Apocalypse Summoner

The so-called bathing photo, it is said that the one just shot, Li Jiayu has already put on the women's denim suit, half of the spring is not exposed, the only way to identify her just out of the bath, only the wet shawl long hair, and Smoked red face by steam. Literature Museum

The bathing photos are especially praised. Of course, Li Jiayu’s expression of satisfaction and smile is pure and clear. It is like an innocent elf under the moon. It’s a legacy, and it’s enough to make people feel that the whole world has been sublimated. All the troubles. After being thrown into the brain, I was completely addicted to her smile.

"It’s certainly impossible to show such a good photo to others. Although it’s detonating the eyeballs, it’s very interesting to play around the group, but I have to sell it...”

In the distant East China Sea, there is a country called Japan, which is rich in a movie called Love Action Movies, but this kind of film is quite incomprehensible. Why? Because this kind of film likes to use something called "mosaic", which greatly affects the youth's quest for truth. Every time I always see people tickle, I want to break the computer!

Lin Jia also occasionally watched the love action movie, and naturally hated the "mosaic", but now it is a very period, he also has a kind of learning, using the "mosaic" to retaliate against the society.

He is a computer professional student, the painter is not bad, the ps software is naturally used to the fire, and he used the mouse to add a mosaic to Li Jiayu's bathing photos. Of course, he only covered Li Jiayu's eyes like blood. .

Covering the eyes of blood red, Li Jiayu in the photo is like a dragon that has lost its golden eyes. The style and charm are halved, but it also adds a bit of mystery to her. It is urgent to want to see what her eyes are. Look like!

"Haha, you're done, see if this post can be mixed with 100,000 replies before she wakes up..."

Lin Jia sent the post out. Then I used some professional software to remove my online traces.

With the help of foreign agents and professional software, it is impossible for him to expose his ip address. Even if the top hacker personally shot it, he will be confused by Lin Jia’s smoke bomb. In short, he is unlikely to be swayed by the Internet master.

After doing this, Lin Jia no longer manages, and instead uses his mobile phone to discuss his experience with an experienced old friend.

This old friend is an old fritter, and he has a good dj in the bar and sings well. Looks are also very vicissitudes, old men in their thirties, do not know how many women in the bar, all kinds of people, all in their teens. Twenty-year-old worshippers, Xiaojiabiyu, white-collar workers, teachers, nurses, flight attendants, wealthy families, young women in their thirties, pregnant women, widows, 40-year-old mature women, female civil servants, female local tyrants, female bosses, even five The ten-year-old half-old Xu Niang has also been on several occasions. Anyway, there are so many women who have played, even he himself does not remember how many...

A college student innocent virgin, one will put dj love. There should have been no intersection, but this dj love is Lin Jia’s distant cousin. Although there are not many contacts, the blood relationship is there. This love cousin occasionally takes care of his cousin, but Lin Jia is eager to succumb to college life and is not interested in picking up girls.

"Hey, boy. I haven't seen you taking the initiative to call for a long time, how. Do you want to come to the bar to play the night? There is a new waitress in the bar, very pure, looks like you are the same university, I Look, it’s a young child, the **** is still very big, it must be a bed...”

There was a lazy magnetic male voice over the mobile phone, and there was an indescribable charm in the voice, like a stone collision, full of mature manliness.

"Please, I have a serious business to find you!"

"What is the right thing? I said, you are not too big, it is time to find a companion, don't yell at your broken things all day, how to play games, can find a girlfriend? Computer technology, how can the fork Give you a bank card to tamper with the value? What about the painter? You are also counting on publishing comics in the country? Listen to me, be happy in time, have flowers to fold straight, no flowers, no flowers, I am as big as you. At the time, it’s already a hundred people..."

"My ideal is the sea of ​​stars, not a horse! Cough, this is the case, I am living with a girl..."

"Hey! Cohabitation? Not bad, quietly seduce a little girl to live with you, after life is awesome, afterlife is awesome, quite my style of the year... but I want to remind you, remember to do security measures, * *Yes, don't make a woman get a big belly, it will be very troublesome..."

"Cough, not what you think!! You listen to me first, things are not what you think... She is only twelve years old, just developed, and she is too high-end domineering mystery, I am not with her at all. People of the same world..."

