Autopsy in the morning and a blind date with Boss Yang in the afternoon

Chapter 3: Cutting a person open in seven minutes (please support, 3rd update)

The host actually cheated?

Chen Fan stood in the center of the stage, looking at the audience of hundreds of people, a little confused.

Is this going on stage?

It feels similar to when I was in the police station. At that time, after the test was detected, many reporters followed for interviews, but there were fewer cameras.

As a love judge, Teacher He said:"I think Mr. Chen Fan should be engaged in sports-related work, right?"

Chen Fan thought for a while and said:"Well... it requires physical work. Sometimes, two or three No one can move it……"

The host continued:"What else?"

Teacher He said:"Look at your skin color and body strength, fitness coach?"

Chen Fan said:"Well... that's not it. My body is the result of exercise, fitness is just My hobby...I used to work out to prevent myself from being bullied.……"

Phew, hahahahaha.

Countless people laughed along, good guy, you are afraid of being bullied, and now you have trained enough to bully others?

Teacher He felt a little uncomfortable and said:"I really couldn't think of this... Can you tell me about your specialty?"

The host said:"Mr. Chen Fan……"

Chen Fan said:"Don't worry, I understand. It's just a lie, right? I'm good at knife skills... I can cut things very quickly."……"

Hot Bar raised his hand and said: 'Are you a chef? '

Everyone looks at him like an idiot, pull him down, he's so handsome, he's such a shitty chef.

Among the judges, Brother Chao said:"I feel that it should be a special category. If the host asks us to guess like this, his profession must be a bit special."……"

Teacher He said:"Then who do you deal with?"

Chen Fan said:"Do you deal with? Elderly people, children, girls, as long as you can think of it, I have contact with them.……"

Brother Chao's head hurt, and he said:"You... are you receptionists? No, receptionists don't need knife skills.……"

Teacher Han on the other side said:"Let's see... you can hide your working status."……"

Chen Fan thought for a moment and said,"Let's see, I'll invite a female guest to come.……"

When the host saw it, he thought,"Wow, that's great. He actually understands the effect of the program." ,

Hot Bar said:"I, I, I...can I?"

It has always been you, how could it be possible, the host directly invited Boss Yang to the stage.

Boss Yang said:"How can I cooperate with you?"……"

Chen Fan said:"Well... you are not heavy, one hundred and twenty pounds, which is just right. With your height of one meter and seventy-two, it is just right."……"

So accurate?

Boss Yang was a little scared

"Sorry for the harassment……"

Chen Fan directly lowered his head, picked up Boss Yang, walked to the judges, and laid Boss Yang down on the judges' table.

Then he said:"This is the first step in my work……"

Teacher He said:"Are you a butcher?"

Is this guy really selling pork?

Chen Fan said:"It's very close...but not……"

After saying that, he reached out and measured Boss Yang twice in the air.

"Okay...that's basically it……"

Boss Yang stood up and returned to his seat.

The host looked at everyone present and said:"Let's take a guess.……"

Brother Chao said:"You are not... a doctor, are you?"

The host said:"You are not a doctor. This program will not invite two people with the same profession to participate.……"

There is a doctor, damn.

Boss Yang said:"Could it be a forensic doctor?"

The scene fell silent instantly.

Chen Fan said:"Why do you say I am a forensic doctor?"

"The way you look at me is not looking at a woman. I think I am worthy of the word beauty, but you choose to carry me instead of carrying me as a princess. It is obvious that you do not treat me as a human being, but more as a commodity. ?"

The host said:"Continue……"

Boss Yang thought for a while and said:"It is impossible for ordinary people to accurately judge my height and weight. Only people who are absolutely familiar with the body can do it. Doctors already exist. You cannot be a doctor, but it is probably related to the human body. You're not a costume designer or anything like that, so I'll take a wild guess and you're a forensic scientist.……"

This woman is pretty awesome.

Hot Bar raised his hand and said:"No... then when I introduced myself on stage just now, Chen Fan looked at me... why?"

Chen Fan said:"I have a professional habit. I habitually simulate it in my brain. How long will it take to complete it? you cut……"

In a word, the originally lively scene became quiet.

At this time, the director who was watching the live broadcast burst into tears with laughter.

Come on, that's it. This kid is talking nonsense.

In fact, most forensic doctors have some occupational diseases.

For example, teachers like to scold others, nurses will subconsciously ask about the number of patients when they hear their names, but what about forensic doctors?

When I dissect many corpses, I will think about how quickly I can dispose of human bodies.

The host felt a little numb in his back.

Chen Fan said:"Then shall I introduce myself?"

The host nodded, you say, you say.

Chen Fan said:"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Fan. I am twenty-two years old. I am a newly graduated forensic doctor. I have been working for a month. Currently, I have dissected three corpses."

"Specialties: Can cook, some home-cooked dishes, know agricultural knowledge, know how to cultivate crops to grow faster, and have some skills in bartending.

Teacher He said:"What about your professional expertise?"

Chen Fan said:"I don't know... To be precise, can you interpret my professional expertise as speed?" At present, the evaluation record given by my unit is that it takes me seven minutes and twenty seconds to dissect a person. The current Guinness World Record is ten minutes, and I am faster than them.……"

Your record is really incredible.

After the introduction, Chen Fan returned to his seat and stood, waiting for the program to continue.

The host looked at everyone and said,"Let's... continue the show first?"

At this time, the scene began to warm up.

Damn it, this guy was talking about cutting people open just now, his face was expressionless, this guy couldn't be a pervert.

Damn it, it takes seven minutes to cut open a human being, and it takes me an hour to kill a chicken.

Is this human? ps: Please support me, thank you all.