Ancient comics walk in the world

Looking at the bee-eater shrouded in light smoke, Yukong fanned the scorched smoke in front of him with his hand

“Hey, you’re actually a capable person? Or mentally capable? However, I said no, it is wrong for you to use your ability to force consumption like this. Even if you succeed, I won’t give you money afterwards.” Hey, hey, are you all right? ”

In the end, the bee eater only heard the phrase “don’t give money afterwards”, and I didn’t know anything. There was only one thought in my mind: Queen Ben planted it this time.

Yukong looked at the unconscious girl in his arms, but fortunately he caught it in time. Otherwise, just this broken physical energy, a fall may “snap” and break. However, how this body develops, too… Ping is poor, thanks to such a good look. Also, it’s so light, it’s not at all comparable to the muscular woman of God Split.

Well, now Yukong has touched the bodies of these two women, and unconsciously compares them. Also, Yukong found that he seemed to have misunderstood this girl.

“Well, Chinese medicine pays attention to looking, smelling, asking, and cutting, and Taoists can see a person’s fortune from their physiognomy. This female resident is still a young girl. ”

Hehe, the matter is known by the old Chinese medicine practitioners in Huaxia or the older generation of Taoists, Yukong actually used his ability in this kind of place, and he must launch a “criticism conference” to capture him back to the mountains for decades of education and then release him. Of course, if Yukong’s unreliable master knew about it, he would definitely sigh “I have my demeanor!” ”

“Oh, trouble, you said that you have nothing to do in the alley, and you are still puffing, it is easy to be misunderstood, okay? It’s okay to use what ability ah, and use such a poor quality remote control, no taste! How good it is for you to change a gossip compass, high taste, high mystery, that thing is not easy to explode. ”

If the bee-eater is sober, it will be opposed. Hehe, you think that it is a person with the same taste as you, a Taoist priest? Gossip compass? What do you think, if I carried a gossip compass with me in a scientifically developed and civilized school city, and took out the gossip compass to point it at each other as soon as I used my superpower, then I would have no face to see! You can all become an Oriental astrologer!

Unfortunately, the bee-eater is in a coma. However, it is also lucky. If she is awake, she must be killed by this popularity, the key superpower does not work for him, and she can’t beat the sports idiot! Otherwise, you have to bite him to death!

In order not to let this bad girl (Yukong thinks so) who came out to wander the alleys in the middle of the night be picked up by the punks on the street, Yukong brought her back home in the traditional Chinese virtue of helping others. How to say that he is also an international friend, and it is necessary to make a good impression on the indigenous people. Unfortunately, he didn’t know that Bee Eater now had someone who hated Mikoto Misaka even more.

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When the consciousness of bee-eating prayer returned, it was already the next morning. The lazy sunlight shone through the gap in the curtains, shining on her blonde hair, reflecting a charming brilliance. Birds outside the window… Well, only sparrows in the school city can happily survive, in the “twitter” noise. Although her cute alarm clock didn’t go off, she woke up. Enjoy the soft and warm bed and quilt, I really don’t want to open my eyes.

With my eyes closed, I stretched lazily, feeling that the new day was so good. Yesterday’s… Well, yesterday? Thinking of this, the bee-eater suddenly froze and opened his shining eyes, yesterday? I seem to have met one of the most hated guys of all time and even drove Mikoto Misaka from the “most hated” throne. Later, I fainted….

Look at the strange ceiling, the strange bed, the strange person in front of you. Where am I? No, strange people! Looking at the teenager who fell asleep on the side, and then looked down at himself, it didn’t matter, his clothes were not taken off … What a ghost!

“Ugh!”

Yukong was woken up by the girl’s screams. Rubbing his eyes, he looked at the star-eyed girl who quickly shrunk into the corner and wrapped herself tightly in a quilt

“Big morning, what’s the noise, you know, I will throw you on the street.” Alas, I’m still too kind. ”

The bee eater looked at the other side who did not change color and said shameless words, and pointed at him with a blushing face. Suddenly, he jumped out of bed, picked up his obvious small bag at the end of the bed, and quickly rummaged through something.

Yukong yawned

“Looking for your remote control? It wasn’t fried last night. If I want to say, you change a prop, such as a gossip compass or something. ”

The bee-eater prayed, “ah” screamed, knowing that the ability did not work, so she could only throw her bag, jump on the bed, and use her feet wrapped in white cobweb stockings, constantly kicking towards Yukong.

However, with the physical strength and strength of her athletic idiot, it is not even a massage. Yukong was kicked for a while, grabbed casually, grabbed the bee-eater and the stocking-clad calf, and knocked her down.

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