As a Captain, You Must Be Cold

"It's Momo" is the female anchor of the game zone. She has good looks, can act like a baby, has good skills, and is quite popular. When Shi Du was in the IPL, his teammates would occasionally watch her live broadcast.

After all, it is the live broadcast room recommended by Captain Yu, so it should be a show. When Shi Du clicked in, Momo was qualifying to choose a hero. The teammate pre-selected the nanny, and Momo also wanted to be a nanny, so she drove Mai Sajiao and begged her teammate to make way: "Brother, give me the magpie, please, I will nurse my brother well~"

At this time, question marks and exclamation marks floated across the barrage, with a lot of "Timeless" in it.

Shi Du glanced at his id... Sure enough, he forgot to change his trumpet number.

【Timeless? I? 】

【Fuck, brother, you don’t want to look at the captain of the beauty, and you come here? I look down on you]

[This is a hacked account, right?]

[Understood, it turns out that my husband likes this kind of thing, I will start to learn now]

"Timeless? Is it really Timeless? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... My hands are shaking..."

Before Momo finished speaking, Shi Du had already exited the live broadcast room.

She could barely be considered a cute and coquettish beauty, but Shi Du couldn't even arouse her interest. He even thought that instead of watching this, it would be better to go back to Shanghai and watch the big beauties who like to pretend.

A taxi stopped by the side of the road, Shi Du confirmed the license plate number, opened the door and got in the car. The driver asked him, "Where is the handsome guy going?"

"Airport."

It was already two o'clock in the morning when we returned to the base. When Shi Du saw the lights on in the living room at the gate, his first reaction was that someone had come back earlier than him. Looking at the garage, he saw Yu Zhaohan's SUV.

No wonder Yu Zhaohan has been training all day long, even after being killed so many times by him, he still has to continue. Although bking likes to pretend to be aggressive, he will always go all out.

Suddenly, there was a strange roar in the living room, like a monster, accompanied by human screams and the rumbling sound of giants collapsing. Shi Du raised his eyebrows, and was about to open the door when he suddenly saw a strange shadow drifting past the window.

The shadow was about as tall as a man, with horns on its head, huge claws, thorns on its back, and a tail trailing on the ground behind it.

time travel:...

Yu Zhaohan, this is, was eaten?

In the living room of the base, there is a high-definition large-screen TV, which is usually used for replay games, but at this time, Yu Zhaohan's mobile phone is projected on the screen, and the screen stays in the team's WeChat group.

Old Tan: [I heard that some people stay up late at night and go to watch the female anchor? Timeless】

[Old Tan shared a post: Timeless visited Momo's live broadcast room late at night, and the hero and heroine of the e-sports novel came into reality]

cheese: [Fuck, shit, shit! Leaving singles just after turning eighteen? It's not fair! 】

:【Can I say I'm not surprised at all? Momo is a little beauty who grew up on her younger brother's sexual fetish]

Shan: 【Falling in love will delay training, it’s not good to suffer at a young age, you have to suffer from love. think twice]

cheese: [brother? hello, is brother there? Come out and confess! 】

: [It’s definitely here, but it’s not here [you know what I mean jpg]]

cheese: [Understood, I'll go to Momo's live broadcast room and call someone [I understand what you mean jpg]]

A minute later, Shi Du finally appeared.

Timeless: [Shine where are you]

Shine: [? 】

Timeless: [Didn't you say solo]

Shine: [Excuse me, I won’t bother you to watch the little beauty]

Timeless: [hehe]

It seems that my brother should be almost cured. Yu Zhaohan felt relieved, closed WeChat, and the TV screen returned to the scene of fierce fighting. He threw the empty bag of potato chips into the trash can, pondered over the table full of snacks, and stretched out his paws to the canned yellow peaches that could soothe the tiredness.

The airtightness of the can was perfect, even Yu Zhaohan's palms were red, and it still remained motionless.

Yu Zhaohan couldn't help but get angry. The hero of his life was shaved, and his younger brother solo was abused. Even a broken can can show him face.

presumptuous! He has played professionally all his life, so can't he enjoy it?

Just when he was about to set his teeth, the door opened unexpectedly—

Yu Zhaohan stood up abruptly, turned his head in horror, and met the visitor's eyes.

Shi Du had short smoky gray hair and was dressed in black, with only the white collar of his shirt exposed. He stood at the door to block the moonlight. He wears earphones around his neck, and carries a backpack on one shoulder, and the white mist of winter comes out of his breath.

The boy's eyes are bright, youthful and flamboyant.

But he was wearing a little dinosaur's one-piece pajamas, the kind that he had to take off before going to the toilet.

Yu Zhaohan put down his hand stiffly, the world seemed to stand still at this moment.

Shi Du watched TV, looked at a table of snacks, looked at Yu Zhaohan, looked from top to bottom, from corner to claw, and the corners of his mouth rose little by little.

Yu Zhaohan: "..."

Why doesn't he know the invisibility technique, why isn't the world destroyed.

Yu Zhaohan's eyes were empty, but because of habit, his posture was still high.

What to do, to be discovered... what to do, what to do, what to do.

Does the "Pretendence Code" mention how to deal with this situation? Oh yes, when facing embarrassment, sharp eyes are the most favorable language!

