anchor convergence point！The country really can’t make it up

Chapter 0079: 40-meter Long Knife? You call this a melee weapon!? Is there still a royal law!!!

“Don’t bring me a lamp again!”

“You are the lamp! Your whole family is a lamp!!! ”

General Mack’s heaven-shaking roar!

It directly caused the netizens of the Dragon Kingdom in the live broadcast room to burst into laughter: “General Mike collapsed!” His mentality exploded! It’s really laughing at me…

No matter how he roared, how he insisted that this [portable laser sickle] was an arms weapon… But Director Chu Yun just beat to death and didn’t admit it! Just bite to death is the lamp!

And…… Burst!!! Even the words [Sharp Lamp] came out! It can really kill people! ”

“Friends, I really can’t laugh! How did Director Chu Yun hold back his laughter? In the case of human evidence so obvious, and a portable laser sickle cutting wheat like cutting tofu…

He could even say such nonsense as “sharp lamp” in a serious way… I really admire it! This kind of concentration is really not something that ordinary people can control!

Anyway, if it’s me… It must have been a laugh a long time ago! ”

“On – how a serious nonsense! Director Chu Yun simply showed us what it means to open your eyes and say nonsense! Hahahaha. Unexpectedly, our Dragon Kingdom can really have the same rogue day as the United States!

But…… Not every country can play hooligans in the international arena! This is a testament to the strength of our country! ”

“Director Chu Yun YYDS! Hahahahaha… Sharp lamp!!!

I think this sentence can definitely become a sentence recorded in the annals of diplomatic history! It’s amazing! As it is called…

Adapt to all changes with no change! Director Chu Yun just beat to death and didn’t admit that this thing was a lightsaber… Let General Mike say break the sky!

That’s also a lamp! ”

General Mike is really crooked with a crooked beard! Fak!

How can there be such brazen people in the world!

It is obviously a super black technology, alien technology lightsaber weapon!

But opposite this cunning Dragon Countryman! He just had to open his eyes and say nonsense, referring to the deer as a horse! It is said that the shiny lightsaber is a lamp for lighting!

Also TM sharp lamps are ripped out!

[Isn’t this bullying honest people!? 】

Seeing that General Mack’s spirit is about to lose control…

The supreme power of the United States, sitting in the audience, the commander of the United States, once again walked onto the stage and patted General Mack on the shoulder, comforting his old friend: “Calm down… Calm down, old man! Once it’s messed up…

The whole world will watch our American jokes! ”

“But… But!!! ”

General Mack’s expression was very aggrieved! He felt that he was even more resentful than Meng Jiangnu of the Dragon Kingdom!

That is obviously the Light 987 Sword!!! It’s obviously a lightsaber!!!

Even three times five divided by two cut off half an acre of wheat… Like cutting tofu!

This sharpness far exceeds all weapons on Earth… Isn’t it still a lightsaber?

“But that Chu Yun of the Dragon Kingdom has to say that this is a lamp!!! This really me off, Fak! ”

General Mike scolded: “Isn’t this bullying our honest people in the United States!? They have been talking nonsense here… And then instead of letting us buy them in person and try these products, we naturally can’t figure out the details of this thing!

”

“So, isn’t this exactly hooliganism!?”

General Mac was really stunned.

It’s loud!

His voice can be heard throughout the United Nations and Congress Stadium!

“Calm down… Cold calm Mike…”

The Great Commander of the United States gave him a hug, and then patted him on the shoulder and said, “You must not fall into the trap of the Dragon Kingdom!” Seriously, for such a [portable laser scythe] and the dragon kingdom stalemate… It’s a very bad deal

thing.

“If you think about it, even if that Lin Xian is holding a real lightsaber that sharpens iron like mud! But…… So what? ”

“In modern militarized warfare, how many battles require our fighters to fight hand-to-hand? Don’t talk about hand-to-hand combat… When a modern war is fought, basically both sides are aircraft artillery bombing the past first…

When our fighters land… It’s often about picking up the pieces. ”

“So Mike! Calm down! Even if the Dragon Kingdom really mastered the lightsaber technique!

The battlefield now has long been not medieval hand-to-hand combat! Are you really worried that a Dragon Warrior will rush into our camp with a lightsaber and slash down our tanks with a sword? It’s impossible…

Neither our machine guns, nor artillery, nor bombers will allow them to approach, and the era of hand-to-hand combat in close combat is over! ”

The words of the Grand Commander are very reasonable and persuasive.

