At The Beginning, The Global Physical Fitness Drops By A Hundred Times
Chapter 68 Emergency Situation
"Cough cough cough..." Lai Yuejing soon realized that he had lost his composure. He coughed a few times to cover up his embarrassment, and then waved his hand in a pretentious manner, "Boy, why don't you go get the wine quickly?"
"Okay, okay!"
Ye Xingchen trotted all the way to the room next to the living room and walked in.
There are all kinds of wines on the wine rack in the room, including red, white and beer.
Is it possible that Qin Yanran is still a good drinker?
Ye Xingchen couldn't help but smile, quickly picked up two bottles of several dozen milliliters of white wine, then opened the window of the room, poured out half of one of the bottles, and finally filled the bottles with water from the teapot on the table.
Ye Xingchen glanced behind him to make sure no one saw him, then took out a small paper bag from his pocket.
The small paper bag was opened, and inside was about a few grams of white powder.
Ye Xingchen raised the corner of his mouth slightly and poured the entire bag of white powder into the bottle mixed with water without hesitation.
After shaking it evenly and confirming that no trace of adulteration could be seen, Ye Xingchen capped the bottle with satisfaction.
"I asked you, kid, why are you complaining? Are you scared and don't dare to have a drink with me?"
Lai Yuejing's impatient urging came from the living room.
"Coming, coming, coming soon!"
Ye Xingchen returned to the living room with a smile and carried two bottles of liquor.
Ye Xingchen nodded vaguely to Lai Yuejing, and then handed the mixed liquor to Lai Yuejing.
Lai Yuejing opened the bottle cap and sniffed it calmly.
After all, Lai Yuejing was a veteran of wine shops, and he could easily smell the unusual smell of liquor. There was no strong smell of alcohol, and it was obviously mixed with water.
Lai Yuejing nodded happily, then took the two small wine glasses on the table and handed one to Ye Xingchen.
"Come on, let's see who is the real man today!"
"Okay! This time, I won't cheat. Let's show off with real swords and real skills!"
Ye Xingchen seemed to be affected by Lai Yuejing's bold spirit, and his tone of voice also had a hint of boldness.
"Full!"
Lai Yuejing filled up his wine glass, and after Ye Xingchen also filled it up, he raised the wine glass in his hand high.
"The feeling is deep, it's boring! Do it!"
"Done!"
Both of them drank the white wine in their glasses.
After drinking a glass of wine, Lai Yuejing felt that he was not affected in any way, and then he confirmed that the wine he drank was mixed with water.
Lai Yuejing happily patted Ye Xingchen on the shoulder, while Ye Xingchen pretended to feel uncomfortable.
"Ah... so spicy... this wine is too strong, I shouldn't have taken this bottle of wine! Let me go... Mr. Lai, you can drink a full glass of such a strong liquor without your face turning red?"
"Hahaha!" Hearing Ye Xingchen's cooperative compliments, Lai Yuejing felt a little dizzy again, "It's a joke! As long as I don't cheat, I dare say that not many people can drink this amount of wine over me!"
"That's amazing, Mr. Lai. I think of Qiao Feng in Mr. Jin Yong's "Dragon and the Eight Parts". He is such a hero and a character in the novel. His drinking capacity is a record of four taels. I think Mr. Lai can break this record today. !”
"Yes, yes! I bet that this guy will be drunk by Mr. Lai after his third drink!"
Several of Lai Yuejing's younger brothers also started to flatter him.
"Hahaha!" Lai Yuejing heard the compliments from everyone and quietly glanced at Qin Yanran who was sitting on the sofa looking at herself and Ye Xingchen. She couldn't help but get even more excited, "Here! Have another drink!"
"Full!"
"Done!"
After finishing the second glass of white wine, Lai Yuejing's face suddenly became a little ugly.
It wasn't that Lai Yuejing felt drunk because of his poor drinking capacity, but that Lai Yuejing felt that she suddenly felt a stomachache for no reason.
Lai Yuejing was embarrassed and covered her stomach with her right hand, feeling doubtful in her heart.
Did you eat something bad this morning? Or are you saying that the wine you are drinking now is fake wine? Otherwise, why do you feel a little pain in your stomach? And the pain became more intense.
Lai Yuejing glanced at Qin Yanran, who looked innocent, and didn't think Qin Yanran would put a bottle of fake wine on the wine rack at home because of her family background.
The only explanation is that I ate something spoiled this morning.
When you go back later, you must take care of those cooks!
Lai Yuejing secretly made up her mind, and at the same time, in order to relieve the pressure on her stomach from sitting, she pretended to stand up casually.
"puff"
Just after Lai Yuejing stood up, he couldn't help but fart.
Although the sound was not loud this time, and a few younger brothers continued to praise him, so no one heard it, it was enough to almost scare Lai Yuejing out of his wits.
For a moment, Yoritsuki Kyoto wondered if the fart he just farted was in his pocket.
A few small beads of sweat could not help but flow down Lai Yuejing's forehead.
If he pulls his pants in front of Qin Yanran, he really won't be able to see his goddess in the future.
No, no, I have to endure it. From now on, I can’t believe every fart I say!
"puff"
The moment he made up his mind, Lai Yuejing couldn't hold back and farted.
This time Lai Yuejing no longer dared to hold back, and before anyone noticed, she quickly smiled awkwardly at Ye Xingchen.
"Um...brother...I need to go to the toilet first! Wait for me! Mr. Qin, Mr. Qin, borrow a toilet!"
Qin Yanran looked at Lai Yuejing with a puzzled look. She didn't understand what Lai Yuejing was trying to do, but she still pointed to the toilet not far away.
"Thanks!"
Lai Yuejing resisted the severe pain in her abdomen and rushed into the toilet.
"Well...comfortable..."
Lai Yuejing, who was sitting on the toilet, breathed a sigh of relief.
Looking around, Lai Yuejing was actually a little excited.
This is Qin Yanran's toilet! He was actually in the toilet of Qin Yanran's house...
For a moment, Lai Yuejing suddenly felt that it was not a bad thing to have a stomachache this time. At least he entered the toilet of Qin Yanran's house, right?
Follow a step-by-step logic.
I entered the toilet at Qin Yanran’s house today, can’t I enter the bathroom at Qin Yanran’s house tomorrow? Can't you enter Qin Yanran's bedroom the day after tomorrow? Wouldn't it be possible to sleep on Qin Yanran's bed the day after tomorrow?
However, this fantasy was soon ruthlessly broken by reality.
Because Lai Yuejing was embarrassed to find that the diarrhea was endless.
Of course Lai Yuejing knew that if she stayed in the bathroom of the goddess's house for a long time, Qin Yanran might wonder what she was doing in the bathroom, and might even worry that she had done some unspeakable bad thing in the bathroom.
This is not possible!
I finally have the opportunity to regain my manhood in front of the goddess, and I can't let things like diarrhea ruin it!
So, Lai Yuejing took a deep breath and forced an interruption.
After a while, I put on my pants and returned to the living room.
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