Asura Continent

After being bitten by the black mosquito, Fatty Li suddenly opened his eyes and laughed loudly.

The three of them laughed and scratched their bodies. Many parts of their bodies had been scratched red, and one could faintly see traces of blood.

"Haha, I'm going to die from laughter." While the three of them were laughing, they were still scratching their bodies.

Zhou Long looked at Han Ruoxue, Han Bin, and Lu Yang. He had already guessed what was going on, but he didn't say anything. However, his heart was in turmoil because these black mosquitoes were different from the common mosquitoes. After they bit someone, their skin would become extremely itchy, and the black mosquitoes also had extremely high intelligence. From this, it could be seen that these black mosquitoes were domesticated mosquitoes.

It was rare to see mosquitoes like this. If he took them out during a battle, it could have an unexpected effect.

Zhou Long had long since become a Heaven Stage expert, so he had some understanding of the situation in the cultivation world. He felt that these black mosquitoes were likely the legendary demonic beasts. Since it was a demonic beast and Han Ruoxue herself, it was clear that Han Ruoxue's status was not ordinary. Even if she didn't come from a Xixian Clan, she was still a part of an Immortal Cultivation Sect. Otherwise, it would have been impossible for her to acquire these mosquitoes.

When Little Fatty Li laughed out loud, he saw that Lu Yang and the rest were alright and could not help but ask: "Lu Yang, about that, haha... Why are you guys alright? Why are we … You really want to laugh? "

Zhu Xi and Jia Cheng Liang were also puzzled. Just as they were about to speak, they suddenly burst out into laughter.

If he continued to laugh like this, it wouldn't be a big deal. The key was that his body was itchy and it wouldn't take long for him to scratch his skin.

When Han Ruoxue saw that the black mosquito had the desired effect, she giggled and said, "The reason is very simple. Because you were bitten by the black mosquito, those mosquitoes specifically bit those who slept. Just now, you guys closed your eyes, so …" After he finished speaking, he frantically held the white bottle in his hand and said to the three people, "Let's play a game now. If you agree, I'll give you the antidote. How about it?"

The three of them wanted to swiftly resolve the issue before them. Thus, they nodded their heads and replied, "Alright, no problem."

Han Ruoxue passed the black pill to the three of them. After they swallowed it, the symptoms on their bodies disappeared, but they still wanted to laugh, but it wasn't as intense as before. At this moment, the three of them looked at Han Ruoxue in a different light. They really couldn't understand why such a beautiful woman would give off the impression of a little witch!

Han Ruoxue looked at the three and said, "Since you've agreed to play the game, then let the game begin."

Little Fatty Li took a deep breath and could not help but ask, "What game have you not told us?"

Han Ruoxue giggled and thought for a while before saying, "I'll say it one time, guess what it is, what do you think?"

"What?" Little Fatty Li was startled. "Isn't that a riddle?"

"It's a riddle, but there's a penalty for losing!" Han Ruoxue's eyes flickered as she smiled and said, "If anyone loses, kiss them, how about it?"

"What, kiss someone else?" Lil 'Fatty Li looked at the two men beside him, and his expression turned ugly. Just thinking of kissing them made him feel nauseous.

Zhou Long could not bear to watch any longer. He coughed and said, "About that, I think …"

Han Ruoxue didn't wait for him to finish before interrupting. "Instructor Zhou, don't tell me you also want to play this game?"

"I want to play my ass." Zhou Long muttered in his heart, somewhat regretting that he took the initiative to speak. He remembered Han Ruoxue's strong family background and quickly shook his head. "I have no intention of participating. I just feel that this game is too boring." How about this, didn't you want Lu Yang to make a joke out of it just now? Now, let the three of them make a joke out of it and punish those who can't speak. How about it? "

Little Fatty Li and the others were extremely depressed. They looked at Zhou Long with a strange expression before saying, "Instructor Zhou, are you helping us or her?!"

Zhou Long pretended not to notice their gazes and said, "Alright, you guys play. I'll rest for a while." As he spoke, he narrowed his eyes. He didn't dare close his eyes. If Han Ruoxue let out those black mosquitoes again, he'd probably ask her for the antidote. If Han Ruoxue suggested playing games together, how could he refuse?

Han Ruoxue thought for a moment and said, "This game is fine too, which one of you will be the first to start?"

Little Fatty Li did not want to play such a game, it was simply a loss of effort. He hurriedly said, "That, can I quit?"

"Of course." Han Ruoxue said.

Hearing this, Fatty Li was overjoyed. Just as he was about to speak, Han Ruoxue's next words made him want to cry.

"The pill I gave you earlier can only be suppressed for an hour." Han Ruoxue giggled. "If you want all the antidotes, tell each of you a story."

The faces of the three of them suddenly changed. They looked at each other, and all of them had the urge to cry.

At this moment, Lu Yang, who had been silent all this time, opened his mouth, "Little Fatty, actually, jokes are very simple. Anyone short or long is fine. Just say it out and let everyone laugh."

"You make it sound simple, why didn't you say anything when I asked you to just now?" If you say so, there is no such thing as now. " Little Fatty Li thought like this in his heart, but he didn't dare say it out loud. After all, he didn't know how close the relationship between Lu Yang and Han Ruoxue was.

Little Fatty Li gritted his teeth. Wasn't this just a joke?

"Once upon a time, there was a mountain and a temple. There was an old monk in the temple who told him stories." Little Fatty Li held his breath for a long time before he remembered the nursery rhymes that children in the village often recited. He didn't know if this was a joke or not, but whenever someone brought it up, he would find it very interesting. Thus, when he finished telling this story, Fatty Li started laughing.

