Chapter 0062: The Second Uncle of the Village Head Drinks the [Gene Potion]! Chu Yun’s mentality collapsed!!!!
“Judging by the name of a thing…”Is there a wife in the wife’s cake?”
“Is there any fish in the shredded fish?”
“Does the couple’s lung film have anything to do with couples?”
“What is the connection between the braised lion’s head and the lion?”
“Isn’t there really a horse pulling in a BMW, is it? Can you still ride a big tiger in a Land Rover? ”
“So say… Since the name of the item does not have much to do with the actual meaning… Then – [Agricultural Gene Potion]…
And why does it have to be related to [genes]? It’s just a gimmick! ”
Chu Yun’s wonderful logical reasoning!!! Directly let the barrage in the webcast room explode.
“Oh my God!!! Oh my God!!! This logic…
This rigorous thinking reasoning… I was amazed!!! This. Is this really god-level logic that the human brain can design!?
I was literally on my knees and fell to the ground in admiration!!! Director Chu Yun… You are YYDS!
You are the eternal God!!! ”
“What is PUBG… What is a Jedi turnover!!! Today’s wonderful reasoning by Director Chu Yun…
I think it can go down in history! Become a model for countless people to look up to!!! It’s wonderful…
It’s really wonderful! I dare say… The logical reasoning that was like a fallacy just now…
It’s really better than all the movies and novels I’ve seen! ”
“This Nima… It really makes sense! TMD is amazing!
I can’t believe it…… What is Director Chu Yun’s brain made of! How can you make up such a perfect, reasonable, and irrefutable reason!!!
Oh, yes……
Since there is no wife in the wife’s pie, BMW cars have nothing to do with horses… Then why the word [gene] in [gene potion]… It must be the genetic modification of the Eight Classics!?
”
“Hahahahaha… Look at General Mack’s expression! His expression now…
It’s as uncomfortable as eating! You can see it… General Mike has not recovered from the shock until now!!!
Hahaha… His 17 CPU was as if it had been burned out… I don’t understand where I came from and how I got into this trap!
”
“Director Chu Yun’s ability to make up nonsense… It’s simply at the pinnacle!!! Seriously…
I just reacted to it myself for a long time!!! I even feel from the bottom of my heart… What Director Chu Yun said is very reasonable!
Hahahaha… General Mike must hate Chu Yun at this time! Clearly……
Just now I was one step away from calling the “ban” and crimes against humanity to my face… That’s good! Directly cleared by Chu Yun at once!!!
”
……
A few joys, a few sorrows!
At this moment, the netizens of the Dragon Country on the Internet laughed together…
And General Mike, who just had the victory in hand, was full of spirit… At this time, it is like a frosty eggplant! Standing in the cold wind…
Shocked to the point of immobilization!
His brain really can’t get around! Finally……
What just happened!!!
Why is it just a few questions that have been answered quickly…[The position and initiative are directly reversed!?] 】
It is clear that he is the one who asks Xingshi about sin… There is no doubt that the Dragon Kingdom is conducting research on genetic weapons!
But…… But!!!
After Chu Yun’s brainwashing Q&A just now…
Now even Mike himself thinks [makes sense]!!! Be…… Oh, yes! That’s right…
Since BMW cars have nothing to do with horses, Land Rover cars have nothing to do with tigers, and Buddha jumping over walls has nothing to do with Buddha…
So!
Why does the gene potion have to be related to real genes!?
“Nope!!! No way!!! ”
General Mike instantly sobered up!!!
How…… How can you fall into the trap of the enemy!
This is complete nonsense, nonsense!!! Nonsense!!!
“Fak!!! You almost wrapped me in!!! ”
General Mike roared, “Do you really think I’ll believe your nonsense!?” Good…… Then you tell me!!! Since…… This [gene potion] has nothing to do with genes… So! What is the so-called can strengthen the physique!? ”
“Answer me, Chu Yun!!! The fact that gene potions can strengthen physical fitness… But Lin Xian repeatedly confirmed it in the live broadcast room!
If, according to you… This bottle of gene potion has nothing to do with genes at all, it is simply a gimmick…”
“Then why would Lin Xian say that he has the function of strengthening his physique? You two are simply contradictory, right!!! ”
However……
When everyone thought that Chu Yun was speechless.
