Another Life

In the morning I woke up with the sound of a knife, a good rhythm that resonated from the kitchen.

There's no Lana who's supposed to be sleeping next door. Is this Lana or is it some kind of good routine?

Next door, Iris is still sleeping in yodales... but you have such a cute sleeping face, well I'm going to wake up too, because Adele stayed here yesterday so I couldn't, so I'm going to lose my libido and attack Iris if I stay like this.

If you interrupt my sleep, it's bad for Iris.

I thought so. When I got out of the bedroom and looked in the kitchen, Adele was making breakfast. Hey, why! Give me that happy feeling back.

"Good morning, Adele. Where's Lana?

"Ah, good morning, my lord, Lana would have gone to the bath in the morning, how about your lord too? I think we can have breakfast by then."

I want to go, I want to go, but there's something I need to tell Adele, I'm patient here.

"No, why don't we talk a little before then?

"... what's up?

"To be honest, I don't want to question Adele because she's in Lana's body, but there's a possibility of spying in some country, and all I'm saying is whether you tell me to be honest or if it's really a spy or not, it's different, and it would be a waste of time to ask that.

So when I give Adele an order, I give no purpose or explanation. Maybe I'll make you do something that means nothing. Still good?

Well, you can't talk like this in front of Lana.

Adele said, biting her lips and meditating her eyes.

"... that's something I can't help but believe that I didn't expect you to believe it all from the start either."

Liar, you're so sorry right now.

"Thank you, yes. Today, I have to go to Mr. Oyaji and talk to him. And please don't, because I'm not familiar with you."

"... Yes. So, would you like to join us?

"Well, then I'm still familiar with it because of what you've been told."

"So, Master Miyagi, can I ask you a few questions?

"What?"

"Because your hall won't be married?

"Marry me, I don't really want to try to get married. And I have a daughter."

"What? Daughter? Were you married?

"It's old...... everyone but my daughter is already a dead candle. My daughter is going to the Luthai Empire now but will be back the day after tomorrow.

Yeah, Adele's never met before, and I'll introduce her to you then. "

Thank you. Thank you.

"Good morning, sit down."

"Oh, my goodness..."

I heard Iris, and when I looked back, Iris was naked.

"A, Iris! Clothes, clothes!

"... Huh? Ah! Shh, sorry!

So Iris hurried back to his bedroom and was dressed in yukata.

You haven't seen Adele's guy, have you?

While eating Adele's breakfast, I told Iris and Lana that I was going to Nassau today.

"I'm going to go to Adele and Mr. Oyaji today, what are you guys going to do?

"I'm coming! I'm coming with you!

"Iris, what are you gonna do?

"Well, I think I'll stay and clean the house and do laundry"

"Right, please. Adele, do you know this dagger called Azotto?

"This is a dagger that the assassin tells the summoner that he can change his profession, Job Change, where do you get these legendary weapons?

"Well, it's what my daughter's beads had, isn't there any danger of a demon summons?

"When you force a high-level demon or monster to summon, the summoner's soul is eaten, dying, out of control and horribly...... but if you have this Azotto dagger, you cannot force a high-level demon or monster to summon, and the devil or monster you are designating for the sword according to that person's level will be summoned.

From this dagger... it looks like Cerberus can summon you. "

Isn't Cerberus a major enough monster... you all right?

"... Lana, do you want to use it?

"Master, are you okay?

"Oh, what a convenience."

"Thank you. I'll see you soon."

"Dear Hall, I wonder if Lana can be a summoner because she's a slave, because she has one profession at a time."

Hmm? One at a time? I have a lot of different professions, Lana and Iris have more than one profession, even Adele... but the Resist Card only seems to know the first one... what's going on?

"Dear Adele, that is common sense in the Kingdom of Salz. In our Serenity Empire, multiple possessions of professions have already been elucidated by scholars, and in the Empire it has become a theory."

"Is Lord Iris with the Empire?

"Yes, Serenity Empire, Holy Knights Elias Neumann is my daughter... sorry forget, I am now your husband's sex slave, so I am only Iris"

Iris... well, you can't speak very loudly because of your father.

