Chapter 0074: Lin Xian Has Finally Converged! He started making scythes! Chu Yun was relieved to shed tears!!!
“After the [Agricultural Gene Potion] is sold on the shelves… We. ”
“There will be the last product to bring tonight [Portable Laser Scythe]!”
?????? Sickle…… Sickle!?
Hearing this name so down-to-earth… Netizens who were shocked by Lin Xian all night today… It’s still a little uncomfortable!
One after another in the live broadcast room, they issued a barrage: “Kama… Sickle!?
My ears didn’t hear me wrong… The Lin Xian who invented mecha, laser drones, genetic potions… He was actually going to make a scythe!?
This scythe… Is it really the sickle of the uncle farmers harvesting wheat in the fields!? Lin Xian, what’s wrong with you, Lin Xian!
Have you been robbed!!! ”
“Ahem… Didn’t you actually find out? Whether it’s the third product, the gene potion, or the fourth product, portable laser…
It’s getting more and more grounded! I think…… That’s not a bad thing!
At least for Director Chu Yun… A sickle that is just a little sharper, there is no pressure on him to explain, and even there is no need to explain at all! ”
“Hahahaha! Look at it this way… Lin Xian may really start [convergence] a little!
After all……
The genetic potion just now almost labeled him a crime against humanity and almost sent him to the International Military Tribunal! In this case… Lin Xian’s wave, Gou Yi wave is also completely understandable!
Again……
Director Chu Yun’s energy on his side has obviously reached its limit…[If Chu Yun doesn’t converge a little more… But no one can keep him!
”
“Portable laser sickle… Hiss!
In fact, just listening to this name is not such a powerful weapon, bah… I’m sorry guys, I already subconsciously think of Lin Xian as an arms dealer in my head! But actually think about it…
Fuqiang Agricultural Machinery Factory as an agricultural machinery factory… Isn’t it quite reasonable to produce some sickles? Lin Xian’s so-called [portable laser sickle]…
It’s nothing more than a little sharper, maybe it can be folded and stored on a smaller area…”
“Hahahaha… Director Chu Yun must be ecstatic in his heart at this moment! After experiencing the ups and downs of the gene potion incident just now…
I think Director Chu Yun’s brain cells have really burned out! And this [portable laser sickle] released by Lin Xian next must be a product that you don’t have to worry about! After all…[It’s just a scythe for harvesting wheat… Can you be perverted to the point of arms? ”
“……”
Netizens guessed right!
When Chu Yun, who was at the United Nations Conference, heard Lin Xian say that the last product to be shipped today was a portable laser sickle…
It was instant total relaxation!
Every cell stretched! A moment of relief!
The smile that relieved the pressure climbed up his face unnaturally: “Great…”
“Lin Xian, he finally knows that he has converged…”
“After all, he said it himself, today’s most heavyweight finale products have been released… The last product to bring should be an impulse of ordinary agricultural tools! You’re right?
”
The secretary who was asked.
This time it was also a rare nod.
Because she also believes…
Since the most heavyweight finale products have been released, let me explain one.
[The last release of this portable laser sickle, its effect in all aspects will definitely not exceed the genetic potion of the finale product! ] 】
After all…… The finale is the finale! Already named is the most heavyweight thing today!
Therefore……
This portable laser sickle is most likely to make up the numbers!
“In my opinion… This portable laser sickle is most likely to make up the numbers. ”
The secretary smiled lightly and said his thoughts: “Actually… The scythe is a thing, its limitations are there, there is no room for upgrades. ”
“Lin Xian, this so-called portable laser sickle… Literally, it is nothing more than a little sharper than a normal sickle, even a little smaller in size and a little more portable… This is the agricultural tools of the Eight Classics, and it has absolutely nothing to do with arms!
”
“So… Director Chu! Congratulations on leaving work early today!
After Lin Xian finished selling the gene potion and brought this portable laser sickle… Our work today is completely over! ”
Finally…… It’s finally time to get off work!
Chu Yun felt that his body that had been tense all this time relaxed… I really tried my best…
Later!
If only the United Nations had to hold such a meeting that needed to explain and refute rumors!
It’s better to let those [Warbreak] bureaus come over… They usually fool people and get used to it.
