Apocalyptic Forecast

"Apocalypse Forecast(

"Dear teachers, fellow students..."

"In this picturesque golden autumn season...Here, I represent the ivory tower and the teaching and research section...Looking back on the past year...We have achieved...Looking forward to the future...As the principal, I have a dream..."

"As the new school year is about to begin..."

"Classmates, I hope..."

"Next, let me focus on a few more points..."

In a solemn atmosphere, in the school's auditorium, the opening ceremony has reached its final stage.

The atmosphere cannot be described as unserious, the ceremony cannot be described as unreliable, the process cannot be described as unrigorous, and the speech on stage is not unexciting and solemn, but the only problem is...

Among the crowd, Huai Shi looked around blankly, looking at everyone's serious appearance, it was difficult to understand.

When he looked on the stage, he saw a huge monkey in a suit standing on the podium, giving a speech from his principal.

Every now and then I gnaw a banana...

monkey?

monkey!

The corners of Huai Shi's eyes twitched, and she looked around, trying to find anyone who was as surprised and shocked as herself, but everyone looked serious.

It seemed that he didn't care that his principal was a monkey.

Every newly enrolled student stared at the stage with anticipation, listened to the teaching from the principal, and indulged in the wonderful speech and speech.

Some people even cried out moved and took out their phones to record quietly. From time to time, he raised his sleeves and wiped his tears, and sighed with a choked voice: "That's great, it's really great."

What the **** is this!

This is no different from what the principal said when I was in high school!

And don't you care?

The principal is a monkey! It's a monkey! There is a monkey in a suit standing on the stage talking to you!

Huai Shiji's face was green.

I don't know if this world suddenly changed into a punk style, or it was purely a problem with his brain.

He opened his mouth several times and stopped talking, unable to understand what the **** was going on in the scene before him. Finally, I finally mustered up the courage to look at Ye Su next to him, point to the stage sluggishly, and ask in a low voice: "This is...what's going on?"

"Huh? The principal is a bit long-winded, it's normal." Ye Su waved his hand calmly: "It's all right after his dry mouth, don't care."

"But... But..." Huai Shi felt like she was dying out quickly, "He...he..."

"Next, I will introduce a new friend to you, a young man who I have high hopes for, that is, teacher Huai Shi who will host classical music appreciation in the next year!!!"

On the podium, the old monkey shouted with joy, suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at the mentally retarded young man on the teacher's bench.

Everyone saw the overly young and overly handsome man in the crowd in an instant.

Before not even noticing him, he seemed to blend in with the shadow, unobtrusive and ordinary. But when he noticed that he was sitting there, he could no longer ignore his existence.

The mysterious charm that is completely different from the others is like a gravitational abyss, as if it will firmly attract people's eyes to oneself.

Among everyone's astonishment, only Huai Shi's expression remained calm.

Calmly.

It seems that the person speaking on the podium is not oneself.

He hasn't reacted at all.

I was immersed in the shock that the principal was a monkey and you didn't even care!

"Come on, teacher Huai Shi, come on stage! Let everyone take a look... The young people nowadays are really young and promising, which makes people sigh." On the stage, the old monkey called enthusiastically.

As if sleepwalking on the podium, Huai Shi looked at the principal in front of him under the spotlight.

Indeed... it is a monkey.

These shiny golden hairs, and this...emmm, red ass.

Why is it a monkey?

In the midst of the endless praise from the principal holding hands, Huai Shi has begun to doubt life-is this a dream? Or did you say you didn't wake up?

That's right, how could a thug of the Astronomical Society like yourself be a teacher?

All hallucinations, ha ha, hallucinations.

As a result, the calm and solemn face showed a slight smile in everyone's gaze, staring at the dreamy bubbles in front of them.

He even waved to the students in the audience with plenty of time.

If you have a dream, do it, don't wake up!

After a good compliment, Huai Shi walked off the stage like a sleepwalking and began to wonder how to wake up from this **** dream.

Until the end, with the warm applause of everyone, the opening ceremony officially ended, Huai Shi did not open his eyes on his bed as he imagined.

At this time, he panicked...

Mom?

What just happened?

Did he calmly step on the podium and swayed for a while and waved to everyone and came back?

What the **** is it?

"Wow, sir, what you looked like just now is very cold."

After the meeting was over, Lin Jiu came over and looked at Huai Shi, who was still in the position and didn't want to get up. He didn't know what had happened: "The principal seems to value you very much, so he has created momentum for you."

Huai Shi looked suspiciously at the forest hut in front of him, making Xiao Nineteen stunned, not knowing where he had said something.

"Little house, you..." Huai Shi asked tentatively: "What do you think of the principal?"

Lin nineteen thought for a long time, and said with emotion: "Principal, I don't see that he will be so young and kinder than I thought."

young? kind?

How do you see this kind of thing from an old monkey?

"And the hairstyle is very good, although it is a bit white, but the style is good." Lin Jiu nodded and said, "The beard is also very stylish."

Wait, does an old monkey have hair and a beard?

