Dance on the grave, then play music and dance, the coffin can’t be held down===
Landing students disappeared, as if they had never appeared.
A prompt popped up in front of Li Tailang’s eyes.
“Landsheng is exactly the Feng Shui master 20 years ago. Naipi deceived him and beat him into a cripple. After many years, he came back to take revenge, and he was determined to kill the Nai family. ”
Li Tailang took off the camera on his chest and pointed it at himself: “I am Li Tailang, and I am currently at the site of the Nai family’s ancestral grave.”
“Just now I ran into a crippled uncle by accident. From what he said, I can almost conclude that he is the Mr. Luo surnamed Feng Shui.”
“Come back nowLooking for Nai’s revenge. ”
“It’s a terrible thing.”
“I suspect that Mrs. Nai died at his hands. After Mrs. Nai’s death, the resentment persisted, and then he was manipulating the man-eating wild cat to disturb Mrs. Nai’s body.”
“As a result, Mrs. Nai cheated and wounded people.”
“And a Feng Shui master has been dormant for 20 years. I don’t believe that he has done nothing in these 20 years. Maybe he has tampered with the Nai family’s ancestral grave.”
“Naipi, who was buried underground, may have already become a zombie. If the museum is opened 20 years later, it will be so fierce that it will be easy to kill the whole family.”
“He just said that the good show is about to start, maybe that’s what he meant.”
“It made me faintly uneasy.”
“The above, the record is complete.”
Li Tailang put the camera on his chest again.
“Choice 1: Prevent the Nai family from digging up their ancestral graves. Reward: points +1. ”
“Option 2: Help dig graves in the past, and see how ferocious the zombies that have been raised for 20 years are. Reward: points +1. ”
“Choice 3: Dancing on Naipi’s Grave”. Reward: points +1. ”
Li Tailang smiled, and silently chose the third option.
Walk up to the funeral band and say, “Which of you is the leader.”
“I am.” The band leader came out and said, “The young man died at home? The first-class band in our village wants to invite us. Wait until we are done.”
Li Tailang said: “Do you want to make a lot of money!?”
697 The band leader’s eyes lit up: “Of course.”
Li Tailang said: “Give me the QR code, 5,000 yuan, and you guys will come to me on the spot and play the song ‘Today is a good day’. I want the DJ version to be so high, okay!?”
“Hiss…” The band leader and all the band members gasped, looking at Li Tailang in shock as if they had seen a ghost.
“Young man, how dare you say that your family has so much hatred and hatred. When they are buried, you ask us to give you…”
Li Tailang raised his hand to interrupt, he laughed and said: “Don’t talk nonsense, you are five thousand each, no, then forget it.”
The band leader swallowed his saliva, and exchanged a glance with several other members: “The timid ones are starved to death, the bold ones are exhausted, it’s done!”
“But you transfer the money first, I’m afraid you will be beaten to death, I have no place to ask for money.”
Li Tailang took out his mobile phone, unambiguously, transferred five thousand yuan each: “Listen to my gestures, and you will start playing music.”
The band leader gritted his teeth and nodded: “OK.”
Hearing this, Li Tailang walked into the Nai family’s ancestral grave.
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At the site of the ancestral grave, a small excavator is carefully digging up the grave.
The three brothers of the Nai family stood at the front, held incense and said, “Father, I disturbed your rest. We didn’t disturb your rest on purpose.”
“Now that my mother has passed away, we sent her to reunite with you.”
“You know it under the spring, please forgive me.”
The women of the Nai family were crying and throwing paper money behind, and Teacher Naiyi was also crying. After all, it was grandma who passed away, and she was sad and crying sincerely.
Li Tailang came over at this time, raised his hand and said, “Hey, big guy, stop what you’re doing and listen to me.”
When the three brothers of the Nai family heard the words, they quickly called everyone to stop: “Everyone stop, Brother Lang, but what did we do wrong?”
“You are a person with real ability, please point it out.”
Teacher Naiyi looked at Li Tailang suspiciously in the crowd of Nai family women, wondering what kind of medicine he sold in the gourd as a student.
Li Tailang walked to the grave and said with a smile: “Look why you are crying, it is such a festive event for parents to reunite, so be happy.”
“In my opinion, it’s better to have a dance, liven up the atmosphere, and let Mr. Nai experience our life in the new era.”
“Maybe Mr. Nai jumped out of the ground when he got excited.”
When the three brothers of the Nai family heard the words, they looked at Li Tailang in shock,
I thought: Wocao, you made our family dance with our dead parents, who gave you the courage to say such insane words.
Teacher Naiyi looked warm and angry, picked up a twig on the ground, pointed at Li Tailang and said, “Li Tailang, do you think you can’t lift a knife as a teacher, or are you drifting away!?”
Seeing this, Li Tailang quickly jumped back, onto the grave, and waved his hand: “Why are you standing still, let me play the dj!”
The funeral band on the sidelines heard that, for the sake of money, they gritted their teeth and turned on the stereo to play the music of ‘Today is a good day’.
Suona, gongs, small drums, bells, big drums, and flutes sound together.
“Today is a good day, hey, whatever you want can come true, hey…”
Everyone at the scene watched in shock as Li Tailang stood beside the grave, playing disco as if no one was there, his eyes popped out, and his jaws fell on the soles of his shoes.
“My God, what did I do? Why did I have such a student!” Teacher Nai was dazzled for a while, covered his head and almost fell, and was delayed for a few seconds.
