As An Immortal, I Only Learn Forbidden Skills

  Chapter 38 Zhang Shan, an extrajudicial lunatic

  Hearing Jiang Ming's shout, the old bustard's eyes lit up immediately, and without the slightest hesitation, he called Miss Shuang'er down, and replaced her with a charming and charming singer.

  Don’t look at these oirans who usually only sell their art but not their bodies. They are all very noble, but they are all fooling those poor ghosts who are about to break a copper coin...

   Only by making these poor ghosts feel that what they encounter are not those vulgar things, but peerless white lotus flowers that have emerged from the mud and are not stained, can they be willing to spend money to cheer for these products called "oiran".

  However, in front of the first-class forces in Dayun Mansion, no matter what the rules are, they are farting...

  Jiang Ming watched Miss Shuang'er walking towards him, her pure and beautiful face seemed so innocent that people couldn't bear to be trampled on, but suddenly felt a little familiar...

   "There was this kind of product in the previous life, but it was called Ming Gorilla..."

  The spectators on the tables around could only watch Miss Shuang'er walk to Jiang Ming with jealous eyes that wanted to breathe fire.

   Several young guys saw this scene with heartbroken faces, as if their world view had collapsed. They couldn't believe that the clean and self-loving girl Shuang'er in their eyes threw herself into a strange man's arms...

  They spent a lot of money for Miss Shuang'er, and they didn't even touch her hands!

   "No, Miss Shuang'er must have been forced!" A young man suddenly stood up, his eyes were red, and his expression was sad and angry: "These powerful guys are rich and ruthless, and even bully a weak woman..."

   "Miss Shuang'er must be desperate in her heart, sinking into this dark and dirty world, but unable to break free..." As he spoke, tears filled his eyes, and he turned and left bitterly.

   "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor... I will definitely rescue Miss Shuang'er from this devil's den!"

  When Miss Shuang'er heard this voice, her whole body trembled slightly, and the light waves in her eyes flowed... It seemed that the words were true.

  Jiang Ming sneered and pulled him over.

  Miss Shuang'er exclaimed and sat on Jiang Ming's lap, with picturesque eyebrows and weak waist, she had a gentle and quiet temperament that people couldn't help pity.

  Peng Lu laughed in a low voice: "Amin, you have finally opened your mind. Let's communicate well later. I heard that Miss Shuang'er is a talented woman who can write poems and paint..."

  Miss Shuang'er's cheeks were slightly red, she quickly hugged Jiang Ming's arm, and buried her head in Jiang Ming's arms, as if she couldn't bear this kind of teasing.

   "A talented woman deserves a talented man, it should be obvious!" Jiang Ming laughed,

  Drinking to the brim, Jiang Ming went upstairs with Miss Shuangshuang'er in his arms, and Peng Lu and Wang Dong also embraced from left to right...

  Upstairs, Miss Shuang'er's boudoir.

   "Master Jiang, you say you are talented, but what kind of talent do you have?"

  Miss Shuang'er whispered full of curiosity.

   "I know a lot of talents, but I am best at idioms!"

   "Oh? Master Jiang, tell me, I'll write..." Miss Shuang'er smiled.

  …

  Late at night, the house was quiet.

   "Master Hong, Master Hong, what a coincidence..." Jiang Ming muttered in his heart.

  After learning of the death of old Zhoutou, he learned from A Fei and Lao Jiangtou that the person who occupied Lao Zhoutou's field and kicked him to death was a dandy from the Shi family, named Shi Junhong.

   It's just that Jiang Ming didn't expect to meet this grandpa in Qinghe Tower, and even used the death of old Zhou Tou as a talking point...

   Find the head of the door, if you don't take it, you can't justify it!

   "I'm going back to Ping'an Town tomorrow. It's too shabby to go to the old Zhou's grave empty-handed. Let's bring some gifts..."

  Jiang Ming's eyes wandered, thinking of the Shi family steward suppressing his price and robbing his medicinal herbs in the medicine market, and thinking of the Shi family killing those responsible herbal pickers at will...

  And the evil deeds done by the Old Snake Gang will eventually be blamed on the Shi family.

   "The accounts are accumulating more and more, so I will charge some interest today... But if you want to kill people, you have to do things cleanly..."

  Jiang Ming took out one of the small paper bags from his clothes, opened it, took a trace of yellow powder, and blew it gently into the nose of the sleeping person beside him.

   "Inhale my improved version of the ecstasy powder that has added more than a dozen kinds of poisonous mushrooms. If the sky falls within two hours, don't even think about waking up..."

  He put on his clothes and got out of bed, and stood in front of Miss Shuang'er's makeup mirror. Without seeing any movements, the muscles of his face began to change slowly, from a handsome boy...finally to a big man with a full face.

   "This disguise technique is amazing!" Jiang Ming touched his face, talking to himself, and even his voice became completely different.

  The disguise technique that I got from the vendor at the beginning is actually divided into two parts.

  The first part is to paint the face with make-up mud, which is only a low-level trick at best, and those vendors use this kind of...

  The second part requires a third-rate warrior to perform it, and use the blood force...Use the power of the blood force to change the distribution of facial muscles and the thickness of the vocal cords...Even close relatives can't even think of recognizing it.

   "It's time... to use this identity..." Jiang Ming looked at himself in the mirror and said to himself.

  The best way to kill people and run away is not necessarily a masked sneak attack, fleeing thousands of miles away...

  For Jiang Ming, who has mastered the Disguise Technique and has a cheat finger, there is a better way.

  After the disguise was completed, Jiang Ming gently opened the window, jumped out, and closed the window again...

  In a certain private house, Jiang Ming stole a suit of clothes to change into, and then hid his own clothes in a rotten house that had not been lived in for a long time.

  A moment later, a ferocious and strong man walked out at the pace of dragons and tigers.

  …

   Qinghe Tower!

   "My lord, please come inside!" The familiar old bustard greeted him with a smile.

  The strong man let out a soft snort, and said in a rough voice: "I don't play with women today, Mr. Shi has something important to tell me, where is he now?"

   "Mr. Shi is in room No. 1 on the second floor..." The old bustard was frightened by the fierceness of this strong man, and said subconsciously.

  The strong man pushed her away and strode upstairs!

  The bustard came to his senses again, hurriedly chased after him and screamed, "Ah... no... Mr. Shi has ordered that even if his father comes, he can't be disturbed..."

   "Hahahaha...I am his grandfather!"

   Wild laughter sounded, and there was a loud "bang", a door on the second floor was kicked into pieces, and wood debris flew around...

   "Zhang Shan is here, Shi Junhong is dead!"

   I drove and opened it yesterday, and the chapter was blocked... I just finished revising it today. Originally, this chapter was called "The King of Idioms"...so many idioms are in vain!

  (end of this chapter)