and whispered in his ear, “Now… Immediately give an order to the generals of those military districts——”
“For a while, if you want to snap up Lin Xian’s pre-sold mecha, you can… But!!! You must empty your official account! Official certification removed! And then…… Post some posed videos… Disguise yourself as a real farmer! ”
The secretary listened to it and instantly understood what Director Chu Yun meant!
“Director Chu! You really killed three birds with one stone. ”
“And let our legion of the Dragon Kingdom justifiably snap up mecha… And because the official certification was removed, it could not be found on the American side… At the same time, letting these military accounts pretend to be farmers increases the credibility of our statements!
”
Chu Yun smiled when he heard this.
It’s not just a three-pronged triple: “yes… I just want these military accounts to disguise themselves as farmers to snap up mecha! ”
“Next… I have to test the acting skills of these comrades of the military region…”
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