Soon……

General Mack’s mood also calmed down.

Think about it…

Oh, yes!

In modern warfare, there is still an opportunity for hand-to-hand combat?

Even if there is a encounter between the two squads… That’s also each

Shoot each other behind cover, throw grenades, or call for air support!

How can there still be people like village battles in the Middle Ages… brandish

What about slashing at each other with swords?

So it seems…

Even if you take 10,000 steps back, the [portable radium sickle] in Lin Xian’s hand is really an alien technology that sharpens iron like mud, a lightsaber!

But as long as it is a melee weapon… Under the armament of bullets… It is absolutely impossible for people to rush over with their hands!

Range is both justice!

In modern warfare… Cold weapons like knives, guns and clubs… It was eliminated by history because of the range!

At this point…

It wasn’t just General Mike who calmed down.

Just now those representatives of various countries who were so shocked that they jumped… After hearing the consolation of the commander of the United States…

It was also an instant realization, a daigo empowerment!

Instantly calmed down and breathed a sigh of relief: “We were really nervous just now, and I felt that I suddenly saw the sci-fi technology that only exists in the movie… So some are not calm, some are too sensitive. But actually think about it…

Just now, the analysis of the commander of the United States is very reasonable! Now is not the era of infantry hedging on both sides hundreds of years ago… Both sides are all sorts of guns and tanks…

In this environment, what is the use of a lightsaber for close-range attacks? ”

“I was such a gaffe just now! I admit… Just now, when Lin Xian was demonstrating harvesting wheat with a [portable laser sickle]…

The speed of light cut, the moment the wheat brushes and fell… I was really terrified! I have even thought about the feeling of my upper body and lower body!

But…… If you think about it, this thing is useless on the battlefield at all! ”

“Yes, the speed of evolution of modern warfare is really fast, it is all about aircraft cannons washing the ground first, and then accurately hitting a wave… When the Army really came out, it was already cleaning up the mess. So……

Even if the lightsaber itself is very advanced… But because it is a close-range attack weapon… So in the end, it was eliminated like other knives, guns and sticks.

”

“In this way, Lin Xian really just invented an agricultural tool! After all…… Just like you just analyzed, this kind of close-range attack weapon is not useful on the battlefield at all! ”

“Ahem! So, can we now make up our minds? Since such a close-range attack weapon is useless on the battlefield…

Then it can be said! The [portable laser sickle] developed by Lin Xian… It’s a real agricultural tool!

In addition to its ability to cut wheat in the fields… There is simply no real combat value! Not even a munition!

”

……

Sometimes.

The development of the realistic plot is so outrageous and bloody! Very inexplicable…

The direction of the topic is directly turned in place!

Everyone was scared to pee with this lightsaber before… But in the blink of an eye!

The form is reversed in two stages!

People all over the world have admitted from the bottom of their hearts that the [portable laser sickle] is a farming tool!

It doesn’t matter if it’s a lamp or a lightsaber… Anyway, to put it bluntly!

It’s just that the wheat is cut faster and sharper! You can’t hit a plane, you can’t cut a tank… There is nothing to be afraid of

Target!

The tense atmosphere in the venue gradually returned…

The cheerful and relaxed discussions of the representatives of various countries also became louder, and naturally reached Chu Yun’s ears.

After he heard that all countries in the world, and even the United States itself, believed that the [portable laser sickle] was a “weapon” that had no practicality and was not suitable for modern warfare… Instantly relaxed.

That’s great……

Thank you to the God of the Great Commander of the United States for his assistance… Finally fooled through!

Otherwise, it will be really difficult to end! He looked up…

Accidentally looked at Mike Great! The other party’s eyes are very unfriendly!

Chu Yun’s strong words just now were a little weak… So he quickly went downhill and said haha: “What light bulbs don’t light bulbs, lightsabers don’t lightsaber, in fact, this is not an important thing!” ”

“You see that the commander of your country also said, you are also an expert in military affairs, and naturally you also understand this truth, one in the current era of war has evolved into artillery bombardment and aircraft and missile bombing… Melee weapons are of no use at all. ”

“So… Even if a lightsaber does appear, what is the difference between it and a toy? What country now equips its fighters with such things as knives, guns and sticks?