After a thousand years, Yu Zhaohan finally found his voice.

"Misunderstanding," he had controlled his facial expressions to the maximum extent, and tried to make his voice sound calm, but he really couldn't do anything about his red ears, "I'm not an idiot."

The more this is the case, the more calm and calm you must be. He can explain it, such as losing a bet with someone, losing a big adventure, or live broadcast benefits... Anyway, he is not an idiot.

Even if he is, he cannot be discovered by Shi Du. With Shi Du's arrogance, after knowing that he is actually not that smart, he will definitely not listen to him as the captain again.

Yu Zhaohan was ready to explain, but Shi Du just smiled slowly and said, "Of course, how could R.H's captain be an idiot." The boy approached Yu Zhaohan nonchalantly, pointed to the can in his hand, "I'll help you?"

Yu Zhaohan carefully hugged his small can. He couldn't see any abnormality on Shi Du's face, it seemed that the boy really didn't take the current situation seriously.

Is he the only one who split? The younger brother is used to seeing the big world, so to him this level is just a sprinkle of water?

Before Yu Zhaohan could answer, the can in his hand was taken away. I saw that the canned food that was as stable as an old dog in his mouth was in his brother's hand, and the defense was broken in a second, and the sweet and sour taste of yellow peaches wafted out.

Shi Du handed over the can: "Okay."

Yu Zhaohan hesitated for a while, reached out to take it, and just as his fingertips were about to touch the can, Shi Du raised his hand, and the can went out of his reach.

"That's not right," the boy put on a perplexed expression, "Isn't Captain Yu a clean freak? How could he open cans with his teeth?"

Yu Zhaohan: "..." He knew that his younger brother couldn't be so easy-going.

calm.

Yu Zhaohan raised his eyelids and used the skill [Sharp Eyes], his eyes burst out with a frightening cold light.

However, my younger brother didn't like this at all, and said to himself: "Don't you have a cleanliness at all?"

Yu Zhaohan: "..."

Shi Du approached him with a smile: "You actually like to eat snacks, right? You also like to eat sweets—fuck, then you still think the chocolate milk I gave you is greasy?"

Yu Zhaohan retreated instinctively: "I..."

Shi Du gradually approached: "You're already wearing fluffy one-piece pajamas, so why didn't you take the rabbit when I gave you it?"

Yu Zhaohan then retreated and continued to use [Sharp Eyes].

The boy got closer and closer to him: "It's obvious that you want to wear the pink team uniform, but you still want to blame Cheese. Our captain is so smart."

Behind him was the large refrigerator in the living room, and Yu Zhaohan had only a few steps to retreat.

No, don't come here again...

Shi Du put one hand on the refrigerator, and the shadow under the lamp completely covered Yu Zhaohan: "Do you really want to dye your hair with us? Does my new hairstyle really make you feel handsome?"

Yu Zhaohan's back was pressed against the refrigerator, and the redness on the base of his ears had spread to his cheeks.

The boy smiled handsomely and flatteringly: "I also like to watch Ultraman, ask me to watch it together next time, captain."

Yu Zhaohan: "..."

It's over, he can't calm down soon.

No, don't panic, think about what it says in the "Code of Pretending to Be Forceful". If the sharp eyes can't solve the dilemma, there is only one last way - turning around without words.

Lu Xun once said: To express contempt for someone is not pure contempt. But silence is the highest contempt—the highest contempt is not speaking, and not even turning your eyes. 1

That's right, don't even give the other party a look, just give him a cold and arrogant back. It can be summed up in two words: run fast.

With Lu Xun's backing, Yu Zhaohan instantly gained confidence. He summoned up his courage and put his hand on Shi Du's chest, trying to push him away. But now he doesn't have any strength in his hands, and his whole body is soft. He seriously doubts that he can't push at all.

However, he only exerted a little force on his hand, and Shi Du took a step back consciously, distanced himself from him. The boy looked down at his hands and raised his eyebrows: "Are you angry? Want to fight with me?"

No fight, he promised his mother that he wouldn't scold and fight, and he couldn't beat Shi Du either.

Yu Zhaohan reluctantly gave up the canned yellow peaches, and walked past Shi Du without looking sideways, exuding a strong aura of "Do you think I care about you?" Even if he is really a dinosaur, he must be the noblest and most elegant one.

Shi Du casually leaned back, leaning on the position where Yu Zhaohan had just leaned against, and continued to tease behind the little dinosaur: "Don't you still like being called 'Brother Zhaohan' by me?"

Yu Zhaohan closed his eyes, clenched his fists, and continued to walk forward.

Don't force him, if you force him again, he can do anything.

Shi Du couldn't hear the threat in Yu Zhaohan's heart, even if he heard it, it didn't prevent him from continuing to yell: "Or do you like 'Xiao Yu' better?"

Yu Zhaohan stopped suddenly, and whispered two words: "No."

Shi Du didn't hear clearly for a while: "What?"

Yu Zhaohan turned around and looked at Shi Du expressionlessly.

"I like Yuyu." Captain Gao Leng still had the world-weary face on the ceiling, his eyes were indifferent and dignified, and his calm tone seemed to tremble a little from being forced, "I prefer to be called Yuyu."

Shi Du was stunned, the corner of his mouth was still smiling, as if a certain place in his heart had been stabbed hard.