All sorts of “kelp entangled submarines!” ”
“Haze anti-laser!”
“There are no fourth-generation machines in the Dragon Kingdom!”
“Too advanced, the Dragon Kingdom doesn’t need it for the time being!”
This kind of similar lie really comes out of the mouth! Just as the so-called hearing the Tao has a succession, the art industry has a specialization in the future who loves to come to this place!
I will never set foot in this horrible place again in my life!!! True! At! Be! Weave! No! Under! Go! Finish! Yes!
On the other hand, look at General Mike on the other side.
He just eased up from the qigong video he just saw… Shock!
It’s shocking!!!
Unexpectedly, decades ago, those Dragon Kingdom Qigong masters could already crush large stones with their bare hands…
In this comparison, the old gentleman who drank the gene potion just now… Perhaps it has the strength to interrupt Willow in itself!
But…… But!!!
Nowadays, General Mack’s brain is really like a mush, and he can’t understand what is true and what is false!
The brains are about to burn out!
But…… Years of battlefield experience allowed him to quickly calm down… He analyzed it carefully.
Even though…… This genetic potion is real and can strengthen an ordinary person to the point of breaking Willow with his bare hands…
But it seems…
In the face of modern warfare, modern weapons…[Isn’t it very threatening?] 】
No matter how fast you are, are you fast with a laser gun?
No matter how strong you are, do you have missiles that blow up? No matter how high you jump, is it as high as an airplane?
Think about it… The traditional martial arts of the Dragon Kingdom, the reason why the martial general system has declined…
Isn’t it because modern weapons such as laser guns, mines, aircraft tanks are too strong?
Come to think of it…
General Mike couldn’t help but start to relax…
In fact…… Sure enough, I was too nervous…
The threat of this bottle of genetic potion is actually far inferior to the artificial rain bombs, agricultural mecha, and laser drones in front of it.
To say the only regret…
[That is, Lin Xian was not court-martialed! ] Failed to get rid of this hidden danger! 】
“But… Regret to regret… It doesn’t mean there won’t be a chance in the future!
”
General Mike looked back at Lin Xian, who was live on the big screen…
There is a fire hidden in the eyes! Hehe……
Portable…… Laser…… Sickle?
He didn’t believe that Lin Xian would really make a scythe out!!!
He didn’t believe that Lin Xian could change his evil and return to the right and converge a little!
“Inside Lin Xian’s dictionary… There is no word [convergence] at all! ”
“I’m not going to give up! In the dictionary of the Eagle of Millikian… There is also no word [give up]!
”
“Lin Xian… We’ll see! I will definitely be in the next product…
Grab the handle of your munitions!!! ”
Everyone is looking forward to today’s last product – the portable laser Kamaichi
But until then!
What everyone is most looking forward to… Or the [Agricultural Gene Potion] that will be on the shelves soon!
The strengthening effect of this potion they had also seen from the second uncle, Teacher Ma, before!
Simply tough! After three enhancements, it is comparable to “Super Saiyan”! Everyone held their breath and stared at the little yellow car in the lower right corner of the screen…
It’s imperative!!! Finally…… Lin Xian spoke!!!
“The formula of this gene potion is actually not complicated, and there is no shortage of materials, so everyone does not have to worry about the yield. It’s just that…… The surrounding vial manufacturers I contacted had a daily cap of 2 million vials for the growth line. ”
“So… We can only list 2 million bottles of genetic potions today. But don’t be sad if you can’t grab it…
This gene potion will be sold as a permanent commodity of Captain Fuqiang Farmer, and 2 million bottles will be released on the shelves every day! ”
Talk between words!
The small yellow car in the lower right corner of the screen shakes and pops up a small red 1, which means that there are new products on the shelves!
Sensation for the whole people!!!
“Grab it!”
“Buy, buy, buy!”
“Slow down, slow down!”
“Leave me a single order, a whole people crazy to rob!!!”
The number of 2 million although a lot…
But in the madness of 1.4 billion people! Still sold out in a second! A few joys, a few sorrows!
The barrage in the webcast room exploded instantly!
“Hahahahaha! I grabbed it! I grabbed the agricultural gene potion!
Tonight… I finally grabbed the products of Fuqiang Agricultural Machinery Factory! Although I only grabbed two bottles, there was no way to strengthen it three times and evolved into a complete body!
