Ascension: The Bad Life of Kamen Rider

Time passed like a white horse, and Bai Mu lay down all afternoon.

Until the sun set and the moon was rare, Bai Mu slowly sat up and stretched lazily.

“Hmm~~ This sleep is good!”

He looked at the brightly lit city and patted his stomach.

“I’m a little hungry when I sleep…”

“What to eat?”

……

Half an hour later, in the delicious street of Juxia City, Bai Mu was holding a string of mutton skewers in his right hand and a cup of yogurt sago in his left hand, strolling gracefully on the street.

The night in Juxia City is not much different from his previous life, but the lights and green lights and voices that he has long been tired of seeing in his previous life now look special.

“It’s just a different mentality…”

Bai Mu said darkly, and a smile slowly rose at the corner of his mouth.

This peaceful life, he loved.

He walked aimlessly through the streets of Juxia City, and just as he walked through a back street, he heard some unusual quarrels.

“Hey, boy, who don’t you know me~” ”

Playing hooligans bullying that girl, who do I care about you!!!”

Bai Mu paused and looked at the scene in the alley, and his heart was clear.

“This is….. Met the righteous and brave?

I saw that in the alley, a short-haired young man who looked like a student fell to the ground, looking unconvinced, there were three people on the opposite side, and the big man with a fleshy face led by him almost tattooed “I am the eldest brother on his face”, the appearance of wearing gold and silver was afraid that others would not know that he was a gangster, and the remaining two were also dressed in pompous, looking like a rogue.

And in the distance they hide a crying pear blossom with rain, which seems to be the trigger for this conflict.

Now the situation is very clear, three gangsters plan to plot against a girl, passing college students can’t stand to bravely attack, but they are surrounded by three people, the hero can’t save the beauty, but it is difficult to protect himself.

In the face of this situation, what will our justice partner, Kamen Rider Bai Mu, do?

I saw him with a serious face, groped in his arms, and then suddenly took out a white ….

Cell phone.

“Crooked~, demon spirit? I’m going to call the police…”

“Someone is playing hooligans….”

Just kidding, how can he, a salted fish lying flat, bother to do good.

What, Kamen Rider, partner of justice.

Who is that, does it have anything to do with him?

He just wants to eat melons now.

And at this moment, something unexpected happened.

I saw that the college student who was originally only promised, an old fist smashed on the gangster man, and under the shocked gaze of everyone, he directly smashed the latter dozens of meters away, fell to the ground, and smashed the bluestone slab into a hole.

“Poof! …. Ahem! The

yogurt that Bai Mu had just contained suddenly gushed out, almost choking him.

He wiped the white lotion at the corner of his mouth and looked at the scene in the street, his face strange.

“I’ll go, what is this?”

“Showa rogue, flesh Cao monster?”

Now that the alley is in chaos, the two younger brothers of the big man are squatting beside him anxiously, the college student looks at his hands with a blank look, and even the girl who should have been rescued is looking around, not knowing which side is the real danger.

But looking at this scene, Bai Mu suddenly felt a little inexplicably familiar, just like the name of Juxia City, he always felt that he had seen it there.

He drank yogurt, frowning and pondering, suddenly as if he had thought of something, his eyebrows were raised, and another mouthful of yogurt sprayed out.

“Poof! ….. I’ll go”

“It’s not that what ….. Ultra seminary!?

Bai Mu finally remembered that in his senior year in his last life, under the introduction of his roommate, he came into contact with a 3D national comic, that is, “Super Theological Academy”.

He was not a person who liked to watch anime, and preferred Kamen Rider as a reality tokusatsu, but he couldn’t help the rotation of his roommate, plus he had already signed an employment contract with the company at that time, and he thought that there was nothing to do, so he watched it. Although the anime

has a rough drawing style and stiff movements, it wins in the novel plot and interesting setting, and there are some sharp complaints that other anime do not have, which also left some good impressions on Bai Mu at that time.

At that time, this anime only came out in the first season, that is, 10 episodes, although I heard that there was a second and third season after that, and there was any reset version, but at that time, Bai Mu was already addicted to his career and could not extricate himself, so he didn’t have the opportunity to see it again.

And now, after many years, in the streets of the other world, Bai Mu once again used his eyes to review the classic plot at the beginning of the year, and saw that the person on the screen came to reality alive, and his mood was also a little inexplicably excited,

I saw two quick steps to the middle of the alley, standing in front of the dazed college student.

“Brother, I know you…”

“Are you called Galen?”

“Erm….. My name is Ge Xiaolun”

Suddenly, the two fell into silence, looking at each other, their eyes wide.

Bai Mu’s eyes were full of doubts.

“Am I mistaken, shouldn’t I?”