Chu Yun was still smiling lightly… There was not the slightest panic!
Because……
The answer to all this, all the ideas to refute rumors… He had already thought clearly in the time he had just delayed!
Anyway……
Lin Xian is now in the Dragon Kingdom! It is across a large ocean from here… Far away!
Therefore!
What is the situation of the gene potion over there, what is its composition, and even what is the effect…
[Isn’t it all dead without proof!?] 】
After all, they couldn’t catch Lin Xian here in an instant, and then test the potion or something…
So!
Chu Yun, he only needs to make up as much as he wants, and infinitely shrink the effect of the gene potion!
Anyway, there is no proof of death, you can’t see or touch it here… They don’t know exactly what effect the gene potion is…
Can the other party still come up with evidence and confront himself!? Figured this out… Chu Yun naturally did not hesitate!
Immediately replied.
“Hey…
Mr. Mack, what are you asking me to say about you? You are also from science and engineering, and you should understand a chemical concept very well [define the toxicity without talking about the dose… It’s just a hooligan!
】…… This concept is also applicable on this occasion today. ”
“You think seriously with your head! The price of this small bottle of potion is only 20 yuan!!! What is the concept of 20 bucks, do you know?
Probably can’t even buy two hamburgers… Can’t even afford a plate of stir-fry… Holding on to death is just a bowl of noodles, or a plate of dumplings…
”
“You really get what you pay for, shouldn’t you really think…[20 yuan can buy the world’s most advanced genetic weapon, and you can directly strengthen into the Hulk, Super Saiyan, Ultraman that exaggerated degree with a sip?]
Speaking of which.
Chu Yun himself couldn’t help but be amused… Because it’s ridiculous!
It’s as ridiculous as the nightmare he just had of “Super Saiyan hoe + three-stage transformation”…
“So… The strengthening effect mentioned in Lin Xian’s mouth is not as exaggerated as you think! ”
Chu Yun spread his hands very casually, and the more he spoke, the smoother his mouth became, and the more he made up: “It’s still that sentence… This thing sells for 20 bucks… So he has a [weak enhancement] effect of 20 yuan at most.
“Maybe at most, it’s recovery point? Or moisturize the throat? Replenish electrolytes and the like…
This low price! It is destined to not be a super black technology product!!! ”
As it is called…
Wake up the dreamer in one word!
Director Chu Yun’s words… Directly let the representatives of various countries on the scene have an epiphany!
The fog and worries in my heart dissipated in an instant! Without psychological pressure…
They all started smiling at each other and talking to each other, “Think about it… Maybe we’re too nervous! Mr. Chu Yun of the Dragon Kingdom was right…
Now we’re just getting too tight… As soon as I hear the words [genetic] ah, [strengthened] ah… Just think about what kind of genetic weapons, modified people, new humans and other weird aspects…
In fact, how can it be so exaggerated! ”
“yes, yes… Just as Director Chu Yun said… The price of this thing is less than 20 yuan…
Don’t!
Drink a bottle of this… Can you also transform into a Super Saiyan!? Hahahahaha…
It’s kind of funny when I think about it… 20 bucks to become a Super Saiyan… That’s too cheap!
”
“Maybe all of us are intimidated by the Hollywood fantasies in our heads… In fact, to put it bluntly, the essence of this agricultural gene potion… It should be just a bottle of [sports drink]…
Just like Red Bull that everyone often has! Actually, in a sense… Drink a bottle of Red Bull before exercising…
There is indeed a feeling of being strengthened! How much can you run a little faster! ”
“The representative of the Dragon Kingdom is right! We’re really a little too neurotic! Ay. In fact, this is not to blame us…
Who let Lin Xian release the invention of shattering the three views tonight is too much! I can’t even think back… Tonight I have already been invoked by Lin Xian’s invention…
How many times have I been shocked to stand up! But…… Hahahaha, this time the agricultural gene potion must not scare me! ”
“Really… All blame the representative of the United States! Shocked…
I really thought that this [Agricultural Gene Potion] could transform humans into big Hulks! But if you think about it… How is this possible!
