As a Captain, You Must Be Cold

Yu Zhaohan was not satisfied with Shi Du's attitude. On such an important matter, Shi Du was unwilling to cooperate with him, and even told him not to ask questions.

He will ask, he must ask.

"We can't escape this problem, Shi Du." Yu Zhaohan said earnestly, "If we are really gay, we should face up to our hearts now and think about what to do in the future."

Shi Du's expression was indescribable: "For example?"

"For example, how should we tell our family whether we can cope with the pressure of society. Another example is whether we should raise rabbits or cats after we live together, and who should we ask to be the best man when we get married."

"..."

Shi Du's eloquent mouth completely lost its fighting power at this moment.

"Marriage" and "honeymoon" are too far away for an eighteen-year-old boy, but when Yu Zhaohan said it, he thought it was outrageous and cute, and he was even interested in discussing it with Yu Zhaohan in depth.

Since they met in the professional arena, they can invite teammates to be the best man, and let the manager and coach be the witnesses. As for pets, they can have both.

After realizing what he was thinking, Shi Du laughed to himself.

What is he doing? Is it possible that fools are also contagious?

Shi Du took a deep breath, trying his best to look [casual] and [easily at ease]. "Okay, listen to Yuyu, we don't run away, we face it seriously."

Yu Zhaohan nodded: "Yes, this is the correct way to solve the problem."

The two stood in the middle of the aisle on the second floor, each holding a game book in their hands. For the sake of performance, the game book cannot achieve the weight of a thin and light book, and it weighs like a brick in the hand.

Shi Du took Yu Zhaohan's game book from his hands, "Then I also want to ask you, would you want to kiss me?"

When Yu Zhaohan asked Shi Du, he had reason and evidence, now it was his turn to be asked, and he was the same as Shi Du - he was stuck.

What is certain is that he likes to be hugged by Shi Du, and likes to cling to Shi Du, but he also likes to hug and cuddle with other teammates. As for kissing, he didn't know that two boys could kiss. If he knew... would he think about it?

Yu Zhaohan replied honestly: "I don't seem to have thought about it."

Shi Du was quite upset, and said stiffly, "Then I haven't thought about it." After Shi Du finished speaking, he felt uneasy again, and added, "At least I didn't think much about it before today."

Yu Zhaohan was thoughtful: "Does this mean that we are not **** yet?"

"Not necessarily," Shi Du said slowly, "I think we should be more rigorous."

Yu Zhaohan agreed: "You are right. Then we will continue to observe the little boss and the boss's wife, and then conduct a strict comparison."

"This...isn't that good?"

"We observe secretly."

After they had been on the second floor for so long, they heard Old Tan shouting from downstairs: "How many years do you guys have to keep this game? The cheese is going to be moldy and hairy!"

Cheese shouted cooperatively: "I'm growing hair! I'm growing hair!"

The two were silent for a few seconds, and Shi Du said, "Go down?"

"Wait a minute," Yu Zhaohan rubbed his cheeks, "I'll wash my face first to let it cool down."

The two returned to the training room, gave up their seats to Li Yuexi and Nan Xu, and logged in to the game account with the game book.

Two ordinary players, Li Yuexi and Nanxu, cannot be in a group, otherwise they will definitely be hanged and beaten, and the other six will draw lots to form a group. In the end, Shi Du, Li Yuexi, Cheese and Shitou were on the first team, and Yu Zhaohan, Nan Xu, Jiang Di and Qi Xian were on the other team.

Li Yuexi put on the earphones and said: "Let's talk about it first, it's the Entertainment Bureau, everyone can play whatever they want, as long as they are happy."

Cheese said meanly: "Then can I ask the captain not to kill me?"

Yu Zhao said coldly: "You can try."

Eight people enter the custom room. The owner of the house, Jiang Di, asked, "What map to choose?"

"Mars Base." Li Yuexi said, "My favorite."

Playing games with the little boss and the proprietress, apart from Yu Zhaohan and Shi Du, the other four R.H are very conscious of being companions. They asked Li Yuexi and Nan Xu to choose the position first, and gave priority to their experience, and gave the head to the bosses if conditions permit.

Li Yuexi wants to play the assassin position, Shi Dubu's sniper. According to Li Yuexi, Nanxu is not good at shooting games. If he is playing a moba tower pushing game, he can lead him to fly. Now he can only play as a nanny and wait for others to go to c.

Shi Du's sniper was at a high position, and saw Nan Xu's position through the sniper scope: "The proprietress is next to the astronomical telescope in the observation room on the second floor. There is a bulletproof window blocking it, so I can't snipe."

