Azeroth Shadow Trail

   Chapter 1143 239. You tell me this is called random teleportation? Bah, dogs don't believe it!

   "Ah, I'll never do this **** like wiping my neck again!"

  In the picturesque green bamboo forest, Blake, who was wearing underwear, wrapped a bandage around his neck and scolded:

   "Whoever commits suicide is a dog! Look at this broken place, I almost fell to my death."

  “呱呱”

  Beside the pirate, the little murloc with a bruised nose and a swollen face also grabbed the bandage and grinned and wrapped it around his arm.

   The unlucky master and servant were thrown into the sky by the random teleportation of the cloth of fate, and then fell into the bamboo forest in this high place by free fall.

   If it wasn't for Blake being as light as a swallow, the fall alone would have killed him.

   The fight with Azshara made the stinky pirate enter a rare extreme weakness, and now the character card in front of him is brightly hung with more than a dozen negative states.

  From [Fracture], [Bleeding] to [Concussion] and [Staggering], the health bar of the character card has been maintained at one-tenth of the dying and serious injury, and the speed of the recovery of health is like a turtle crawling.

   This is obviously an "internal injury".

  The feeling of extreme weakness that seems to be drained after leaving the beastly fury makes it difficult for today's pirates to even stand up.

   After struggling to get up, he vomited out next to him with a vomit. Although he didn't make a rainbow-like thing, he also made the little murloc beside him cover his nose and jump away in contempt.

   "No, no, I'm dizzy when I stand up, I have to rest again."

  The pirate staggered and sat back on the ground again, leaning on the bamboo and panting heavily. He took out a bottle of Winter Spring Fire Wine from his luggage with difficulty and threw it to the little fishman, saying:

   "Look around, find out where we are, and see where we are. I think we should land on a hill in the Jade Forest. It's best not to be near Qinglong Temple.

   Those blue dragon warrior monks are very fierce, and I can't deal with them in my current state. "

  Blake raised his hand with difficulty, used the power of the Earl of the Sea to create a piece of ice, wrapped it in tattered clothes, and put it on his forehead.

   The little murloc shrugged his broken arm under his command, poured himself a sip of Winter Spring Fire Wine, and swelled his body a little. He lifted his salted fish hammer and headed towards the cliff outside the bamboo forest.

   And Blake, who stayed where he was, was pale, looking at the blue sky above his head, he said in a bad tone:

   "I said before that I wanted to come to Pandaria, but now I ran over inexplicably, and this Cloth of Destiny said it was a random teleportation? Bah, I really think I'm a fool.

  I am now beginning to suspect that there was something wrong with the scroll of fate we picked up from the Ancestral Turtle. Perhaps, it was also a gift I left to myself 10,000 years ago?

   Maybe the so-called Loa forgotten by fate is my future self? "

   "Don't complain, little master, it's already very good that you can escape from Azshara's hands. Your current state is not suitable for thinking about these complex issues, look at the bloodshot in your eyes.

  You better rest.

   Now you are as weak as an ant, and any powerful character can kill you. "

  Xalatas's voice sounded in Black, and she whispered:

   "But the fog enchantment here is really troublesome. It isolates internal and external teleportation, and even your pets can't be summoned. We have to find a way to contact the outside world.

  This land looks picturesque, but it feels strange to me.”

  Void Essence said in a low tone:

"There is a very strange power buried here, which reminds me of Y'Shaarj, the most powerful demon among us. In the legend of the void creatures, Y'Shaarj, who was dragged out of the earth by Aman'Thul, did not completely die. .

  Its dark power may be hidden in this fog-shrouded place.

   right under our feet. "

   "No doubt, it's here."

  The pirate put an ice pack on his forehead and wiped the blood on his face with a handkerchief. He said:

   "Y'Shaarj's Heart of Darkness is still beating, and I was thinking of taking it, but now this opening is clearly not what I want. Not only is there the power of the Void, but also .

Um?

Did you hear it? "

   "The idiot murloc is in trouble."

   Xalatas said something.

  Blake grinned, he pulled out Salamaine with difficulty, threw it in the air, and made a gesture.

   The black and white double swords that had been embarrassed by Azshara's magic roared and flew out. Fortunately, they were there, which prevented the weak pirates from actually encountering a fatal situation.

   On the cliff outside the bamboo forest, the little murloc with his arms raised was croaking and waving the salted fish hammer in his hand, beating a strange big horse monkey who was trying to sneak up on it.

   This monkey is very big.

   He also wears clothes made of grass blades and rattan armor, can use weapons and speak, and he has never seen such a monkey in other worlds.

   This must be a crafty native species.

