Aren't You Too Sweet Salt-God Sato-San?

- Rinka Sudo, 15 years old.

Facts are stranger than novels, or something.

Sometimes it's strange to live 15 years anyway.

Until just a few minutes ago I was supposed to face the biggest pinch of my life, but what about now?

"... I've been thinking about this wall dong for a long time, but does anyone even do it in real life?

"My friend asked my boyfriend to do it before, but I met him like that cartoon and he said," Don't be a donkey in real life, you're over-conscious, you're narcissistic. "

"Well, this is what you do when you hang out..."

"Oh, Mr. Pushtail, don't ever do it, because it stops the heart from rubbing in so many ways"

- Somehow I'm now talking about the absence of a "wall don" as I read a book of girl cartoons alongside my one-sided counterpart.

"Is that it? Does Kanade end up dating Itsuki? What about your childhood friend Minato?

"Huh? Seriously, you don't understand, Mr. Pushing Tail, Minato is 100% nasty, he said he shouldn't be dating such a heckle"

"Uh, but, you know, memories of when I was little. Come on."

"It's not like you can hang out with memories, girls are drier"

"I see..."

Mr. Pushing nods as deeply as he was impressed and dives back into the world of manga.

I pretended to peek into the manga and did the sidelines with one another.

Sharp lines from ear to jaw, nose muscles through, and his eyes gliding over the coma.

Mr. Pushing is now reading my recommended girl cartoon in the name of “studying," from one end, but I didn't think you'd fall for it so far.

Outside the window the sun is setting for a long time, but Mr. Pushtail hasn't even noticed that.

I am completely immersed in the world of stories.

And sometimes it comes up from the world of stories, making comments about the characters and how the story unfolds, and I react to it.

To be honest, this time was a lot of fun - but it was also a complicated mood at the same time.

……

Me and him say it's a quiet breath distance from each other, but he never turns this one around.

Because he sees this through the cartoon at hand.

My chest hurts, but I also want this time to go on all the time if I can.

... I mocked myself that the heckle was me.

"- Rinka, thank you so much"

I wonder how long the hell I've been doing this.

In Mr. Pushtail's voice, I returned to me all the time.

"Huh!? So, what is it!?

Because of this, I'm getting used to exchanging words with Mr. Pushtail, but the call of surprise made me sound creepy again.

But Mr. Pushtail didn't seem to care about that, like that day, he smiled at me gently...

"Same goes for this cartoon, but Rinka gave me a direct opinion and it was so helpful,... yeah, I'm starting to feel like I could do it, huh?

My chest hurts.

"Oh well... that was good, ha"

"Exactly, though I'm not sure I can look as good as the main character in this cartoon"

"... Mr. Tail is cool..."

"Thanks."

Ha ha, and Mr. Pushtail laughs at the smell of light.

With that too refreshing smile and a few words of gratitude - a strange story, but I'm kind of getting angry gradually.

……

... If you think about it carefully, why am I just being so doggy?

Well, I'm the one who invited you, even though it's like an accident, but even if you called me to the girls' room, and you're alone in the room, Mr. Tail doesn't look like he cared at all!

You said "cool" earlier, 'cause you shook up a lot of courage, and Mr. Tail flushed it out!

I just have to stick it in his head.

I'm sure he only thinks of me as a "relative junior high"!

"... what would you like Mr. Pushtail to do?"

"What?"

Mr. Pushtail's refreshing smile stifles for a moment.

But he quickly regained his original grin...

"Ha, ha, even if they say that all of a sudden..."

"- It's important, don't delude me. Answer me, Mr. Tail, what did you like about this?

I look straight into his eyes so I don't let Mr. Pushtail get away.

"It's definitely cute to rub, but if it's just about your face, how much is a cuter, more stylish kid than rubber, no good taste, no guidelines, and soon Kyod is creepy, does it sting feel like you have to protect him or protect him? Or simply because the distance was close? Answer me."

"Hmmm......"

Mr. Pushtail roars low and shows a sleigh that only thinks a little.

Then a while later, he...

"- Maybe because I want to know that, don't think I'm so desperate right now"

... Oh, that's against the rules.

"Really..."

It was me who turned away first.

'Cause there's no way you can win.

I can't believe I can naturally return a dialogue like that girl cartoon to my mean question.

"... Mr. Pushtail, one last thing, I'll give you some advice"

I forced myself to make a laugh, I said.

"Forget everything you saw today"

"What? What is that..."

"Maybe it's better if you don't do extra things, I'll push your heartbeat."

Yes, he didn't need this kind of "study” in the first place.

Because he thinks and worries so much.

As long as he feels that way, no matter how far away he goes, he should pick the “right answer”.

But it's a paradoxical story, but there's no right answer to love.

So...

"If you fail, come back then... because I will take responsibility"

"... What!?

After hearing the word "responsibility”, Mr. Tail's face became blushing red.

Apparently, I could finally reward you with one arrow at the end (...).

I chuckled and laughed,

"Is that it? Did you think about something weird right now? Then it's a shame, if Mr. Pushtail gets flabbergasted, it means I'll see you here again while we read in the manga together, right?

"... Huh!

Mr. Pushtail misses his reddish face.

Such a cute trick too, I can't believe I think, Mr. Pushtail did his eyes on the view out the window, just like he noticed something else...

"... ah!? Already this time!? Yah, yah...! I need to go home......!

Mr. Pushtail rushes to start packing.

... Looks like the fun times are about over.

"I guess this is the last time I can stare at his face so close," I squeaked as I watched his side moving busily.

"I'm sorry, Rinka. Until this hour...! Thanks for the manga! The mess was hilarious!

"If you break your heart, you can come back anytime to read it."

"It's not even an edge......!

Seeing Mr. Tail's reaction like trouble, he laughs like a prank.

What a tight, curtain of love.

... but well, reality is out of the question. Maybe it's something like this.

What a heartfelt whine and sentimental feeling, it (...) happened.

"- Huh?"

Without standing up, Mr. Pushtail fell out of balance greatly, and clinging forward - that is, towards me.

The look on Mr. Pushtail's face that hardens like a surprise.

So for the first time, I realize how long he's been sitting back in the front seat from a hush.

Mr. Pushing Tail, you've been so focused...

In the time it takes to move into slow motion, the situation is backwards and swallowing me to think about that.

Mr. Pushtail's face was approaching that point right away.

While I had to stiffen up like a crook, Mr. Pushtail just stuck his extended right hand against the wall behind me and...

Don!

……

……

A lying silence filled the room.

I can't hear the semi anymore or the air conditioning drive.

The ice in the glass has also completely melted off.

What you hear is each other's breath.

And only the beating of my own heart that rings abruptly.

Distance that seems to touch even the tip of the nose.

Mr. Pushtail slowly opened his lips...

"... sorry Rinka..."

"(a), Idesyo......"

"... well, you know, you're going home..."

"Aligato Gozaimashita......"

- Regardless of what is going on, this meeting will then be held in such awkward air that it will become intolerable.

And after Mr. Pushtail left, I was alone in the room.

"- Ew!!!

I nodded my face on the pillow and screamed so much.

'Cause that's against the rules!

Because of people! Beautiful timing! I'm telling you I was about to give up on love!

That guy! That guy! That guy!

Only this time we send salt to our enemies (...)!

Because...

"I will never give up again...! I'll make sure I turn around one day......!

Facts are stranger than girl cartoons.

I've lived 15 years and never thought I'd be going to throw up a dialogue like this girl cartoon.