As a Captain, You Must Be Cold

Lao Tan acted very quickly and bought the lop-eared rabbit the next day. This is a lop-eared rabbit with the same color as the panda, black, white and white, with black spots around the eyes. When sleeping on its stomach, its ears will hang on the ground obediently.

While everyone was watching the rabbits, Lao Tan solicited a wave of rabbit names. Cheese said it was called "Duoduo", Shi Du suggested it be called "pig's trotters", Yu Zhaohan said "boring" and left. Qi Xian suggested: "The rabbit came from my brother's kneeling, so let's call it 'Little Kneeling'."

This name was unanimously approved by all members of R.H, even Shi Du agreed. Lao Tan also bought a three-story glass mansion for this new member of R.H. He placed it in the living room on the first floor, very close to the training room. From time to time, several people would go to pet the rabbit, with different frequencies: Cheese was almost once an hour, Qi Xian and Shi Du only rubbed it when they passed by, and Yu Zhaohan never looked at Little Kneeling at all.

Cheese came back from playing the rabbit and saw that Yu Zhaohan was the only one in the training room, and asked, "Captain, where are Xianxian and his younger brother?"

Yu Zhaohan said: "Qi Xian is smoking, Shi Du is making afternoon tea in the kitchen."

Cheese said "Oh", thinking that he was finally alone with the captain, this is a great opportunity to compete for favor: "Then we are in duo?"

Yu Zhaohan glanced at him: "As long as you don't play C."

Cheese whispered, "I dared to play because the captain asked me to play last time."

Yu Zhaohan was noncommittal: "Group me."

Shi Du boiled a large pot of fruit tea, divided it into glasses and served it to everyone, just in time to meet Qi Xian who had come back from smoking outside. Qi Xian drank the fruit tea and praised with a smile: "My brother is as handsome as he is handsome, and he is so virtuous."

Shi Du smiled: "Brother, I'm overwhelmed."

As soon as they entered the lounge, the two heard Cheese yelling: "Captain, come quickly, my milk is only for you!"

Yu Zhaohan said calmly: "Who will eat your milk depends on the battle situation."

Cheese: "..." Forget it, forget it, this favorite is indisputable.

Shi Du smiled unkindly. He put a cup of fruit tea on everyone's table, and when serving tea to the team leader, he said: "Fruit tea that won't lose the standard, please."

Yu Zhaohan was busy operating and didn't have time to pay attention to his younger brother. The director's gun position was selected. He played ninja, used his big move to get in and out of the crowd seven times, and finally exchanged his own life for the heads of the three people on the opposite side. During the interval of resurrection, he had time to recover time ferry.

[[Private chat] Shine: Thank you (-3-)]

As soon as the news was sent out, Cheese's magpie revived him. He was about to harvest the remaining people, when a private message popped up in the chat box.

[[Private Chat] Timeless: Come to my room at night, I will steal a rabbit for you to play with]

Yu Zhaohan's hands trembled, he failed the double jump, fell into the river and drowned.

Cheese, who witnessed everything, was dumbfounded: "Captain..."

With a hot face, Yu Zhaohan easily fooled Silly Baitian with the word "network card".

After training in the evening, Shi Du was drowsy in his room, and finally heard Yu Zhaohan's knock on the door. Before opening the door, Shi Du glanced at his watch, it was almost two o'clock. Yu Zhaohan was still wearing his daytime team uniform, holding the tablet in his hand, with a little nervousness hidden under his calm face. As soon as Shi Du opened the door, he got in.

Shi Du yawned and asked, "Yuyu is so late, the rabbit is almost asleep."

Yu Zhaohan said: "I have to wait until everyone is asleep before coming back."

Shi Du laughed and said, "That's not the case, we're not having an affair."

Yu Zhaohan was a little strange: "How did the two boys have an affair?"

Shi Du thought for a while: "You're right - why are you carrying the tablet?"

Yu Zhaohan explained: "I thought that if our affair was discovered, I could argue that I was talking about new tactics with you." Ever since Shi Du caught him wearing dinosaur pajamas to relieve stress last time, he realized: everything You have to leave a way out for yourself.

Shi Du said without quality: "Fuck, you're so clever."

Shi Du not only stole the rabbit, but also stole some rabbit food. Little Kneel was eating rabbit food on the carpet, with his ears resting on the rice bowl, looking a little hard to eat. Yu Zhaohan gently raised its ears with one hand, and tremblingly touched the rabbit's buttocks with the other hand.

This is the first time he's masturbating furry at the base. When Xiao knelt down to eat the rabbit food, his tail flicked, and Yu Zhaohan couldn't help sighing: "Shi Du, I'm so envious that it has a tail."

Shi Du leaned against the bed and sat on the carpet playing with his mobile phone, and said casually, "What's there to be envious of? You also want to have a long tail?"

"Having a tail is fun."

Shi Du was thoughtful: "I seem to know what to give you for your birthday."

"Do you want to give me a tail?" Yu Zhaohan smiled slightly, "Then I thank you first."

Shi Du looked at him for a while, then lazily said, "No. You already know, so what's the surprise?"

Yu Zhaohan thought of a good way: "I can pretend to be very surprised when the time comes, and I can pretend."