"Iris, that's okay. Yes, Iris should name the island from now on, Iris Island from now on, and start a new life."

"Nice......"

"Lana, you can name the island, too. Lana Island, it's a little weird but it'll be good."

"Thank you. I love your husband because of this."

That's what Lana said, she came with me, but Iris and Adele were pokans. Is that it? Did I do something?

"Your husband, I can't believe..."

"Lord Iris, from me. Master Miyagi, do you know what that word means as the master of slaves?

"No... have you done something?

"You may not know because your palace is Luthai, but there are three ways for slaves to be freed and professions to cease to be slaves.

The first is that the slave dies. The second is to sell the slave to the slave trader, although the owner takes his place instead of the slave being freed.

The last third is the privilege allowed only to the noble, to sit down by marrying a slave and giving that slave a new name.

In other words, in the words of Mr. Miyagi earlier... "

"Maybe you're saying I married two Iris and Lana?

"... Yes"

I listened to Adele and rushed to check Iris' status.

Name: Iris Island Race: Human Level: 20

Occupation: Swordsman

Oh, the level is up...... not true. The slaves are disappearing. Could it be Lana?

Name: Lana Island Race: Dark Elf Level: 20

Occupation: Bandit Assassin

This one's on a higher level, not really... this is really what got me married.

"Iris, Lana, I'm sorry, I took the liberty of making you my wife... if you don't want to, you can leave here, I respect your will"

A little... No, it's quite a shame, but I can't help it all... Tell me you didn't know. Heco.

"What? Why is that? I'm glad to be your husband's wife. I won't leave you if you tell me to."

Lana is rubbing her hug on my knees because of that. What about Iris?

"So get away from the good stuff, Lana! I am also your husband's wife, there will be no place for me to hold her! … Your husband, please continue to do the same."

Oh, I feel worried and lost... well, good, we're both happy.

We decided to go outside after breakfast and all of us would stand by Lana's summons.

"So, brother, what am I supposed to do?

"Legend has it that a dagger should be pointed forward and only remembered."

"Huh."

So Lana began to remember with her dagger pointed at her. Then the demon squares appeared at the end of the dagger, and after a while I was trying hard to get something out, but the demon squares pulled in once because they were too small to get out. Then it was the little black puppy, yes black bean wood, who challenged again and came out of the demon squares.

"Ma, bean wood?

"... pup"

"Or cute"

Oh, come on, it's Adele. If it blows out, Lana's pathetic, and your shoulders are laughing even when you turn around.

"Hey brother, there's got to be Cerberus out there, right? I don't care what you think. It's a puppy."

"One! One!

Hey, isn't that a honking or a dog, you're a very complete dog.

"Adele, wasn't Cerberus a terrible demon who would eat the dead with a guard dog in hell with three heads? Maybe the legend of my country is wrong."

"Dear Hall, this is the same, it's a legend as your Hall said..."

"But I don't care what you think. That's a dog, right?

"You're a dog..."

"Brother, you must be a dog!... I'll try to summon you again... Is that it? No demon squares?

"I can't do that, once summoned it takes hundreds of years to save magic...... pup"

"Brother, you just laughed, didn't you?

"... su, sorry. But I summoned him, so I have to name this Cerberus. It'll be inconvenient when you call."

"Name... name... Your husband, do you have anything?

Is that it?

"Mame, Sheba, Velos or something because it's bean wood?

"Let's make it mame! Mame is adorable!

Hey, Iris, why do you want cuteness?

"Well, that's what Iris says... Lana, isn't this guy good with mame?

"Well good. Then your name's up to Mame! Mame, you got it?

"One!"

This guy is a complete dog, why don't you check his status?

Name: Mame Race: Dog Level: 1

Occupation: Summoner

Yes, it's a dog. But it's Cerberus because there's a subpoena out there?

"Iris, can you rank the summoner from there?

"That's right. You can be an illusionist or demon summoner, but you have to be aware that ranking up your profession will be one level. All you need to rank up is 30 levels, and you can rank up in church."

In other words, increasing the profession does not change the level.

If the level reaches 30, you can increase the rank, but as a disadvantage, you would say that the level reaches 1. If you think about what you said before Iris, you would say that the basic status is increased, but the level reaches 1, which is quite dangerous.

