At The Beginning, The Global Physical Fitness Drops By A Hundred Times
Chapter 16 Little Thief
"Hmph! Doggy man and woman! I am not who I used to be now!"
"I wanted to treat you wholeheartedly and stay with you forever! I didn't expect you to betray me so much!"
"Now, as long as I find the right way, it's not like I can control the wind and rain? A guy like you isn't even worthy of carrying my shoes!"
Ye Xingchen returned to the gate of his villa angrily.
I was already simmering with anger at Zhao Wen, and even after returning to my hometown, I didn't even see Ye Hao's shadow.
Adding to the anger, Ye Xingchen had no choice but to take out his anger on Zhao Wen and Fan Jian, a pair of losers, and kept scolding them to calm down.
"Huh? Why is there a sound?"
Ye Xingchen, who was about to swipe his card to enter, vaguely heard the sound of a small porcelain breaking from inside the house.
Ye Xingchen didn't think he heard it wrong, nor did he think a cat or dog came into his home.
After all, cats and dogs are rare in today’s world.
"Could it be...that there was a burglar in your home?"
Ye Xingchen's eyes widened in disbelief.
No way, no way!
I am so poor that I eat instant noodles, and I even worry about eating.
Just like this, there are still thieves visiting your own home?
Brother!
Why don't you steal from a rich family?
What did you steal from my house? Stealing instant noodles?
In the clear world, a thief sneaked into his home and stole instant noodles?
If this spreads out, wouldn't it make people laugh out loud?
Ye Xingchen glanced at the concrete wall about two and a half meters high, and decided not to alarm the enemy yet, but to go in and take a look at the situation.
So, Ye Xingchen held his breath, jumped high, grabbed the top of the wall with both hands, and then used his body coordination to easily climb over the wall.
Ye Xingchen lurked in the night and cautiously approached the villa.
But when Ye Xingchen touched it, he suddenly remembered something and couldn't help but slap his forehead hard.
"Holy shit! People in this world are so slow. Am I still worried that he will run away? Am I still worried that he will jump over the wall and kill me? I'm stupid!"
Ye Xingchen shook his head helplessly.
It seems that after being with people with IQs like Fan Jian and Zhao Wen for a long time, my IQ has also dropped!
"Ahem!"
Ye Xingchen coughed hard a few times, then walked into the lobby on the first floor and pressed the light switch.
"Clang"
Sure enough, there was a sound of bottles falling to the ground from the second floor.
Apparently, Ye Xingchen's sudden return home caught the thief upstairs off guard, causing him to make a flurry of noises.
Now that he knew that the other party was on the second floor, Ye Xingchen also walked up the stairs to the second floor in a swaggering manner.
Ye Xingchen was not worried at all about the other party jumping from the second floor.
With people's current physical condition, jumping from the second floor is undoubtedly courting death.
When he pushed open the bedroom door on the second floor, he found a young man hiding in the corner shivering and pointing at Ye Xingchen with a small wooden dagger.
"You...you, you, you...don't come over here!"
"Haha..." Ye Xingchen couldn't help but laugh, "Friend, this is my home. As a thief, you actually asked me, the master, to stay away. Don't you think you are ridiculous?"
The thief hesitated for a moment and began to slowly approach the other corner against the wall behind him.
Ye Xingchen didn't think much and took a few steps closer to the thief.
"Hahaha! You fool! Let's see how you catch this handsome young man who is as fast as the wind!"
The thief smiled proudly. It was obvious that the purpose of walking against the wall was to make Ye Xingchen move his position, and then tried to use his speed to quickly rush out of the room and escape.
If it were an ordinary person, the thief might actually succeed.
But this is Ye Xingchen after all, with speeds countless times faster than those in this world!
The thief took a few steps slowly, and Ye Xingchen's figure quickly approached under the thief's frightened eyes.
Almost instantly, Ye Xingchen stood in front of the thief.
"Little thief! Where to escape!"
"I wiped it? So fast? How is it possible! I used to run the 100-meter dash in just over ninety seconds, and I never lost to anyone! How can you be so fast?"
Regarding the thief's question, Ye Xingchen really didn't know how to answer it, or Ye Xingchen had no interest in answering it at all.
In order to prevent himself from crushing the thief's arm, Ye Xingchen grabbed the thief's right arm with as little force as possible.
"I wipe it?"
The thief wanted to break free, but was horrified to find that Ye Xingchen's right hand seemed to be welded to his arm, and it could not move at all no matter how hard he tried.
"This is ridiculous..." The thief was so desperate that he knelt down with tears streaming down his face, "Brother! Boss! Master! Please forgive me! You may not believe it when I tell you, but I just want to steal something." , come and fund an orphanage!”
Although there was no way to judge the authenticity of the thief's words, Ye Xingchen saw from the sincere eyes of the thief that the thief was not lying to him.
Maybe the thief in front of me is the rumored grand thief!
Thinking of this, Ye Xingchen couldn't help but feel soft-hearted.
"Put down the things you stole and go. Just pretend I haven't seen you today!"
"Uh...hehehe...that..." Seeing Ye Xingchen really let go, the thief didn't think about running away immediately, but laughed awkwardly, "Brother...to be honest, I'll do it" Behind your house...I saw countless amounts of oil, rice, salt and vinegar, and a mountain of instant noodles...I didn't take anything..."
Ye Xingchen was slightly startled when he heard this, and then felt embarrassed.
In other words, what a thief would say is: You don’t have anything valuable at home, so I’m going to steal a piece of it! If I had known earlier I wouldn’t have come!
"Let's go, let's go! I'm grateful!"
Ye Xingchen waved his palm towards the thief, signaling him to leave his home quickly.
However, a simple gesture of waving and palming has become a miraculous stunt in the eyes of the thief.
"Oh my god! Brother! How did you do it...so fast?"
As the thief spoke, he slowly imitated Ye Xingchen's wave action just now.
"Brother, you... in the time it takes me to wave my palm... you can swing it more than ten times! Isn't this too strong?"
"Um?"
Ye Xingchen was slightly startled, recalling the 100-meter race results mentioned by the thief before, and gained a better understanding of the physique of people in this world.
It seems that... the strength has dropped by about a hundred times, and the speed has only dropped by about ten times...
"Oh! I know! Brother! You must be the legendary warrior! Isn't it! It must be! Oh my god! I actually sneaked into a warrior's house and tried to steal things. If I tell my friends about this, they will I’ll definitely be jealous to death!”
"Why are you so verbose?" Ye Xingchen became a little impatient, "Do you want to go away? If you don't, you will stay here forever!"
Obviously the thief had no intention of leaving just now, but instead rolled his eyes slyly: "Brother, I have a proposal, are you interested in hearing it?"
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