"Be only twelve years old! Just developed! My good brother, you really know how old cows eat young grass, find a pupil who is ten years younger than you, hey, from this point of view, you are better than I have the potential, oh, I really have heard it on the Yangtze River beach, it was taken by your back wave of the Yangtze River..."

"No..."

"Let's do it well, my good brother, you can develop slowly. If you need it, I will pass on my unique bed skills to you, and then send me those fun props, electric vibrating egg, silicone finger Set, glass chrysanthemum, what is not less, hey, I really envy you this kid, you can make a beautiful girl to develop, and let her cultivate the type you like..."

"No, you don't want to make up your own brain..."

"If you say it, you have to be a little secret. If you pass it out, you can start with a primary school student. Not only will you ruin your reputation, but you will also ask for tea to be sentenced..."

"Enough! You don't want to take the lead. I haven't finished it yet! I haven't happened with her. She is too inscrutable. It's not something that ordinary people can do. I don't know how to be mad. A minor starter, cousin, I want to ask you, what should I pay attention to when I live with the girl..."

"Hey, pay attention to being gentle and good at using the thirty-six meter, let's go..."

The cousin of the distant house gave Lin Jia a sigh of more than half an hour. He heard that Lin Jia was stunned and did not know how to understand. Although he listened to the head, it was really too much to implement. It's unrealistic, such as a strong kiss, such as a candlelight dinner, such as creating a sultry atmosphere, these many ordinary girls may be able to work, but how can Li Jiayu's traverser eat this set!

"Hey, my brother, I suddenly remembered... I am looking for you not to ask for a girl. It is a little bit of cohabitation experience. I will be satisfied if I can smoothly and peacefully not provoke her to be angry. The idea is that I really don't have one..."

"What? Hey, you have this!" The voice in the phone reveals that there is a strong hate and iron, and the volume has increased a lot: "Take your courage! You don't even dare to conquer, but also talk about what Conquer the stars and the sea!"

"Old brother, you don't know, she is not an ordinary person..."

"The world crow is generally black, the world women are lacking in love, no woman can't conquer, the only difference is whether the man has that strength.... Brother, I limit you to conquer her within a month, when I bring my family to drink. I will send you a big red envelope for both of you. Otherwise, I will sever the relationship afterwards. I am no longer your cousin. Don’t talk to me when you go out! That’s it!”

"Ah? Cousin, don't play like this, you listen to me first... she is not human conquered..."

"Is she a Martian or a Merck? Look for her weakness and go straight to Huanglong. This is a real man, understand?"

"She is a passer-by! I can still be a comprehension..."

"Haha, boy, you write a novel and go into the magic, so the bad excuse is also compiled, and it’s done. In short, you must start with the right one. Oh, yes, what about the pupils? How, how do you look, is there a nurse that I introduced to you last time?"

"Beautiful is no longer able to describe her... ah, no, cousin, now is not the time to discuss this, say good cohabitation experience..."

"Ha ha ha ha, beautiful on the line, cohabitation experience you do not need, say more will hurt you to lose the fun of exploration, the younger brother you will enjoy it, hey, twelve years old Bu Bu crisp, body delicate soft voice It seems that you have the potential of being a principal! I hang up first. The new gunners who arrived last night asked me to go shopping. Hey, it seems to be a teacher of your university. I don’t know if you know it or not. of……"

"Ah! I rely on it, that is my counselor, hello, cousin, you can't start with my counselor..."

Lin Jia, I can't think of the world so small, even my own counselor was given the cousin.

"Your counselor, that's even better. I will tame her and let her take care of you. Just like this, hang up. If you have time at night, send me a few photos of your primary school daughter-in-law." Hey."

After the confession of the lover’s cousin’s cousin hangs up, Lin Jia’s feeling of dizziness is a waste of most of the hour, and there is no such thing as a harvest...

Don't look at this distant cousin reading countless women, but in fact it is a mixed-breed with experienced skin capsules. The money is not much. Playing a woman is half-hearted. There are no careers for nearly forty years.

Lin Jia sighed. It seems that she does not want to seek any experience of cohabitation. In any case, Li Jiayu is simply a violent madman. Extremely lacking the tenderness of a girl, Lin Jia only needs to burn incense and worship Buddha every day, praying that she will not be killed by her.