The next day, Eagle Sauce on the Internet.

“New York City, this damn city, only gunfights, gunfights, and gunfights, I really can’t stand it, move away, goodbye.”

“That’s right, it’s been so chaotic lately that there isn’t a safe place at all.”

“I took a leave of absence yesterday and didn’t go out all day, and it turned out to be true.”

“The New York gangs have gone crazy these two days! Crazy fighting and firefighting to grab territory, the territory of the Black Gang near my house, another wave of people. ”

“FUCK, when will such days come to an end!”

“That group of damn salary thieves, calling will only say that you have written it down, you cops are playing a role!”

“……”

Although on the Internet, New Yorkers are constantly complaining and saying all kinds of frustrated words.

But in fact, the next day, it is still time to go to work, to open a store.

Life isn’t that easy in big cities.

No amount of hardship can stop them from earning money to support their families.

After all, going out to work may be dangerous, but if you don’t go to work, you won’t earn money, and you will starve to death 100%.

New York City, early in the morning.

Pedestrians, office workers, white-collar workers, etc. on the road walked quickly and hurriedly all the way.

And all kinds of vendors who set up shops on the side of each street and do small business also open the iron curtain and prepare to open.

Of course, there is a touch of caution and caution in the movements and gestures than before.

That afternoon, at the end of Benuet Avenue, several dead men appeared and walked into the first store.

When the shopkeeper saw the person coming, his face changed, and he forced out his flattering mouth.

“Hello, what’s the matter?”

“From today onwards, your shop will be managed by the Dead Warrior Gang.”

“Ah! Yes yes yes! ”

“The protection fees collected by gangs in the past no longer have to be paid, and new rules are implemented.”

“New rules?”

“Yes, in the future, do a good job of the accounts, on the 15th of each month, we will come to check the accounts, ten percent of the net profit income, that is, the Dead Soldier Gang needs you to hand it over, and the 15th of this month will also be paid, the time is 3 days later.”

“???”

Hearing this, the shopkeeper was blinded.

What kind of stuff?

Do gangs collect protection fees like this now?

Go crazy!

07When is the IRS tax office?

However, although he slandered in his heart, after calculation, although he had to pay an extra month’s protection fee after three days, it was a small loss.

But in the long run, the money paid every month in the future will be much less than before.

Because of this, the owner happily agreed.

In this way, these dead men reported one shop after another, informing everyone of the new rules.

Basically, shopkeepers who do ordinary business will happily agree.

But those shopkeepers whose business is relatively hot, although they are very entangled and unwilling, will eventually agree.

The little arms couldn’t reach the thighs, and they didn’t want to go head-to-head with this new gang of dead soldiers.

The protection fee is more than before, but who knows how long this gang will last!

In New York, there is no shortage of gangs, and sometimes, it is possible to change them once a month.

Instead of being reckless and hard-topped, it is better to wait for a wave of gangs and hope to return to the previous track.

Of course, not everyone will choose to plant.

Small supermarkets, small shops, etc. will agree.

But those big supermarkets and shopping malls are not used to this stinky problem.

“Hahaha… What a gang of dead soldiers, go crazy! Let’s pay ten percent of the net profit as a protection fee? Do you deserve it too? Get out! ”

“Huh… We are cool brand stores, big brands, big businesses, we have never paid protection fees? me! ”

“Security… Get this bunch of idiots out! It’s just wrong to run to our New York Times to collect protection money, you guys remember, don’t let this guy in next time! ”

“Get out! A bunch of garbage in the cracks of the ground, run here to spread the wilderness and drive me out. ”

“What a laugh… Run to the real estate company to collect protection fees, I still see it for the first time, go and see the brain! ”

“……”

Some people talk badly to each other, some people directly let the security guards beat people, and those companies that big stores rely on all regard this so-called dead gang as brain dead.

And during this period, the dead soldiers who went to inform did not refute it, did not fight back, and were pushed away without saying a word.

After all, Lin Yaozu’s instructions did not let him fight back in this situation.

But in this way, the seemingly cowardly actions of the dead men made the bosses of those large companies and shopping malls feel weak and deceptive.

In my heart, I am even more sure that this so-called dead gang is a small garbage gang that runs out of nowhere, purely to be a clown.

This announcement of the Gang of the Dead was carried out in every neighborhood of New York City, regardless of the size of the store.

In one day, 300,000 dead men acted at the same time, and almost a third of all stores and companies in New York, regardless of type, received the message.

Among them, there are even several newspaper media companies.

They even wrote an article about this kind of thing as gossip and interesting facts, and sent it online.

