Apocalyptic starship

Rubik's Cube was stunned as he stared at the mysterious weapon...

God of battleships! That’s considered a cannon! After seeing that weapon, the Rubik's Cube computer almost crashed. No wonder I couldn't find this kind of weapon after searching the weapon information. It's simply because this thing is too crude and has too many types of scum that have not been included!

With a long barrel and a thick wooden stock, this thing is a native gun used to hunt wild boars in the northeastern mountains. Some people in the area also call this thing a native cannon. It was confiscated in the past. I don’t know how the old man kept one. This The thing is very simple to use. First pour a little gunpowder into the barrel, measure how much it will hit to see how far it hits, and then pour in the gun sand. If you like dry cigarettes, you can also put a little tobacco leaves in to increase the power, and press a fire on the trigger. The cap can be launched, provided that your arm strength is good and your ears are not afraid of shock.

"If you don't lay eggs properly, keep yelling. If you keep yelling, I'll kill you with one shot. You can eat stewed chicken." The old man put away his gun and cursed and got into the house.

The Rubik's Cube quickly jumped down from the wall, transformed into a large-wheeled off-road vehicle, and ran away. If he accidentally got hit like this, the reputation of this advanced interstellar battleship would be lost, and the mighty interstellar battleship might be attacked by a gun. The scandal will spread throughout the universe...

On the asphalt road, the Rubik's Cube turned into a racing car was driving rapidly, its blue headlights flashing.

When I came to Longshan, Rubik's Cube remembered that there was a forklift parked in a factory on the roadside. This time I had time to go and see if there was anyone there. If no one was there, I would bring Zhang Xiaowen over tomorrow and drive away. If there was someone... come and drive away too. .

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The weather is slightly cooler in September and October, and a small number of leaves have fallen on the originally wide national highway due to the lack of vehicle traffic and road guard cleaning. The national highway is lined with big trees, and the sun shines through the dense branches and leaves on the asphalt road, casting little rays of light, leading to The road in the distance, the big trees, the fallen leaves, the light, it looks like a beautiful artistic conception, or even if you take a photo, it can be used as a computer screen desktop background.

Buzz - the sound of a motor came from the distance and was still approaching quickly. A bird that was wandering on the road flapped its wings and flew up to the big tree.

Looking close to the road, apart from the fallen leaves, there is a blurry blue light flashing in the distance, getting closer and closer...

Whoosh~ The Rubik's Cube transformed into a toy racing car rolled up the fallen leaves and flew past, leaving only a few fallen leaves fluttering behind it.

There are seven or eight families on the side of the national highway. Fortunately, there are six survivors here, including two young men in their twenties. At this time, they are sitting on the roadside fence drinking and smoking, and occasionally jumping from their mouths. He uttered a few curse words, which probably meant cursing the damn zombies, then complained about the lack of electricity and internet, and couldn't even see a girl. In addition, he talked about the large truck that passed by on the national highway yesterday.

One of the guys wearing cropped trousers held spicy strips in his hand and raised his ears as if he heard something.

"Did you hear the sound of a... small motor?"

"Gulu gulu...what? Motor? Where is it? Give me another can of beer."

The boy in cropped trousers ignored his companion. After listening carefully, he turned his attention to the end of the national highway. At the same time, he stood up driven by curiosity. In the distance, something seemed to be approaching quickly.

After a few breaths, a blue toy remote-controlled racing car appeared from behind the slope, and the car glass was reflective.

"Holy shit! I just said there was a motor sound, look! Is that a toy car?"

"Huh? It's true, come on, let's stop it. It's been so boring every day, and we finally met something interesting!" This guy didn't know if he was drunk or something, but he actually broke off a brick from the wall and carried it. In his hand, smelling of alcohol, he stared at the approaching Rubik's Cube.

The cropped pants threw away the hot strips in his hand, jumped off the wall, pulled on his slippers and stood in the middle of the road, lowering his head and bending down to intercept the Rubik's Cube.

Rubik's Cube is speechless. These two guys are so brave that they dare to sit on the roadside and drink beer. Yes, this place has no village and no shops, and no zombies come to play. But why are you blocking my way?

He adjusted the front of the car slightly and headed towards the left road, and his cropped pants also moved to the left. His hands were ready to grab it. He gritted his teeth and wanted to play with the Rubik's Cube, right? Then let you have a great time! The power increased, and the motor produced more powerful power. The speed suddenly increased, and he rushed straight towards the cropped pants.

"Hey~ Who is this playing with a remote control car and dares to speed up and hit me? I'll show you my eagle claw skill. Drink!"

The cropped trousers stretched out his hands and bent down to stop in front of the Rubik's Cube, with a proud smile on his lips.

Just when the toy racing car drove less than half a meter in front of the cropped pants...

Kaka...whoosh...

The four wheels of the Rubik's Cube entered a semi-deformed state. A string of sparks were wiped out on the ground and then it suddenly jumped up. It was not completely deformed, only the wheels were partially deformed. In slow motion, the sound of the cropped pants turned into a low and long sound, and the sound of the Rubik's Cube bounced up. The Rubik's Cube slowly passed between the arms of the cropped trousers. At this moment, a bayonet suddenly stood up from behind the car. Then, in slow motion, the semi-deformed racing car flew between the legs of the cropped trousers with a bayonet raised. , and even saw a few curls falling from the Rubik's Cube...

After putting on the cropped trousers, he retracted his bayonet and turned back into a racing car. When he landed, an accelerator motor made a buzzing sound and drove away. Before the Rubik's Cube was happy, he detected a heavy object flying in front of him, and the landing point happened to be his own. Route ahead!

"You're sick, aren't you? Why are you hitting me with a brick if you have no grievances?"

As soon as the wheel was twisted, it suddenly tilted and turned a corner, and saw the invincible big brick smashing against the side of the car on the asphalt road. It also rolled around the Rubik's Cube for two times before stopping, and the brick collapsed when it hit the ground. A few pieces of debris even hit the Rubik's Cube.

"Don't you know that spray paint is expensive? You drink and you can hit it so accurately! You two idiots! If I had known, I would have shot you two stupid!"

Buzz - Amidst the sound of the motor, the Rubik's Cube turned a corner and disappeared from the sight of the two boys. It seemed like a long time, but in fact it was just a short moment.

"Holy shit! This guy can't be an international racing player, right? This guy's driving skills are simply incredible!" Capri Pants and another guy were shocked by this god-like driving skills, and they wondered if they were just dreaming now. inside.

"By the way, these pants are so cool." I touched the cropped pants with my hands, and then I saw the crotch that had been cut open, and there were a few curly hairs floating away in the wind...

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After getting rid of the two lunatics, the Rubik's Cube finally arrived on the road outside the factory.