Shi Du said, "With your acting skills, you can fool Cheese and the others."

Yu Zhaohan disagreed. He pretended to be in R.H for so long without being seen through, it's not his problem, it's Shi Du's problem. Yu Zhaohan said: "My acting skills can only fool you."

Shi Du smiled triumphantly: "Sorry, I'm too smart."

Yu Zhaohan kept masturbating the rabbit all the time, and it was so cool that he almost knelt down to bleed before he stopped, and looked at Shidu's room.

Captain Gao Leng seldom visited the team members' rooms, and this was his first visit to Shi Du's room. It’s not a tidy room, but it’s not too messy. There are two rows of sneakers and a basketball lying on the floor—Yu Zhaohan remembers that this basketball was given to Shi Du by Lao Tan; There was also an open packet of potato chips and three **** on top.

Yu Zhaohan became interested in those three balls: "Shi Du, what are those?"

"Oh, this was given to me by a fan. I think it's very decompressive, so I keep it all the time. You have your decompression pajamas, and I also have my decompression ball." Shi Du picked up three balls, "Do you want to see it?"

"I want to see."

The three-ball game is very simple, that is, toss and catch the ball continuously to ensure that the three **** never fall. Shi Du played this to relax his wrist and protect his eyesight. He only learned superficially, but he didn't expect to show off Yu Zhaohan.

Yu Zhaohan looked at Shi Du with admiration on his face: "You know how to play ball, you are so handsome. Can I change your WeChat note to 'playing ball king'?"

"..."

Shi Du had never been looked at by Yu Zhaohan with such eyes. In the game, he had a limit of four kills, Tianxiu escaped, Yu Zhaohan's reaction was only indifferent, but Yu Zhaohan thought he was very handsome after playing a game.

What is the aesthetic of this fish?

The light of anticipation in Yu Zhaohan's eyes magnified his appearance, and his face seemed to be covered with a hazy filter.

Come, come, the beauty offensive is coming again. This time, he must not give in.

Shi Du turned his face away, did not look at Yu Zhaohan, gritted his teeth and refused: "No, this is too stupid."

Yu Zhaohan lowered his eyes in disappointment: "Okay."

After finishing the rabbit job today, Yu Zhaohan was about to walk back to his room when their phones suddenly vibrated violently.

[cheese: Help! The base has been invaded! 】

[cheese: The little kneeling was stolen! 】

[cheese: The thief also stole its rice bowl together! 】

Kneeling successfully appeared in R.H's promotional video, and his aunt even wove him a small dress with the team logo. The cameraman took a shot at the base, and the rest of the shots went to the studio.

The studio is some distance away from the base. Early in the morning, Lao Tan asked the driver to take the people there in a minibus. After getting in the car, Shi Du glanced at the compartment, and under the admiring and jealous eyes of Zhizhi, he naturally sat next to Yu Zhaohan: "Good morning, captain." After finishing speaking, he turned his head and smiled at Zhishi.

Yu Zhaohan's shoulders tensed instantly: "Morning."

Cheese couldn't help but speak ill of his younger brother to Qi Xian who was at the side: "Xianxian, do you think Timeless sometimes tastes like tea."

Qi Xian said leisurely: "You are called green tea if you are handsome, and you are called Hulk if you are ugly."

"Hulk is handsome too!"

Yu Zhaohan glanced at the boy's gray hair under the baseball cap, hesitant to speak: "Are you...will you fall asleep later?"

"I tend to get sleepy in the car." Shi Du said, "Why do you ask?"

Yu Zhaohan looked around, making sure that no one else noticed them, and lowered his voice, "Because if you fell asleep, you might lean on my shoulder." And he didn't know how to deal with similar situations.

Shi Du was slightly taken aback: "Have I leaned in?"

"Come on, it's your birthday." Yu Zhaohan covered his lips with his hands, and smiled softly, his voice was so soft that it seemed to be telling a secret, "I even covered you with a quilt."

Shi Du had no impression at all. He only remembered that day when he returned to the hotel after dyeing his hair, he talked to Yu Zhaohan about what he had and what he wanted, and then fell asleep.

Shi Du looked at Yu Zhaohan's side face, and knew that his heart rate must have exceeded the normal range without looking at his watch. But he still let himself smile comfortably: "That's it. Then do you like me to rely on, or do you like me not to rely on?"

Yu Zhaohan opened his lips, and saw Lu Youshan approaching from the corner of his eye, frowning: "You're too close."

Shidu:?

"Timeless," Lu Youshan patted Shi Du's shoulder, "Go and sit with Lao Tan."

The boy raised his eyebrows: "Why?"

"Because I have something to talk to Shine about."

Shi Du smiled: "What's the matter, am I not worthy to listen?"

"Shi Du," Yu Zhaohan said in an orderly tone, "Go behind."

Shi Du: "..." This face has changed, why not go to a hotpot restaurant and perform Sichuan Opera to change face.

After Shi Du left, Lu Youshan sat down beside Yu Zhaohan: "Shine, I'm going to submit the roster for this season to the league soon. Besides the four of you, I want to add two more substitutes."

"Who."

"Both are for academy teams: one is spl