“Gang of the Dead! New York’s new gang of idiots is delusional to be on par with the IRS and collect ten percent of the profits taxed on all stores” – The New York Times

Who gave them courage? A group of garbage gangsters want to challenge the rights of the IRS. – Gossip Weekly

“New York Dead Gang! Jokes in the gray area, representatives of self-sufficiency. – Peripheral News Network.

These articles, whose content is surprisingly consistent, are all mocking and disparaging the protection fee regulations of the Death Gang.

“Die laughing… There is really such a brain-dead gang member, which big clever came up with this, and the brain circuit is actually so strange. ”

“Oh buy ga! This is crazy! Provoking the IRS? I feel like this gang of dead men is about to die. ”

“The idea is wonderful, the result is tragic, everyone gambles on how long this gang will be destroyed.”

“The protection fee is ten percent of the net profit, eh, what a bold idea.”

“Real cowhide, in terms of collecting protection fees, I would like to call it the strongest.”

“……”

In the eyes of everyone, the so-called protection fee standard of the Dead Gang is like a joke.

However.

In the next two days, the dead soldiers continued to notify other unnotified shops and companies at a one-third of the daily completion rate in accordance with Lin Yaozu’s instructions.

Of course, during this period, ridicule and sarcasm have not been less.

On the Eagle Sauce network, the discussion about this dead gang is also rising.

“It’s coming, it’s coming! Today, the fool of the Dead Gang ran to my shop to say that the announcement was made, and I scolded them directly, and the other party didn’t even dare to fart. ”

“Upstairs old brother cow criticism, praise and praise!”

“666! I was notified on the first day, and I agreed at that time, knowing that this gang was such an idiot, and I should have been like the old brother upstairs at that time. ”

“Eh! Tomorrow is the 15th of this month, that dead gang is going to come to the door to check the accounts and collect protection fees, do you say they really dare to go? ”

“Hahaha… Laughing to death… Dare to fart, a clown gang, watch me beat them out tomorrow. ”

“Huh… My company is a big brand, and people at the headquarters have a hard time checking their accounts! A gang also wanted to come and check the accounts and collect protection fees, and it was simply looking for death. ”

“……”

After three days of fermentation, the collection of protection fees by the Dead Gang has gradually spread to the Internet of other countries.

This has also caused netizens from all over the world to join the discussion of eating melons, and the popularity is getting higher and higher.

Hua Guo online.

“Eh, I’ll go! This Eagle Sauce Country is still so magical, and the new Dead Gang in New York actually learned to collect taxes from the IRS. ”

“Hahahaha… Laughing to death… Since the gang protection fee has come to a ten tax one, there are many talents in Zhennima. ”

“Misfortune … What a scam… What does the boss of this Dead Gang think? Live impatiently? ”

“I have to say that the ideals and goals of this Dead Soldier Gang are quite ambitious, and there is no one who wants to become the private version of the tax bureau.”

“Bet on it, this gang of dead men can last for a few days before it will be disbanded and completely destroyed.”

“I bet tomorrow it will become a world joke.”

“……”

In this way, the time turned to the third day.

New York City, early in the morning. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )

At the familiar intersection, several dead men appeared with black boxes in their hands and began to collect protection fees.

Step into the first store.

“Boss, take out the ledger, and the dead man gang collects protection fees.”

“Give … This is…”

“Give!”

“Very good, from today onwards, your shop is protected by the Dead Gang, if there is any problem, you can go and report to us, we will decide for you, but be sure to keep the evidence.”

After putting the money into one of the boxes, the dead men moved on to the next shop.

On the other side, the shop owner nodded and didn’t say anything.

Originally, when he read those discussion words on the Internet, he still thought that if he didn’t pay the protection fee today, he would pretend to force this group of guys out.

But I don’t know what’s wrong, when I saw the expressionless faces of these dead men today, I inexplicably felt a chill in my heart.

So, cancel that bold idea for the time being, and honestly pay the money.

Followed by.

Second store.

Third store.

All paid the money, and there was no wave in the whole process.

But when I came to the fourth store, things went unexpected.

This store, on weekdays, is the best business on the street, with a net profit of at least $30,000 a month.

During peak business season, profits can even reach $100,000

According to the standard of protection fees charged by gangs in the past, only a flat monthly payment of $1,000 per month was required.

But for the Dead Gang’s standard, you have to pay at least $3,000 to $10,000 in protection fees.

The difference is 3 to 10 times.

Because of this, the shop owner has a very tough attitude towards the dead soldiers.

“Boss, take out the ledger, and the dead man gang collects protection fees.”

“Just $1,000, no more.”

Hearing this, the dead men’s faces remained unchanged and they continued to repeat what they had just said.

“Boss, take out the ledger, and the dead man gang collects protection fees.”