Name: Lana Island Race: Dark Elf Level 20

Occupation: Summoner Bandit Assassin

True, a summoner is included in the place of the profession, so this is how you increase your profession? It doesn't look like me, but it's probably going to increase my skills too, surprisingly deep.

We then left Iris and Mame behind and the three of us headed to Nassau with horses to Mr. Oyaji's place.

"Lana, I'm sorry, but I'm going to Mr. Oyaji's first, so why don't you buy me some groceries for the prize money? Is there a sergeant?

"Yes, I do."

Then I'll wait at the store.

"Okay."

That said Lana ran and headed to the market. Lana probably likes to shop, because she's getting in a better mood to see it every time she approaches Nassau.

With that in mind, me and Adele walked into Mr. Oyaji's shop.

"Welcome...... Gee"

It was the woman who was caught by us and sold to Mr. Oyaji as a slave.

"... are you there, Mr. Oyaji?

"Yes, yes, oh! Near left to Adele. So, hey, what's up?

I was surprised Mr. Oyaji came out of the back.

"Mr. Oyaji, I'm talking about Adele..."

I'm asking you, I want to be in your mercenary unit.

"Well, then, when Adele wants to work in her spare time again, please."

"Adele would be more than welcome to come anytime."

"... Excuse me, Mr. Oyaji"

"Oh, come on, Adele. That's it, don't bow your head. You and Lana have been taking care of each other since we were little kids. You don't have to say no to working for your parents."

"... thank you, Mr. Oyaji."

Well, Mr. Oyaji was a substitute for the two of us, then I'd have to say more and more.

"Mr. Oyaji, there's another report that I... married Iris and Lana"

"Heh? We're both your slaves... left near, were you noble?

"Well, that's the place, so I need a favor from Mr. Oyaji, small in four days, but I want to do the wedding at home, will you come?

"Near left... I'll be glad to say, I'll definitely go, and I'll set up the dishes, so I'll take care of the wedding meals!... Hey Yoram! Wake the fuck up!

... Yoram Are you drunk again?

"Yeah?"

"Near left and Lana and the others are married! You, make something so you can party in the nearest left house at the wedding."

"What? That's good, but what's the cost?

"How much arsehole are you accumulating..."

"Got it! I'll make it for free at the wedding celebration, and I'll be there instead!

Yoram, I hadn't paid for it yet... well, you just want a drink because you're in attendance.

"Fine, but please keep this a secret, because I want to surprise you on the day."

"Nice...... you guys heard me! If I leak it on my own, I'll kill you!

"Heh!"

So when I was talking to Mr. Oyaji, Lana came into the store.

"Master, I've been shopping!... Ah! You said you were going to Rennes, merchant! What are you doing?

"Heh?... Oh, the person who bought you a ton of cocona fruit, I was actually going to go to Rennes, but I heard rumors that people were running away from Rennes somehow, and I was worried about what to do"

Oh, that cocona fruit merchant. But there seems to be rumors that people are fleeing Rennes, so the Kingdom of Saltz is no longer terminal.

"Lana, can you introduce me?

"This is my husband's, near left. This is Navarro, the fruit merchant of Cocona."

"Nice to meet you Navarro. Actually, I was looking for Navarro."

"Dear Left Near, Nice to meet you. I didn't know you were looking for me. Why?

"I want to buy a lot of cocona fruit the other day."

"How much?

"Right, it used to be 3,000 shillings, so how about 10,000 shillings this time? Of course, it doesn't matter if it's dried cocona fruit, and what about olive oil and honey for a total of 30,000 shillings?

"Oh, so much? Okay, I get it. How far should I get it?

"There's a place near here called the Mountain of Demons, where we live, so I'm gonna ask you to get that far. This is a deposit."

That said, I gave him 10,000 shillings.

"This is so... ok. But I'll be on my way soon! I'll be back in two weeks."

Yes, this is a collection of shampoo and body soap ingredients. The bath itself seems rare in this world, and there is no such shampoo or body soap.