He pointed at the band tremblingly and said, “Stop it, you are not allowed to play any more music!”
The funeral band suddenly stopped,Some dare not continue blowing.
Li Tailang flicked his hair and pointed at the funeral band: “Stop, stop, don’t forget how much money I gave you, keep playing music, keep dancing!”
After hearing the news, the funeral band started to play music again: “Today is a good day, you can achieve whatever you want, hey…”
“Wow~~~ Catch him!” The Nai family was furious, and the three brothers of the Nai family pointed at the extremely ecstasy Li Tailang who was jumping and falling, and shouted crazily, their eyes tearing apart.
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“Boom boom boom~~~” There were muffled sounds under the grave.
The dirt and dregs on the grave mound fell down with a jolt.
“The dancing atmosphere at the scene was too strong, which awakened Naipi, a sleeping zombie underground. He wanted to jump out to see which little bastard was dancing on Lao Tzu’s grave. ”
Seeing this, Li Tailang immediately jumped to the side.
“Boom!” There was an explosion.
The grave was torn apart, and the broken stones fell on the rushing Nai family.
“Why, what’s going on.” Everyone in the Nai family backed away in shock.
I saw an old man wearing a gorgeous shroud jump straight out of the ground, and the coffin board flew more than ten meters diagonally into the ground.
“dad!!!”
“Grandpa!!!” The Nai family was so frightened that their buttocks drenched, and they knelt on the ground.
Napi is covered with white hair, white eyebrows, white beard, white eyes, and white skin. Every part of his body is white as snow, exuding a strong corpse.
“Roar!!!” Napi raised his arms and roared to the sky, the zombie teeth in his mouth were long and sharp, terrifying and suffocating.
“Which little bastard is playing on my grave, get out!” ! ! ”
Li Tailang frowned, and opened his night eye to investigate.
“Naipi, grade: white stiff, danger level: extremely fatal, state: furious. ”
Third Uncle Nai howled, “Dad, I’m sorry, someone played disco on your grave and disturbed your old man, so don’t come out when you are angry.”
“If you always go back and lie down, we’ll take care of the rest. It’s not worth your old man coming out in person.”
“Roar!” Napi jumped up, hooked his hands, and instantly grabbed Uncle Nai’s shoulders, opened his sharp fangs and bit Uncle Nai’s neck.
Uncle Nai’s forehead was bulging with blue veins, his neck was bleeding like a fountain, his face turned pale quickly, his skin sunken, and he muttered, “Dad, I didn’t dance.”
“Run!!! Daddy has turned into a zombie. His six relatives don’t recognize him. He even killed his son. Don’t just stand around waiting to die.” Uncle Nai yelled at the surrounding Nai family members.
Everyone at the scene fled in a hurry, looking for a place to hide.
Teacher Naiyi shivered and fell down beside Napi, less than three meters away, watching his third uncle being sucked and fucked by Grandpa Napi with his own eyes, his face paled in fright, and his hands and feet went limp.
Relying on instinct, he shouted tremblingly: “Help, help~~~”
Li Tailang saw this, and a line of white subtitles appeared in front of his eyes.
“White stiff and ferocious, sleeping underground for 20 years, has become a climate, with thick white hair invulnerable, unable to kill with ordinary means. ”
“At this moment, he is rapidly evolving after sucking the blood of his blood relatives. When he sucks all the blood of his relatives, he will become more fierce and powerful, so it must be.” ”
“Option 1: Zombies are ferocious, run away after dancing. Reward: points +1. ”
“Option 2: Watch a play, wait for Bai Jiang to suck up the blood of your blood, and then turn around and kill you.” Reward: points +1. ”
“Option 3: Copy the guy, fuck him.” Reward: points +1. ”
Li Tailang chose the third option, then took out the Holy Flame to Exorcise Demons, quietly touched behind Bai Jiang Naipi, and patted him on the shoulder.
Naipi let go of the dead Third Uncle Nai, jumped on the spot, waved his stiff arms and swept towards the back, roaring: “Ho Ho!!!”
Li Tailang squatted down, dodged the blow, smiled, held the holy flame of expelling demons and stuffed it into Naipi’s mouth, stretched out his hand and made a gesture of goodbye.
Naipi’s ferocious expression froze for a moment.
“Bang, bang!” Two shots were fired in succession.
Bai Jiang Naipi was blasted more than ten meters away and rolled on the ground a few times.
“Your holy flame of expelling demons has caused a critical strike and knockback damage to Naipi Baijiang. ”
“Baijiang Naipi is being burned by the holy flame and has been seriously injured. ”
“Baijiang Naipi is recovering rapidly, and it is expected to recover as before in ten seconds. ”
“Wocao, it really is a white stiff that has been cultivated for 20 years. Two shots of the holy flame of expelling demons will kill you.”
Li Tailang quickly loaded the salt bomb, stretched out his hand to support the limp Teacher Naiyi, and said in his mouth: “Teacher, you are so weak, can you still move?”
Teacher Naiyi nodded, and said tremblingly: “You, did you know that my grandfather’s corpse has changed, and you deliberately danced to lure him out?”
Li Tailang smiled: “Bingxue is smart, let’s go, I will talk to you slowly when I have time.”
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ps: Asking for flowers, asking for evaluation tickets, asking for monthly tickets, asking for rewards, asking for reminders to change tickets, asking for customization… Let me tell you, each
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