In this regard, the boss had a very bad attitude and shouted loudly.

“Ledger? What ledger? Our store has no ledgers, and we never keep accounts, I said, this $1,000 is the protection fee, what do you want? ”

This noise and quarrel attracted the attention of other shopkeepers on this street.

They poked their heads out and watched from afar, ready to understand the next pace of development.

If the Dead Warrior Gang directly admits it, these people also plan to draw scoops according to the gourd and follow the practice of that boss.

And some more, even prepared to give less.

At the door of the fourth store, in the face of the boss’s unkind words, the dead men still did not change their faces.

The leading dead man spoke for the third time.

“Boss, take out the account book, and the dead man will collect the account.”

The same words three times in a row made the shop owner feel a little hairy in his heart, and he was even more frightened.

“Collecting bills … Accounts receivable…… Accounts receivable…… What are you talking about here? Are you deaf? I’ve said it all so many times! Without a ledger, the $1,000 is a conservation fee. ”

“It’s like this before, you take the money away and leave quickly, don’t block the door of the store, delay my business…”

At the same time, the dead men seemed to confirm that the boss would not take out the ledger.

So, with his hand stretched out, he took out the desert eagle and aimed it at the person, without looking.

Bang~

A shot punched a bloody hole in his chest.

In an instant.

“Aaaaa Dead man! ”

The other clerks in the store, seeing this scene, screamed one after another.

And the dead man stepped forward again and took a shot in the head.

Bang~

At this moment, the boss who had just spoken hard was completely dead.

And the clerk who screamed, in this case, did not dare to scream.

She covered her mouth desperately, so frightened that she didn’t dare to breathe.

For fear of attracting the attention of the dead man, he was killed on the spot.

After the death soldier finished replenishing the gun, he ignored the others’ intentions and did not pick up the so-called $1,000 protection fee.

Straightforward, take the other dead men, calmly 200 to the next store.

Meanwhile.

Other shop owners on this street who were peeking at the situation heard the gunshots and were frightened by this method on the spot when they saw this scene.

Atrocious!

It’s really atrocious!

Actually shot directly to death.

This is much more ruthless than the previous ones.

In the past, those gang members, in the face of the shopkeeper’s unwillingness to pay money, at most, smashed things, coerced and lured, and forced people to pay protection fees.

But now this gang of dead men is simply brutal to the limit.

If you don’t want to pay, you die.

The first three shop owners who chose to talk to each other immediately collapsed to the ground in fright, and they were terrified.

And the owner of the shop after the fourth hurriedly rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, and quickly took out the account books and the protection fee due.

To be honest, they were frightened by the brutality of the dead soldiers, for fear of becoming the second unlucky ghost.

At the same time, sporadic pedestrians on the street heard gunshots, and instinctively ran away, not daring to stay here longer.

Then.

The collection process of this street seemed exceptionally smooth, and no second iron-headed baby dared to jump out again.

After these dead men collected this street, they continued to walk down the next street, not knowing which unlucky ghost would become the chicken that killed the chicken and the monkey.

During this period, every time a box of cash is almost full, a dead man will leave with a box full of money.

Before long, there were again empty boxes present.

As for where the money went, of course, when the dead man walked to a no-man’s corner, he silently recharged all the money into the system.

At this moment, the protection fees of various districts in New York City are being collected simultaneously.

In every street, in every shopping mall, there is always an unlucky iron-headed baby who was killed on the spot after ignoring the dead man’s repeated words three times.

Among them, there are not only individual store owners, but also real estate store managers, large supermarket managers, hotel owners… Even the newspaper owner died with two iron heads.

All in all, whoever was the temporary person in charge at that time, standing on the scene and confronting the dead, was unlucky.

Basically, every time the killing of chickens and monkeys is completed, the shops behind are more obedient than the other.

Don’t take out the ledger, die!

Do not pay protection fees, die!

There are also those who close the door and resist it, but there is not a single door that cannot be blown open by a high-explosive grenade.

Even if there were, there were RPG bazookas waiting for them.

On this day, the police call of the New York Police Department was once again bombed by the public.

The blonde policeman sister in charge of wiring was once again sprayed with blood.

In addition, all the Eagle Sauce police in New York also dispatched to the crime scene in different areas without blocking.

Then, it continued to rush to the next one, busy into a small spinning top.

On the Eagle Sauce network, countless shopkeepers in New York who have experienced the charging process of the Dead Gang have told about this unforgettable experience.

Originally, netizens did not believe these statements at all, thinking that they were nonsense.

But as more and more New Yorkers came out to testify, along with surreptitiously taken photos and videos.

At this moment, netizens all over the world exploded.


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