“I have been connected to you for three days, and this time I finally connected to you.”As the connection was connected, a netizen named I am your uncle first complained.
From the sound of his voice, he seemed to be in his fifties.
“Uncle, I’m sorry to have kept you waiting for so long.”Cao Zijian said
“You have too many people trying to connect.”I am your uncle and said:”You take a look at this bowl first.”
As he said this, he was afraid that Cao Zijian could not see clearly, so he turned on a flashlight and shined it on the bowl.
Cao Zijian looked closely and found that the color of the bowl was very bright..
It has a tea background and eight people are painted on the inner wall of the bowl. There is an introduction in black background on each side of the eight people.
Lu Dongbin, the Eight Immortals One, the founder of the Taoist Alchemy Sect and the Miaodao Tianzun.
Zhang Guolao, one of the Eight Immortals
“Uncle, don’t waste your flashlight power. This Eight Immortals Bowl is a modern handicraft.”Cao Zijian said
“No, it’s been 20 years since I bought this bowl.”I am your uncle,” he said.
“Uncle, 20 years ago, it was also modern. Cao Zijian explained:”Look at the painting of the Eight Immortals Bowl. It is too new and lacks old-fashioned spirit. The texture of the embryo is moist and lacks density and dryness. The color is light and does not penetrate the embryo.””
This explanation made the uncle unable to find a point to refute for a while.
Then he put the bowl aside and said:”Then look at this.”
A seal appeared in front of the camera.
The seal was as big as a fist, yellow in color, and engraved with three dragons as buttons. The seal.
It’s the three dragons carved, it’s hard to describe in one word.
Not to mention the dull shape, there is no trace of ancient charm.
It’s just a modern fiction.
The so-called fiction refers to objects that have not existed in history and are produced by later generations based on their subjective imagination
“Sir, this is also a modern handicraft.”Cao Zijian said
“That’s not right.”This time, I am your uncle and said with an extremely firm tone:”I can guarantee that this is definitely not a modern handicraft.”
“Because, he can channel spirits.”
Damn it, even psychics are here. This is even more outrageous than the Nima National Treasure Gang.
This was Cao Zijian’s first thought
“You see the three dragons on this seal, I talked to them because I’m a psychic.”I am your uncle,” he continued.
“I know you…”Cao Zijian almost said something bad, but in the end he held it back and changed his words:”Okay, that’s good.”
“I’m not kidding you.”I am your uncle,” he said in a serious tone.
Cao Zijian can easily deal with this kind of people, he just follows what the other person says.
Then he said :”You can feel it, right?”
“Yes, it can possess people. I wonder if you understand shamanism.”I am your
[Go to read the novel on the site: https://novelsknight.com/] uncle,” he said.
“Uncle, I’m sorry, I don’t have much contact with this area.”Cao Zijian said truthfully.
In order to end this wheat streak as soon as possible, Cao Zijian continued:”Maybe I was blinded just now ”
“After all, things like this that you say can possess people are really inaccessible to us ordinary people. Besides, the video will have errors, right?”
“yes.”I am your uncle and agreed:”But I can tell you how I communicate with these three dragons.”
“Uncle, that’s not necessary, is it?”Cao Zijian said with a bitter smile.
“You still don’t believe me?”I am your uncle,” his voice deepened.
“Believe it, I believe everything you say. Cao Zijian said:”Since you want to say it, then just say it.””
“It also gives the water friends in our live broadcast room a long experience.”
“Originally, I was going to sell this seal to someone else, but then, these three dragons attached themselves to an immortal, who was my psychic medium.”
“He yelled at me and just didn’t agree.”
“Let me tell you, the relationship between these three dragons is that the couple raises a child”
“If this thing is fake, two gods will be beaten”
“That is the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha.”
When Cao Zijian heard this, he interrupted:”Uncle, wait a minute, I’m a little confused.”
How does this have anything to do with the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha?
At the same time, the barrage has completely boiled over
【Brothers, I can’t hold myself any longer, so I’ll smile first as a sign of respect.】
【The uncle is so good at telling stories, it would be a pity not to set up a stall and buy antiques】
【It’s over, I’m going to beat up Tathagata Buddha and the Jade Emperor】
【Tathagata: Oh, it’s broken. Not only will I become a god, but I will also be beaten.】
【Jade Emperor: Well, I think the uncle is right】
“puff.”Looking at these barrages, Cao Zijian couldn’t help laughing.
“why are you laughing? I’m not kidding you.”I am your uncle,” he said seriously.
“Uncle, I didn’t laugh. You saw it wrong.”Cao Zijian said, suppressing a smile.
“Originally, I wanted to ask you if this was the Tianhuang stone seal, but you didn’t see it.”I am your uncle and sighed:”My eyesight is still not good enough.”
“Tianhuang, your grandma has legs. Your seal doesn’t even have the most obvious feature of Tianhuang stone, the carrot pattern. How can I show it to you?”
Cao Zijian just thought about this. If he really said it, he didn’t know what to do with me being your uncle.
Immediately He apologized and said:”Uncle, I’m sorry, I really didn’t see it.”
“Mainly because I am a mortal and have no access to these heavenly things.”
“I formally apologize to you.”
Cao Zijian’s operation cannot be corrected by the uncle.
Originally, he had already thought about how to refute Cao Zijian if he said this thing was wrong. words.
But now, the other party doesn’t give him a chance to refute at all.
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