   Just now, this guy hid in the bamboo forest and shot an arrow at the little murloc who was standing on the cliff looking left and right, but was dodged by the vigilant murloc, and then he fell into a fight.

   "hairless **** fish!"

  The big horse monkey jumped up and down to stab with the spear, and shouted:

   "I'll take you back to eat meat! Grill and eat!"

   "Crack!"

   The little murloc howled twice.

It's a pity that this stupid big monkey can't understand its ridicule, but it doesn't matter, the little fishman, who is already a high-level hunter, swiftly dodged the monkey's attack, jumped over and slammed the big horse monkey's big face with the salted fish hammer that swayed from side to side. plate.

   Three or two hits and it screams.

   Seeing how brave the murlocs were, the monkey threw down the spear in fear and fled back to the woods with his tail flicking, whistling and screaming as he ran.

  The little fishman chased after the victory with a salted fish hammer, intending to beat the pesky monkey to the ground.

   But within a few seconds, Pemberpa ran out again with a frightened look on his big feet.

   followed by a large group of big horse monkeys screaming, as if poking the monkey nest.

  Those guys were swinging around in the bamboo forest, attacking the bemper with stones and rough throwing spears, and even their own dung, chasing it everywhere.

   Apparently, the bamboo forest where the pirates and murlocs fell is not a "Borderland".

  It was the two outsiders who broke into the territory of other people's horse monkeys.

   But these Pandaria monkeys are fierce enough, far more powerful than their brethren in other parts of Azeroth, and judging by their organized hunts, these guys must have formed their own unique civilization.

"Whizzing"

   Just when the weak and weak little murloc was chased by the noisy and annoying monkeys, there was no way to go to the ground, and two black and white sword lights flew out of the woods.

  Sarameni's anger at being defeated by Azshara was taken out on the group of stupid monkeys, who shrieked through the air in deadly tracks, piercing the bodies of several monkeys in three or two strokes.

   The monkeys were forced to retreat in the blood, and the little fishman became proud again when he saw his helper.

   It hung the salted fish hammer on its waist, took out the battle crossbow from its luggage, and kept shooting at the panicked monkeys, and soon drove them back to the bamboo forest.

"Snapped"

   The little murloc raised his feet and kicked on the odd white-faced plate of the monkey pretending to be dead under his feet.

   Let the latter jump up with a grinning grin, and the black and white swords held his neck again, which made the monkey fearful and forced by the little fishman to go to the place where Black rested.

   This guy can talk, although he looks stupid and irritable, he can communicate, maybe the stinky pirate can learn more local news from this monkey.

   "Huh, hozen?"

   When the little fish and the Salameni sisters escorted the big horse monkey to Black, the smelly pirate who was leaning against the tree and sipping wine immediately widened his eyes.

   He looked at the big monkey with a bruised nose and a swollen face that was covered in hair and was wearing grass and vine armor. He said in a strange tone:

   "There are hozens here. It seems that it is indeed the Jade Forest, but I don't know where it is. Hey, monkey, come here, I will ask you a few things."

  Blake shouted in hozen language, and the monkey who was rubbing the plate with his big face suddenly raised his head and looked at the injured idiot with golden hair in front of him in disbelief.

  It hesitated for a moment, then twittered:

   "How can you idiot say our words? Those chubby people don't know much about us."

   "It calls you a fool, little master."

  Xalatas poked fire in Black's ear and said:

   "This monkey is very brave, it seems that he needs to be taught a lesson."

   "That's what you don't understand."

  Black pouted, put the ice pack on his forehead again, and explained:

   "Hozen calls everyone but them idiots, and at best adds quirky adjectives based on your characteristics, like 'hairless jerk' and 'big **** mother jerk'.

   This is a bad tradition for these savage and irritable guys, these monkeys have never been a pleasant life, probably because their demigods disappeared 10,000 years ago, making these guys very uneducated.

   But don’t blame them either. "

  The smelly pirate stared at the fearful and curious hozen in front of him, and he said to Xalatas:

   "Hozen's lifespan is extremely short, and most of them generally don't live for 20 years, which makes them lack heritage in the eyes of their clan. But these savage and clumsy **** are united, which is one of their few advantages.

   They live very happily, and they are really optimists who have no drama and no lungs.

   They will live together, whether they are playing or arguing, until all the hozens of the same generation die. To be honest, I don't hate them.

   They have wisdom and can be driven by me.

   And their notoriously short-tempered nature makes them swarm at every turn to wreak havoc, scuffle, or ravage their foes outside their territory.

  They like conflict and liveliness, they can only fight with the wind, and they are very combative, which is a good material for pirates.