So……

Your country is really overly nervous! Lin Xian’s invention of the [portable laser sickle]… It’s really just a strange-shaped scythe!

”

Speaking of this, Chu Yun couldn’t help but smile easily.

He suddenly felt that he was really tired, and his brain was not bright… If only I had thought of this earlier… You still need to be so troublesome

Explain?

As long as it can be shown that this thing does not pose a threat to world peace… The United States will naturally not be caught!

Thinking of this, Chu Yun said half-jokingly:

“This scythe is not a 40-meter long knife… Is it really possible to cut your tank from a hundred meters away? Aha…

”

Finish speaking.

Chu Yun himself was amused.

The same amused…

And also

Longguo netizens in the webcast room.

Everyone giggled in the barrage, and the atmosphere was relaxed and happy: “40-meter long knife… Hahahaha, this is all a terrier from many years ago. ”

“That said, in fact, even if the [portable laser sickle] really sharpens iron like mud, what is the use? You can’t go to the battlefield. ”

“At most, it’s just arming the field army… And as long as this thing faces the opponent with a gun, it is fatal! ”

“To put it bluntly, this [portable laser sickle] can only be regarded as a toy? Ah no… Farm tools? ”

“Woo-hoo is really touching!!! Lin Xian, he finally created a decent agricultural instrument! It’s just a big pope!

What a day to celebrate! ”

“Convergence, convergence! As the country wishes… Lin Xian, he finally changed his evil ways, and instead of making weapons, he should be made into agricultural tools!

In the future, such cool agricultural tools will be a little more troublesome… I buy explosive!!! directly ”

……

It’s over.

Chu Yun felt that tonight’s battle was about to end here completely.

Since this lightsaber thing has been fooled over.

And this is the last product that Lin Xian wants to release… So……

“It’s time to get off work!”

Chu Yun happily picked up his thermos cup and was about to leave early!!!

An extremely ominous, extremely terrifying magnetic sound came from the big screen again!

Be…… It’s Lin Xian!

In Chu Yun’s spiritual world at this time… This is the whisper of the devil!!!

He clenched the thermos cup! Don’t dare to look back!!! No, no, no…

Don’t make a difference!!!

I saw that Lin Xian in the live broadcast screen at this time had already walked to a more expansive, even invisible wheat field, and then said with a smile: “Just now in the barrage, a water friend asked… I think the speed of [portable laser sickle] harvesting wheat is still too slow, can it be more efficient. Because the area of their wheat field is relatively large, the cost of renting a large harvester is relatively high…

I want to ask [Portable Laser Scythe] if there is a way to cut the wheat faster.

Lin Xian smiled gently (Chu Yun’s perspective: horror): “Of course you can!” 】

“I designed this portable laser sickle with that in mind. In fact……

If some farmer families have larger fields: Just make the length of the laser beam a little longer… You can harvest the wheat in a large area! More than 100 times more efficient!

”

“It’s like this-”

Say it!

Lin Xian pressed his hand on the body of the [Portable Laser Scythe] again, that is, the object similar to the “ballpoint pen”!

Press the button directly at the bottom! The difference just now is…

Before Lin Xian pressed the button, he just pressed it and got up.

And this time!

But it’s a long press all the time! Suddenly!!! The mutation occurred!!! scold

Fu Qi—

——I saw the blue laser light column that was still stable just now!

Suddenly, a dazzling white light burst out! And then stretch like crazy! Shoot a few tenths of a second into the distance!

The length of the laser light column… It has become 100 meters long! Lin Xian squatted directly in place!

Then hold the “hilt” and rotate it directly 360 degrees in place!!! Sou! Sou! Sou!

A hundred-meter-long blue pillar of light! Sweep directly over a wheat field with a radius of 100 meters! Cut down all the wheat within a radius of 100 meters!

Facets like mirrors…

Qi brushed and fell to the ground…

In this vast green land, a standard round hole was directly “dug”!

Bang

Chu Yun’s deformed thermos cup fell to the ground again…

His eyes widened, looking at the endless ears of wheat that had fallen down… It was as if the walls that fell inside him…

At this moment, he suddenly remembered what he had said only half a minute ago.

“This scythe is not a 40-meter long knife… Is it really possible to cut your tank from a hundred meters away? Aha…

”

“Can you really cut your tank from a hundred meters away?” Ahahaha: “Ahahaha…”

Yes……