Azeroth Shadow Trail
Chapter 1157: 253. You stupid murloc! You have kidnapped a god!
Chapter 1157 253. You stupid murloc! You have kidnapped a god!
On the coast of Mifeng Orchard, farther north in Podong Village, the wanderlust scholar Zhou Zhuo ignited a fire in the near-twilight sky. The river rolling in the distance.
"Why hasn't your master come back? It's been a few hours."
He asked the little fishman who was playing in the water not far away. The latter glanced back at the stinky panda and croaked.
It can never call Black "Master".
That was its captain.
This murloc is also a respectable pirate in Azeroth.
The names of the pirates of the qualla quala are on the bounty list of the human kingdoms, and in the Admiralty of Kul Tiras, the fish head reward of the little murlocs also has several thousand gold coins.
This smelly panda really can't speak.
Let those hozens catch him up and beat him up!
"What kind of eyes do you have?"
Zhou Zhuo looked at the angry little fish man in surprise, he stroked his beard and said:
"I know you have great confidence in Lord Black's ability, but he has to face the most powerful warrior monk in Pandaria. I wish the life of the head of Taran to be a legend.
He completed his practice at the White Tiger Temple in Kun-Lai Mountains, and was praised by Tianzun Xuen. He also served in Panlongji, repelling the last mantid invasion, and personally killed several mantid elders.
The lizardfolk of Krasarang Wilds feared him like tigers, and the yaungol of Townlong Steppes shunned him.
It is said that his martial arts have reached the pinnacle.
The story of the head of Zhu is not as legendary as the events that Blake has created around the world, but he is definitely not something you can deal with casually.
Ah, he's back! "
Before Lao Zhou's boasting about his own people was over, he saw a familiar figure appearing in front of the tide on the coast ahead, and he immediately cheered.
It's not how good the relationship between Zhou Zhuo and Blake is.
The main reason is that the two are now grasshoppers on a rope. If something happens to Black, the best choice for Lao Zhou is to take the initiative to surrender.
The little murloc also shouted with joy, and threw the fishes he just caught by the bonfire on the coast, and with big feet he rushed towards Blake.
But when I got closer to Xiaoyu, I found out that Blake's situation was not good.
has always walked with wind, the proud smelly pirate will hold his stomach and walk somewhat staggering, his left hand is twitching abnormally, and there is blood on the torn clothes.
The hozen mask was hung around his waist instead of wearing it. His smooth blond hair became messy. There were bloodstains on the corners of the pirate's mouth. His eyes were bruised like a panda, and his mouth was uncomfortable.
In the end, under the stunned gaze of Pemberba, Blake turned his head and spat, and spat out a few broken teeth from his mouth.
"What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a handsome pot?"
The pirate turned his head and kicked the little murloc rudely and cursed.
But his comical gesture of leaking words did make the wicked Pemberba bow his head and show a weird and unfortunate smile. How could this be hidden from Black?
The result was another kick.
But the murlocs don't matter.
It's a beautiful thing to see Blake's rare misfortune.
If it wasn't for fear of being retaliated by the smelly pirates, the little fishmen would have taken out the dwarf camera in their bag and took a few close-ups of the embarrassed smelly pirates.
This is his dark history from now on.
"Come and help me, Lao Zhou, didn't you see that I was injured internally?"
Black walked a few steps on the beach and shouted a few words in front of him. Zhou Zhuo hurried over to help the pirates. Black walked towards the bonfire and complained:
"This **** 'split muscle' makes me feel like my internal organs are displaced, how can you pandaren monks still have such a sinister kung fu? This is sorcery, right?
Definitely sorcery! It was made to torture people. "
"Ah, splitting muscles and bones is a method that monks only use when dealing with wicked villains. It seems that you really angered the head of Taran Zhu."
Zhou Zhuo said:
"Looking at how badly you were beaten, did you lose? Shall we turn ourselves in? Are we going to run away?"
"Losing the fart!"
Blake laughed twice, proudly straightened his back, and was about to speak, but his waist and abdomen began to twitch and hurt again, which made him have to bend down.
He hummed maliciously:
"I won! Don't look at me so miserable, I wish Taran was worse than me!
I beat him to his knees begging for mercy and he vomited blood. You didn't see how embarrassed he was, but fortunately his begging for mercy sounded good, so my lord let him go.
Hehe, tormented by the burning curse of Nian Beast and the sin mark of this pirate, this wave will make him suffer for the rest of his life!