Li Yuexi volunteered, eager to try: "Then I'll cut him."

Shi Du: "Okay, I'll cover."

Li Yuexi climbed over the wall to the second floor, and saw Nan Xu hiding in the corner, providing breast milk to his teammates through a narrow crack in the door. As soon as the assassin is close, he has nowhere to escape, unless his sleep gun can hit the flexible assassin, which is quite difficult for an ordinary player.

Nanxu's reaction was quick. Li Yuexi handed over the sleep gun as soon as he found out, and he was lucky to hit it. But Li Yuexi reacted faster, and a timely rebound skill made the bullet of the sleeping gun go back the same way and hit Nanxu.

Nan Xu was anesthetized by his sleep gun and lay motionless on the ground.

Li Yuexi proudly said: "Brother, you still want to sleep with me, but I didn't expect you to fall asleep instead?"

"Think about it," Nan Xu said, "you slept with me not once or twice."

Qi Xian smiled and joked, "I never thought that the proprietress would make such a joke because she looked cold."

Yu Zhaohan: "Huh?"

Cheese: "Huh? Is the lady boss joking?"

Shi Du: "What kind of joke?"

Qi Xian was silent for a second, and said, "Just pretend I didn't say anything, virgins."

After Li Yuexi fell asleep to Nan Xu, she didn't kill him. Instead, she stood beside Nan Xu and used a ninja to perform an action of chopping an apple for him.

Shi Du pondered.

Is this love?

When Shi Du was distracted, a sharp arrow passed right next to his face and almost exploded his head - it was Yu Zhaohan's archer. Shi Du immediately grabbed the hook and left.

Yu Zhaohan exposed his position because of this arrow, and Shi Du could see that his blood bar was only one-third left, which meant that he could take this head as long as he hit Yu Zhaohan's body with one shot , and Yu Zhaohan had to shoot his head in seconds if he wanted to.

As we all know, confronting Yu Zhaohan is asking for death. They have an advantage in frontal team battles, so there is no need for him to take this risk.

Shi Du asked his teammates for help without hesitation: "Cheese, come with me to cut the captain."

Cheese said "Wow": "Come on, come on!"

Shi Du circled around behind Yu Zhaohan again with the grapple, and a sniper was struck by him like an assassin. With Cheese's nanny adding injuries to him, he didn't need to open the mirror at all, the damage from normal attacks was enough to kill Yu Zhaohan.

However, just when he was about to make a move, he hesitated for the first time in his life.

This is just an entertainment game between friends. The little boss in the control group just now is not willing to kill the boss's wife. Does he still want to kill Yuyu?

Seeing that Shidu hadn't moved for a long time, Zhizhi shouted, "Brother?!"

Yu Zhaohan seized Shi Du's momentary hesitation, turned around and shot his head with an arrow, sending him back to the resurrection point quickly and ruthlessly, and took the head of Cheese by the way.

[R.HShine killed R.HTimeless]

【R.HShine killed R.Hcheese】

[[All] R.H Shine:? 】

Shi Du: "..." Ruthless is still his wife's ruthless.

Cheese yelled: "What is Timeless doing! Xiao Jiang, someone here is playing fake games, come and scold him!"

Shi Du had a cold face: "Shut up."

Jiang Di said, "Entertainment Bureau, don't spray."

Eight people fought for two hours. Yu Zhaohan thought about Qi Xian's hand, and said, "We're here today, it's time to rest."

The little boss couldn't get enough of it: "Hey, I haven't had enough fun yet."

"You can stay at the base for one more day," Old Tan said enthusiastically. "There is still a spare room in the base. Auntie often cleans it, and you can live in it with a bed."

Li Yuexi was a little moved, but didn't agree immediately. He asked Nanxu: "Brother, what do you think?"

Nan Xu saw the expectation in the eyes of his elementary school brother, "Yes."

The room where Li Yuexi and Nan Xu lived temporarily did not have a bathroom, so they could only share the public bathroom with Shiduzhizhi. When Shi Du went to take a shower, there were already people in the bathroom, so he turned around and walked to Yu Zhaohan's room.

Yu Zhaohan opened the door and saw him, and said, "You're here. It just so happens that I have something to tell you."

Shi Du walked in with a bath towel on his shoulders: "What's the matter?"

"The little boss can't bear to kill the lady boss, but I killed you very happily." Yu Zhaohan's tone was filled with a little disappointment that he didn't realize, "Through comparison, we can draw a conclusion that I really only have the love of my teammates for Shi Du." Love—I'm not gay. Shi Du, I'm sorry."

