Anime: The God of the Snow Underworld Family

At night,

Yukinoshita's house.

The living room is filled with the gentle sound of a TV program.

On the sofa, Kitagawa the cat lazily lies on Yukinoshita's lap.

Needless to say, this is his daily "reward" time.

The dinner was paid by Yukinoshita, and in the maid cafe, seeing Kitagawa eating so happily, Yukinoshita specially added a delicate cake for him.

Kitagawa the cat's paws flexibly operate on the mobile phone screen. Obviously, he is busy sending his latest female photos to the group──cat ear maid.

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[Kofuku]:˚*̥(∗*⁰͈꒨⁰͈)*̥Wow~ cute little Kitagawa, you are wearing women's clothes again! This time it's a cat ear maid! Are you still there now? I'm here to play with you!

Xiaofu excitedly sent the message and then turned to Daikoku and suggested: "Dakoku, let's go to Xiaobeichuan to play!"

But Daikoku shook his head, with a helpless tone: "No! Butler, you are the god of poverty, you can't go out casually. Have you forgotten last time..."

"Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to Takama-ga-hara, the gods there are hiding from me." Xiaofu disagreed.

"That's why, my goddess! Even the gods of Takamagahara are afraid of your bad luck and restrict you from entering Takamagahara, and you still want to..."

Dahei paused and continued:

"Have you forgotten the Great Depression in Japan caused by our wanton fun in the human world? Lord Ebisu, who was in charge of business and wealth during that time, was pissed off by you."

"Dahei, don't play tricks. As my artifact, you also contributed to the economic turmoil at that time." Xiaofu pouted in dissatisfaction, but then said coquettishly, "I'm going to play with Kitagawa for a while, really just for a while!"

"Even for a short while, your existence itself can affect the fortunes around you. If you go to the store where Lord Kitagawa is, the business of that store will be ruined." Dahei firmly opposed.

"Dahei, you like children so much, don't you want to go with me to play with little Kitagawa?"

Dahei was really moved for a moment.

"No."

"No, no. No. Humph!" Xiaofu pouted in anger.

Ding! The phone rang with a notification sound. It was a message from Beichuan.

[Beichuan]: Ah? I'm rich!

Xiaofu glanced at the message and sighed helplessly: "Well, it seems that I can't see the little Beichuan in women's clothes in real life."

...

Tenman Shrine,

The god stared at the phone screen with a strange look on his face.

Meiyu, who was standing by, carefully poured tea for the god. Seeing this, he asked softly: "Mr. Daozhen, why do you look like this?"

"Meiyu, look, the last time the god Beichuan had a hobby of dressing up as a woman..." The god turned the phone screen to Meiyu, with a bit of surprise in his tone.

Meiyu glanced at the screen and was a little surprised. Then she laughed and said, "This hobby is indeed unusual, but Lord Beichuan is quite cute when he dresses up."

The God of Heaven heard this and laughed heartily. He tapped the crown with the court scepter in his hand and joked, "Little Meiyu, do you think so too?"

"It is indeed cute. But, Lord Daozhen, how do you plan to reply to this lord?"

"That's a problem. Otherwise... I'll send a lecherous expression."

As he said this, the God of Heaven placed the court scepter on the table and then skillfully typed in the chat interface of his mobile phone:

[God of Heaven]: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ)! So cute, I want to lick it.

Seeing this, Meiyu's mouth twitched slightly, and she rolled her eyes at the God of Heaven, and gently reproached him: "Daozhen Gong, you are really becoming more and more frivolous. Aren't you afraid of offending this great God?"

The God of Heaven didn't care, and smiled:

"Oh, oh, Meiyu, you don't understand this, this is exactly the way the gods of the new era communicate with each other, you have to keep up with the times."

Ding Dong!

[Beichuan]: (=°Д°=)! Ah? Hehe~ You are worthy of being an old man of the God of Heaven.

"Meiyu, take a look." The God of Heaven proudly raised his mobile phone.

Meiyu was silent.

Am I out of date?

At this time, at Yukinoshita's home.

Kitagawa the cat was lazily shaking its fluffy tail.

The fluffy fur slapped on Yukinoshita's thighs, bringing a subtle itch.

Yukinoshita reached out, grabbed the cat's soft furry tail, and began to stroke it gently.

Because Yukinoshita was sitting high up and Kitagawa was resting comfortably on her thighs, this position allowed Yukinoshita to easily see the content on Kitagawa's phone screen.

She accidentally glimpsed the chat history between Kitagawa and Lord Tenjin.

Note that Yukinoshita saw it accidentally, not intentionally.

Here is the key point, to be tested.

"That message just now... was it sent by God?"

"Yes, what's wrong, Yukino?"

"Oh, nothing... you're really so frivolous."

...

In a residential area full of life.

"Lord Yato, are you really God?"

A woman wearing an old kimono, with a bob and bangs, said doubtfully.

She is the new artifact of Yato.

(According to the time, Banyin only followed Yato for three months, and Banyin resigned when winter was approaching. I'll change the time here.)

"Of course!" Yato stopped flushing the toilet, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and answered proudly.

"I, Yato, am a serious god, one of the eight million gods! Now is not the time to talk about this, Banyin, we have to quickly complete this commission. Those demons and ghosts are restless at night, and we have to find a shrine to stay."

"Yes, yes... Lord Yato." Banyin responded, muttering softly:

A god who doesn't even have a shrine...

"Well, who sent me a message." Yato took out his mobile phone and took a look.

"Fuck!"

"Lord Yato, what's wrong? Did you touch something strange in the toilet?" Banyin guessed with disgust.

"How is it possible! How could I, the great god Yato, touch that kind of thing." Yato quickly denied it and motioned Banyin to continue working, "Banyin, you continue first, I'll take care of something."

After that, Yato lowered his head and began to reply to the message.

[Yato]: Little Kitagawa, how can you, a god, be so miserable! You have to work as a maid to make a living. But it's still pretty cute. Why don't you come to me and I'll take you to eat and drink!

[Kitagawa]: (๑• . •๑) huh? No, I have Yukino to support me, and I just want to experience the maid costume.

[Yadou]: What! What did you say! Say it again! Someone supports you! ?

[Kitagawa]: Well, it's not really supported, right? I paid you!

[Yadou]: Damn, you little white face! Oh no, ahem, little Kitagawa, you have to take care of me when you become rich! Business has been bad recently, sad...

[Kitagawa]: Don't worry, I will definitely call you if there is any commission.

[Yadou]: Okay! I was waiting for you to say this!

After a busy time, Yadou and Banyin successfully completed the cleaning of the bathroom.

"This service is five yuan."

The old lady hunched over, walked unsteadily, smiled and handed over five yuan, saying gratefully: "Thank you so much, God Yato."

Yato responded quickly:

"You're welcome, I'm Yato, the god who comes to serve, 24 hours a day, all year round. If you have any needs or questions next time, please feel free to tell me, I will do my best to serve you!"