No need to run, we will rest here.
After seeing my superb and deadly martial arts with my own eyes, I wish Taran would no longer send little minions to die, and we can be quiet for a few days.
Well."
The smelly pirate was lying beside the bonfire on the coast with his stomach covered. When he saw him coming, he heard that the bad boss had won the legendary Zhu Taran.
The monkey, who had changed into a pandaren armor, obediently presented a jug of wine, which was appreciated by Black's admiring eyes.
The stinky pirate grabbed the jug and poured a few sips into his mouth. He brushed off the blood stains in Shu's mouth, and said to the little murlocs, Zhou Zhuo and Hohen Kenken:
"I'll rest for a while, and you guys will be vigilant around you, wait for me to sleep and have a meal, and then we'll set off. Lao Zhou, let's cook! I want to eat jade fish soup and couple's lung slices! Let's have some snacks or something."
After finishing speaking, Blake took out the sleeping bag in his suitcase and lay down by the fire, and soon fell into a restful sleep.
Listen to his bragging rights.
But while his own injuries were not healed, he had another fight with a great monk like Zhu Taran, and the pressure on Blake was not small.
Zhu Taran is not one of those parallel import legends that can be easily dismissed. With the fighting power shown by the head of Zhu just now, he can probably last a while when facing Queen Azshara.
Especially at the end of the battle, Taran Zhu's unique skills of "Double Dividing Soul and Body" and "Rebirth from Cocoon", which were displayed at a disadvantage, were almost magical, and the pirates who fought had no temper at all.
Although the stinky pirates have also discussed with Lao Chen before, but Lao Chen's good temper seldom uses the monk's ultimate move, and rarely makes the pirates feel the oppression brought by the peak of combat skills.
But Taran Zhu is a counter-example.
This guy completely shows the most aggressive side of the way of the monk. Fortunately, this is the only monk who is so tyrannical in Pandaria, otherwise Black would really have a headache.
And watching the smelly pirate go to sleep with a satisfied smile after a big battle.
The little fish man turned his eyes and walked over, shook the captain first, and after confirming that he was asleep, he quietly escaped from the dwarf camera, and took several pictures from various angles, only then did he quack with satisfaction and go to Mifeng. Go to the orchard.
Has been fully armed with the pandaren armor and weapons stolen from the Qinglong Temple, and the hozens followed behind it, rushing into the largest orchard in the Jade Forest, temporarily driving out the pandaren farmers inside.
The bad boss said that he needs to be vigilant all around, and how can Zhou Zhuo cook without a kitchen?
But the hozens didn't hurt these pandaren either. They stayed here for a day or two and used money to buy food from the pandaren. The two of them got along pretty well.
"You talk well, don't be so vicious! Put away your weapons! What if you hurt the child?"
Zhou Zhuo, a good old man, complained that the hozens acted rudely. The hozens ignored him but feared the majesty of the boss, so they put away their weapons obediently.
Old Zhou comforted those compatriots, and explained to them that he just needed to borrow the kitchen, and asked the distressed little fishman to take some money as compensation, which made the farmers in Mifeng Orchard feel relieved.
Lao Zhou's status as a wanderer is respected by the Pandaren civilians.
These simple and simple people have simple thinking, and they respect wisdom and knowledge.
Especially after receiving the money, the farmers temporarily evacuated the pandaren children to the farm outside the orchard, and the two parties agreed to come back after half a day.
Zhou Zhuo ran to the kitchen to cook, while the hozens patrolled the surroundings and stole fruit from the peach trees in the orchard.
Anyway, I gave money, and I don’t eat for nothing.
The little murloc himself croaked and walked around, and his innate good luck quickly found an ancient abandoned shrine in the corner of the huge Secret Wind Orchard.
It should be left by the ancestors of the pandaren. Pemberba found some ancient coins and some very strange pottery pieces near the shrine. There is also a mogu jade figurine covered with mud, which looks like a magic item.
This unexpected gain made the little fishman very happy.
It squatted by the river and wiped the treasure it found, and planned to find Zhou Zhuo later to see what the origin of this thing was.
Lorewalkers are the best appraisers in Pandaria.
"Hey! Mogu warrior figurines, this is a very rare thing. It is said that when the tyrant Thor ruled Pandaria, it was made by his magicians and given to the treasures of the leaders of the mogu tribe.