Huai Shi's eyes widened in astonishment, and finally realized that something was wrong: "Wait a minute, Xiao Nineteen, tell me how the principal looks and dress."

"Ok?"

Although he didn’t understand what Huai Shi meant, he still said truthfully: “It looks like he is in his early forties, his hair is gray, his beard is well-arranged, the eye style is very trendy, and I feel that the slim robe is really Very tasteful-look, teacher, when you were on stage, I took pictures."

He turned on the phone and passed the screen.

Huai Shi was speechless.

I don’t mention myself in the photo, but next to me... isn’t it still an old monkey?

Huai Shi scratched her hair with some irritation, recalling what she looked like just now, where she didn't know that she had been tricked by the principal again...that old bastard!

Counting the graduation certificate and being confused as a tool man, this is the third time to tease him! However, everyone felt that the principal was behind him, and he couldn't vomit blood.

With a long sigh, I could only say a few words silently in my heart for thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, trying to win spiritually.

"Life is full of hardships."

He sighed earnestly and patted Xiao Nineteen on the shoulder.

The hut in the forest looked dumbfounded, wondering what happened.

Seeing Huai Shi get up, she asked puzzledly: "Where are you going, teacher? Or take the students with you? I can help."

"To the restroom."

Huai Shi rolled her eyes and looked back at him: "Do you want to help me?"

Xiao Nineteen suddenly hesitated.

As if thinking...

Huai Shi became more helpless, waved his hand, motioned him to wait outside the auditorium. Then he sighed and sighed while feeling how uneasy his teaching career was in the ivory tower.

Then I met an unexpected person in the toilet.

Vice-Chancellor.

The vice-principal's attire was not as elegant and solemn as he saw in the stars, wearing long robes. Instead, he was wearing a light-colored striped suit, and he looked a lot gentler, but his face was as cold and calm as the same for thousands of years.

It is dignified.

If it hadn't been until Huai Shi had found a good place to stand firmly, he would not see his paintings after turning around...presumably the look of the two-person home would be more harmonious.

Now they are standing side by side in front of the urinals, staring straight at the white tiles in front of them.

The atmosphere is really awkward.

He originally expected that the two would fight back and forth when they first met, but he didn't expect to be so silent.

Soon, after two minutes, the awkward silence finally ended.

The deputy principal left first.

Huai Shi breathed a sigh of relief, remembering... her belt didn't seem to be untied yet.

I just stood here blind for a long time!

When Huai Shi came out of the toilet, she saw the vice principal waiting there in front of the sink.

This famous scholar born in pure blood, the fifth-order ascender of the path of the gods of the heavenly genealogy, can be regarded as a famous tycoon and giant in the whole territory.

Now it seems to be standing at the door, waiting for himself.

Looking at the appearance of Huai Shi.

"Uh, good vice principal..."

Huai Shi said tentatively.

The vice-principal's face remained solemn, but he nodded slightly, then raised his hand and pointed to his chest, and then to Huaishi's chest.

"..."

In silence, Huai Shi looked at each other's fingers blankly.

He looked at his chest again.

do not know the meaning.

But soon, he suddenly realized that it was like the legend of the Buddha with a smile on the flower. Is this the magic method of heart-to-heart? In other words, is it the hint of the vice principal to himself? Tell him that he doesn't care about the rumors outside, you have to understand, I am very optimistic about you? So everyone must have a tacit understanding?

Then, his illusion was broken.

The vice principal frowned.

"Tie." He said, "Your tie ~www.ltnovel.com~ is crooked."

"..."

It wasn't until Huai Shi lowered her head that she noticed that her tie was indeed crooked...almost half a centimeter? So are you simply obsessive-compulsive disorder?

After he hurriedly straightened up, the vice principal's brows let go.

Staring at the young man in front of him, he suddenly asked: "Do you know that I am the speaker of Abyssal Ecology? You will be my teaching assistant next."

Huai Shi nodded quickly.

To some extent, the vice principal is actually his immediate superior-no wonder he will be dissatisfied with his arrival. Who wants his subordinate to be put in by the principal?

"well."

The vice-principal nodded and told him bluntly: "This Wednesday, the course of Abyssal Ecology starts, so you don't have to come."

"Ok?"

Huai Shi was taken aback.

Does the suppression begin? And why is it so straightforward?

Does this vice principal give no face at all?

Without waiting for Huai Shihu's body to shake and retort the questioning, the vice principal continued to instruct: "During this period, prepare the lesson plan. Two weeks later, you will talk about the chapter on abyssal botany."

"Ok?!"

Huai Shi's suspicious voice grew louder.

Can't stand this turning point.

Ma yeah, is this suppression or promotion? How come you immediately started lectures from a helper who served tea, poured water and changed your homework?

After confirming that Huai Shi understood, he was still expressionless, just nodded and exhorted: "Be careful, this is a big lesson, don't make a fool of yourself then."

After that, he turned and left, leaving Huai Shi alone in place.

Can't figure it out.

In the silence, only Lord of the Flies in his arms finally couldn't stand it anymore, and sighed helplessly:

"Big brother, this ugly you are out of the plan!"