“This little short sleeve, this big flat head, and this look like an honest person, is this inappropriate Galen”

At this time, Xiao Lun was also a little numb in the scalp. Before he could

recover from his sudden surge in divine power and the inexplicable sounds before, he saw a tall and handsome strange young man with half a cup of yogurt and lamb skewers appear in front of him, scanning back and forth on his body with hot eyes looking at beautiful women, only feeling his hips tighten.

“So what… Kigo…. No, big brother!

Xiao Lun took two steps back with a pale face, and he wanted to cry without tears.

“Big brother, I’m straight….”

Bai Mu looked at his stunned look, and while he was speechless in his heart, he was more sure that this was Galen he had seen back then, and he was also sure that the other world he had crossed through was the world of the Super Divine Academy.

“But why, the name is different?”

Before he could think of a reason, not far away, the big man who was sent flying also moved at this time.

“Bah! Lao Tzu is not rare what god of war, what glory love comes and goes…. Lao Tzu is going to take this evil breath now! He stood up slowly, stared

at Xiao Lun viciously, and grabbed a beer bottle, which was an angry drink.

“Grandpa, I ruined you!”

He strode forward and slammed Xiao Lun on the head.

“Snap!”

The beer bottle shattered in response to the sound, and although the strengthened Xiao Lun was not a big problem, he was also aroused by this blow, and he punched Wang Ba and beat the big han.

The big man also seemed to have changed at this time, his strength was infinite, and he fought with Xiao Lun with his arm. Said to be a fight, in

fact, two rookie chickens pecking at each other, stuck in the neck, broke wrists, tripped, and the intensity of the fight with elementary school students has a fight.

But that power, is not what elementary school students can do, the two pinched together, bumped left and right, knocked the air conditioner unit into pieces for a while, and fell out of several big holes on the ground for a while, if the hooligans fight, it is indeed a super hooligans.

And what was Bai Mu doing at this time, he was taking pictures.

He picked up his small pink camera, his face was serious, and he kept pulling the shutter around the two, not like a lively one, more like a war reporter.

It’s just strange that if you take a photo, he will lose one, take a photo and lose one, and in a short while, dozens of them have already been dropped.

The onlooker girl looked at everything in front of her in confusion, and she didn’t even know what expression she should make.

Just as a photo fell in front of her, she picked it up.

Inside, there are two tangled lumps of meat, so blurry that they don’t even have facial features.

She silently put down the photo, her eyes looked at Bai Mu who was seriously filming other people’s fights, and she wanted to ask a question.

“Are you in Gan God Demon?”

But she couldn’t ask, the three people in front of her were more abnormal than the other, she chose to curl up in the corner, bury her head in her knees, and be an ostrich.

When Bai Mu saw this scene, he stopped the movement in his hand and sighed slightly.

“These two goods, look at the scares the girls…” ”

Hey, that’s it, it’s all coming, by the way, comfort two words, to show me the kindness of someone…”

With a compassionate smile on his face, he slowly squatted down in front of the girl and said softly: ”

Girl, don’t be afraid, I’ll take you out”

The girl didn’t want to pay attention to him, and even buried her head lower.

Bai Mu touched his nose to ease the embarrassment, and suddenly thought of a way to comfort himself that he thought was great.

“So, how about I take a picture of you for free…”

“Don’t!”

Before the words fell, I saw the girl look up in horror, which was even more intense than being coerced by the big man before.

Bai Mu’s face froze, and he was about to explain one or two, but suddenly heard a cold female voice behind him.

“Don’t move!”

“Stay away from that girl”

Bai Mu turned around stiffly, only to find that the two people who beat each other had been controlled by a policeman, and at this time they were squatting in the corner holding their heads, and in front of his face was a tall policewoman with a beautiful face and a beautiful figure, staring at him with a scumbag gaze, and the muzzle of the black hole was against the door of his head.

“Ahem, that, I can explain….”

He planned to struggle again, just now he wanted to help someone, but the policewoman in front of him suddenly changed his small face after seeing his appearance.

“Bai Mu!”

“Are you!?”

Bai Mu was stunned, his face was blindfolded, and he looked at the complicated expression that flashed in front of him in an instant, so he had to ask cautiously:

“That, sister policeman, do you know me?”

But before meeting the policewoman, Bei Ya bit her red lips lightly, with a hint of shame on her face, and then laughed at herself.

“Why, after leaving the police academy for all these years, not only will I molest women on the street…”

“You’ve learned to play the fool in front of me, huh!”

“Front! Man! Friend!

Looking at the dangerous light in the eyes of the policewoman in front of her, Bai Mu’s expression was completely numb.

It is often said that seeing a doctor meets an ex-girlfriend; Exam meets ex-girlfriend main test; Dinner meets the ex-girlfriend chef; Meeting an ex-girlfriend to host a funeral is the four tragedies of life.

But today Bai Mu learned that there was something even more tragic.

That is, being mistaken for a gangster when doing good deeds, and ending up in the hands of his ex-girlfriend, who is a police officer.

”

I knew…”

“I shouldn’t have lined up to order that yogurt today!”