Are you crazy? Your online dating partner is a school beauty?

"Ladies and gentlemen, since you have talked about this."

"Then I'll be a good person and don't pretend to be secret."

"For the next three months, I promised to get the first place in my grade in every exam."

"If you don't do it once, then I'm your man."

Ning Fei looked at Wang Gang and the other teachers, and said with a serious and serious expression.

Facing Ning Fei's honey. Juice confidence, Lee. Teacher, they looked at each other.

finally set his sights on Wang Gang.

Who made Wang Gang the director of the age, this kind of trouble naturally has to be dealt with by him.

Feeling the gazes of several teachers, Wang Gang hesitated for a long time.

Then he raised his head and said to Ning Fei in a deep voice: "I don't want you to be the first in the grade."

"And the total score of each exam cannot be lower than 730!"

"As long as you promise...",

Ning Fei didn't even think about it before Wang Gang finished speaking.

Interrupted directly: "No problem, the first in the grade, plus the total score is not less than 730!" "

......

After coming out of the office, Ning Fei couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Finally coped with this so-called genius make-up Xi class.

Thinking of this, Ning Fei was in a good mood.

Carrying a box full of barbecue, he walked briskly to the classroom.

"Ladies and gentlemen, be quiet!"

"I just went out for a walk and brought you something delicious!"

As soon as Ning Fei's words came out, most of the students in the class immediately became excited.

On weekdays, it is strictly forbidden to bring snacks to school, so everyone wants to make something delicious at school.

That's harder than climbing to the sky.

"Ning Fei, don't you know that the school doesn't allow you to bring food?"

Li Hao at the bottom sneered.

I made up my mind that I must tell the Great Demon King about this later.

Oh no, tell the principal!

The current Great Demon King is wearing a pair of pants with Ning Fei and telling him that he has a hairy use!

However, the other students were reminded by Li Hao and were stunned.

Yes, the school prohibits food, everyone knows it.

Once caught by the teacher, a review of thousands of words will definitely be indispensable at that time.

"Classmate Li Hao, in view of your handsome and dashing, lofty, talented, and jade tree in the wind, I suddenly remembered..."

It's just that as soon as he said this, all the classmates looked stunned.

What the heck?

Didn't Ning Fei have a discord with Li Hao because of the competition for the colonel?

Why did you suddenly start praising Li Hao?

Could it be that Ning Fei was afraid that Li Hao would sue the school leaders?

Yes, it must be.

Alas, I thought that Ning Fei would be able to be tough and help us carry the black pot when the time comes.

Who knows, such a cowardice.

The rest of the students were disappointed, but Li Hao was shocked, and his eyes were full of pride and disdain.

is so coerced, I still want to rob the goddess with Lao Tzu, and make your spring and autumn dreams.

When school ends at noon, Lao Tzu must tell the school leaders that you are bribing the whole class with things!

"Well, and then?"

"Go on."

Although he had already made up his mind in his heart, he couldn't let Ning Fei go easily.

But on his face, Li Hao pretended to be indifferent and said to Ning Fei.

Sycophants picked up in vain, don't listen to vain, don't listen!

"Oh... Good.

"Because of Li Hao's handsome face, I suddenly remembered... A childhood pet!

Ning Fei was very obedient and nodded to Li Hao.

Then he said in a deep voice.

I'm Nima!

Dogecoin Ning Fei!

What about the praise of Lao Tzu?

Why did you boast for a long time, saying in disguise that Lao Tzu is the same as the pet you had when you were a child?

I'll go to your whole family!

You are like a pet, and your ancestors have been like pets for eighteen generations!

Just when Li Hao was thinking about all kinds of slander, Ning Fei grinned at the confused classmates.

Youyou said: "My pet, it has a round body and is obese, and the sparse hair on its body is exactly the same as that of classmate Li Hao.

"And it has two holes in its nose, and when it eats, it arches its nose and makes a burst of swishing sounds."

"When I was in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, I finally raised it for nothing."

"Who knows, my dad killed him with a knife, and at that time, I was very sad."

"When I was eating, I lost my appetite and barely ate five bowls of rice and two bowls of meat."

When Ning Fei said this, all the students in the class finally couldn't help it.

They covered their mouths and snickered.

I thought it was a sad story, but I know, but it's a funny story.

Since you are so sad, you still cook five bowls of rice and two bowls of meat?

Also, everyone can guess what this pet is with their toes.

The key is that Ning Fei's left mouth is the same as Li Hao's classmate, and the right one is the same as Li Hao's classmate.

Isn't this a disguised way to say that Li Hao is the fat pet that Ning Fei raised?

"Later, I buried its bones in the mountains."

"When I was about to erect a monument to it, I suddenly remembered that it didn't have a name yet."

"I thought about it carefully, it has not been afraid of the cold since it was a child, since it is dead, let it be warmer."

"So, I gave him a bedroom, and if I had a name, it was the name of the animal."

"Li Hao, do you know what my pet's full name is?"

After Ning Fei finished speaking, he smiled at Li Hao.

"Full name?"

"Bedroom pig!"

"Such a simple question, you still want to test me?"

"Let me tell you, Ning Fei, if you bring something to school today, I will definitely tell the school leaders!"

Li Hao sneered, didn't think about it, and replied directly.

It's just that as soon as he said this, the whole class fell silent for a few seconds, and then burst into laughter.

"I'm Nima, I won't support the wall in the future, so I'll help Ning Fei!"

"What a big pit, I almost fell for Ning Fei."

"That's right, when Ning Fei asked Li Hao just now, I was almost a second away from answering, fortunately, the baby is smart, wait a second, haha."

"Poofhaha, I'm about to die of laughter from Ning Fei and Li Hao!"