This is not a Hollywood movie…[Is it… A farmer drank three bottles of genetic potion, after receiving three fortifications…
Can you really jump into the sky to fight aliens!? 】”
Hahaha…
The audience was filled with hearty and relaxed smiles.
The whole UN-China Conference was a great deal!
A piece of peace and beauty! Now……
After the Director of Defense of the Dragon Kingdom, Chu Yun’s several [Refuting Rumors] everyone also realized…
A small medicine bottle that costs less than 20 yuan… No matter how powerful it is, how powerful can it be?
It’s nothing more than a sports drink! “Whew…
Chu Yun let out a long breath.
I admire my wit and strategy!
“Next…”
“As long as Lin Xian doesn’t make some kind of moth… The matter of this gene potion is over. ”
“Hey, hey… Unexpectedly, this time, it was actually quite relaxed! At least there are no extraneous branches!
”
At this time, Bike…
In Lin Xian’s live broadcast room, countless barrages were urging Lin Xian to actually demonstrate the effect of [Agricultural Gene Potion]!
“Anchor anchor! All your previous products… All have hands-on demo sessions!
That so-called genetic potion that can be enhanced… You’ll definitely show us how to do it yourself, right? ”
“Yes, yes, yes! We also want to see… What does this enhancement mean?
To what extent can it be strengthened? ”
“Hahahaha! You guys actually asked seriously… A small thing that costs less than 20 yuan…
It’s not a loss to collect souvenirs! Do you really want to be strengthened? ”
“I think what Lin Xian said is somewhat exaggerated… What to say can rejuvenate the old farmer with the vitality of his youth… Isn’t this rejuvenation!?
This thing… Can you really buy it for 20 yuan? ”
“Facts speak louder than words! Lin Xian, I beg you! You 897 just figured it out…
Let’s take a look at the actual effect of this [Agricultural Gene Potion]!!! ”
……
Lin Xian, who spoils fans so much, naturally will not refuse the requests of fans.
Not to mention…
The actual demo session was within his plan!
“Well… Next, let’s move on to the actual demonstration! ”
Said.
Lin Xian picked up a bag containing more than a dozen bottles of [Agricultural Gene Potion]… Walk out the door directly with your live phone.
“I’ve already made an appointment with the test subject… He has been waiting for us at the head of the village for a long time! ”
Boom! Suddenly…
It’s like a sixth sense, danger perception, intuition! Chu Yun, who had just relaxed…
Sit upright in an instant!
“What’s wrong, Director Chu?”
The secretary filled the thermos cup with hot water again… Hand it to Chu Yun’s hand.
Chu Yun rubbed his eyes and whispered, “My eyelids keep jumping… I have a sense of foreboding…”
“Haha… You can rest assured, Director Chu! ”
The secretary smiled and comforted: “You also said just now… All this may be that we are too nervous and think too exaggerated…”
“A bottle of potion for 20 bucks… How good can it be? It’s just a few bottles of Red Bull!
”
Talk and laugh.
Lin Xian had already arrived at the head of the village with the live broadcast equipment and a bag of genetic potions.
On the mound there…
There is a squatting old man smoking a dry cigarette!
I saw that he was skinny… As if the wind would fall apart, his tattered clothes flew freely in the air…
You can’t tell it without looking closely… That used to be a vest!
“Ahhh… Lin Xian, here you are. ”
The old man beckoned to Lin Xian and signaled him to come over.
Lin Xian walked over, pointed the camera at the boss, and introduced everyone: “Fans… This is the one we agreed to make today, to drink the [Agricultural Gene Potion]… To show you the [Strengthening] effect…
Uncle Erbao!
“Uncle Erbao… Say hello to everyone too. ”
Uncle Er Bao listened, smiled, and showed a mouthful of scorched yellow teeth.
His trembling hand slammed his pipe on the brick wall beside him
Click!
A little Parkinson’s shaky hand did not hold steady… The dry pipe fell directly!
Lin Xian took the initiative to bend down, helped him pick it up, wiped it and handed it to him.
Only then did Uncle Erbao use his trembling hand to hold the dry pipe into his mouth with difficulty…
Took a puff of dry smoke.
Coughed violently a few times!
Then he said hoarsely and enthusiastically: “Babies… Ahem…”
“You can just call me Second Uncle!”
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