Everyone was depressed. They looked at Fatty Li in surprise. A phrase simultaneously appeared in their minds, "This, this is f * cking a joke?"

Little Fatty Li also felt that it wasn't funny, but he only knew this one. He could only bite the bullet and say, "How is it? My joke is very interesting, isn't it?"

Lu Yang laughed bitterly and said, "Very interesting, but not very funny."

"Lu Yang, don't you think it's funny?" Little Fatty Li glared at Lu Yang, that gaze reminding him that he had to speak up for him.

Lu Yang also didn't want to see Han Ruoxue tidy Lu Yang up, so he hurriedly said, "Not bad, barely a joke."

Han Ruoxue knew Lu Yang and Little Fatty Li's relationship wasn't bad, so she didn't intend to make things difficult for them. She took out a pill and passed it to Little Fatty Li, saying, "Once you swallow it, the symptoms on your body will completely disappear."

Zhu Xi and Jia Cheng Liang looked at each other. They felt that such a "joke" was too simple and knew how to say it.

Jia Chengliang didn't even think before saying, "What the f * ck. I can tell you ten such jokes."

Han Ruoxue tilted her head and giggled at the two. "Speak!"

"There used to be an old monk, but he only knew how to tell stories. Every night, he would tell stories to the young monk …"

"What?"

This so-called joke was even more shocking than the one just now. No one was able to laugh.

Jia Chengliang's skin was very thick as he said to Han Ruoxue, "I said, you can give me the antidote now, right?"

"You call this a joke?" Han Ruoxue was endlessly depressed. She angrily asked, "Do you think this is funny?"

Jia Chengliang didn't even think before replying, "Of course it's funny, even stories like Little Fatty's are jokes. I can even be considered a joke."

Han Ruoxue coldly snorted, took out a pill and passed it to Jia Cheng Liang. She then said to Zhu Xi, "You can't tell such a joke. The joke must be said by everyone."

Zhu Xi was indeed a talented person. Ever since he was young, he liked to listen to jokes. This matter wasn't difficult for him.

"A man pursues a beautiful woman who is not interested in him. She has repeatedly told him the truth, but he is still stubborn. One day, the girl couldn't stand it anymore. She turned around and slapped the table, "What do you like about me? Can't I change it? "

Such a joke was rarely heard by anyone. As soon as Zhu Xi finished his sentence, everyone began to laugh.

Even the taciturn Zhou Long chuckled twice. He also felt that the story told by Zhu Xi was very interesting.

Han Ruoxue smiled for a while, then took out a pill and gave it to Zhu Xi. "Your jokes are not bad. Can you tell me more about it in the future?"

Would Jussi dare to say no? When he thought of those black mosquitoes, his scalp turned numb. He hurriedly nodded and said, "As long as everyone wants to hear it, I can tell you as many as I want."

Little Fatty Li glared at Zhu Xi and snappily said, "If I had known you would be such a joke, I would have let you say it."

Zhu Xi smiled and told a few more jokes to the crowd, which then broke out into laughter.

After about an hour, the carriage stopped. Zhou Long frowned and asked the attendant, "Brother, why did you stop?"

The assistant said, "Young Master Lu said it's time to eat. Let's stop and eat." Then, he heard the sound of a bundle being untied.

Aside from Lu Yang and Han Ruoxue, the rest of the six people in the carriage all carried their bags with them as they took out dry rations to eat.

Seeing that Lu Yang didn't carry any baggage with him, Fatty Li was surprised and asked: "Lu Yang, what are you guys eating?"

"If my guess is right, someone will treat us to food later." Lu Yang smiled and said, "Even if there isn't, Ruoxue and I can go get some game to roast."

Little Fatty Li knew that Lu Yang had a special skill of roasting wild game, so he didn't say much. "But what about the clothes you changed into?"

"Ruoxue has a treasure that can store clothes." What Lu Yang said was also the truth. He didn't want to reveal the secret of the Universe Ring, but everyone knew that Zhu Ruoxue had the Universe Ring, so he gave all of his clothes to Han Ruoxue. Her clothes were inside the Universe Ring and weightless, so no matter how much things Han Ruoxue packed, she wouldn't tire.

Little Fatty Li was very curious, who would treat Lu Yang to a meal? It was when he was deep in thought that Wang He's voice came from outside the carriage, "Miss Han, our Young Master invites you to lunch."

"You called me alone?" Han Ruoxue didn't agree or not, but asked this question.

Wang He's mind was not sharp to begin with, so he was unable to understand the meaning behind his words. He said, "Of course it's you alone. Could it be that there's someone else who wants to go?"

"If I'm by myself, I won't be going. I want to eat with my husband." Han Ruoxue replied.

"Oh!" So that's how it is! " Wang He scratched his head and said, "Then I'll go back and ask the young master."

After Wang He left, the crowd burst into laughter. Little Fatty Li laughed till he could not breathe. He said: "I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen such a stupid person." He paused for a moment and reminded Lu Yang: "I think it's better if you don't eat anymore. Young Master Lu can tell that you're not doing it according to your good intentions. Aren't you worried that Ruoxue will be taken away by him?"

"What am I worried about? She's not my wife." Lu Yang thought like this in his heart, but he said, "He has to have the ability. I believe that Ruoxue wouldn't fall for him."

"That may not be so!" If you bully me, I'll run away with someone else. " Han Ruoxue chuckled.