Shi Du was stunned for a moment, then blurted out: "You fart."

Yu Zhaohan said, "I didn't let it go."

"Your comparison is wrong." Shi Du said, "The little boss and the boss wife are not professional players, but we are. We are used to being merciless to the enemy in the game. This does not mean that we are not gay."

Yu Zhaohan was confused: "You mean, we are gay? Are we already bent?"

“…I’m just saying that every couple’s relationship is different and you can’t always compare us to them.”

Yu Zhaohan was persuaded: "Got it, I'll find another way to judge." He saw the towel on Shi Du's body and asked, "Are you here to borrow the bathroom?"

"Yes, the bathroom is now used by the little boss."

Yu Zhaohan had a sudden thought: "Shi Du, tell me, will the little boss and the boss' wife take a bath together?"

Time Du: "."

"Should be. Bathing together seems to be a normal thing between couples." Yu Zhaohan asked again: "Then have you ever thought about taking a bath with me..."

Before Yu Zhaohan finished speaking, his eyes suddenly went dark. Shi Du's bath towel covered his head, and he could smell the laundry detergent that Shi Du often had on his body.

Then, Yu Zhaohan heard the boy's exasperated voice: "I told you not to ask nonsense. Do you want to ask, or do you want to remind me, **** me."

Yu Zhaohan took the towel off his head: "Why are you always so unqualified. Let me tell you, my mother doesn't like people who swear."

"...I'm sorry." Shi Du pressed his brows, forced a smile to face life, "I don't think I can use your bathroom right now, I'd better wait for the little boss to finish washing before going - good night."

That night, Yu Zhaohan did his homework impromptu, collected a lot of information about **** men, and gained a deeper understanding of... some things. After learning about it, his face wrinkled into a ball when he looked at the computer.

The next day, Yu Zhaohan woke up as early as usual, Jiang Di had already practiced in the gym, and the other Internet addicted teenagers hadn't woken up yet. Yu Zhaohan passed the public bathroom and heard the sound of running water coming from inside.

The door of the bathroom was not closed, he approached and saw the little boss and his wife standing side by side in front of the sink. The proprietress was washing her face, and the little boss was brushing his teeth with a toothbrush in one hand and checking Weibo with his mobile phone in the other.

Nan Xu saw Yu Zhaohan and said "Morning" to him. Li Yuexi looked over immediately, spit out the foam in his mouth, and smiled: "Morning, Shine, you woke up so early."

Yu Zhaohan looked at the two of them: "Morning."

Li Yuexi saw Yu Zhaohan standing at the door without moving, and he didn't speak, so he couldn't help but ask, "Is there something wrong?"

Just as Yu Zhaohan was about to speak, a hand was placed on his shoulder.

"He's fine," Shi Du's voice sounded behind Yu Zhaohan, "Excuse me, you continue."

After Shi Du finished speaking, he put his arms around Yu Zhaohan's shoulders and took him away, leaving the little boss to continue brushing his teeth in a daze.

After walking away, Shi Du asked: "Didn't you agree not to compare them? Why did you go to observe others again?"

"I was just passing by, so I couldn't help but take a second look." Yu Zhaohan's tone was a little urgent, "Shi Du, I know how to judge whether we are **** or not. I checked the information yesterday."

Shi Du's expression remained unchanged: "No, you don't know."

Yu Zhaohan said seriously: "I really know."

Shi Du pretended to be listening attentively: "Then tell me."

Yu Zhaohan said: "I read an article on the Internet, and I think it makes sense. The article said that **** men like the same **** because they prefer the charm of men."

"so?"

"So they pay more attention to their figure than their faces. Those men who spend all day in the gym and like to wear clothes that highlight their figures are more in line with the characteristics of **** men than men who have exquisite skin care and pay attention to dressing."

The more Shi Du listened, the more he felt nonsense. He stopped at the entrance of the gym and pointed at the muscular man in a tight-fitting sportswear, "Xiao Jiang quite meets your standards. Do you think he's gay?"

Yu Zhaohan was startled, and said in shock: "Will he wear white socks? The article said that 80% of **** men prefer white socks."

The two looked at Jiang Di's feet at the same time. Jiang Di was wearing a pair of lightweight running shoes, with a section of pure white socks exposed on the top of the shoes.

Jiang Di was running well on the treadmill, but suddenly felt like a thorn in his feet. He turned around and met two eyes, one from Yu Zhaohan saying "Very well, you managed to surprise me" and one from Shi Du saying "If you ignore him, we'll lose".

Jiang Di: "?"