Where did you find it? "
A pleasant voice suddenly sounded behind the little murloc, which made the murloc who was squatting beside the water happily playing in the water all of a sudden vigilant. Bumblebee quickly hid the washed jade figurines in his bag, and then turned his head to speak. guy.
Looking at its fierce appearance, it seems that it wants to beat this peeping bastard.
But when he turned around, the little murloc froze in place.
Behind is a little pandaren girl, a little one, wearing a red skirt and jacket, with a double bun **** with a red headband, and a delicate wooden hairpin inserted into her hair.
The little panda blinked and looked curiously at the strange little murloc in a sailor suit.
She seemed to be seeing such a fun creature for the first time.
This is normal.
Pandaria is the only place in Azeroth where there is no murloc tribe. Well, there are murlocs here, but they are the more majestic and elegant Jinyumen, not the traditional wretched little murlocs.
"Crack!"
Bumbolba has always been tolerant towards cubs of all ethnic groups, probably because he did not have a happy childhood when he was a child, so little fish people generally do not bully children.
But the little panda in front of him made the murloc feel strange.
She is so bold!
How dare you approach the terrifying chief of the quack quack pirate group alone! He even looked at himself with the same eyes as he looked at pets! Wow, what a red panda that is bigger than a hozen!
must be taught a lesson!
Thinking like this, Bumblebee rolled up his sleeves, sneered twice, took out a small packet of brightly colored elf hard candy from his bag, and shoved it into the claws of the little panda in front of him viciously.
took out his salted fish hammer again, and flung it in front of the little panda, grinning and threateningly ordering her to eat all the candy!
Or beat her up!
Ha, that's the scary thing an evil murloc pirate would do! Hahahaha, you daring little panda, tremble with fear!
"Do I have to eat it all?"
The little panda girl in front of her was stunned to look at the bag of elf hard candy that was stuffed into her hand, exuding the aroma of fruit, and looked like scattered jewels. She blinked her black and white eyes at the vicious murloc in front of her.
The latter nodded solemnly to her, and then made a strange swinging motion.
means, if you don’t finish eating, you will be beaten!
But the salted fish hammer in his hand, full of sarcasm and joy, turned up and down because of this action, making the little panda narrow his eyes, cover his mouth and try not to smile, so as not to provoke the "terrible" murloc pirate in front of him.
She opened the bag of hard candies, took out a red candy and bit it into her mouth, the sweet feeling made the red panda squinted her eyes satisfied and happy.
She took out another green one and handed it to the little murloc.
means to eat together.
But the little murloc shook his head in a dignified gesture and refused.
It is a very scary and evil pirate murloc, how can it eat something handed by a child.
This is too imposing.
And the little fish man is going through his third tooth replacement period, it can't eat too many sweets, lest the new sharper teeth grow crooked, and it will definitely be secretly laughed at by the stupid fish people under his command.
Like Black, who had a headache at the time, the current murloc's majesty is getting deeper and deeper, and he is beginning to face the dilemma of being spread gossip and shameful gossip by a group of incompetent subordinates.
An hour later, Zhou Zhuo, who came out of the kitchen with a hot meal, suddenly heard happy laughter from the river.
He glanced over there, and found that the murloc, who had always been pretentious, was sitting on a strange "Shaking Tiger" toy chair on the beach with a pandaren cub from nowhere.
Two little men of different races were rocking around on toys made of springs and childish chairs, not knowing what they were talking about.
"Hey, it's dinner time."
Zhou Zhuo shouted over there, and then scolded the hozens beside him who were trying to steal food from the plate, and asked them to honestly pick up the tables, chairs and wine jars and walk to the bonfire where Blake was. go.
The smelly pirate who smelled the aroma of the food sniffed in his sleep, and quickly yawned and stretched to stand up. His pandaren was much better, his stomach didn't hurt anymore, and his mental state improved.
"Eat and eat."
The smelly pirate looked at the delicious food in front of him with satisfaction. He skillfully picked up his chopsticks and was about to take a sip of the jug when he turned his head and saw the little fish and his new friend walking along the river beach.
"Poof"
When he saw the cute little panda with a ball head and a red skirt beside the little fishman, Blake spit out a sip of wine from his mouth.
is spraying on the opposite Zhou Zhuo's face, making the Lorewalker look bewildered.
"Asshole! You bastard!"
Blake patted the table and cursed at the stunned little fishman in exasperation:
"Can't you find an ordinary person to make friends! Is it you who brought Dongfang Qinglong to me? Hell, I won't kill you today!"
(end of this chapter)
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