  I ask you, hozen, where is this place? "

  Blake asked the monkey who was squatting in front of him. Hozen scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks for a while, then waved his arms and said in an exaggerated tone:

   "This forest has no name. We haven't had time to name it yet. We also moved here not long ago. We stole food and were kicked out of Guru Golden Monkey Mountain by the king.

   Those nasty fat guys don't take us in either.

   In front of them is their village, there are big and big houses and many, many wines. "

   "Oh, so the front is Podong Village?"

  Black blinked and said the name of the largest pandaren village in the southern part of the Jade Forest, causing the idiot hozen to nod for a while, and it rattled and said:

   "That's right, that's the name. You golden-haired idiot is different from those bad bastards. Are you from outside? From outside the fog?

  The Great King often tells us stories. He said that he met some idiots from outside not long ago. They are all idiots with no hair and tails like you! "

   "Anyone from outside came to the Jade Forest not long ago?"

  Black immediately narrowed his eyes,

   He probably guessed who this idiot hozen was talking about.

   It seems that the Second Fleet of Kul Tiras, which disappeared in the Endless Sea, was really sent to Pandaria. Following this thought, the pirates immediately came up with a plan. He said to the hozen:

   "Has anything happened to the Jade Forest recently? Are the monks from Qinglong Temple and Tianchan Temple dispatched?"

   "Yeah, those bad things are like crazy!"

   mentioned this lively event, the hozen with a blue nose and a swollen face immediately became interested, it jumped in place, and said gossip:

"Those who can beat people are patrolling all the mountains and forests, they are looking for those hairless idiots, the elders in the monkey mountain drank too much monkey wine, cursing that those foreign idiots will bring us disaster.

   But no one could understand the drunken words of the elders.

  Many of the foreign fools were taken back to Qinglong Temple, but some fools escaped and went to Kun-Lai Summit. Those hairless **** are awesome, they have big, big boats!

   Loaded with terrifying rumblings!

  The king wants to buy those rumblings from them, the food from Monkey Mountain has been transported away, and we are too hungry to steal things, all blame those idiots from outside!

   tie them up and feed them to the buffalo and mushan! "

   "It's alright, don't talk about it, I probably know what happened here."

  Blake waved his hand to stop the hozen narration in front of him. After thinking about it, he took out a piece of jerky from his luggage and threw it to the hozen, saying:

   "I have a lot of food here, and you are very hungry, so you come and serve as my subordinates. You go back and discuss with your compatriots. If you are willing, I can take you to **** those bad villages.

   Don't you like this?

  I can help you build a big hozen tribe here, but you must obey my orders! Those who don't obey will be hanged up and beaten!

   If you are not obedient, throw it to the tiger.

   I know there are many tigers in the mountains of the Jade Forest. "

  The smelly pirate put an ice pack on his forehead, and threatened the hozen eating the jerky in front of him:

   "You also saw that, I have a very powerful sword, I can take you to do something big, and bring you to have a good time. By the way, do you still remember your great god, the Monkey King?"

   "Remember to remember!"

   The hozen, biting the jerky, grabbed his ears and swung his tail and shouted:

   "The Monkey King is the most powerful!

  When he was there, no one in Pandaria dared to bully us hozen, but he is gone, he disappeared, and we started to be bullied by the wicked, the buffalo and the land spirits. "

   "I can take you to find him."

   Black grinned and said:

   "As long as you are obedient and do things well, I can help you find your gods, so that you will be domineering in Pandaria in the future, grab whoever you want! Beat whoever you want!

is it good? "

   "Good, good, this is good! You golden-haired idiot is a good man!"

  The stupid hozen jumped around Black screaming, and he took a lot of jerky from the pirates and ran back to the woods to find his scattered companions.

   Watching it leave, Xalatas said to Black suspiciously:

   "Why do you value these hozens so much? They are all a group of 'half-orcs' who have not fully evolved. Even if they have their own demigods, it's not worth your efforts to win over them, right?"

   "No no no, my dear Xal'atas, the hozens are more powerful than you think."

  Black turned to look at the sky on the other side of the bamboo forest.

   He looked at the looming buildings on the picturesque mountains in the distance, and he said:

   "If you and I want to find the Heart of Darkness in Y'Shaarj, we must get the help of these monkeys, who are always happy and don't understand sadness.

   They are the only creatures in this world that are not disturbed by dark emotions, and that is their value.

   So, having an empty mind full of water is sometimes beneficial.

  Well, from this point of view, my stupid sister Fenna should also have a high resistance to Y'Shaarj's power? Alas, as soon as I left them, I started thinking about them.

   Salatas, you say, am I too sentimental, too fragile?

  It was only when I was alone thousands of miles away that I realized that I was also a pirate baby who was eager to be cared for and warm. "

   "Please stop talking, I vomit"

   (end of this chapter)