Then, just taking Iris and Lana, and the nobles will flock to buy this shampoo, etc., it would be good to get information on this as a souvenir, and it would be good to have it for your convenience.

To do this, we need to make Iris and Lana stand out in the next Lenne's Gehardt measures, perhaps some imperial spies, and the information will be passed on to the Empire.

With that in mind, me and Lana went home. Adele was supposed to help the rest of the store as it was, so it was just the two of us.

The night we came home, an unexpected guest came as we were eating dinner.

"One! One! One!"

What? I can't believe the mame sounds like this on a night like this.

"You have a mame ringing, I'm going to look choppy"

"Sorry, Iris."

I heard it somewhere, like I heard it, but who could it be?

"Ah!"

What a surprised voice, Iris rushed back.

"Your, your, your, your, your husband!

What, so surprised? If you think so, there was Rondelick on the front porch.

"Dear Left Close!

"Rondelick! Why are you here?

"I'm ashamed to say that since then I've left Rennes for Nassau, but aren't the people of Nassau afraid, so if you're thinking about leaving Nassau right away and going wild, you've discovered this place.

And I was wondering if you could stay just one night... "

"Good, but is that a carriage in the back?

"Yes, I brought the goods and business tools from the store."

"Well, I just had a favor to ask of you, too, so stay. It's safe because no bandits come to this mountain."

"Oh, thank you. Sit down!

Don't thank me so much. I can see... but I'm not sleeping with you.

So we ate dinner with Rondelick, and while Iris and Lana were washing dishes, I told Rondelick the plan.

"Rondelick, actually, I married Iris and Lana."

"Congratulations on that."

"So I need you to do me a favor, make me a dress to wear under Iris and Lana's armor, and I want you to make a wedding dress too"

"I can somehow imagine a dress to wear under my armor, but I can't imagine what a wedding dress would be, what kind of thing?

Well, wasn't there a wedding dress in this world?

"That's a pure white dress for both of us at the wedding, I'd ask you to be as luxurious as possible, but you don't have that much of a budget."

"I see, that's where my arms show...... ok, let's make a dress for both of you, when's the deadline?

"The deadline is in four days, can you?

"I don't have time, I don't have a budget... I'm burning up, I'll get to it soon"

Sounds like Rondelick's artisan soul caught fire.

"I'm sorry, I owe you..."

"Why don't you keep it a secret? I understand, Master Left Near."

"You're still perfect"

Again, this guy would be perfect if he wasn't a faggot.

But no body, Rondelick is a weird but cool man with seventy-three hairstyles, and if he wasn't a faggot, he'd never leave a woman alone.

"What's perfect?

That's what Iris said. He brought herbal tea after dinner.

"No, it's about this one... hmm? This herbal tea is not the same color as before."

And it smells kind of nostalgic.

"Lana bought it at Nassau, and they say it's Assam's leaf."

Is that tea? It does smell like tea.

That's what I thought... a sip of tea, yummy!

Lana, this is delicious.

"Right! I like it, too."

"With that said, Mr. Rondelick, there's a bath in this house, why don't you go in once? Your husband's good, isn't he?

"Right, if Iris says so. Rondelick, why don't you come in? You can get tired of traveling."

"... right, then let me in"

Having said that, Rondelick put his hands on his temples and put his strength into it.

"Oh, hey, Rondelick, are you okay?

It is the moment I said so.

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.................................................................. Pong!

Hey, what is it? I couldn't help but be surprised, Rondelick's hair was removed along with the sound of a pong.

No, you think it's a slack? It's Rondelick. Why are you such a thick character? You unravel me... dude, the scalp that took the slack is turning red! It's going to blow bad.

Is that it? Lana is flattered, too, but Iris is normal... could it be normal in the human world in this world? Is it just me and Lana that's weird?

"Then let me take a bath"

"Ooh... ooh"

That's what I said. Rondelick headed for the bathroom.

"Iris, is it normal in the human world? Oh, what about that slack?

"Iris, what do you say!

"I knew it was a rash from the first time I saw you, and when I saw the moment, I knew it felt like it, so I wasn't so surprised."

"... Lana, you got it?

"... at all"

That's why Lana and I couldn't get out of the shock.