But two bottles are enough for me!!! That whole body of tendon flesh… A perfect body comparable to that of a fitness trainer…
School flowers are waiting for me! ”
“Wipe!!!
Why didn’t you grab it again!? Is it really nothing to gain tonight!? I even seriously doubt…
Now all the military districts of the Dragon Kingdom are using supercomputers to grab goods! That’s 2 million in inventory… If it weren’t for the powerful computing power of supercomputers…
How could it be sold out in an instant!? ”
“Ahem… I’m sorry guys, it’s not me Versailles, my Internet speed is really fast, and my luck is very good… I grabbed three bottles directly!
Hahahaha… I can perform three enhancements and directly transform into a full body! Dear netizens…
After these three bottles of genetic potion arrived… I’m about to start the Mortal Immortal Cultivation Lineage!!! I also want to take a mechanical ascension!
I’m also going to punch the big willow tree! ”
“Damn it!!! Another fruitless day! Don’t…… Can’t you tentacle monsters slow down and grab the goods!? Give us those slow hands a little way to live!!! Ay…… Even if there are 2 million bottles of genetic potions on the shelves tomorrow… According to this situation, I don’t know if I can grab a bottle in the next month! ”
“Crazy, crazy… Now on salted fish, the price of this gene potion has soared to 20,000 bottles! But…… Even such a high price is still difficult to find!!! Seemingly……
If you want to get something out tonight… Then you can only look forward to the last product with goods – [Portable Laser Scythe]! Although my family does not need to harvest wheat…
But I will definitely buy a handful of collectibles! ”
After 2 million bottles of genetic potion were sold.
All eyes are on today’s last product to carry the laser sickle!
Everyone is looking forward to it…
What kind of product is this?
But thinking that since the finale products have already been sold, so this last product… Surely it won’t be as amazing as before, right?
Ha ha…… At least it won’t be so [frightening]!!! Finally!
In anticipation!
Lin Xian spoke: “Then next… Let’s bring the last product of this evening – [Portable Laser Scythe]! ”
“The sickle, a traditional agricultural tool… In the history of the Dragon Kingdom, it can be said that the history is quite long. The sickle is a farming tool for harvesting crops and cutting grass in rural areas, consisting of blades and wooden handles, generally used to harvest wheat, rice, etc., and is widely used in rural areas.
”
“The shape of the scythe should be familiar to everyone, and the normal rural scythe is far less exaggerated than the scythe of death in the cartoon… It’s just a very simple crescent iron sheet + wooden handle construction. ”
“But… Maybe the classmates living in the city do not know. Harvesting wheat with a sickle is actually a very tiring and painful thing!
Not only do you have to bend over for a long time, but because the sharpness of the scythe is generally not optimistic, you also have to use a lot of force when harvesting the wheat…”
“Not every farmer in every region has access to a large harvester. So……
Many peasants who personally harvested wheat with a sickle fell ill with a very serious back disease or were cut by a sickle… Even if there is no root of the disease, this agricultural activity requires strength and waist strength… It also makes many elderly farmers feel very difficult…
Even to the death! ”
“And my [portable laser sickle] was designed for this purpose-”
It makes it easier and faster for farmers to harvest wheat, and it’s also portable, making it easier to carry! 】
Lin Xian’s words have won the unanimous approval of the majority of farmers! That’s right……
The usual scythe bar… The design is too sharp and it is easy to hurt yourself; It’s not sharp, and you can’t cut the wheat…
Every harvest season, a long period of bending over to cut wheat will indeed hurt the waist and leave the root of the disease.
But……
Just a sickle that increases sharpness and portability… Can it really solve this problem?
When Lin Xian introduced this [portable laser sickle].
Chu Yun also drank the tea in the thermos cup, listening with relish, relaxed and happy.
“Well… Right…”
“Produce some of these sharper, more convenient, more portable agricultural tools… That’s what a farm tool factory should do! ”
Call……
Chu Yun took a sip of tea with satisfaction and comfort, and said gratifyingly: “The agricultural machinery factory must have the appearance of an agricultural machinery factory!” ”
“[Lin Xian, he… Finally, I know that I have converged and embarked on the right path! ”
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